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#75 - cause a girl who looks like michael jackson is hot right? 11/09/2014 on fuck you both 0
#176 - thanks for the sauce ur gr8m8 11/08/2014 on Oblivion VS Skyrim +1
#73 - > gregg locates kevin using mod commands or w/e (WAY deep u…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2014 on Worth the read +1
User avatar #95 - gggman (11/07/2014) [-]
I'm.....impressed?....pissed off for you i think actually....or....well Idk what to think....That's.....wow...
#72 - my WORST minecraft experience EVER. > be 16 &…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/07/2014 on Worth the read +1
#73 - Aezync (11/07/2014) [-]
> gregg locates kevin using mod commands or w/e (WAY deep underground)
> we decide to go there without telling him to see wtf hes been doing
> GIANT room with detonators EVERYWHERE and paths leading to rooms which have detonators in them

this kid has spent the last 4 days layering TNT in the citadel and INTRICATELY connecting each layer to a network of different rooms.
apparently he was trying to get gregg back for embarassing him in front of a girl or some thing.

months down the drain
User avatar #95 - gggman (11/07/2014) [-]
I'm.....impressed?....pissed off for you i think actually....or....well Idk what to think....That's.....wow...
#157187 - alpha as in like, you can take it and aren't affected like I a…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/29/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #157188 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (09/29/2014) [-]
I can take it, and won't entirely be affected by it.
Although personally, when it comes to more demonic build-ups like in American Horror Story, I'd rather not watch.

And yeah, definitely find a kids movie that you haven't seen. Or just a good TV show.
I recommend Futurama, Treasure Planet, etc.
#157184 - cmon man... i need some real advice here. 09/29/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#157182 - it's called tusk, i wrote a vague synopsis below. an…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/29/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #157185 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (09/29/2014) [-]
Ehhh, alpha?
Again, I understand how everything is faked. I know which programs produce which effects, which package said effects come from, which companies made the programs, how much the programs costs, etc.

Back when I was young, my parents decided to cut off our cable... So at night, I'd throw on a DVD, watch the movie, then play everything else afterwards and fall asleep to that. I'd watch every single behind the scenes and post-commentary there was.

Anyhow, for you, I'd highly recommend watching a PG title, eh?
Fall asleep to something cheery and positive.
#157187 - Aezync (09/29/2014) [-]
alpha as in like, you can take it and aren't affected like I am.
Interesting, will give it a try... i feel so low though, man, just hating night time lately.
User avatar #157188 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (09/29/2014) [-]
I can take it, and won't entirely be affected by it.
Although personally, when it comes to more demonic build-ups like in American Horror Story, I'd rather not watch.

And yeah, definitely find a kids movie that you haven't seen. Or just a good TV show.
I recommend Futurama, Treasure Planet, etc.
#157179 - oh sorry, i added the second bit a little late. And y… 09/29/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#157178 - and that howard (VERY well played by the actor) was so … 09/29/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#157176 - why the **** did you tell me that man... here i a…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/29/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#157178 - Aezync (09/29/2014) [-]
and that howard (VERY well played by the actor) was so fucking creepy. like this guy is fucking beyond nuts thinking that he can relieve his time with a walrus through human suffering.
By the way, before I go any further, I would like to apologize for the awful writing and poor grammar. I can't help but write poorly due to the conditions and circumstances which have me flustered, to say the least.
Anyways, that's what's bugging me. This can really happen. It is possible to make such a monstrosity and have it be a living human, despite the appearance.

And god damn, my cousins were laughing through this bullshit. it's a black comedy for pete's sake, and im here, shitting my pants at night, which brings me to another piece of advice i'd like to ask from you... how do I stop being a pussy? this is giong to haunt me for the rest of my life... i've really been scared all of my life until i stopped watching scary movies up until this point.

like i said, I really appreciate your time and patience. I am a total pathetic mess right now... all help is grealty appreciated.
#157177 - imrobin (09/29/2014) [-]
Well just remember that most of these things, if they happen at all, happen in really shitty countries or in really shitty areas with little security. You're fine and have nothing to worry about i'm sure.
#157179 - Aezync (09/29/2014) [-]
oh sorry, i added the second bit a little late.

And yeah, you're right. It happend in the middle of no where. still creepy as shit though. I don't know what I can do t o relax my mind; i have class tomorrow and am currently desperately trying to keep my gps wher ei need it to be. this movie has proven to be a major distractiona nd will seriously bring me down in life.
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#9 - garymotherfingoak (08/11/2013) [-]
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Based on your comments, I'm gonna guess that you're about 13 or so.

You've been around for 2 years and you still suck at "trolling" as someone like you would call it because everyone at your middle school does.

Go away.
#12 to #9 - Aezync (08/11/2013) [-]
You're a great example of a classic neckbeard who is solely pretentious because of how he knows about esoteric internet jargon. Congratulations for your immense contributions to society.
User avatar #15 to #12 - garymotherfingoak (08/12/2013) [-]
You're one to talk since all you do is spam passive aggressive insults.
User avatar #8 - acemcgunner (08/11/2013) [-]
you should be slapped
#10 to #8 - Aezync (08/11/2013) [-]
Why do you say that?
User avatar #11 to #10 - acemcgunner (08/11/2013) [-]
you said bad things about gamers..and hurt my feelings
#13 to #11 - Aezync (08/11/2013) [-]
Do something productive with your life instead of being selfish with your time.

Everybody's good at something, yet people like you waste potential for enjoyment.

Fags, the lot of you.
User avatar #14 to #13 - acemcgunner (08/11/2013) [-]
besides that..fag...i do other things
#2 to #1 - Aezync (06/04/2012) [-]
What was it supposed to be?
User avatar #3 to #2 - jingleforth ONLINE (06/04/2012) [-]
Some Anon actually rolled 999,999,999.

But the content was deleted..
#4 to #3 - Aezync (06/04/2012) [-]
Yeah right.

You're just trolling now...
#5 to #4 - jingleforth ONLINE (06/04/2012) [-]
Enlarge.

I even highlighted some of the text for you.
#6 to #5 - Aezync (06/04/2012) [-]
Oh, wow.

Sorry bro.

Thanks for showing me :D
User avatar #7 to #6 - jingleforth ONLINE (06/04/2012) [-]
No problem.

ANOTHER Anon rolled 999,999,999 but it was a few years ago, and I can't find the comment. :(
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