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AdolfHitler

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Gender: male
Age: 29
Date Signed Up:8/03/2009
Last Login:11/06/2012
Location:Germany
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Times Content Favorited:114 times
Total Comments Made:239
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#5 - oh thanks for the peppers 11/08/2010 on POKEMON EMULATORS! +1
#1 - Giant lizards work for me. 11/08/2010 on Need something to worship? +1
#2 - What is the parrot's name?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2010 on My Gay Dad -1
User avatar #6 - igniteyourbones (11/07/2010) [-]
Dante. He's an Orange Winged Amazon, amazons don't really talk as much as other parrots but they are less shy. Like Pearl, our African Grey, she talks like 500x more than Dante but not when there's a bunch of people around.
#77 - What about it?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2010 on AdolfHitler's profile 0
#78 - MemeGenerator (11/07/2010) [-]
#1 - I love that scream 11/07/2010 on Silly chavs 0
#5 - Not really, I wouldn't recommend it. Microwaving one in the wr…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2010 on informational +2
User avatar #6 - JklnHyd (11/04/2010) [-]
The lights are pretty though.
#2 - What a waste of a Chicken McGrill 11/04/2010 on do you want to eat... 0
#5 - If you have string to make the spear, then just tie the knife …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/04/2010 on informational 5 0
User avatar #8 - JklnHyd (11/04/2010) [-]
The four prongs will hold on better. Sure you may be able to stab fish with a knife on a stick, but good luck catching the damn thing. Besides, you don't want to risk damaging the knife, which you can use to make more tools.
User avatar #7 - iTzKitteh (11/04/2010) [-]
then there's more danger of cutting the fuck out of your legs as you swing it screaming into the water
#1 - Oh what pun that must have been 11/04/2010 on Pillsbury Doughboy Funeral 0
#1 - Why not just use the knife?  [+] (5 new replies) 11/04/2010 on informational 5 0
User avatar #4 - Pyronite (11/04/2010) [-]
It's more efficient to hunt fish with it since it can travel faster than the knife.
User avatar #3 - cptnmorgan (11/04/2010) [-]
u ever try fishing with a knife? unless your chuck norris, I suggest using the spear
User avatar #5 - AdolfHitler (11/04/2010) [-]
If you have string to make the spear, then just tie the knife to the stick

Instead of going through all of that
User avatar #8 - JklnHyd (11/04/2010) [-]
The four prongs will hold on better. Sure you may be able to stab fish with a knife on a stick, but good luck catching the damn thing. Besides, you don't want to risk damaging the knife, which you can use to make more tools.
User avatar #7 - iTzKitteh (11/04/2010) [-]
then there's more danger of cutting the fuck out of your legs as you swing it screaming into the water
#1 - I tried this once, but with a granola bar.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/04/2010 on informational +6
User avatar #4 - JklnHyd (11/04/2010) [-]
Did it work?
User avatar #5 - AdolfHitler (11/04/2010) [-]
Not really, I wouldn't recommend it. Microwaving one in the wrapper isn't a good idea either.
User avatar #6 - JklnHyd (11/04/2010) [-]
The lights are pretty though.
#2 - Popcorn, anyone? If you get it then points for you.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2010 on No Exceptions 0
User avatar #3 - HerpFuckinDerp (11/04/2010) [-]
that shuttles gonna be poppin some corn if you catch my meaning
#6 - Comment deleted 11/04/2010 on Fire alarms +5
#2 - I shall prove myself wrong, and leave. Right now. Well, maybe … 11/04/2010 on A Message To You, From... +1
#1 - How do those snakes fight each other when they cannot even rea… 11/04/2010 on Useless facts anyone? Part 4. +7
#1 - So, KKking, how do maracas make the holocaust better? … 11/04/2010 on Maracas +17
#1 - Comment deleted 11/04/2010 on Lmaoing -1
#1 - Too bad, I've given you one anyway. 11/03/2010 on i need help +2
#1 - I did exactly what the description told me not to do.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2010 on Vometric Coding 0
User avatar #3 - Spain (11/03/2010) [-]
You should make Hitler Comics.
#7 - **** . I know to tune too, so now I'm going to be singin…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2010 on I fucking want one of these. +1
User avatar #8 - Cammonk (11/03/2010) [-]
you and me both haha
#1 - How many Alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2010 on alzhimer's +1
User avatar #2 - TakeUHstab (11/03/2010) [-]
only one, im guessing there is only one.
#1 - The one that got the fat guy in the jeep, yes?  [+] (4 new replies) 11/03/2010 on Dinosaur Impression +2
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#2 - omfgtrex (11/03/2010) [-]
Correct. Oh, and it spits poison :]]
...Actually, not really. There's no way for anyone to know whether or not a dinosaur could do that. And yes, I was - err, am - a dinosaur nerd.
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User avatar #4 - invadermandy (11/03/2010) [-]
don't be afraid to show it
#3 - Wasn't there a jingle for these things?  [+] (3 new replies) 11/03/2010 on I fucking want one of these. 0
User avatar #6 - Cammonk (11/03/2010) [-]
Oh, i wonder wonder, whats in a wonderball? who knows what surprises a wonderball can hide? yummy nestle chocolate with candy shapes inside..oh, i wonder wonder, whats in your wonderball....?
User avatar #7 - AdolfHitler (11/03/2010) [-]
Shit. I know to tune too, so now I'm going to be singing that the rest of the night...
User avatar #8 - Cammonk (11/03/2010) [-]
you and me both haha
#1 - Now what would you do with an infinite amount of apples?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2010 on Apples? 0
User avatar #2 - Judyism (11/03/2010) [-]
Sell them to kids who want to please their teachers.

