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AbsentMinded

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Date Signed Up:8/08/2010
Last Login:7/30/2015
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    Oblivion Oblivion
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    NSFW PUSSY LICKING. NSFW PUSSY LICKING.
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    4Chan Cookie. 4Chan Cookie.
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latest user's comments

#24 - Technically all birds are dinosaurs. 06/05/2015 on Meet The Shoebill Stork +1
#1918 - ***** jacket. 06/05/2015 on Interesting FJers Contest 0
#37 - Gotta love him. 05/31/2015 on Freudenschade +9
#41 - Oh god. Yes. 05/31/2015 on (untitled) 0
#129 - Don't they say that in the book? The map here's based off cine… 05/29/2015 on Could this be Atlantis? 0
#88 - Yeah.. No. 05/29/2015 on Gods 0
#99 - or....  [+] (3 new replies) 05/29/2015 on Could this be Atlantis? +3
User avatar #112 - cossackwhoop (05/29/2015) [-]
Isla Nublar?
User avatar #104 - willindor (05/29/2015) [-]
Interesting map, but I thought that the rollercoaster was near the shore
User avatar #129 - AbsentMinded (05/29/2015) [-]
Don't they say that in the book? The map here's based off cinematic universe.
#88 - They sell it in the Philippines. 05/27/2015 on what'cha know 0
#114 - Listen to this and watch. 05/27/2015 on Muhammad Ali dodges 30... 0
#35 - Celaeneo.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2015 on Thats when I creep up on her 0
User avatar #70 - celaeneo (05/27/2015) [-]
That is actually me.

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User avatar #206 to #205 - AbsentMinded (05/22/2015) [-]
Seen it already..
#204 - celaeneo (04/22/2015) [-]
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#203 - celaeneo (04/22/2015) [-]
When you finally try a cigar and it's 			****		.
When you finally try a cigar and it's **** .
#201 - celaeneo (04/13/2015) [-]
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#199 - celaeneo (01/15/2015) [-]
I'm baaaaaaaacckkkk.
I'm baaaaaaaacckkkk.
#200 to #199 - AbsentMinded (01/15/2015) [-]
Trying to revise like.
Trying to revise like.
#197 - celaeneo (01/12/2015) [-]
Giant mushroom.. MAYBE ITS FRIENDLY
Giant mushroom.. MAYBE ITS FRIENDLY
User avatar #194 - gugek (10/15/2014) [-]
Hey! I hope your day is going well :-] have a great night!
User avatar #195 to #194 - AbsentMinded (10/15/2014) [-]
The **** are you.
User avatar #196 to #195 - AbsentMinded (10/15/2014) [-]
Also thank you.
#190 - anon (05/02/2014) [-]
#192 to #191 - anon (05/02/2014) [-]
I is sorry

I is just had to.
User avatar #193 to #192 - AbsentMinded (05/02/2014) [-]
I don't understand. :c
User avatar #189 - thebestpieever (01/21/2014) [-]
You abandoned us!
User avatar #182 - thebestpieever (01/16/2014) [-]
The board's back, just so you know.
User avatar #183 to #182 - AbsentMinded (01/16/2014) [-]
Need to get some more ****** in.


After dinner.
User avatar #184 to #183 - thebestpieever (01/16/2014) [-]
Next Tuesday.
User avatar #185 to #184 - AbsentMinded (01/16/2014) [-]
Eventually.
User avatar #186 to #185 - thebestpieever (01/16/2014) [-]
Probably.
User avatar #188 to #187 - thebestpieever (01/16/2014) [-]
Yeah, **** it.
No, please. FeEd Us Feed US FEED US
User avatar #177 - thebestpieever (01/09/2014) [-]
Gallifrey got nuked, by the way.
#178 to #177 - AbsentMinded (01/09/2014) [-]
What?   
   
 also mfw
What?

also mfw
User avatar #179 to #178 - thebestpieever (01/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, they banned Skillet so the board came down with him.
#180 to #179 - AbsentMinded (01/09/2014) [-]
We can rebuild it?
Better?

Call It Arcadia as well to tempt fate.
User avatar #181 to #180 - thebestpieever (01/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, we might. Butterisgood actually came to me to see what the **** we should do and I suggested he made the new board (though I suggested Skaro as a name) so we'll see.
#174 - iforgotmyothername (12/31/2013) [-]
screw you ****** that quote is the shiznit
#176 to #175 - iforgotmyothername (12/31/2013) [-]
i'll leave something else then
i'll leave something else then
#169 - celaeneo (06/20/2013) [-]
I dunno if you have this or not.
I dunno if you have this or not.
User avatar #170 to #169 - AbsentMinded (06/20/2013) [-]
how u do dis?
#168 - celaeneo (06/19/2013) [-]
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#161 - mutzaki ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
Are you my mother, Abby?
#162 to #161 - AbsentMinded (05/25/2013) [-]
I am the Ancestor of all Pokemon.
User avatar #163 to #162 - mutzaki ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
Except Arceus, Dialga, Palkia and Giratina.
#164 to #163 - AbsentMinded (05/25/2013) [-]
Those guys are assholes.
#165 to #164 - mutzaki ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
Can I...hug you?
Can I...hug you?
#167 to #166 - mutzaki ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
kay...
kay...
#153 - Nintendokami (05/15/2013) [-]
You summoned me, didn't you?

...What is it?
#154 to #153 - AbsentMinded (05/15/2013) [-]
I require more mew images to fuel the glorious mew based master race.   
   
   
   
Pic dump please?
I require more mew images to fuel the glorious mew based master race.



Pic dump please?
#155 to #154 - Nintendokami (05/15/2013) [-]
It's my super special mew folder that I only share when Mewtwo wants to play with me.

If you don't give it to anyone else, you can have it.
#156 to #155 - AbsentMinded (05/15/2013) [-]
You have my word.   
   
The images will only be used in suitable situations relating to the said images.
You have my word.

The images will only be used in suitable situations relating to the said images.
#157 to #156 - Nintendokami (05/15/2013) [-]
www.mediafire.com/?oxmshexe65sv77g

I hope you enjoy it. I worked hard making it.
#158 to #157 - AbsentMinded (05/15/2013) [-]
Yeah!
I am excite.
#159 to #158 - Nintendokami (05/15/2013) [-]
There's about 355 pictures in there.
#160 to #159 - AbsentMinded (05/16/2013) [-]
Thank you!



Cool guys don't look at explosions.
#152 - celaeneo (05/13/2013) [-]
Was revising for my driving test and found this.
Was revising for my driving test and found this.
#147 - celaeneo (04/26/2013) [-]
Love. This. GIF.   
   
Sokka and Suki totally 			******		.
Love. This. GIF.

Sokka and Suki totally ****** .
#148 to #147 - AbsentMinded (04/26/2013) [-]
Did he just ******* eat the rose?
#149 to #148 - celaeneo (04/26/2013) [-]
"Y'know, it was really unclear"
"Y'know, it was really unclear"
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