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Abortedwafflez

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Personal Info
Date Signed Up:3/13/2010
Last Login:3/05/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#4992
Comment Ranking:#392
Highest Content Rank:#3824
Highest Comment Rank:#329
Content Thumbs: 2058 total,  2393 ,  335
Comment Thumbs: 14657 total,  16325 ,  1668
Content Level Progress: 72% (72/100)
Level 119 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 120 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 61.7% (617/1000)
Level 312 Comments: Wizard → Level 313 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:2
Content Views:68641
Times Content Favorited:108 times
Total Comments Made:2573
FJ Points:13535
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I am one motha fukin beastly waffle.

Funny Pictures

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    Dawn of the Final Day Dawn of the Final Day
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    Flying Creepers Flying Creepers
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YouTube Videos

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    KILL IT WITH FIRE! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
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latest user's comments

#6 - Shh...let me believe. 10 hours ago on Cue MC Hammer +16
#13 - I remember my brother got a hook stuck in his toe and the doct… 10 hours ago on Bad luck fisherman 0
#4 - The van driver allahu akbar'd the truck and saved his life.  [+] (2 new replies) 10 hours ago on Cue MC Hammer +4
User avatar #5 - corsairjoshua (10 hours ago) [-]
No he just made a really stupid fucking turn.

The pedestrian was plenty ways away from the semi.
#6 - Abortedwafflez (10 hours ago) [-]
Shh...let me believe.
#10 - Shower curtain. It felt smooth but it ended up giving me the w…  [+] (12 new replies) 11 hours ago on #rekt +211
User avatar #167 - spartusee (21 minutes ago) [-]
I can relate
User avatar #22 - kurtlanglie (6 hours ago) [-]
Imagine needing to use a shower curtain as a condom every time you had sex.
User avatar #153 - cherryberrybunny (32 minutes ago) [-]
When my friend lost his virginity he used part of a Walmart sack...
User avatar #33 - thorstoned (5 hours ago) [-]
Imagine having sex
User avatar #125 - overlordantares (1 hour ago) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I got close to it once. We did the foreplay, then It came to the blow job part. It HURT. Her tooth kept slicing into my dick and I eventually stopped her after I couldn't take the mixed feeling of pain and pleasure. We went back to foreplay, then she left. A few weeks later, I broke up, because she was a total psychopath.

TL;DR: Got oral sex. Pain. Breakup.
User avatar #149 - themightymrplow (35 minutes ago) [-]
Punch her. Punch her in the head!
User avatar #151 - overlordantares (34 minutes ago) [-]
And have her jaw clamp on my dick?
User avatar #155 - themightymrplow (32 minutes ago) [-]
From the sound of things it wouldn't be much different.
User avatar #157 - overlordantares (31 minutes ago) [-]
I wish to keep my dick.
#159 - themightymrplow (29 minutes ago) [-]
Speaking of your dick. Lemme get some of that.
User avatar #160 - overlordantares (28 minutes ago) [-]
Bruh.....you forgot to say no homo.
#162 - themightymrplow (27 minutes ago) [-]
All homo
#7 - I thought that was a dick at first. 11 hours ago on Sneks +7
#16 - I watch anime, have swords on my wall, many vidyas and other t…  [+] (2 new replies) 11 hours ago on *Cringing Intensifies* +1
#22 - thedancingfool has deleted their comment.
#19 - thedancingfool Comment deleted by Abortedwafflez
#81 - Somalian kid is boasting his gun. Girl on right has it on the … 11 hours ago on Texas... +4
#16 - Imagine if it starts to fall and your driving inside of it.  [+] (2 new replies) 11 hours ago on Japan +18
#30 - thoughtspot (8 hours ago) [-]
when you start sliding on the ice
#31 - roflstorm (8 hours ago) [-]
#111 - I was expecting Allahu Akbar. 12 hours ago on Daaww +1
#14 - That was probably the most human thing i've seen a gorilla do.… 03/03/2015 on monkey patience +2

items

Total unique items point value: 2050 / Total items point value: 2450
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#20 - hellscythe ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
hello
#22 to #21 - hellscythe ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
how are you
#23 to #22 - Abortedwafflez (02/08/2015) [-]
Doin good. How about yourself?
#24 to #23 - hellscythe ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
im doing alright darling, a bit tired
#25 to #24 - Abortedwafflez (02/08/2015) [-]
Well that's not good. Get some sleep so you can be wide awake.
Well that's not good. Get some sleep so you can be wide awake.
User avatar #17 - darlingkurusu (01/19/2015) [-]


i dont know what i did wrong
User avatar #18 to #17 - Abortedwafflez (01/19/2015) [-]
I don't know you m8. Sorry.
User avatar #19 to #18 - darlingkurusu (01/19/2015) [-]
oh, its ok. this account is made to be the friend of everyone who reads monster musume.

its all cool
#12 to #11 - Abortedwafflez (11/24/2014) [-]
But...but those are butts.
But...but those are butts.
#16 to #15 - Abortedwafflez (11/24/2014) [-]
Primarily butts...not that i'm complaining.
Primarily butts...not that i'm complaining.
#4 - dareposta (11/16/2012) [-]
hey dude can i have your fj points? they won't affect your rating or anything, they're used by item collectors and nothing more.
#5 to #4 - Abortedwafflez (11/16/2012) [-]
No. Sorry. Have this .gif instead.
No. Sorry. Have this .gif instead.
#3 - AwesomeAnonomous (05/02/2011) [-]
So I heard you like waffles...
User avatar #1 - BigBallSack ONLINE (07/04/2010) [-]
hi. congrats on losing your profile virginity
User avatar #2 to #1 - Abortedwafflez (07/05/2010) [-]
Thank you.
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