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#111 to #3 - John Cena (08/24/2014) [-]
That quote is ******** .

He lived in England for a spell in a time where beer was believed to "make men strong", he would only drink water and was mocked by the brits it's in his autobiography. Such a ******** quote.
User avatar #10 to #3 - antiponiesuser (08/23/2014) [-]
are you mod?
User avatar #101 to #10 - vorarephilia (08/24/2014) [-]
bitch I might be.
User avatar #60 to #10 - imnotkickthecat (08/24/2014) [-]
no, hes not.
#92 to #60 - John Cena (08/24/2014) [-]
are you mod?
#105 to #93 - John Cena (08/24/2014) [-]
I will cut you....
User avatar #91 - lemonpepsiking (08/24/2014) [-]
Glorious German Beer, folded over 1000 times. Silly gaijin go drive home.
User avatar #21 - PubLandlord (08/23/2014) [-]
**** man just enjoy whatever drink you have

Some people like 4% lager because they can have 4 cans or pints and not be too drunk to function

Low percentage beers aren't as bitter, having micro breweries beer of upwards from 10 or 15% some really aren't as pleasurable to drink.

You're not cool if you try and be pretentious by drinking obscure beers, and saying this beer is piss I only drink Belgian and German
User avatar #25 to #21 - thinkwithportals (08/23/2014) [-]
your username validates your comment
#28 to #21 - Jameshaich (08/23/2014) [-]
Everyone makes fun of me for drinking Amstel...

I don't like strong beers
#61 to #21 - bibbity (08/24/2014) [-]
Basically yeah. Also people who think that only german and belgian beers are good are ******* idiots, there's great craft breweries all over the world, and heaps in america. Most mass produced american beer is ****** it's true, but stuff like sierra nevada is fantastic.
User avatar #136 to #21 - basicargentinian (08/24/2014) [-]
low alcohol has very little to do with wether the beer tastes good or like piss water.
User avatar #142 to #136 - PubLandlord (08/24/2014) [-]
Really, because when you start getting to high percentages you can taste the strength, lower percentage beers are generally less flavorsome, which isn't a bad thing seeing as the majority of people prefer that
User avatar #144 to #142 - basicargentinian (08/24/2014) [-]
90% of the tasto of beer depends on the barley and the hop. The amount of alcohol barely changes anything within the 0-10% range.

There's a 7% alcohol blonde beer (biggest brand) in argentina which is piss compared to any home brewed black 4% beer.
User avatar #161 to #144 - PubLandlord (08/24/2014) [-]
Well obviously an ale is going to taste different to a lager or a stout , dark and light beers, but when you change the alcohol percentage in each one, it really does affect the taste of the beer.

If you have ever brewed your own, you can taste the difference between the same brews if one measures at 5% and another at 9%
User avatar #157 to #21 - subaqueousreach ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
I just don't care for lower percentage beers because they leave a sour taste in my mouth for whatever reason.
#197 to #21 - greedtheavaricious (08/24/2014) [-]
Err... yes. I only drink the cheapest I can find because I'm broke. And I like beer. And it's surprisingly tasty.
#198 to #21 - biebergotswag (08/24/2014) [-]
i only drink the beer i brew.   
   
 the beer i brew is amazing
i only drink the beer i brew.

the beer i brew is amazing
#204 to #21 - unholyjebus (08/24/2014) [-]
I'm not trying to be cool by saying that, I'm trying to speak the true which is that the popular brands of lager, Budweiser, Carling, Coors etc. basically churn out the cheapest to produce lagers which generally taste like ass (some are okay I guess) since they spend there money on heavily targeted marketing campaigns instead of on the quality of there beer. Do you know what my favourite Ale is? Doom Bar. Favourite cider? Gwynt Y Ddraig. Does it make me a hipster to actually enjoy drinking what tastes nice and not what tastes like battery juice?
User avatar #240 to #204 - PubLandlord (08/24/2014) [-]
you honestly believe that carling, carlsberg coors budweiser and fosters taste like battery juice ...

It makes you a hipster to force yourself to drink obscure brand for an image, to turn around and spout this rhetoric that it's impossible for you to drink popular brands because you'd throw up.

