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#1 - indignentshrew (08/24/2014) [-]
Even for Batman.
User avatar #8 to #1 - hudis ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
It's not that edgy if it's true
User avatar #30 to #8 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
But it's not true. He IS a good person, that's precisely why he does what he does, and he's so good a person that he does it in an extremely inefficient manner (I.E. not killing people)
User avatar #47 to #30 - hudis ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Maybe. Then again, maybe deep down he doesn't feel that he does it because he wants to help people. Perhaps he feels that he does it because he enjoys it. He likes beating people to oblivion, he likes hearing their bones crack, he likes seeing the look on the faces of villains before he knocks their teeth out with the butt of their own gun, and the only thing keeping him from becoming a relentless villain himself is his rule of not killing. So what if he refuses to kill not because he believes it to be wrong, but because he knows what he would become if he got a taste for it?

This is all wild speculation, mind, I've never even read more than one or two Batman comics.
User avatar #13 to #1 - europe (08/24/2014) [-]
Edgy is pretending to be ****** up inside because you think it would make you seem deep and cool
It's not edgy, as #8 said, if it's actually true, he is messed up
#11 - drakes (08/24/2014) [-]
"Any dessert for you, sir?"

"Oh no thank you, I'm stuffed!" Drake says, flashing a fake smile. "Stuffed, yet so empty," he thinks.
#28 to #11 - anon (08/24/2014) [-]
"i'm full" would have worked better.
#25 to #11 - pointblankhits (08/24/2014) [-]
Please make this a thing
#19 to #11 - kebabman (08/24/2014) [-]
I love you
#7 - anon (08/24/2014) [-]
Pffffft, Batman is just as good as Superman. Joker kills thousands if not millions, Batman still won't kill no matter what is at stake. The only reason Superman ever kills in comics is so they can write a story about how Batman needs to take down Superman because all the other epic tier heroes can't stand up to Superman combined.

Hell, even in the whole "Batman beat Superman in Dark Knight!!!" nonsense that comes up every week or so Batman STILL wouldn't kill Joker. Joker had to kill himself because for all of Batman's bluster he's still just a Superman without powers. Strip away the powers and wealth and all you have are two nice guys.
User avatar #9 to #7 - greyhoundfd (08/24/2014) [-]
But it's exactly because he refuses to kill that he's a bad person. If he was really out for justice, he would be willing to kill the Joker if it meant saving hundreds if not thousands of lives in the future. But that's not why he does this, he wants to feel like he's a good person, so he tries to conserve his enemies' lives even when he knows it will only end in more death. He knows that his refusal to deal with his enemies has lead to the death of more innocents than he can imagine, but he doesn't care because it feels good to think that the blood is only metaphorically on his hands, instead of literally.
#12 to #9 - anon (08/24/2014) [-]
That same excuse works for Superman though. He never killed Mongul and then Mongul came and completely wiped out Coast City which was MILLIONS of dead in one moment which also led to Green Lantern becoming Parallax and then going ******* and killing the ENTIRE GREEN LANTERN CORPS!

Refusal to kill in this context easily can mean both are absolutely monstrous souls.
User avatar #46 to #12 - greyhoundfd (08/24/2014) [-]
angelious has a good explanation. Superman doesn't kill because he was actually taught not to, while batman has this obsession with not killing.
User avatar #20 to #7 - angelious (08/24/2014) [-]
except superman doesnt kill because he was taught not to be the jury executioner and judge and trust into the justice and law.

batman doesnt kill because he is borderline insane with justice.
User avatar #17 - PVTDickStryker (08/24/2014) [-]
>"And deep down, I'm not."
Batman is one of the biggest examples of a boyscout in DC, he just has all that dead parent angst. Case in point:
Batman Under The Red Hood - Ending Scene [Good Quality]

The REAL reason neither would kill eachother is because they love eachother. They're the based best buds in DC to the point where when in full costume they still refer to eachother by their real names. They're like brothers. Superman can melt Batman's brain just by looking into his eyes, flick a pebble with a force that would rip is head off from 8 kilometers, hell, he could go up to batman and rip his arms off before he even makes the gesture to pull kryptonite out of his belt, yet he wont, he never even maimed the guy even when he was getting comfortable with Lois Lane.

