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#280 - I have a story that's kinda jaw dropping, but that's probably …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/02/2014 on Plastic Mom 1 (BCG's Mom) +8
#281 - Aezync (04/02/2014) [-]
The next few moments are my favorite memory of senior year.
>he faces her, she slaps him
>clique goes crazy
>she starts yelling at him
>he tries to hold her and tell her now is not the time (almost the entire school is watching)
>she pushes him away
>tells him straight up "it's over"
>she racks him
>he falls to the floor
>everybodywalkthedinosaur or whatevertheshit
> the look on his face is that of a broken man
>she knocks him the fuck out with a punch
>megadouche is unconsious
>entire school in awe
>she gets the fuck out on her moto
Apparently he was planning to break up with her by asking her sister to prom or some shit like that.
Don't know if he deserved it, but I'd say so.
Anyways, that's my story, hope y'all enjoyed!
#282 - Aezync (04/02/2014) [-]
Oh, also, she was only about 5'6, and couldn't have been over 135 pounds (though she did have fat in the right places, nawm sayin?) which just made this moment so surprising.
#38 - Is this show still worth watching or has it gone to pot?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/18/2013 on Humanity received a grim... 0
#49 - mechanity (11/18/2013) [-]
imo, the plot isn't too great in S2 and kinda rushed. The finale was amazing to me though, and kinda made up for the rest.

Also, I freaking love the animation style in this season, they really picked up. Although some others aren't fond of it.
User avatar #40 - chuckbillrow (11/18/2013) [-]
second season had a rocky start but it picked up towards the end, i would say its worth the watch
#12 - holy **** you are a miracle worker 09/10/2013 on mfw this mallard 0
#27 - what is this from  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2013 on Tidal 0
#35 - arkbird has deleted their comment.
#31 - Whoever lands on that God forsaken planet will die instantly d…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/18/2013 on Can it explode? -28
#43 - likeabox (08/18/2013) [-]
Mars' gravity is 38% of Earth's. Meaning your weight less. Jupitard.

I'm so sorry.
User avatar #38 - braddlesxp (08/18/2013) [-]
lel epic trell
#16 - wow that was hilarious 08/16/2013 on Police +1
#55 - Wow how many of these stupid as attack on titan *******…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/15/2013 on armored titan -4
#65 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/15/2013) [-]
I'm really struggling to understand how an anime can have no plot
#60 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/15/2013) [-]
hear hear
#43 - This "Titan Wall Attack" is probably the most retard…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/14/2013 on Dreams -12
User avatar #67 - darkforces (08/15/2013) [-]
K
#66 - mantheon (08/14/2013) [-]
you done being a bitch?
#55 - wtf man (08/14/2013) [-]
#3 - Nice 08/12/2013 on Let's get down to business 0
#590 - A film, at most, provides you with 3 hours of entertainment. L…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2013 on Especially In This Economy 0
User avatar #591 - thesilence (08/11/2013) [-]
Fair enough, thanks for the well thought out answers. I don't disagree with you - I think video games are a bit of a waste of time, and some people really do take it too far when they spend every day playing games, but I don't think there's anything wrong with playing games regularly since you can still have a proper hobby and have a good job that contributes to society.
#588 - They waste hours on video-games, and for what? The market is…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/11/2013 on Especially In This Economy 0
User avatar #589 - thesilence (08/11/2013) [-]
It's just as selfish as watching films or listening to music. Why single out video games?
#590 - Aezync (08/11/2013) [-]
A film, at most, provides you with 3 hours of entertainment. Let's say 4 just because of the after-moments where you contemplate the film or whatever.

Now a trilogy will last you longer, let's say 12 hours. 3 different movies waste half of a day of your time.

Now a popular video-game, like CoD, GoW, or BF3 will last you for HUNDREDS of hours. You waste 100s of hours doing the same thing over and over again.

Even the more esoteric games like BG, DA, ME, MGS, etc. provide at LEAST 11 hours of gameplay, per game. And there are trilogies of these games. 36 hours, wasted.

Even after all that wasted time, you move onto a new game to waste more time. Where's the logic?

When it comes to music, you can do ANYTHING while listening to it. You can run, read, write, play an instrument, dance, eat, and perhaps even sleep while music is playing. It's not the same as a video-game, which requires your full attention.