If you were to have a pint of :
carling , fosters and then Kronenburg I understand that yes you may prefer Kronenburg but don't try and pretend that you have such a refined pallet that you couldn't stomach drinking a "popular" brand

#252 to #240 - unholyjebus (08/24/2014) [-]
All the big brands taste the same anyway www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2723583/Lager-It-tastes-Drinkers-struggle-distinguish-big-brands-blind-taste-tests.html

At least the niche brands have an individuality to them. I don't really like Lager anyway. It's Ale and Cider for me.
User avatar #264 to #252 - PubLandlord (08/24/2014) [-]
ah yes the daily mail, the pinnacle paper ...
#208 to #21 - John Cena (08/24/2014) [-]
Right? I don't drink beer to get drunk, there's far harder **** such as whiskey or vodka. Beer for me is just to get tipsy, to a state where I can unwind a little after a hard day.
#262 to #21 - John Cena (08/24/2014) [-]
man youre a ******* pussy lololol
#29 to #21 - rabbitwabbitrabbit (08/23/2014) [-]
Drink what you like, but don;t accept that much head, that's just being fobbed off.
#85 to #21 - jarlofwhiterun (08/24/2014) [-]
> 4 cans or pints   
>too drunk to function   
Gid gud   
- Finnfag
> 4 cans or pints
>too drunk to function
Gid gud
- Finnfag
#132 to #85 - PubLandlord (08/24/2014) [-]
4 pints of 12% beer is 27.3 units

A 750ml bottle of vodka at 40% is 30 units.

If I go to the pub for a casual 4 pints I don't want to drink the equivalent to a whole bottle of vodka
#196 to #132 - John Cena (08/24/2014) [-]
He said 4%, not 12%. There is a significant difference there. And anyway, most people drink the equivalent of a full bottle of spirits over the space of the night, if not more.
#121 to #85 - John Cena (08/24/2014) [-]
Proxythumbed your comment down eight times. U MAD?

-Proud swede
User avatar #143 to #21 - yeahbb (08/24/2014) [-]
I only drink german beer
'cause I live there, harharharhar
User avatar #145 to #143 - basicargentinian (08/24/2014) [-]
belgian beer is also good though, dunno compared to german though.
User avatar #189 to #145 - misterfrog (08/24/2014) [-]
Belgium is known for its special beers, Germany is more known for its lagers
User avatar #147 to #145 - yeahbb (08/24/2014) [-]
it's hard to generalize stuff like that, there are too many different brands
User avatar #149 to #147 - basicargentinian (08/24/2014) [-]
I only know big brands, like Stella Artois and Warsteiner (or at least they're big in my country)
User avatar #235 to #149 - iphraem ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
stella artois is belgian beer.
User avatar #267 to #235 - basicargentinian (08/25/2014) [-]
I named one german and one belgian on purpose.
User avatar #151 to #149 - yeahbb (08/24/2014) [-]
Never heard of Stella Artois, Warsteiner is ok I guess.
Personally I think that big brands often have a generic taste. might be my imagination though
Oettinger might be an exception to that 'cause it tastes like **** yo . People who drink that stuff would eat their own children.
User avatar #45 to #21 - CyborgNinja (08/24/2014) [-]
This.

Personally, I love drinking dark beer, but for relaxing with friends or playing a few games, I have Rolling Rock. Not too strong, not bitter, and has a pleasant taste to it. It also gives me a buzz, and I can ease into that state of "I am slightly drunk, but functioning better than usual".


