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|#45 - Actually made me laugh. Thank you.||7 hours ago on I heatd you like this||0|
|#10 - Sounds like you hammered him.||08/19/2014 on Story time||0|
|#2 - When I was in highschool a 17 year old kid beat up my 15 year … [+] (36 new replies)||08/19/2014 on Brothers||+412|
#45 - firesky (08/19/2014) [-]
They just make it seem like it.
When the little sister of my best friend came in the age for boyfriends he suddenly went to the fitness center and worked out. Officially to look better and get to know girls.
He did this till he started army service and therefor got a rifle...
#24 - Tusura (08/19/2014) [-]
This is so fucking accurate.
My older brother used to beat me up every day and pick on me mercilessly.
His friends decided to join in and he cold clocked the first one straight in the jaw with no warning.
"No one gets to mess with Greg but me" was his response, after the friend regained consciousness.
I usually left my brother alone, but one time walking home from school We went different directions as I was going home and he was going to a friends house I saw three dudes just following him and his friend.
I decided to follow them, and when they tried to jump my brother, I took my Calculus textbook and beat one of them over the back of the head knocking him out cold.
3v2 is not cool, so I evened the odds.
Neither of us were ever fucked with again by anyone other than each other.
#110 - Tusura (08/20/2014) [-]
You hit someone full force when they aren't expecting it, and you hit them square on the pressure point line, that person WILL get knocked out.
Also, the back of the head is one of the softest spots on the body, You take a 10+ pound textbook and smack someone unsuspecting over the head and see if it doesn't drop them to the floor, much less knock them out cold.
tl;dr go take an anatomy class
#114 - nahbro (08/20/2014) [-]
Sorry, but no. You're a moron. People have been hit in the head with frying pans and other heavy metal objects and all it did was put them in a lot of pain. You're an idiot if you think hitting someone in the back of the head with a textbook is a guarantee to knock them out.
Also, you're just wrong if you think the back of the head is soft. Try poking it. Go on. Now poke your stomach. Or your thigh. Or your sides. It's not as strong as the front of the skull, but it's not soft either.
#115 - Tusura (08/20/2014) [-]
The back of the head is the softest part of the skull other than the very top dip.
It is also the closest to the Medulla which runs your motor functions. A well placed strike from training for 6+ years with a heavy hard object to the base of the skull is an almost guaranteed knockout.
Yes, people can get hit in the head with hard metal objects and have few adverse effects, but as I said before, my brother and I have been doing Mixed Martial Arts since we were 8 at the request of our uncle who is a Secret Service member and has been for 20+ years
I know EXACTLY where to hit someone to put them out. I also know where to hit people to incapacitate them, knock the wind out of them, break specific bones without maiming. I know pressure points and where to hit to stop blood flow, or constrict tendons.
tl;dr stop talking out your ass.
#62 - trollchildxy (08/20/2014) [-]
You are mostly right. A hit to the back of the head with a text book is probably a pretty low chance to knock the guy out. But if it knocked him down and he whacked his head on the ground it could K.O. him.
As for the jab to the jaw, that is one of the most common moves in pretty much any fighting sport. Such as boxing, they go for the jaw because the leverage it applies to the head will rattle the brain inside the skull, causing a T.K.O.
#64 - nahbro (08/20/2014) [-]
Key word here being could. Considering he was a younger brother and smaller and weaker than his brother, and the dudes following him were probably his brother's age, it becomes more unbelievable.
Sure, it's a common move in fighting, but I find it hard to believe that the brother is strong/skilled enough to deliberately knock someone out with one punch.
Not saying it's an impossible story, just really unlikely.
#69 - trollchildxy (08/20/2014) [-]
I met a man who fell face forward to the ground after being pushed from behind. His forehead hit the concrete (due to being intoxicated his reflexes were too slow for him to catch himself first). He now has to hold his right arm to keep it from violently spasming (To demonstrate he held an open bottle of water in that hand and his arm shook so bad it emptied the bottle within like 10 seconds), and has a severe speech impediment.
While I understand your skepticism, i do, nothing in his story was unbelievable to me. The only unbelievable thing is simply that it was posted on the internet and there is no actual proof of it happening. the contents of the story are highly plausible with how they were described.
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