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#127 to #5 - dtrex (08/02/2014) [-]
**dtrex rolled image** mfw grandma lays my friends
#159 to #5 - xxjmacxx ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
**xxjmacxx rolled image**
#145 to #5 - anon (08/02/2014) [-]
#48 to #5 - rumpelstilzchen (08/02/2014) [-]
MFW I imagine someone rolling this and going "What the **** ?!".
#117 to #48 - anon (08/02/2014) [-]
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#30 to #5 - crimsonsunshine (08/02/2014) [-]
I love these
User avatar #1 - ajrdts (08/02/2014) [-]
Well she does have a point, that's some advice we could all follow though No homo
#21 to #1 - anon (08/02/2014) [-]
she could be a lesbian
#23 to #1 - nigrfagitgingerjew (08/02/2014) [-]
allofthehomo.jpg
#28 to #1 - lastsamurai (08/02/2014) [-]
I've got like 15 friends. No boyfriend tho.. .. not gay..
User avatar #7 to #1 - ampharosrules (08/02/2014) [-]
My girlfriend and I visit each others villages on quite a regular basis, thank you very much! Take that how you will. It's true either way.
#19 - rochal (08/02/2014) [-]
stfu grandma you cant tell me hwat to do
stfu grandma you cant tell me hwat to do
#14 - rockergamer ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
Sometimes I think having a girlfriend would be nice. Hopefully we'd have a lot in common. Then again, if she's a lot like me then she never leaves the ******* house. Meaning I'll never meet her.
#15 to #14 - anon (08/02/2014) [-]
Same problem here, which is why I think there's a chance I might meet her online. If I were in America I'd go looking at anime and comic cons.
#16 to #14 - anon (08/02/2014) [-]
did that. do that. take a bus. worth
#84 to #14 - anon (08/02/2014) [-]
It is. But falling in love with a bitch is a risk. Good luck, m80.
User avatar #93 to #14 - herptyderpies (08/02/2014) [-]
tinder homie
#120 to #14 - saladtongsofdeath (08/02/2014) [-]
**saladtongsofdeath rolled image** not with that attitude
User avatar #41 to #14 - zuflux ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
I had a gf for three years that I randomly met in an MSN group convo.
I'm pretty sure that if I want to get a girlfriend that shares my interests, all I have to do is get involved in communities, and go to schools/jobs/cons that have a population of people that share said interest.

However, standing around, waiting for someone to just dig your lazy ass out of the dirt won't help anyone.
User avatar #71 to #41 - thenightmarechild (08/02/2014) [-]
? What's an msn group?
User avatar #77 to #71 - klaes (08/02/2014) [-]
You must be pretty young, hence the "child" in your name, so I'll explain:

"The MicroSoft Network" aka MSN used to have MSN messenger and during the time before Facebook and Skype it was one of the primary forms of online communication. An MSN group convo is a MSN group conversation, basically a bunch of people sharing one chat room. Skype, Facebook, Whatsapp, and the now defunctish BBM all have this function.

tl;dr a chat room by a service which isn't really used anymore but was huge
User avatar #95 to #77 - thenightmarechild (08/02/2014) [-]
Ah, thanks for the info. I've never used MSN so I wasn't sure. Also, I'm older than you think.
User avatar #126 to #95 - thesticklebricks (08/02/2014) [-]
soooooo, 12..."AND A HALF!" or?
User avatar #131 to #126 - thenightmarechild (08/02/2014) [-]
I'll be 23 in september.
User avatar #105 to #14 - megusters (08/02/2014) [-]
That's how I met my girlfriend on Omegle lol, and I got's proof she's a girl, if you know what I mean.
#57 to #14 - anon (08/02/2014) [-]
same boat as you my friend, and so i met my gf online. 5 years later we now live together and together we rarely leave the house.
#20 to #14 - meatboy (08/02/2014) [-]
Become a burglar until you find a cute girl, then kidnap her, and tie her up.
Now she wont leave your house
#45 to #20 - rollmania (08/02/2014) [-]
You really had to spoil the plot of 50 Shades of Grey for everyone.. didn't you?
You really had to spoil the plot of 50 Shades of Grey for everyone.. didn't you?
User avatar #29 to #20 - syrenthra ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
but dats illegal
User avatar #32 to #29 - phantomseeker ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
Only until Stockholm Syndrome kicks in
#10 - katarinaismywaifu (08/02/2014) [-]
Her and everyone on tumblr.  And everyone here too.
Her and everyone on tumblr. And everyone here too.
#106 - volksunion ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
#104 - thelethalhorker (08/02/2014) [-]
..."fishes"
..."fishes"
User avatar #107 to #104 - schmitty (08/02/2014) [-]
I ******* hate when people say it too, but technically it isn't incorrect, but that doesn't make it not wrong.
#144 to #107 - Marker (08/02/2014) [-]
"it isn't incorrect, but that doesn't make it not wrong."
#153 to #144 - schmitty (08/02/2014) [-]
Yes because that one sentence absolutely indicates my political standpoint 100%.
#154 to #153 - Marker (08/02/2014) [-]
wow take a joke, you fag, this is the internet   
 I see your Red and raise you an Al
wow take a joke, you fag, this is the internet
I see your Red and raise you an Al
#102 - giinthir (08/02/2014) [-]
Grandma just mad cause she can't catch any sharks.
Grandma just mad cause she can't catch any sharks.
User avatar #85 - collateraldamageco (08/02/2014) [-]
my grandma thinks my sister and I should never date black or asian people because she sees them as inferior

