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AMATORY

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Age: 26
Consoles Owned: Commodore 64
Interests: movies, books, comedy, philosophy, singing in the car
Date Signed Up:8/08/2010
Last Login:10/04/2015
Location:Renton Washington USA
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#183 - anon (07/01/2013) [-]
Sorry for creeping you out, figured that would be the response... i mean come on what else would someone say to that. Just some guyyou know that likes you a lot. I don't know, seeing you makes me happy and your sarcasm makes me smile every time. Anyways more creepy for you i guess.
#184 to #183 - AMATORY (07/05/2013) [-]
My main question here, since I feel like rolling with it... do you actually know me in real life?
#186 to #184 - anon (01/14/2014) [-]
I guess i am too scared to log in, doesnt change how i feel about you. You have no idea how much you turn me on, everything you do makes me want you more. And you have the most amazing body, perfection.
#185 to #184 - anon (07/09/2013) [-]
Yes, yes I do. A proud Ukrainian woman. I'm sure nothing will come of this, but it was nice to finally tell you how I feel about you. Really do love everything about you by the way. I'll stop bugging you if you want, last thing thou; find something to live and die for, the world doesn't owe you ****, fight for what you want.
#181 - anon (06/28/2013) [-]
You are so damn beautiful... your laugh... your jokes.... your smile.... your voice.... your hair.... and you're so freaggin smart, scary smart.
#182 to #181 - AMATORY (06/30/2013) [-]
Well you've certainly succeeded in creeping me out, so achievement unlocked there... Amatory is the name of one of my favorite Russian metal bands. Good stuff. And who might you be?
#180 - anon (06/28/2013) [-]
And no joke, im pretty sure im in love with you. Love everything about you actually.
#179 - anon (06/28/2013) [-]
Amatory... so what does that mean anyways?
#172 - caelmercurius (03/08/2013) [-]
Seems like nobody has left you a comment in a while.

Tell me your favorite band.
So I can spam you with similar artists you may or may not have heard.
#173 to #172 - AMATORY (03/08/2013) [-]
That sounds like a fun game. Arkona is definitely the favorite. What about you?
#174 to #173 - caelmercurius (03/08/2013) [-]
Coheed and Cambria. Partially because good music, partially because I love concept albums and every album is a concept album, and partially because they all have an epic spanning science fiction comic book series that goes along with them.
#175 to #174 - AMATORY (03/08/2013) [-]
I shall give it a listen, thanks for the suggestion :)
#176 to #175 - caelmercurius (03/08/2013) [-]
Awesome! No problem! I just got done seeing them live two days ago, and back in February on the 10th.
#177 to #176 - AMATORY (03/10/2013) [-]
Neat stuff, they're quite good. I bet the concert was kick-ass. Thanks for the suggestion!
#178 to #177 - caelmercurius (03/10/2013) [-]
o~o I love you for agreeing. And yes, the concerts were awesome!
#167 - somemisfit (09/01/2012) [-]
I missed your birthday D:

Happy birthday!

I'll probably leave this comment and not be on FJ again for another few months, but hello!
#168 to #167 - AMATORY (09/02/2012) [-]
Well hello stranger, and thank you! I hardly keep up with FJ anymore so I'm flattered that you do. I'll probably miss yours, so I send a thousand pardons in advance and a virgin as a sacrifice. In the meantime, enjoy Aang's disturbing sexual tastes.
Well hello stranger, and thank you! I hardly keep up with FJ anymore so I'm flattered that you do. I'll probably miss yours, so I send a thousand pardons in advance and a virgin as a sacrifice. In the meantime, enjoy Aang's disturbing sexual tastes.
#169 to #168 - somemisfit (09/04/2012) [-]
I'm not a stranger D:

Actually I probably am, anymore. I never get on FJ, you probably don't remember me.

Also it's Oct, 24th, but don't worry about it. I accept your pardons and virgin.

