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#29 - dogeate (07/30/2014) [-]
I understand his frustration not a lot of people named walmart
#4 - trueraiderfan (07/30/2014) [-]
Glorious generic name master race
User avatar #5 to #4 - brokenhalf (07/30/2014) [-]
i've not once ever found a jake or james. to my knowledge, those are somewhat generic names.
User avatar #39 to #4 - ziggysol (07/30/2014) [-]
Bort?
User avatar #2 - teludabomb (07/29/2014) [-]
White name master race
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User avatar #72 to #2 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
I can't find Nick on any coca colas, if that aint a white and generic name then idk what is.
User avatar #84 to #72 - stickmanz (07/30/2014) [-]
I found Nick on one, I didn't get it though
User avatar #96 to #84 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
mail it to me?
#42 - anon (07/30/2014) [-]
If some faggot with a saggy beanie did that **** in my store i would castrate the cunt myself.
#8 - poutinesalad (07/30/2014) [-]
My name is Caylen.

I have never found my name on anything.
User avatar #9 to #8 - angelmitskano (07/30/2014) [-]
Is that a guy or a girl name?
User avatar #10 to #9 - poutinesalad (07/30/2014) [-]
both.
User avatar #11 to #10 - angelmitskano (07/30/2014) [-]
Are you a guy or a girl?
User avatar #12 to #11 - poutinesalad (07/30/2014) [-]
does it matter?
User avatar #13 to #12 - angelmitskano (07/30/2014) [-]
Yes.
I'm just curious.
User avatar #14 to #13 - poutinesalad (07/30/2014) [-]
guy
#15 to #14 - angelmitskano (07/30/2014) [-]
Thank you.
Thank you.
User avatar #16 to #15 - poutinesalad (07/30/2014) [-]
Now had I said girl, would you make a halfassed attempt to internet-hit on me?
User avatar #33 to #16 - mutzaki (07/30/2014) [-]
I would have cybered with you on the spot.
User avatar #31 to #16 - lotengo (07/30/2014) [-]
I woul have asked for boobs
User avatar #17 to #16 - angelmitskano (07/30/2014) [-]
I'm not a lesbian so no.
But does not the winking gif imply that I'm hitting on you now?
#18 to #17 - poutinesalad (07/30/2014) [-]
hahaha, oh snap.   
   
 although what i said still stands.
hahaha, oh snap.

although what i said still stands.
User avatar #19 to #18 - angelmitskano (07/30/2014) [-]
Wait what still stands? Which one?
User avatar #20 to #19 - poutinesalad (07/30/2014) [-]
a halfassed attempt to internet-hit on me?
User avatar #21 to #20 - angelmitskano (07/30/2014) [-]
Hey, it's the internet. Most of the 'hitting' is going to be half assed. I mean I've never spoken to you before, and I don't know what you think is funny or appealing. So I'm not going to put that much effort when I might actually be doing something that creeps you the **** out. Youknowwhatimsaying
User avatar #22 to #21 - poutinesalad (07/30/2014) [-]
lol aight
#23 to #22 - angelmitskano (07/30/2014) [-]
I tried.    
 Something I rarely do.    
 I give myself an A for effort.
I tried.
Something I rarely do.
I give myself an A for effort.
#52 to #23 - anon (07/30/2014) [-]
It's been 11 hours and nobody said it so I will.