People just like different **** . 'Bout time we learn to respect that.
#184 - siemenz (08/24/2014) [-]
This is how I see American beer
#118 - Monroc (08/24/2014) [-]
*sigh* Bottled water. Greatest scam of all time. I like to point ot to people, who drink Evian, what it's spelled backwards.
*sigh* Bottled water. Greatest scam of all time. I like to point ot to people, who drink Evian, what it's spelled backwards.
User avatar #185 to #118 - ieatbengay (08/24/2014) [-]
is that snoop doggy dogg?
#244 to #185 - John Cena (08/24/2014) [-]
No....Hes like the opposite.
User avatar #126 to #118 - roflnaut (08/24/2014) [-]
I agree with you, but here in Arizona, the tap water is **** tier. It is warm and metallic tasting. When I was staying up north, the tap water was crisp and cold.
I just use a water cooler. 20 cents a gallon isn't too much of a burden on my wallet.
User avatar #134 to #126 - silentark ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
In adelaide, aus we can't drink much tap water, some areas have very old metal pipes and the water contains traces of rust.
#166 to #134 - Monroc (08/24/2014) [-]
Can't you install a sand- or active carbon-filter? It should be able to absorb the metallic ions and remove the metallic taste. That's the standard solution in Denmark for people with their own wells, and they are not terribly expensive..
User avatar #210 to #166 - silentark ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
already enough sand in the water without adding it to a filter :/, as for the carbon filter, never though of it, now knew of it till now.
User avatar #167 to #118 - sergeantnovak (08/24/2014) [-]
Source of the gif?
#169 to #167 - Monroc (08/24/2014) [-]
Ask and thy shall receive: www.imdb.com/character/ch0164369/
User avatar #170 to #169 - sergeantnovak (08/24/2014) [-]
Thanks, pal
#37 - John Cena (08/24/2014) [-]
Don't need beer or water when we're drinking the tears of the defeated Reich.
#168 to #37 - zeroqp (08/24/2014) [-]
**zeroqp rolled image** I can't express my gratitude to the hard work of those who stood to face evil at our time of need.
**zeroqp rolled image** I can't express my gratitude to the hard work of those who stood to face evil at our time of need.
#47 to #37 - John Cena (08/24/2014) [-]
silly americans, never seen when the battle is going on but always the first to be drunk during the victory celebrations
User avatar #52 to #47 - holycrapimacupcake (08/24/2014) [-]
America has always stuck with the battle till the end of it. Doesn't matter if we get involved later on, when Uncle Sam picks up his rifle, ****** going down.
#63 to #52 - noonelikesdan ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Uhuh, that's why it's was mainly Russian forces to take the reich americans came in later on to clean up.
User avatar #64 to #63 - holycrapimacupcake (08/24/2014) [-]
We were mostly dealing with the Japanese brah.
#66 to #64 - noonelikesdan ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
This is about the Reich, Don't bring your Pacific theatre into this.
User avatar #68 to #66 - holycrapimacupcake (08/24/2014) [-]
So I shouldn't bring something that was still part of WW2 into a discussion about WW2?
#72 to #68 - noonelikesdan ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Like I said, this is about the reich and the Pacific theatre may have well have been it's own war, That whole campaign was just let's bully Japan cause they bombed a harbour, fair play to the Japs though they made a good distraction, if it weren't for them WW2 would have been over a year or so sooner
User avatar #96 to #72 - dwarfman (08/24/2014) [-]
So the Russian invasion of Manchuria and Korea are not part of this? Better question, let's say Hitler wasn't pants on head retarded and took out Britain. Full force of the Nazis supported by longer range bombers. What's are the red's chances then?
#107 to #96 - John Cena (08/24/2014) [-]
>took out britain

hahahahhaha
User avatar #236 to #107 - dwarfman (08/24/2014) [-]
They were weeks from starving. The British were doomed.
User avatar #120 to #72 - holycrapimacupcake (08/24/2014) [-]
If it weren't for America's mass production of superior fire power the war would have last much longer.
#233 to #66 - scowler ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
<---- MY FACE WHEN WHEN I SEE SOMEONE IMPLYING THE IMPERIAL JAPANESE WERE PUSHOVERS.