And I do. I do enjoy his sexual tastes >:)
#170 to #169 - AMATORY (09/04/2012) [-]
Giggedy... I suppose you would, given that you're a fan of the Ferguson ;)
#171 to #170 - somemisfit (09/12/2012) [-]
Of course. Not sure how one couldn't be.
#162 - panzerbro (08/20/2012) [-]
Happy birthday man, take this

Enjoy it
#164 to #162 - AMATORY (08/21/2012) [-]
Har Har >_> lol thanks, I guess this would make me OP because on a scale of 1 to gay that's a very faggoty cake :D
#161 - mistandshadow (08/20/2012) [-]
So if it really is your birthday happy happy happy birthday! Hope it went amazingly for you. Yay! And well if it wasn't really your birthday then i suppose hi. (I sound like a total creepy and i'm sorry)
So if it really is your birthday happy happy happy birthday! Hope it went amazingly for you. Yay! And well if it wasn't really your birthday then i suppose hi. (I sound like a total creepy and i'm sorry)
#163 to #161 - AMATORY (08/21/2012) [-]
Aw thanks dude! Not at all creepy, I totally bother/stalk people on the internets all the time. It is a way of life. What does the sun look like again??
#165 to #163 - mistandshadow (08/21/2012) [-]
Well thats good. Stalking/bothing is fun. Th-th-the sun.... I'm not sure. But i hear it is horrible
#166 to #165 - AMATORY (08/22/2012) [-]
Aye, why would anyone wish to bathe in all those harmful rays? Silly normal people. :P
#157 - anon (02/02/2012) [-]
Hey Amatory. How are you?

-Lazerfish (banned several, several months ago, so i don't have proof i'm me)
#158 to #160 - AMATORY (02/04/2012) [-]
Hey! I've been good, not on here much anymore cuz of school. Why'd they ban you?
#148 - somemisfit (10/20/2011) [-]
Hey Amatory! I never get on here anymore.... my guilty pleasure has become reddit... sorry. ;P hows it been?
#149 to #151 - AMATORY (10/20/2011) [-]
Hah! Mine has been work, school, and depression :D ...and catching up on robot skeleton episodes... so pretty normal, how about yourself?
#150 to #152 - somemisfit (10/21/2011) [-]
Yeah schools in there too. also, this damn site introduced me to minecraft, so I don't have much of a life left besides my friends and baseball :P
I'm doin great though. I'm actually in Colorado visiting family right now. If you don't remember I live in Indiana. Nothing really new other than my birthday is Monday!
btw when I told you my age I lied by a year :P I'm turning fourteen. 'S pretty much it.
#151 to #153 - AMATORY (10/21/2011) [-]
Sweet! happy early you-stretched-your-mom's-pelvis day! XD Dang, what's Colorado like? I've only been out of WA to visit Cali or Minnesota.
Hah, see - this is why I ignore my brothers' pleas that I join minecraft - knowing myself, I'd have no life left :D hey, do you have to pay to join btw?
#152 to #154 - somemisfit (11/04/2011) [-]
Haha thanks! it was great. its snowy, and beautiful, and mountainous. i love it. the weather is weird, it can be snowing, but you would be comfy in shorts and a shirt.
:P and yeah, unless you pirate it like i did for a while. then i bought it. dont regret it. less life, but more knowledge on electricity believe it or not XD
#153 to #155 - AMATORY (11/04/2011) [-]
Nice, I shall have to visit it someday :D Hmmm well I'm flat broke at this point, but it'll be something to consider once I come into some cashish again..
Nice, I shall have to visit it someday :D Hmmm well I'm flat broke at this point, but it'll be something to consider once I come into some cashish again..
#154 to #156 - somemisfit (11/08/2011) [-]
It'd be a great investment. Very fine investment indeed. so question. have you been here all since i left? and if so, what all happened on fj? like i said ive been all over reddit, on tumblr for 20 mins... what a waste. and ive been lurking /b/ the whole time. im trying to get back to the site more often, just cause :P
#155 to #157 - AMATORY (11/08/2011) [-]
I've actually been pretty absent, what with school & work :P so I'm pretty clueless about these bronies and their adventures. Been watching shows online and submerging myself in fantasy fiction again. Yeah, I keep coming back here but I'm not even sure why
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#160 to #159 - AMATORY (07/16/2012) [-]
WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT
#156 to #158 - somemisfit (11/09/2011) [-]
Yeah... it's kinda getting sad how many bronies live in fj... probably more why I go to reddit. i can get the funny, and sub reddits for everything else, while avoiding rainbow pony gayness.