So that's why I solo out video-games.
User avatar #591 - thesilence (08/11/2013) [-]
Fair enough, thanks for the well thought out answers. I don't disagree with you - I think video games are a bit of a waste of time, and some people really do take it too far when they spend every day playing games, but I don't think there's anything wrong with playing games regularly since you can still have a proper hobby and have a good job that contributes to society.
#586 - I am helping people. These people. The people who don't get ou…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/11/2013 on Especially In This Economy 0
User avatar #587 - thesilence (08/11/2013) [-]
People can play video games and have lives at the same time.
#588 - Aezync (08/11/2013) [-]
They waste hours on video-games, and for what? The market is perpetual too, guaranteeing hundreds of hours wasted on virtual shit per day.

What's the point other than selfish entertainment?
User avatar #589 - thesilence (08/11/2013) [-]
It's just as selfish as watching films or listening to music. Why single out video games?
#590 - Aezync (08/11/2013) [-]
A film, at most, provides you with 3 hours of entertainment. Let's say 4 just because of the after-moments where you contemplate the film or whatever.

Now a trilogy will last you longer, let's say 12 hours. 3 different movies waste half of a day of your time.

Now a popular video-game, like CoD, GoW, or BF3 will last you for HUNDREDS of hours. You waste 100s of hours doing the same thing over and over again.

Even the more esoteric games like BG, DA, ME, MGS, etc. provide at LEAST 11 hours of gameplay, per game. And there are trilogies of these games. 36 hours, wasted.

Even after all that wasted time, you move onto a new game to waste more time. Where's the logic?

When it comes to music, you can do ANYTHING while listening to it. You can run, read, write, play an instrument, dance, eat, and perhaps even sleep while music is playing. It's not the same as a video-game, which requires your full attention.

So that's why I solo out video-games.
User avatar #591 - thesilence (08/11/2013) [-]
Fair enough, thanks for the well thought out answers. I don't disagree with you - I think video games are a bit of a waste of time, and some people really do take it too far when they spend every day playing games, but I don't think there's anything wrong with playing games regularly since you can still have a proper hobby and have a good job that contributes to society.
#584 - Because they wast their time through greed.  [+] (7 new replies) 08/11/2013 on Especially In This Economy 0
User avatar #585 - thesilence (08/11/2013) [-]
You posting here on Funnyjunk doesn't help anyone else. You're just annoying people by calling them pathetic.
#586 - Aezync (08/11/2013) [-]
I am helping people. These people. The people who don't get out much, have few friends, and align themselves with groups of people they don't even know on the internet.

It's a very unproductive way of living.
User avatar #587 - thesilence (08/11/2013) [-]
People can play video games and have lives at the same time.
#588 - Aezync (08/11/2013) [-]
They waste hours on video-games, and for what? The market is perpetual too, guaranteeing hundreds of hours wasted on virtual shit per day.

What's the point other than selfish entertainment?
User avatar #589 - thesilence (08/11/2013) [-]
It's just as selfish as watching films or listening to music. Why single out video games?
#590 - Aezync (08/11/2013) [-]
A film, at most, provides you with 3 hours of entertainment. Let's say 4 just because of the after-moments where you contemplate the film or whatever.

Now a trilogy will last you longer, let's say 12 hours. 3 different movies waste half of a day of your time.

Now a popular video-game, like CoD, GoW, or BF3 will last you for HUNDREDS of hours. You waste 100s of hours doing the same thing over and over again.

Even the more esoteric games like BG, DA, ME, MGS, etc. provide at LEAST 11 hours of gameplay, per game. And there are trilogies of these games. 36 hours, wasted.

Even after all that wasted time, you move onto a new game to waste more time. Where's the logic?

When it comes to music, you can do ANYTHING while listening to it. You can run, read, write, play an instrument, dance, eat, and perhaps even sleep while music is playing. It's not the same as a video-game, which requires your full attention.

So that's why I solo out video-games.
User avatar #591 - thesilence (08/11/2013) [-]
Fair enough, thanks for the well thought out answers. I don't disagree with you - I think video games are a bit of a waste of time, and some people really do take it too far when they spend every day playing games, but I don't think there's anything wrong with playing games regularly since you can still have a proper hobby and have a good job that contributes to society.
#13 - Do something productive with your life instead of being selfis…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2013 on Aezync's profile 0
User avatar #14 - acemcgunner (08/11/2013) [-]
besides that..fag...i do other things
#12 - You're a great example of a classic neckbeard who is solely pr…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2013 on Aezync's profile 0
User avatar #15 - garymotherfingoak (08/12/2013) [-]
You're one to talk since all you do is spam passive aggressive insults.
#10 - Why do you say that?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/11/2013 on Aezync's profile 0
User avatar #11 - acemcgunner (08/11/2013) [-]
you said bad things about gamers..and hurt my feelings
#13 - Aezync (08/11/2013) [-]
Do something productive with your life instead of being selfish with your time.

