|Funny Pictures||Funny Videos|
|Funny GIFs||YouTube Videos|
Rank #2985 on SubscribersLevel 318 Comments: Wizard
OfflineSend mail to AbsentMinded Block AbsentMinded Invite AbsentMinded to be your friend flag avatar
- Views: 36203Oblivion
2115 101 Total: +2014
- Views: 57303NSFW PUSSY LICKING.
2209 264 Total: +1945
- Views: 26259Facebook (gofuckyourself)
1111 70 Total: +1041
- Views: 327614Chan Cookie.
1067 125 Total: +942
- Views: 27948L4D2 Evac Station
776 47 Total: +729
- Views: 19285Someone at ESRB fucked up.
416 33 Total: +383
- Views: 40499Read Desc
638 104 Total: +534
- Views: 22310Playing Atronach in...
405 29 Total: +376
- Views: 12430Early Robin Hood animation
242 20 Total: +222
- Views: 2930How did he know?
30 6 Total: +24
- Views: 1697Funny Junker Gets Troll'd
8 4 Total: +4
latest user's comments
|#61 - Hey, that guy was my fucking childhood.||07/29/2014 on Some Awesome Facts Compilation||0|
|#91 - I'm sorry but if FJ made these 4chan would be calling them cancer.||07/27/2014 on Moar shirts designed by 4chan||+1|
|#35 - drop from the top of the tower and kill it. [+] (1 new reply)||07/26/2014 on First time fighting the...||0|
|#1272 - **AbsentMinded rolled image **||07/21/2014 on Pregnancy||+2|
|#30 - Faster! [+] (3 new replies)||07/20/2014 on things sliding into other...||0|
#46 - caffeinecommissar (07/20/2014) [-]
|#46 - No thank you.||07/20/2014 on Be Advised||0|
|#5162 - **AbsentMinded rolls 792,269,048**||07/18/2014 on Roll for Red||+1|
|#31 - >Party of 5, Raiding some cave full of Kobolds and other li…||07/14/2014 on Orc Donkey Punch||+15|
|#25 - It's not D&D without at least one rape. [+] (1 new reply)||07/14/2014 on Orc Donkey Punch||0|
#31 - AbsentMinded (07/14/2014) [-]
>Party of 5, Raiding some cave full of Kobolds and other lizard like monsters.
>We're low level and we need a way to sneak through a kobold town.
>Everyone gangs on guard drake.
>I get the idea to cut open the drake and put our halfling paladin inside, kinda like a big suit.
>It works as our mini pally attempts to control a drake corpse from the inside.
>He can't walk, so we have another idea.
>We get the strongest in our party (a dragonborn cleric) to throw the drake/hobbit combo over the village.
>Roll fails, the drobbit instead flies through the air and lands dead on in the middle of the village.
>On impact the drake corpse explodes.
>Roll luck. 20.
>Terrified kobolds run out of the village as a drake falls from the sky and explodes leaving a confused hobbit in the town centre.
>Walk through the village, it was pretty much empty by this time.
|#26 - 'I like going outside and standing by myself every two hours.'… [+] (2 new replies)||07/14/2014 on Bad are drugs,m'kay||+10|