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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:3/30/2010
Last Login:10/11/2014
Location:England
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Content Thumbs: 2447 total,  2884 ,  437
Comment Thumbs: 2415 total,  2781 ,  366
Content Level Progress: 47% (47/100)
Level 124 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 125 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 14% (14/100)
Level 224 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 225 Comments: Mind Blower
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Content Views:1612
Times Content Favorited:66 times
Total Comments Made:425
FJ Points:4876
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I will be retiring soon, not trying to kick up a fuss about it, just letting it be known to those who have come to visit my humble abode of a profile. 500 comments is the goal, so until next tim... ciao :) x

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latest user's comments

#7 - Depression is like your very soul sounding the retreat, so you… 11/25/2013 on The Hand +1
#159 - I've just woken up so my voice sounds a little deeper and mor… 11/06/2013 on Self hatred +1
#144 - You and I appear to have almost the exact same voice. Would yo…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/06/2013 on Self hatred 0
User avatar #156 - jamyboy (11/06/2013) [-]
It's definitely not you mate, we might sounds similar though
User avatar #159 - APoliteGentleman (11/06/2013) [-]
vocaroo.com/i/s1BbBthpWEOT I've just woken up so my voice sounds a little deeper and more nasal than usual, but I believe this should be sufficient to make you agree we have the same voice.
#58 - Busy, my dear. Oh so busy. How about yourself? (please forgive…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/18/2013 on NiceMelons's profile 0
User avatar #59 - NiceMelons (10/20/2013) [-]
No worries, though I'm surprised you replied after all! It's been an eventful year, I trust you are well?
#87 - An 8.6 metre long meta-predator from the Triassic period wore … 01/15/2013 on Yeah science shit! 0
#15 - MFW Matt Smith went to the school I went to, and we share the …  [+] (12 new replies) 10/04/2012 on Good Guy Doctor +14
#16 - trueraiderfan (10/04/2012) [-]
what are weeping angels, i have always wanted to get into that show but i no nothing about it.
User avatar #31 - daringdestiny (10/04/2012) [-]
to add to what nospyhere said, the weeping angels touch you and send you back in time and basically make you live to death
#17 - nospyhere (10/04/2012) [-]
They are stone statues that can move when they are not being looked at, but are frozen when they are.
User avatar #20 - Kennyalways (10/04/2012) [-]
so they are pretty much SCP-375 (i think that is its number)
User avatar #24 - cboltz (10/04/2012) [-]
its SCP-173
User avatar #25 - Kennyalways (10/04/2012) [-]
ah, well i havent played in a while...i think im thinking of the Chameleon type one
User avatar #26 - deltoraquest (10/04/2012) [-]
I love how people refer SCP to the game where as I refer to the actual website the game was based off of.
User avatar #27 - Kennyalways (10/04/2012) [-]
no i know it is i just never bothered to go through it, way too many to try and find a good one, the game has some of the best ones so i go by that
User avatar #28 - deltoraquest (10/04/2012) [-]
well, there are a few interesting ones...SCP 409 is fun when you think about it, (crystalising everything aside from some metal I forgot) and SCP 294 is probably one of the best yet
User avatar #34 - paranoidmuffin (10/04/2012) [-]
i think SCP 682 is the best
User avatar #62 - deltoraquest (10/04/2012) [-]
i dunno, that's kinda cliche in a way...but that's your opinion and you can enjoy your quick regenerating lizard.
User avatar #29 - Kennyalways (10/04/2012) [-]
i was going to origionally but when i first got on there was over 1000, and the run ins for SCP-001 are pretty badass, i like the flame monarch type one
#231 - Took me far too long. MS Paint skills off the charts though.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/01/2012 on Draw a way across +30
User avatar #248 - rustymushroom (10/01/2012) [-]
Favourite.
#233 - animepost (10/01/2012) [-]
It's beautiful...
#241 - sidmathers (10/01/2012) [-]
I never got the point of that stupid ass video
#638 - Dear Sir Firstly, I did not say 'end terrorism' I sai…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2012 on /b/ on 9/11 0
User avatar #731 - dapianoman (09/12/2012) [-]
Ohhh. Sorry, I thought you meant terrorism in general.
#574 - So I've come up with a solution to end the war on terror... …  [+] (4 new replies) 09/11/2012 on /b/ on 9/11 +14
#657 - moustachefingers (09/12/2012) [-]
But what do you do if there's a fire, a crash, or a natural disaster? The bastards will be rioting in every street!

