(untitled). Your average reddit user. Do you like MLP? allh I' m not a it douchebag like most guys You probably only dated douchebags camels It' s CUE I' m too  tfw no gf Friendzoned friendzone Fedora man the fuck up
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(untitled). Your average reddit user. Do you like MLP? allh I' m not a it douchebag like most guys You probably only dated douchebags camels It' s CUE I' m too

Your average reddit user

Do you like MLP?
allh I' m not a
it douchebag like
most guys
You probably
only dated
******* camels
It' s CUE I' m too nice
Girls will respect me when
I more to Japan
they probably believe
in some phony god
anime is superior
wait 'til reddit hears about this
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User avatar #6 - BerryLicious (08/06/2014) [-]
******* cunts like this.
I have a friend on facebook who's a model, and she's very, very pretty. Down to earth too. She slapped up a status a while ago, venting that she's fed up of creeps messaging her, and that she doesn't enjoy small talk.
Not five minutes later, a beta fedora-wearer slapped up a status of his own, calling someone a "bitch" and "skinny cunt" because she'd told him ti **** off because he sent her a message and wanted to talk.
This bloke messages all the women on his FB, (including myself) all the time. Always ending every message in "xx" and making pathetic attempts to get girls to stay over at his place, then giggling and saying "I'm not just a creepy horny dude"
TLDR: A beta fag lost his temper because a model called him out for stalking her.
User avatar #10 to #6 - biscuitsunited (08/06/2014) [-]
I know one or two beta white knights,
its depressing.
#20 to #10 - thecrayzeeman (08/06/2014) [-]
I used to be one.

I feel ashamed.
User avatar #27 to #20 - arandomanon (08/06/2014) [-]
Don't be ashamed because you were one. Be happy because you aren't one anymore.
User avatar #11 to #6 - sciencexplain (08/06/2014) [-]
It's become a habit of mine to put 'xx' at the end of my messages. I don't mean to, but people don't much care unless it's a bunch of 'xx's.
User avatar #48 to #11 - BerryLicious (08/06/2014) [-]
it's not the "xx"'s that bother me, it's the way he thinks women will fancy him if he does it.
User avatar #56 to #48 - sciencexplain (08/07/2014) [-]
Deranged people... He probably has a lot of other reasons for thinking people will fancy him. None of them will work, just don't allow it to go out of hand and become that kid who killed the girls because they didn't know him. Can't remember that kids name, though.
#14 to #6 - anon (08/06/2014) [-]
same I have loads of creepy nerdy guys try to talk to me :/
User avatar #31 to #6 - bigblacknegro ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
dude. love me
User avatar #32 to #6 - thescyle ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
Im definetly not a creepy horny dude, so you wanna come over to my place and I could show you my MLP Fedora collection, or just stick my hole arm into your asshole *ifyouknowwhatimean.jpg* oh I'm so fany, haha, you should totally date me for my superiour intellect
User avatar #7 to #6 - smurtehmurph (08/06/2014) [-]
I support this comment wholeheartedly
#12 to #6 - shadowgandalf (08/06/2014) [-]
People still use facebook for social interraction?

Other than that, assholes exists everywhere. It's impossible to go through life, without meeting any.
The beautiful thing about the internet however, is that you can just ignore them.
#26 to #6 - viralkamina (08/06/2014) [-]
well i am definitely not a creepy horny dude... so you wanna stay at my place or what?
#29 to #6 - pridefulmatthew (08/06/2014) [-]
You should make a post series about convo's with him.
User avatar #46 to #29 - BerryLicious (08/06/2014) [-]
I try to avoid talking to him. Don't know why I still have him on FB to be fair.
#50 to #46 - pridefulmatthew (08/07/2014) [-]
You will become FunnyJunk famous though... It would be amazing.
User avatar #51 to #50 - BerryLicious (08/07/2014) [-]
But why would I want that?
#30 to #6 - royoten (08/06/2014) [-]
If you have any funny or interesting stories about idiots like that, you should post them
User avatar #41 to #6 - kyrozor (08/06/2014) [-]
There's a guy that texts my girlfriend a LOT and he is like a proper creep it's actually worrying at times, like she hasn't said anything outside of a 2 word response in literally 2 years, We're both quite good friends with some of his friends as well so when we invite them places the creepy guy just assumes he's invited as well and just turns up, doesn't make eye contact with anyone doesn't try and speak to anyone, not even my girlfriend who even if she knows someone is totally off the rails a prick or mental will still be incredibly nice to. Then immediately after everyone packs in the pub or club he'll start sending her really passive aggressive texts and **** acting as if he's entitled to something.

It's actually ******* bizzare, loads of people think he's totally ******* normal too because she refuses to show more than just a couple of people how ******* mental he is.
User avatar #13 to #6 - zaywoot (08/06/2014) [-]
Wanna hang out on skype?

Im not just some creepy horny dude

#17 to #13 - thecrayzeeman (08/06/2014) [-]
Wanna hang in my basement?