Or worms looking for cheap housing.
#2 - Well, your first mistake was Google Chrome.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2010 on Am i the only one with this... -2
User avatar #3 - Adoye (11/03/2010) [-]
Maaan, google chrome is schweet.
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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #83 - novren (04/21/2013) [-]
happy late birthday mate (at least it's late here)
#82 - poorjew (11/27/2012) [-]
guess who you didn't gassed.
#80 - xXnOObXx (06/03/2011) [-]
Hitler's score- Kills:0 Deaths:1 Assists:10,000,000
Hitler's score- Kills:0 Deaths:1 Assists:10,000,000
#81 to #86 - anon (12/09/2011) [-]
He has a few kills from his WW1 days.
#79 - captainspankmonkey (04/09/2011) [-]
osama:....poser
#76 - MemeGenerator (11/07/2010) [-]
Your name.
User avatar #77 to #83 - AdolfHitler (11/07/2010) [-]
What about it?
#75 - YouCanHazSHUTHEFUC (10/28/2010) [-]
UMAD?
UMAD?
#73 - TrollfaceLawl (10/22/2010) [-]
Sup bro, look what I got...
#70 - TrollfaceLawl (10/02/2010) [-]
People thumb you down, but you make up for it with +50's and 			****		 like that  
  
I love you.
People thumb you down, but you make up for it with +50's and **** like that

I love you.
User avatar #71 to #77 - AdolfHitler (10/02/2010) [-]
I love you too.
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User avatar #68 - AdolfHitler (09/22/2010) [-]
HITLER'S BACK
User avatar #65 - HeinrichHimmler (02/19/2010) [-]
HEIL HITLER!@!!@@@@@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@W#!$%@$!#~@@
#64 - SirWinstonChurchil **User deleted account** (02/18/2010) [-]
you do need help!
#63 - JewishKike **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#62 - XxDrummingMelodyxX **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #61 - Pedobear Sr (02/06/2010) [-]
Orders, Ein Fuhrer?
User avatar #60 - GeorgeSPatton (02/04/2010) [-]
HEY. ****** . Guess who?
User avatar #56 - i eat babies (11/01/2009) [-]
here's Hitler in nuttshell:
"i didn't get into art school, so...
i know! I'll kill all the Jews!
take THAT society!"

seriously, how does that even remotely make sense?
User avatar #57 to #60 - AdolfHitler (11/03/2009) [-]
THE JEWS AT AKADEMIE DER BILDENDEN K√úNST WIEN REJECTED ME
User avatar #52 - safgj (10/27/2009) [-]
**** U NAZI ****** I HOPE U GET UR ******* HEAD CUT OF
User avatar #66 to #56 - HeinrichHimmler (02/19/2010) [-]
**** OFF FROM THE REICH! DOUCHEBAG!
User avatar #55 to #56 - safgj (10/28/2009) [-]
idc u still need to die
User avatar #54 to #56 - AdolfHitler (10/28/2009) [-]
le murdered then the Nazis.
User avatar #53 to #56 - AdolfHitler (10/28/2009) [-]
You say Adolf Hitler was a bad man. In reality, he was not very much so. He united the German empire and brought the entire world out of a
crippling depression. Adolf Hitler was a genius, both with words and military strategy. Because of him He advanced German technology by a
great deal, which led to to the world's technology as a whole even more advances. German scientists found out many things leading to great
discoveries. I recognize that the Holocaust is viewed as bad to most;most German soldiers did not even know about it. The Jews we're used
as a scapegoat to get away from the problems of reality. And next time you are going to say Hitler was a horrible man, get this; Joseph
Stalin had 6 million more peop
User avatar #74 to #57 - TrollfaceLawl (10/22/2010) [-]
I just feel weird agreeing with this..
User avatar #59 to #57 - MiniSoup (02/04/2010) [-]
Holy **** , you just basically said what I've been saying for the past 5 years.
User avatar #58 to #57 - HaleyBoy (01/07/2010) [-]
ok so your saying he advanced german tech. you now how he did. he took jewish baby's born in a concentration camp put them in a room and did not touch them did not let anyone touch them just to see how long it took said baby to die. you say he's great i say he was a douche bag who just wanted to see the world burn
#50 - thespammer **User deleted account** (10/06/2009) [-]
spam for you!
User avatar #49 - sgtpaint (10/05/2009) [-]
so...planning any wars
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