Good joke though, it made me laugh. Thumb for you sir.
#604 - dapianoman (09/11/2012) [-]
>implying all terrorists are Muslim
Or, you know, they can just blow up shit regardless because, you know, like, terrorists.
gif unrelated
User avatar #638 - APoliteGentleman (09/12/2012) [-]
Dear Sir

Firstly, I did not say 'end terrorism' I said 'end the war on terror', the latter being the commonly used name for the heavyweight bout between America and Al Qaeda, I am well aware of other terrorist organisations past and present (The predominantly Catholic IRA for example) however it's widely perceived that Al Quaeda are the main threat currently to western society.

Secondly, their acts of terrorism are based on religious fanatacism and extremism (ever wondered why we are referred to as 'infidels'?) and I doubt they would willingly commit an act of the most severe blasphemy or encourage anyone else to do so.
User avatar #731 - dapianoman (09/12/2012) [-]
Ohhh. Sorry, I thought you meant terrorism in general.
#87 - I joined years ago, and my once polite exterior has given way … 07/18/2012 on Kill them...All. +9
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#15 - surfby **User deleted account** (06/19/2010) [-]
#14 - Vanilla **User deleted account** (06/16/2010) [-]
Why do you love me, polite Sir?
User avatar #12 - TheReich (06/05/2010) [-]
So BruceNorris left FJ for a while, and I have no one else to talk to. You and him are one of the only things that make this site funny...
be online more
*stares* be online More
*stares harder* obey!
#6 - BruceNorris **User deleted account** (05/24/2010) [-]
So I heard that you are the most polite person on FJ?
User avatar #7 to #6 - APoliteGentleman (05/24/2010) [-]
Well i suppose exaggerated rumours will make their way around sites like this one. I'm sure there are more polite people than I, but i live by the sage advice of Bill and Ted 'Be excellent to each other' Mr BruceNorris have a fantastic day :)
#8 to #7 - BruceNorris **User deleted account** (05/24/2010) [-]
Pip pip, cheerio!
#4 - EmperorColo **User deleted account** (05/24/2010) [-]
Excuse me good sir, but I could not help but notice what I believe to be a grammatical error in your miniature profile biography. The second sentence reads "say for." I believe the correct words are "save for." That is all, cheers.
User avatar #5 to #4 - APoliteGentleman (05/24/2010) [-]
I do believe you to be correct, it appears that in my cold-blooded reptilian haste i did not pay due care and attention to the turns of phrase i was so liberally dishing out. Thank you, dear sir, and should you ever need someone to advise you on whether to wear a tophat, monacle or both do not hesitate to ask. Oh and well done on being you, may i bask in your reflected glory? only for a bit :)
User avatar #10 to #5 - BigMacAttack (05/27/2010) [-]
Where do people learn to talk like this????
User avatar #13 to #10 - TheReich (06/05/2010) [-]
The book of exceptional literature for educational pupils.
(The Dictionary)
#9 to #5 - EmperorColo **User deleted account** (05/24/2010) [-]
Why of course! Bask to your heart's content!
User avatar #1 - TheReich (05/09/2010) [-]
Thank you for the most epic comment on fj ever... of all time. BTW I finished it for you too :P
User avatar #2 to #1 - APoliteGentleman (05/09/2010) [-]
An absolute pleasure, i must say also, of all the mass murdering malevolent dictators you are one of my favourites :) Thanks for finishing it also, i was going to do it myself but then it turned out to be 5 in the morning and i fell asleep.
User avatar #3 to #2 - TheReich (05/09/2010) [-]
*mutteres to co-workers* he's so polite!
User avatar #11 to #3 - TheReich (06/05/2010) [-]
Lol, look at the comment number and my name...
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