Everybody's good at something, yet people like you waste potential for enjoyment.

Fags, the lot of you.
User avatar #14 - acemcgunner (08/11/2013) [-]
besides that..fag...i do other things
#581 - You have sex with women who have anxiety issues, and moreover …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2013 on Especially In This Economy 0
User avatar #665 - mikeybails (08/16/2013) [-]
hahahaha dude im a 5 foot 10 165 pound athletic body with a girlfriend whos 130 pounds and also athletic. Maybs you should go out into the real world and recognize alot of gamers arent fat nerds as you say
#580 - If you feel that way then why don't you do something about the… 08/11/2013 on Especially In This Economy 0
#579 - Well I'm sorry, but you should be using your time in a way tha…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2013 on Especially In This Economy 0
#583 - iamchicken (08/11/2013) [-]
But fuck other people.
#101 - white people are so retarded.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2013 on Because fuck you 0
#112 - kommandantvideo (08/11/2013) [-]
have fun with that opinion
#37 - God, only white people can find this funny.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/11/2013 on Unfortunate Sign Burn Outs -4
User avatar #54 - cantfindausername (08/11/2013) [-]
I'm fucking hilarious and I though it was biracial.
#71 - andromedika (08/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #40 - andromedika (08/11/2013) [-]
I'm biracial and I thought it was fucking hilarious.
#406 - Guys who play video games are so pathetic.  [+] (36 new replies) 08/11/2013 on Especially In This Economy -69
#568 - mikeybails (08/11/2013) [-]
you know the funny thing is by stats we have sex twice as often as non gamers. boop.
#581 - Aezync (08/11/2013) [-]
You have sex with women who have anxiety issues, and moreover are probably out of shape and antisocial. Actually, that makes sense because that's how most gamers are.
User avatar #665 - mikeybails (08/16/2013) [-]
hahahaha dude im a 5 foot 10 165 pound athletic body with a girlfriend whos 130 pounds and also athletic. Maybs you should go out into the real world and recognize alot of gamers arent fat nerds as you say
User avatar #548 - killerliquid (08/11/2013) [-]
You obviously don't respect one of the greatest mediums known to man!!
#516 - frodofappins (08/11/2013) [-]
#512 - durkadurka (08/11/2013) [-]
>Obvious troll
>Idiots feeding troll
>MFW
#501 - diffusion (08/11/2013) [-]
Wut? Are you one that dudes that only thinks about cars, intercoolers, rims and stuff?
#463 - mynameisnotyours (08/11/2013) [-]
#446 - tigerrish (08/11/2013) [-]
#444 - notbenstiller (08/11/2013) [-]
#426 - daedrakiller (08/11/2013) [-]
#424 - ManInKilt (08/11/2013) [-]
#416 - killerabbit (08/11/2013) [-]
You came to the wrong neighborhood, motherfucker
#422 - lucarioveethree (08/11/2013) [-]
#527 - webshark (08/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #423 - killerabbit (08/11/2013) [-]
The HORROR
User avatar #429 - arziben (08/11/2013) [-]
dammit I wish I was on my computer so I could finally use that Gavin "nope" gif
#535 - spawnsy (08/11/2013) [-]
take this Gavin instead
#432 - killerabbit (08/11/2013) [-]
I don't know which one that is...but i have this one it's my favorite
User avatar #433 - arziben (08/11/2013) [-]
take this part of the video and add NOPE to the side, there you go, that's the gif I'm talking about
User avatar #437 - killerabbit (08/11/2013) [-]
oh yeah i've seen that one
User avatar #415 - roflcopterkklol (08/11/2013) [-]
Yes, because sitting down and actually having a good think about just how fucked our society is makes life much less pathetic.
Maybe one day i can upload a status on facebook about how liking a picture about starving children makes me a better person instead of trying to hide from reality because it is just fucking depressing.
#580 - Aezync (08/11/2013) [-]
If you feel that way then why don't you do something about the society?
User avatar #413 - thesilence (08/11/2013) [-]
Why?
#584 - Aezync (08/11/2013) [-]
Because they wast their time through greed.

User avatar #585 - thesilence (08/11/2013) [-]
You posting here on Funnyjunk doesn't help anyone else. You're just annoying people by calling them pathetic.
#586 - Aezync (08/11/2013) [-]
I am helping people. These people. The people who don't get out much, have few friends, and align themselves with groups of people they don't even know on the internet.