Im not just some creepy horny dude

User avatar #18 to #17 - zaywoot (08/06/2014) [-]
is it actually your basement, or do you live in your parents house?
#19 to #18 - thecrayzeeman (08/06/2014) [-]
That's for me to know, and for you to find out, m'lady.
User avatar #21 to #19 - zaywoot (08/06/2014) [-]
your such a good friend
#23 to #21 - thecrayzeeman (08/06/2014) [-]
This is proof God doesn't exist, and is just a made up fairytale, because if he did then women would be swooning over euphoric people like me instead of all those douchebags who go out partying all night and treat them like trash, when they should be treated like princesses.

*fips tedora*

It physically hurt to type that.
User avatar #24 to #23 - zaywoot (08/06/2014) [-]
I could feel your pain
User avatar #47 to #24 - BerryLicious (08/06/2014) [-]
I love both of you.
#53 to #47 - thecrayzeeman (08/07/2014) [-]
And I love you, m'lady.

User avatar #49 to #47 - zaywoot (08/07/2014) [-]
Not all nice guys finish last

Seriously, I might stick with the xx... just for my own amusement
#43 to #17 - gisuar (08/06/2014) [-]
i'm thinking of a noose now
#54 to #43 - thecrayzeeman (08/07/2014) [-]
Kinda what I was going for.
User avatar #8 to #6 - mattdoggy (08/06/2014) [-]
"I'm not just a creepy horny dude"
If you have to say that it is almost a guarantee that you are
#15 - bigfootluke (08/06/2014) [-]
"girls will respect me when i move to japan"

that **** pissed me off. they have this whole delusion that japan will just accept them for who they are and wont pull **** like this. i knew a kid who wanted to do a semester abroad in japan. he spoke moderate Japanese. enough to survive. he comes home not a week later, and i **** you not he claimed that his parents sent him to a tokyo replica. he claimed it had to be a replica because "people were giving me weird looks and none of the girls respected me for my superior intellect"

now that my rave is over i would pay money to see a show for scenarios like this. where weeaboos get sent to japan and try to survive in their "superior country"
#37 to #15 - anon (08/06/2014) [-]
It's really ironic that people how don't fit in over here think that way, because Japanese culture is a lot less focused on individualism and more on conformity so they are even less likely to socially accept people like that.
#40 to #15 - anon (08/06/2014) [-]
Pretty sure you meant rant not rave.
User avatar #55 to #15 - leglesslegolegolas (08/07/2014) [-]
There actually is a bit like that that was on TV, where a super beta weeaboo stayed at Japan for a while and the natives made fun of him because he had naked anime chicks plastered over the walls and he only knew about their anime
User avatar #57 to #55 - bigfootluke (08/07/2014) [-]
if you find me sauce i will worship you forever
User avatar #59 to #58 - bigfootluke (08/07/2014) [-]
oh god its exactly what i expected
User avatar #60 to #59 - leglesslegolegolas (08/07/2014) [-]
Yeah sorry for potato quality, it's the only upload on Youtube that I could find
User avatar #61 to #60 - bigfootluke (08/07/2014) [-]
i didnt even notice. i was too entranced by the cringe
#22 to #15 - thecrayzeeman (08/06/2014) [-]
Now that's a reality show worth watching.
User avatar #34 to #22 - bigfootluke (08/06/2014) [-]
the upside is watching awkward people in awkward scenarios. the downside? weeaboos
User avatar #1 - yorker (08/05/2014) [-]
can't tell if that's a neckbeard or a hipster
User avatar #2 to #1 - wcpapier (08/06/2014) [-]
its a neckbeard.

if it was a hipster you would see a scarf during summertime, and he would have named a band you never listened too, or a philosipher you never heard of
User avatar #3 to #2 - yorker (08/06/2014) [-]
I know it was a neckbeard it was a joke
User avatar #4 to #3 - wcpapier (08/06/2014) [-]
ah ok sorry then didnt get the joke
User avatar #5 to #4 - yorker (08/06/2014) [-]
it's okee dokee
User avatar #9 to #5 - itsthatguyagain (08/06/2014) [-]
I didn't get it either.
User avatar #39 - rihardololz (08/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #16 - helpmedudes (08/06/2014) [-]
there was a "brony bar hop" in Baltimore so every five feet there was a cringe-inducing dude wearing ears or a leather coat and neon wig fedora combo. I had to explain to my family about the internet. Not a good day. On the bright side, I can honestly say that as a girl, it was the only city I ever felt safe walking in, cuz I knew I could take those faggots.
User avatar #25 to #16 - robotvoice (08/06/2014) [-]
take self defense classes.
User avatar #28 to #16 - Jewssassin (08/06/2014) [-]
I live by Baltimore. You're wrong to feel safe.
User avatar #33 to #28 - helpmedudes (08/06/2014) [-]
Well just around Fell's Point. The rest of Baltimore is scary.
User avatar #36 to #33 - Jewssassin (08/06/2014) [-]
Federal Hill and the inner Harbor is ok also, but yeah **** everywhere else. I avoid the city at all cost.
User avatar #45 - thewalruss (08/06/2014) [-]
We should start a topic in which each one of us post it's best picture and the others rank him/her
#44 - kawai (08/06/2014) [-]
man! i would pay to see someone like that trying to survive in japan
#42 - scootabot ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
So, not caring what anyone thinks makes you a loser/faggot?


Like I give a **** .
User avatar #38 - mezzjuc (08/06/2014) [-]
I read this is in big brother admins voice.
#35 - diamondperzik (08/06/2014) [-]
I think you'll like this
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