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#6 - $10 would easily be enough. 3 hours ago on Oh no. 0
#3 - No **** .  [+] (2 new replies) 9 hours ago on Oh no. 0
#5 - ohemgeezus (5 hours ago) [-]
Then what the hell are you even talking about? Was he supposed to calculate what he'd get for lunch and bring exact change?
User avatar #6 - AbsentMinded (3 hours ago) [-]
$10 would easily be enough.
#1 - $20 seems a little much for lunch.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/20/2014 on Oh no. 0
#2 - anonymous (10 hours ago) [-]
Stores give people change back, you dont just have to order a bunch of food because you dont have smaller bills.
User avatar #3 - AbsentMinded (9 hours ago) [-]
No shit.
#5 - ohemgeezus (5 hours ago) [-]
Then what the hell are you even talking about? Was he supposed to calculate what he'd get for lunch and bring exact change?
User avatar #6 - AbsentMinded (3 hours ago) [-]
$10 would easily be enough.
#27 - I don't see the joke here. She's just stating a fact.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/20/2014 on It's true +1
User avatar #65 - heartlessrobot (12/20/2014) [-]
She called him Doctor Who, not The Doctor.
User avatar #32 - shreksorcist (12/20/2014) [-]
You've clearly never seen the big bang theory.
It HAS no jokes.
User avatar #40 - emiyashirou (12/20/2014) [-]
Zimbabwe
User avatar #39 - dafuqmang (12/20/2014) [-]
This opinion. I like this opinion.

It is fact.
#2 - **** YEAH STITCHES GETS BITCHES. 12/18/2014 on 'scuse Me 0
#32 - Leicester mentioned, swell with Kasabian. 12/17/2014 on U jelly? 0
#39 - Right, you ******* nailed it. 12/16/2014 on Do it +1
#21 - No thank you Bonnierock. I'm sweet enough. 12/16/2014 on 5 random facts +3
#10 - Have both. 12/16/2014 on wtf this turtle has like no... +1
#17 - Number two..  [+] (5 new replies) 12/16/2014 on 5 random facts +20
User avatar #35 - schneidend (12/16/2014) [-]
Best movie.
User avatar #24 - turdburgalar (12/16/2014) [-]
"Bricktop likes Tommy"
#22 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
D'ya like dags?
User avatar #20 - bonnierock (12/16/2014) [-]
you take sugar?
User avatar #21 - AbsentMinded (12/16/2014) [-]
No thank you Bonnierock.



I'm sweet enough.

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User avatar #194 - gugek (10/15/2014) [-]
Hey! I hope your day is going well :-] have a great night!
User avatar #195 to #194 - AbsentMinded ONLINE (10/15/2014) [-]
The **** are you.
User avatar #196 to #195 - AbsentMinded ONLINE (10/15/2014) [-]
Also thank you.
#190 - anonymous (05/02/2014) [-]
#191 to #190 - AbsentMinded ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#192 to #191 - anonymous (05/02/2014) [-]
I is sorry

I is just had to.
User avatar #193 to #192 - AbsentMinded ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
I don't understand. :c
User avatar #189 - thebestpieever (01/21/2014) [-]
You abandoned us!
User avatar #182 - thebestpieever (01/16/2014) [-]
The board's back, just so you know.
User avatar #183 to #182 - AbsentMinded ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
Need to get some more ****** in.


After dinner.
User avatar #184 to #183 - thebestpieever (01/16/2014) [-]
Next Tuesday.
User avatar #185 to #184 - AbsentMinded ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
Eventually.
User avatar #186 to #185 - thebestpieever (01/16/2014) [-]
Probably.
User avatar #188 to #187 - thebestpieever (01/16/2014) [-]
Yeah, **** it.
No, please. FeEd Us Feed US FEED US
User avatar #177 - thebestpieever (01/09/2014) [-]
Gallifrey got nuked, by the way.
#178 to #177 - AbsentMinded ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
What?   
   
 also mfw
What?

also mfw
User avatar #179 to #178 - thebestpieever (01/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, they banned Skillet so the board came down with him.
#180 to #179 - AbsentMinded ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
We can rebuild it?
Better?

Call It Arcadia as well to tempt fate.
User avatar #181 to #180 - thebestpieever (01/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, we might. Butterisgood actually came to me to see what the **** we should do and I suggested he made the new board (though I suggested Skaro as a name) so we'll see.
#174 - iforgotmyothername (12/31/2013) [-]
screw you ****** that quote is the shiznit
#175 to #174 - AbsentMinded ONLINE (12/31/2013) [-]
MFW
MFW
#176 to #175 - iforgotmyothername (12/31/2013) [-]
i'll leave something else then
i'll leave something else then
User avatar #172 to #171 - AbsentMinded ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
....
#169 - celaeneo (06/20/2013) [-]
I dunno if you have this or not.
I dunno if you have this or not.
User avatar #170 to #169 - AbsentMinded ONLINE (06/20/2013) [-]
how u do dis?
#168 - celaeneo (06/19/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#161 - mutzaki (05/25/2013) [-]
Are you my mother, Abby?
#162 to #161 - AbsentMinded ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
I am the Ancestor of all Pokemon.
User avatar #163 to #162 - mutzaki (05/25/2013) [-]
Except Arceus, Dialga, Palkia and Giratina.
#164 to #163 - AbsentMinded ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
Those guys are assholes.
#165 to #164 - mutzaki (05/25/2013) [-]
Can I...hug you?
Can I...hug you?
#166 to #165 - AbsentMinded ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
no
no
#167 to #166 - mutzaki (05/25/2013) [-]
kay...
kay...
#153 - Nintendokami (05/15/2013) [-]
You summoned me, didn't you?

...What is it?
#154 to #153 - AbsentMinded ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
I require more mew images to fuel the glorious mew based master race.   
   
   
   
Pic dump please?
I require more mew images to fuel the glorious mew based master race.



Pic dump please?
#155 to #154 - Nintendokami (05/15/2013) [-]
It's my super special mew folder that I only share when Mewtwo wants to play with me.

If you don't give it to anyone else, you can have it.
#156 to #155 - AbsentMinded ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
You have my word.   
   
The images will only be used in suitable situations relating to the said images.
You have my word.

The images will only be used in suitable situations relating to the said images.
#157 to #156 - Nintendokami (05/15/2013) [-]
www.mediafire.com/?oxmshexe65sv77g

I hope you enjoy it. I worked hard making it.
#158 to #157 - AbsentMinded ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
Yeah!
I am excite.
#159 to #158 - Nintendokami (05/15/2013) [-]
There's about 355 pictures in there.
#160 to #159 - AbsentMinded ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
Thank you!



Cool guys don't look at explosions.
#152 - celaeneo (05/13/2013) [-]
Was revising for my driving test and found this.
Was revising for my driving test and found this.
#147 - celaeneo (04/26/2013) [-]
Love. This. GIF.   
   
Sokka and Suki totally 						******					.
Love. This. GIF.

Sokka and Suki totally ****** .
#148 to #147 - AbsentMinded ONLINE (04/26/2013) [-]
Did he just ******* eat the rose?
#149 to #148 - celaeneo (04/26/2013) [-]
"Y'know, it was really unclear"
"Y'know, it was really unclear"
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