It's a very unproductive way of living.
User avatar #587 - thesilence (08/11/2013) [-]
People can play video games and have lives at the same time.
#588 - Aezync (08/11/2013) [-]
They waste hours on video-games, and for what? The market is perpetual too, guaranteeing hundreds of hours wasted on virtual shit per day.

What's the point other than selfish entertainment?
User avatar #589 - thesilence (08/11/2013) [-]
It's just as selfish as watching films or listening to music. Why single out video games?
#590 - Aezync (08/11/2013) [-]
A film, at most, provides you with 3 hours of entertainment. Let's say 4 just because of the after-moments where you contemplate the film or whatever.

Now a trilogy will last you longer, let's say 12 hours. 3 different movies waste half of a day of your time.

Now a popular video-game, like CoD, GoW, or BF3 will last you for HUNDREDS of hours. You waste 100s of hours doing the same thing over and over again.

Even the more esoteric games like BG, DA, ME, MGS, etc. provide at LEAST 11 hours of gameplay, per game. And there are trilogies of these games. 36 hours, wasted.

Even after all that wasted time, you move onto a new game to waste more time. Where's the logic?

When it comes to music, you can do ANYTHING while listening to it. You can run, read, write, play an instrument, dance, eat, and perhaps even sleep while music is playing. It's not the same as a video-game, which requires your full attention.

So that's why I solo out video-games.
User avatar #591 - thesilence (08/11/2013) [-]
Fair enough, thanks for the well thought out answers. I don't disagree with you - I think video games are a bit of a waste of time, and some people really do take it too far when they spend every day playing games, but I don't think there's anything wrong with playing games regularly since you can still have a proper hobby and have a good job that contributes to society.
#411 - midothegreat (08/11/2013) [-]
As a guy who plays video games, your comment really hurt my feelings
#579 - Aezync (08/11/2013) [-]
Well I'm sorry, but you should be using your time in a way that helps you and other people instead of being selfish with it.

Maybe you have talent in something that's actually useful. The only way to find out is to give it a try, friend.
#583 - iamchicken (08/11/2013) [-]
But fuck other people.
#167 - Dude you are a loser. Leave a person alone instead of harassin… 08/11/2013 on Good guys among us comp 0
#63 - You do realize that you sound like a female with your retard… 08/11/2013 on The Best Alarm Clock 0
#202 - then that's the most retarded setup ever. it's just about luck…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2013 on I...what 0
#203 - RageGuyyourmom (08/11/2013) [-]
The answers something weird like you have to trick them according to the yu-gi-oh version of it.
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#9 - garymotherfingoak (08/11/2013) [-]
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Based on your comments, I'm gonna guess that you're about 13 or so.

You've been around for 2 years and you still suck at "trolling" as someone like you would call it because everyone at your middle school does.

Go away.
#12 to #9 - Aezync (08/11/2013) [-]
You're a great example of a classic neckbeard who is solely pretentious because of how he knows about esoteric internet jargon. Congratulations for your immense contributions to society.
User avatar #15 to #12 - garymotherfingoak (08/12/2013) [-]
You're one to talk since all you do is spam passive aggressive insults.
User avatar #8 - acemcgunner (08/11/2013) [-]
you should be slapped
#10 to #8 - Aezync (08/11/2013) [-]
Why do you say that?
User avatar #11 to #10 - acemcgunner (08/11/2013) [-]
you said bad things about gamers..and hurt my feelings
#13 to #11 - Aezync (08/11/2013) [-]
Do something productive with your life instead of being selfish with your time.

Everybody's good at something, yet people like you waste potential for enjoyment.

Fags, the lot of you.
User avatar #14 to #13 - acemcgunner (08/11/2013) [-]
besides that..fag...i do other things
#2 to #1 - Aezync (06/04/2012) [-]
What was it supposed to be?
User avatar #3 to #2 - jingleforth (06/04/2012) [-]
Some Anon actually rolled 999,999,999.

But the content was deleted..
#4 to #3 - Aezync (06/04/2012) [-]
Yeah right.

You're just trolling now...
#5 to #4 - jingleforth (06/04/2012) [-]
Enlarge.

I even highlighted some of the text for you.
#6 to #5 - Aezync (06/04/2012) [-]
Oh, wow.

Sorry bro.

Thanks for showing me :D
User avatar #7 to #6 - jingleforth (06/04/2012) [-]
No problem.

ANOTHER Anon rolled 999,999,999 but it was a few years ago, and I can't find the comment. :(
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