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#61 - Hey, that guy was my fucking childhood. 07/29/2014 on Some Awesome Facts Compilation 0
#91 - I'm sorry but if FJ made these 4chan would be calling them cancer. 07/27/2014 on Moar shirts designed by 4chan +1
#35 - drop from the top of the tower and kill it.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2014 on First time fighting the... 0
User avatar #38 - insertbrony (07/26/2014) [-]
yeah. PC controls are bit awkward and my controllers fucked so i've put off playing it.
#1272 - **AbsentMinded rolled image ** 07/21/2014 on Pregnancy +2
#30 - Faster!  [+] (3 new replies) 07/20/2014 on things sliding into other... 0
User avatar #31 - Awesomenessniss (07/20/2014) [-]
I can't, you have to get off with just this.
#46 - caffeinecommissar (07/20/2014) [-]
I hope absentminded likes this, source: www.funnyjunk.com/Ooh+yes/funny-gifs/5158868/200#200
#47 - caffeinecommissar (07/20/2014) [-]
Appropriate reaction to this thread - picture related.
#46 - No thank you. 07/20/2014 on Be Advised 0
#5162 - **AbsentMinded rolls 792,269,048** 07/18/2014 on Roll for Red +1
#31 - >Party of 5, Raiding some cave full of Kobolds and other li… 07/14/2014 on Orc Donkey Punch +15
#25 - It's not D&D without at least one rape.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2014 on Orc Donkey Punch 0
User avatar #31 - AbsentMinded (07/14/2014) [-]
>Party of 5, Raiding some cave full of Kobolds and other lizard like monsters.
>We're low level and we need a way to sneak through a kobold town.
>Everyone gangs on guard drake.
>I get the idea to cut open the drake and put our halfling paladin inside, kinda like a big suit.
>It works as our mini pally attempts to control a drake corpse from the inside.
>He can't walk, so we have another idea.
>We get the strongest in our party (a dragonborn cleric) to throw the drake/hobbit combo over the village.
>Roll fails, the drobbit instead flies through the air and lands dead on in the middle of the village.
>On impact the drake corpse explodes.
>Roll luck. 20.
>Terrified kobolds run out of the village as a drake falls from the sky and explodes leaving a confused hobbit in the town centre.
>Walk through the village, it was pretty much empty by this time.
#26 - 'I like going outside and standing by myself every two hours.'…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/14/2014 on Bad are drugs,m'kay +10
User avatar #69 - icewraith (07/14/2014) [-]
In school maybe, as an adult you will stand by you'reself
#32 - theonemica (07/14/2014) [-]
Agreed. It's how I met people in college originally (too shy to say digestive end product in class) and I've talked to lots of people outside of restaurants and such.

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#190 - anonymous (05/02/2014) [-]
#192 to #191 - anonymous (05/02/2014) [-]
I is sorry

I is just had to.
User avatar #193 to #192 - AbsentMinded (05/02/2014) [-]
I don't understand. :c
User avatar #189 - thebestpieever ONLINE (01/21/2014) [-]
You abandoned us!
User avatar #182 - thebestpieever ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
The board's back, just so you know.
User avatar #183 to #182 - AbsentMinded (01/16/2014) [-]
Need to get some more niggas in.


After dinner.
User avatar #184 to #183 - thebestpieever ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
Next Tuesday.
User avatar #185 to #184 - AbsentMinded (01/16/2014) [-]
Eventually.
User avatar #186 to #185 - thebestpieever ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
Probably.
User avatar #187 to #186 - AbsentMinded (01/16/2014) [-]
Fuckit.
User avatar #188 to #187 - thebestpieever ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
Yeah, fuck it.
No, please. FeEd Us Feed US FEED US
User avatar #177 - thebestpieever ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
Gallifrey got nuked, by the way.
#178 to #177 - AbsentMinded (01/09/2014) [-]
What?   
   
 also mfw
What?

also mfw
User avatar #179 to #178 - thebestpieever ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, they banned Skillet so the board came down with him.
#180 to #179 - AbsentMinded (01/09/2014) [-]
We can rebuild it?
Better?

Call It Arcadia as well to tempt fate.
User avatar #181 to #180 - thebestpieever ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, we might. Butterisgood actually came to me to see what the fuck we should do and I suggested he made the new board (though I suggested Skaro as a name) so we'll see.
#174 - iforgotmyothername (12/31/2013) [-]
screw you nigger that quote is the shiznit
#176 to #175 - iforgotmyothername (12/31/2013) [-]
i'll leave something else then
i'll leave something else then
#169 - celaeneo (06/20/2013) [-]
I dunno if you have this or not.
I dunno if you have this or not.
User avatar #170 to #169 - AbsentMinded (06/20/2013) [-]
how u do dis?
#168 - celaeneo (06/19/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#161 - mutzaki (05/25/2013) [-]
Are you my mother, Abby?
#162 to #161 - AbsentMinded (05/25/2013) [-]
I am the Ancestor of all Pokemon.
User avatar #163 to #162 - mutzaki (05/25/2013) [-]
Except Arceus, Dialga, Palkia and Giratina.
#164 to #163 - AbsentMinded (05/25/2013) [-]
Those guys are assholes.
#165 to #164 - mutzaki (05/25/2013) [-]
Can I...hug you?
Can I...hug you?
#167 to #166 - mutzaki (05/25/2013) [-]
kay...
kay...
#153 - Nintendokami (05/15/2013) [-]
You summoned me, didn't you?

...What is it?
#154 to #153 - AbsentMinded (05/15/2013) [-]
I require more mew images to fuel the glorious mew based master race.   
   
   
   
Pic dump please?
I require more mew images to fuel the glorious mew based master race.



Pic dump please?
#155 to #154 - Nintendokami (05/15/2013) [-]
It's my super special mew folder that I only share when Mewtwo wants to play with me.

If you don't give it to anyone else, you can have it.
#156 to #155 - AbsentMinded (05/15/2013) [-]
You have my word.   
   
The images will only be used in suitable situations relating to the said images.
You have my word.

The images will only be used in suitable situations relating to the said images.
#157 to #156 - Nintendokami (05/15/2013) [-]
www.mediafire.com/?oxmshexe65sv77g

I hope you enjoy it. I worked hard making it.
#158 to #157 - AbsentMinded (05/15/2013) [-]
Yeah!
I am excite.
#159 to #158 - Nintendokami (05/15/2013) [-]
There's about 355 pictures in there.
#160 to #159 - AbsentMinded (05/16/2013) [-]
Thank you!



Cool guys don't look at explosions.
#152 - celaeneo (05/13/2013) [-]
Was revising for my driving test and found this.
Was revising for my driving test and found this.
#147 - celaeneo (04/26/2013) [-]
Love. This. GIF.   
   
Sokka and Suki totally fucked.
Love. This. GIF.

Sokka and Suki totally fucked.
#148 to #147 - AbsentMinded (04/26/2013) [-]
Did he just fucking eat the rose?
#149 to #148 - celaeneo (04/26/2013) [-]
"Y'know, it was really unclear"
"Y'know, it was really unclear"
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