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#30 - "The Jägers". Bad to the bone, no doubt about that.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/29/2013 on Looks Badass +4
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#53 - omoshiroi (10/29/2013) [-]
They called frømandskorpset or the Frogman Corps actually.
#137 - aabye (10/30/2013) [-]
Hmm, yea sort of. However, the very elite is called Jägers (Jægerkorpset), There're only 137 members of this elite unit at this moment.
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#163 - omoshiroi (10/30/2013) [-]
Ah, true. But the frogman corps is the danish equivalent to the US Navy Seals as thr frogman corps operate under the danish navy and the huntsmen corps under the regular military. And i dont know why anyone would call them Jägers, except if you're german.
#161 - you may want to have a look at these guys then: As o…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2013 on Do want 0
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#231 - AresX (01/07/2013) [-]
Man I'm poor but damn would I love one of those
#19 - From Denmark here, and i completely agree. Couldn't c… 12/03/2012 on Truth about jesus +1
#94 - I thought Win8 was designed to be more of a tablet-OS than an …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/03/2012 on "racism" at it's finest.. +2
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#116 - therealbojack (12/03/2012) [-]
Yeah, but then Microsoft started to "Revolutionize" their desktop PCs to make them more "Tablet-Like".............using Windows 8, of course.
#98 - youxbarstard (12/03/2012) [-]
Windows 8 is really just windows 7 but with the added "OOO I can touches the screens!"
Though everything on it seems to load so damn quick.
#93 - I got run over by a car while i was riding my bicycle, landed … 12/03/2012 on "racism" at it's finest.. +3
#289 - Let alone shooting a moving target in the head from more than … 12/03/2012 on Zombie Levels +2
#9 - Wouldn't " intentionally inhaling" it to the stomac …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2012 on Dihydrogen Monoxide? -2
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#12 - LaBarata (12/01/2012) [-]
No, because the verb 'inhale' applies solely to the respiratory system.

Ingestion implies an introduction to the digestive system.
#27 - I am pretty sure that the people whom Hamas' rockets would hav…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2012 on What the Gaza Vs Isreal war... +7
#31 - anon (11/19/2012) [-]
good job guys, we shot down another one of hamas' missiles.... oh fuck was that the pm's house?
#30 - Squirting neither look, smell or taste like piss. It may come …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/16/2012 on My gf didn't tell me she... 0
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#32 - monkee (11/16/2012) [-]
It's not piss. It can happen, although not every girl does it. Female ejaculation comes from the vagina, not the urethra which is situated above. Many people argue it's for better lubrication, but it's basically the same chemical makeup as male ejaculate without the sperm.
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#33 - monkee (11/16/2012) [-]
oops, meant to reply to anon
#22 - I'm saving this on my private drive - reserved for saving priv…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/16/2012 on Suspicious... +4
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#34 - owmypixels (11/16/2012) [-]
>Right you are Harry

> No Posts on Sunday's