Batman can insert remote or proximity-controlled sources of kryptonite in areas where Superman lives, or frequents when in his civilian guise, use his influence as Bruce Wayne to turn the public against him, yet despite being an inhuman alien that can drive all life on Earth to an end whenever he damn well feels like it, Batman hasn't targeted him, he's even taken beatings for the sake of talking through to him when he's pissed. And those instances where he creates a contingency plan just happen to be the instances where he's written as this 2edgy4me paranoid crackpot. For the love of god, watch the Superman/Batman movies and let this stupid feud end, **** .
#29 to #17 - drtrousersnake ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
or batman could just sick Alfred on him. Yes, I know Alfred took the superpill and this is a "what if" universe
#23 - headkicker (08/24/2014) [-]
Equally though, he could break all of his arms and legs in the same time, thus rendering him incapacitated but not dead.
Looks like Supes' greatest weakness is his lack of creativity.
User avatar #37 to #23 - schneidend (08/24/2014) [-]
Utterly ruining somebody's body, possibly forever, isn't something good people do.
#38 to #37 - headkicker (08/24/2014) [-]
Depends what Batman was doing at the time.
If he went rogue, it might be the better option.
Besides, 'good people' do terrible things all the time for the greater good.
User avatar #26 to #23 - PlagueDoctor (08/24/2014) [-]
thats the greatest weakness of every fictional character with superpowers ever
#40 - anon (08/24/2014) [-]
YES THIS SO ******* MUCH! **** all of these dumbass Batman fans who insist that Batman could beat Superman in a fair 1 on 1 fight because "HE'S THE GOD DAMN BATMANNNNNNNNNNNN!!! BECAUSE HE'S BATMANNNNNNNNN!!!" you're all idiots. Superman would completely destroy Batman in a fight. Easily. Do you want me to go into detail or do you jsut admit you're all ******* idiots and wrong?
User avatar #43 to #40 - cantexplain (08/24/2014) [-]
I'm confused. Are batman and superman real?
#48 to #40 - anon (08/24/2014) [-]
and then they say that dbz is overpowered
#41 to #40 - anon (08/24/2014) [-]
Wait actually I don't even need to explain why Superman wins 10/10 times. I forgot I had this picture. It explains why. Please read it if you have the time.
User avatar #33 - lolzordz (08/24/2014) [-]
but...batman doesnt kill people neither
User avatar #36 to #33 - schneidend (08/24/2014) [-]
Not killing people doesn't make you a good person. That would make 99.9% of FJ good people, and that's obviously ******** .
User avatar #39 to #36 - lolzordz (08/24/2014) [-]
to be as powerful as batman and not kill people is different from being an average citizen just trying to live their life without going prison.. if that makes sense
#35 - Garude ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
#14 - anon (08/24/2014) [-]
It's really not true, at the end of the day at least Clark has attempted to kill his most powerful foes. I mean **** he tried to wipe out doomsday all together, meanwhile the joker just murdered 10,000 people and batmans just like "ill break a couple of his ribs".
#2 - aodahn (08/24/2014) [-]
a week are or 2 ago, someone were saying batman vs superman, superman wins... this is what i meant when i said batman would win. amillion times over, superman ONLY kills if he as ABSOLUTELY no other option.
User avatar #3 to #2 - xenophaigus (08/24/2014) [-]
Same thing for Batman OHWAIT Superman isn't evil.
User avatar #5 to #2 - darthsalias (08/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #6 to #5 - ugottanked (08/24/2014) [-]
And then Alfred beats the **** out of Superman.

Alfred now confirmed for best DC character.
User avatar #4 to #2 - manofparody (08/24/2014) [-]
There was a movie.
Batman won.
User avatar #10 to #4 - superflystickman (08/24/2014) [-]
Frank Miller Superman is ridiculously underpowered and adversely affected by nukes, a weakness that has no canonical ties to main universe Superman. He chills out in the sun, he would shrug a nuke off like it was nothing. Plus Frank Miller Gary Stu'd the **** out of Batman
User avatar #32 - hokon (08/24/2014) [-]
I thought it said ''He could use his suspenders and squish me into cement''
#15 - grimmwaters ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
But Batman, I...
User avatar #16 - rynkar (08/24/2014) [-]
In a fight, it really doesn't matter how good a person supes is, he is so ungodly overpowered, he could just fly into the sun, fly out, fly so fast he creates a backdraft to have solar fire trail him back to earth, crash through a fort made of pure, condensed cryptonite made by bats, fly out and let the sun fire kill batman, all in ******* minutes.

And the best part is, that isn't even exaggeration.
#31 to #16 - Roxorz (08/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #24 - lorddarkskull (08/24/2014) [-]
#45 - anon (08/24/2014) [-]
I know that in any situation superman would be able to straight kill anyone he wants to,batman being no exception

However, am I the only one who thinks one man (batman) beating a literal god among men (superman) is a more interesting story than the other way around?
User avatar #44 - cantexplain (08/24/2014) [-]
Oh my god, when dijd FJ turn into Big Bang Theory characters?
User avatar #34 - ghostninjaguy ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
This is what Batman actually uses to beat Superman in the Hush Story arc, using Lois Lane to his advantage and then beating Superman until he nearly broke his arm
#18 - anon (08/24/2014) [-]
I loved the hush comic series.
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