CAPS LOCK. CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!
User avatar #162 to #63 - bateking (08/24/2014) [-]
Guys chill he's trolling, no one can be this stupid in the 21st century
#192 - ravhasin ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Best. Beer. Ever.
#171 - tommythecatt (08/24/2014) [-]
As an American, I can not stand Bud Light, Coors Light, etc. It's nice for a poor college kid who wants to get drunk for cheap.. but I figure if you're going to drink, drink something with some substance. Pic related, A proper Pint of Guinness.
User avatar #182 to #171 - mrnoodlez ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
I can only drink dark beer for some reason. Beers like Bud, Coors, any other "lighter" beer tastes like rancid piss, Guinness is probably my favorite for regular beer, it has a comforting taste.
#193 to #182 - verby ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
The lighter beers have more hops, which makes them taste more bitter. One hopsy beer that comes to mind is Beck's, which I thoroughly enjoy.
User avatar #265 to #193 - tommythecatt (08/24/2014) [-]
If you want hopsy, consider IPA's. Indian Pale Ale's generally have a much higher alcohol content than 'regular' beers. The reason for the extra Hops is because the beer was being shipped from England to India, and the hops help keep the beer fresh due to their preservative properties.
#266 to #265 - verby ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
I ******* love IPAs man. But I try to drink them sparingly because I'm not a ******* hipster
User avatar #220 to #171 - nimba (08/24/2014) [-]
When I was young my grandfather told me that drinking guiness alone approximates a balanced diet
User avatar #186 to #171 - iamtheceej (08/24/2014) [-]
Guinness doesn't make you drunk, it makes you full.
#79 - faguette (08/24/2014) [-]
didn't sam adams light win awards in germany or something, when there wasn't even a category for light beer?
#88 to #79 - John Cena (08/24/2014) [-]
Yeah but don't say that or you'll disrupt the "hur dur **** murica rite lol" circlejerk
#124 to #79 - kuchen (08/24/2014) [-]
I couldnt find anything about an award they won in germany.
But they worked together with a german brewery to create a new "champagnebeer"
(Champagne-like "crisp pale brew")
Maybe they won something together because they created something new by staying with the Reinheitsgebot in Germany.
User avatar #43 - gibroner (08/24/2014) [-]
well yeah if you drink the ********* American beer then no **** it's gonna taste like piss water just like there's plenty of cheap ****** German beer
#48 to #43 - John Cena (08/24/2014) [-]
even the ****** german beer is better than the american bottled piss you label as beer, faggot
User avatar #53 to #48 - Gandalfthewhite (08/24/2014) [-]
hipster faggit
User avatar #74 to #43 - loonquawl (08/24/2014) [-]
People don't want to hear that, they just want something to bitch about and possibly make themselves feel better in the process.
#201 - nimba (08/24/2014) [-]
*retching*
Do you want some sprinkles on that milkshake?

Any fool knows a head should be between 5-10% of the height of the glass.
User avatar #251 to #201 - decapitation (08/24/2014) [-]
yeah, they're some awfully poured pints
#205 - scandaldog (08/24/2014) [-]
what it really is
#148 - Kairyuka ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Mfw I don't drink alcohol
Mfw I don't drink alcohol
User avatar #163 to #148 - seras (08/24/2014) [-]
Hey, same here.
#165 to #163 - Kairyuka ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Nice
User avatar #187 to #163 - ariplayer (08/24/2014) [-]
make some space for me guys, im in that team as well
User avatar #269 to #187 - Kairyuka ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
Team happy fun time yay
User avatar #6 - wotterpatch (08/23/2014) [-]
Water is more expensive because it has to go through a lot of filtering, etc, before it can be bottled and sold. Because of this the company that bottles the water have a lot of expenses that beer companies, who just use tap water, won't have.
User avatar #8 to #6 - planetpluto (08/23/2014) [-]
bottled water is just tap water from a cleaner place. no filtering, the man just like their pools of gold coins.
#113 - John Cena (08/24/2014) [-]
look how upset the Americans all get, its a joke..
you lot make the same over-done jokes 24/7 like France surrendering and go mad if someone gets upset about it, someone posts a tame joke about America and you all go ape...
User avatar #214 - redstonealchemist (08/24/2014) [-]
american beer is like making love in a canoe
IT'S ******* CLOSE TO WATER.
#217 to #214 - silentark ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
I see this joke every time there's an american beer post, though I do agree.
User avatar #218 to #217 - redstonealchemist (08/24/2014) [-]
i first heard it from a aussie comedian. i can't remember his name, but an aussie accent makes it much funnier
#102 - John Cena (08/24/2014) [-]
Plenty of amazing American brews out there.

Lots of microbreweries out where I am.

Ever have a sour beer? You taste a sour beer you'll never see beer the same way again, ****** fancy as **** and tastes like God's pussy. Sam Adams actually puts out a great sour beer for a decent price, but most of them are $50+, and fairly low in abv. Then you've got like a million different IPAs and APAs. If any of you like Pale Ales you can thank 'Murica. My brother brews a whiskey barrel stout that'll put you on your ass in the most delicious way possible. If Hitler's tits made milk they would practically gush that whiskey barrel stout; but it was brewed by an American.

People have a pretty clouded concept of American beer outside of Pabst Brewing and Anheuser-Busch.
#100 - princessren ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Silly German
Everyone knows best beer is root beer
#119 to #100 - princessren ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
oh sweet 100th comment   
I just noticed
oh sweet 100th comment
I just noticed
User avatar #41 - thingexplain (08/24/2014) [-]
I live in a town with a huge row of breweries and microbreweries. If I lined up all of the free tours properly, over the course of a weekend perhaps, all the free samples would amount to a little over 83 beers.
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