**** you grandma there's nothing wrong with asian people
User avatar #92 to #85 - tinglyturtletaint (08/02/2014) [-]
My grandma had once told my mom she shouldn't date black guys because only certain types of girls do that and she's not one of them or shouldn't want to be seen as one.
She learned to keep it to herself when my mulato ass was born, but I'm sure the urge to say I told you so was nearly unbearable. She didn't though, I mean she probably figured it's hard enough being a single mother without people adding insult to injury.
#49 - anon (08/02/2014) [-]
"So you don't count Chad as my boyfriend, grandma?"
User avatar #2 - woodenalligator (08/02/2014) [-]
If that picture is her, I am surprised she doesn't have a boyfriend. Though, her personality could easily be **** .
#43 to #2 - anon (08/02/2014) [-]
She must've recently broke up with someone
User avatar #27 to #2 - Loppytaffy (08/02/2014) [-]
A lot of women don't have the self confidence to believe that they are attractive. And then they go onto tumblr or funny junk
#44 to #27 - anon (08/02/2014) [-]
I doubt she would post a photo of herself on Tumblr if she had low self esteem...


Oh wait, never mind.
#12 to #2 - ihateemo (08/02/2014) [-]
My boy do you know how many attractive single women there are?
#18 to #12 - meatboy (08/02/2014) [-]
Tell me about it, there is always hot singles ready to **** in my local area.
And why would shiny ads lie?
#63 to #18 - bouazizforever (08/02/2014) [-]
"If it's on the internet, then it must be true"
-Man on the internet
User avatar #164 to #12 - woodenalligator (08/04/2014) [-]
Of course I do, but that doest make seeing one any less surprising.
#6 to #2 - anon (08/02/2014) [-]
Yes, she appears outwardly female and not actually face-meltingly ugly. But seriously, she's pretty cute.
#11 to #6 - anon (08/02/2014) [-]
would bang. well, at this point i'd bang anything with at least one fitting hole
#132 to #6 - thesticklebricks (08/02/2014) [-]
she's not bad i guess, she got leg game for days it would seem.
User avatar #165 to #132 - woodenalligator (08/04/2014) [-]
Wow, she has other pics up there? Damn though, very good looking.
#118 - giygasman (08/02/2014) [-]
>donating your fishes
#157 to #118 - anon (08/02/2014) [-]
>Not donating your first catch of everything to the museum.
#52 - anon (08/02/2014) [-]
where's the funny?
User avatar #51 - alekksandar (08/02/2014) [-]
B-But Grandma!! All men are evil rapists and oppress us with their patriarchy!!
#148 to #51 - epicactual (08/02/2014) [-]
Not the patriarchy!!
Not the patriarchy!!
User avatar #91 - lequigley (08/02/2014) [-]
I'd date the **** out of you so hard you wouldn't be able to walk straight in the morning....
User avatar #17 - residentevilfan (08/02/2014) [-]
On a scale of 1 to a bully that messed with the wrong person how rekt are you
#147 - wwhhaaq (08/02/2014) [-]
yes, because the unnecessary picture of her making a confused face totally gives proof to the story and is completely needed
#96 - thelastelephant ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
>When my mom asks me when I'll start dating.   
   
 Personally, I'd rather be done with college first and have a stable job so I actually have time for dating.
>When my mom asks me when I'll start dating.

Personally, I'd rather be done with college first and have a stable job so I actually have time for dating.
#130 to #96 - anon (08/02/2014) [-]
Then you'll never have time for dating.
#158 to #130 - thelastelephant ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
It's the perfect plan
It's the perfect plan
#87 - creepyfapper (08/02/2014) [-]
My grandma always asks me when i'll bring a girl over and i just answer "There's not too many girls to meet when you never leave your room"
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