I'll give you a D for effort
User avatar #69 to #8 - shadowmaul (07/30/2014) [-]
well Mr. Caylen i would try disney world they got those name plate things
User avatar #97 to #8 - thefrozen (08/02/2014) [-]
Wait, wait wait wait, what? Ok I know a person who's name is pronounced the same, but its Kealan I think if its spelled Caylen then its faggot
#98 to #97 - poutinesalad (08/02/2014) [-]
Lol, whatever bro.
Lol, whatever bro.
User avatar #99 to #98 - thefrozen (08/02/2014) [-]
Bro I still know your feel, my name is ******* Piper, like not at all common except for dogs, plus the only "meaning" I can ever find for it is pipe player
User avatar #49 to #8 - ninegagleader (07/30/2014) [-]
lel
more like
Gaylen
#58 - bensho (07/30/2014) [-]
tfw Ben
tfw I find my name on a bottle next to names of other friends
tfw white friends
tfw white
#6 - anon (07/30/2014) [-]
Biblical and Angolo name orgin mustard race
User avatar #26 to #6 - adu (07/30/2014) [-]
you mean mustard lace
User avatar #3 - zaggystirdust (07/29/2014) [-]
tfw your name will never appear on a coke bottle
#50 - thismustbeseen (07/30/2014) [-]
**thismustbeseen rolled user sinconn ** you will never find your name on a coke.
User avatar #30 - quinuim (07/30/2014) [-]
Been looking for one that said Carol extremely common name but apparently Obama is more common
User avatar #32 to #30 - mutzaki (07/30/2014) [-]
He seems to be a very popular guy to thank, though.
#57 to #30 - jvcjvc (07/30/2014) [-]
obama is not even a first name
User avatar #66 to #30 - skeptical (07/30/2014) [-]
tfw Scott is never on anything, let alone Coke
and then I see names like Amit and Nataasha on the license plates and keychains and just resist the urge to scream at the top of my lungs in the middle of the rest stop
#71 - keybladewarrior (07/30/2014) [-]
TFW you're name can probably be found in France or some 			****		.
TFW you're name can probably be found in France or some **** .
#88 to #71 - shadowbreech (07/30/2014) [-]
TFW "you're"
TFW "you're"
User avatar #59 - thebestpieever (07/30/2014) [-]
Even if I were to find a bottle with my name -the one I use, anyway, bottles with my other names are ******* everywhere- why in the goddamn **** would I buy it? This is marketing brainwashing 101, I can't believe anyone would actually be compelled to buy them because their name is on the label
User avatar #68 to #59 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
^
Please don't berate me
#70 to #59 - derpinerryday ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
Jesus ******* Christ, I've thought this ever since Coca-Cola began this ****** marketing campaign. Thank you for seeing how retarded this is.
User avatar #79 to #59 - ferrettamer (07/30/2014) [-]
Hey Walker
User avatar #93 to #79 - thebestpieever (07/30/2014) [-]
Hey there, Jamesarino.
User avatar #54 - localbees (07/30/2014) [-]
I found one with my name, but it was Diet. **** that.
User avatar #34 - xgreenmaidenx (07/30/2014) [-]
I always find my name, but misspelled.
#36 to #34 - thrundrycone (07/30/2014) [-]
That must be frustrating.. What's your name?
User avatar #37 to #36 - xgreenmaidenx (07/30/2014) [-]
Elisabeth. Every bottle with my name on it however is spelled either Elisabet or Elizabet.
#38 to #37 - thrundrycone (07/30/2014) [-]
heh. I find that strange. Elisabeth is a name i've have heard more often.

They probably doing that to piss off Elisabeths everywhere
User avatar #60 to #37 - thebestpieever (07/30/2014) [-]
I admit, until today I'd never seen either Elisabet or Elisabeth as names. I always thought it was just "Elizabeth".
User avatar #62 to #60 - xgreenmaidenx (07/30/2014) [-]
Depends on where you're from.
I'm from Scandinavia and here they usually spell it "Elisabeth" or "Elisabet"
In England however, and other English speaking nations, Elizabeth or Elizabet is more usual. It's because people pronounce the names differently depending in where you are.
User avatar #67 to #62 - thebestpieever (07/30/2014) [-]
That makes sense, I suppose. Though I would think Coca-Cola would then target it more towards the spelling that's more common over there.
User avatar #46 to #34 - roflstorm (07/30/2014) [-]
Is your name Bart?
#74 - blubblub (07/30/2014) [-]
My name is Max   
I haven't found any coke bottle with my name on it, it's not like it's a rare name or something
My name is Max
I haven't found any coke bottle with my name on it, it's not like it's a rare name or something
User avatar #81 to #74 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
In my experience, Max is short for something.
User avatar #83 to #81 - blubblub (07/30/2014) [-]
It can be short for Maximillian but I haven't found it either
User avatar #85 to #83 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
I was thinking Maxime or my friend's name, Maxyme...
I'm French. There's your explanation.
#75 to #74 - whyohwhy (07/30/2014) [-]
guess you should start drinking pepsi then
#80 to #75 - thorseph (07/30/2014) [-]
ha
#90 - evebishop (07/30/2014) [-]
I work in retail and I can't tell you how much I hate this promotion idea.... lady sat infront of the cooler for 20 minutes going through every soda, blocking a check-out lane and letting all the cold air out so she could find her name. Then she bought a Pepsi...   
   
I have yet to find my name on a Coke either
I work in retail and I can't tell you how much I hate this promotion idea.... lady sat infront of the cooler for 20 minutes going through every soda, blocking a check-out lane and letting all the cold air out so she could find her name. Then she bought a Pepsi...

I have yet to find my name on a Coke either
User avatar #65 - Awesomecarrot (07/30/2014) [-]
Seriously though if you do this, please **** yourself with a rake
User avatar #53 - swaginator (07/30/2014) [-]
My name is Alf..

can't find my ******* name on anything..
User avatar #63 to #53 - dachief (07/30/2014) [-]
find one that says Alfred and cross out the red.
#82 to #63 - westonbeast (07/30/2014) [-]
Why did you want the Red out?
User avatar #44 - pesoen (07/30/2014) [-]
thas why i just pick a random name, also confuses some people. someone noticed me taking one with nicklas on it, then the same one saw me take one with daniel on it. confused him, told him i had two personalities, has never seen him since
User avatar #43 - dathunter (07/30/2014) [-]
I never even Bothered looking because i KNOW I'm not gonna find my name on one, much like everything else.
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