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New years ago I met a guy. Really nice guy Probably one of
the nicest guys you could . We became good friends and chatted
often. Occasionally, he would can mejustme ask how twas. You know, the kind
owning a ‘friend’ would do. Anyway. one day he asks meta comets his house
and look at his computer. Says its been slow and maybe had some ‘muses or
whatever. so rm like, yea, no sweat! And, we go to his house where he
introduces his wife. A girl wwent to school with. She tries to seduce me and get
me to sleep with her. I feel disgusted and refuse. some time goes by and this
gin messages me one day to tell me her husband left her. When I ask why, she
teals me because she cheated on him and he found out And now, she posts
this status message on Facebook, "Men are ******* doest'. I can do nothing
but LAUGH My ******* ASS Thank you for making my ©
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User avatar #16 - tempuscasus (07/12/2014) [-]
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[ ] NOT TOLD
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[x] ******* TOLD
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[x] KNIGHTS OF THE TOLD REPUBLIC
[x] TOLDERONE
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[x] CURE FOR THE COMMON TOLD
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[x] THE 40 YEAR TOLD VIRGIN
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[x] PTERODACTOLD
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[x] 24 CARAT TOLD
[x] ONLY SHOOTING STARS BREAK THE TOLD
[x] GOING ONCE… GOING TWICE… TOLD
[x] GARY TOLDMAN
[x] TOLD SPICE
User avatar #18 to #16 - obidomkenobi (07/12/2014) [-]
Almost all of that made me lol. Sir, may I use this comedic told?
User avatar #20 to #18 - tempuscasus (07/12/2014) [-]
be my guest good sir, spread the told status in the hope that it may ruffle some johnsons
#64 to #16 - rakoom (07/12/2014) [-]
************ , this gold.
#90 to #16 - chiktikkavaspaus (07/12/2014) [-]
"CASHFORTOLD.COM"
"CASHFORTOLD.COM"
User avatar #101 to #16 - angeljc (07/12/2014) [-]
TOLDstory
User avatar #63 to #16 - holeymoley (07/12/2014) [-]
that link tho.
#73 to #16 - garaichu ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #80 to #16 - abstract (07/12/2014) [-]
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#72 to #16 - xtremehivoltage (07/12/2014) [-]
"Tic-Tac-Told"
"Tic-Tac-Told"
#23 to #16 - grimmwaters (07/12/2014) [-]
Can I call you Butter?

Because you're on a roll
User avatar #25 to #16 - thesinful (07/12/2014) [-]
[x] FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK TOLD
[x] YOU TOLD HEARTED BITCH
[x] TO TOLDLY GO WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE
[x] TOLD AND BRASH
[x] RICK TOLD
[x] CHOKE TOLD
[x] TOLD IT RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
[x] KNOW WHEN TO TOLD EM
#74 to #25 - stellermeerkat (07/12/2014) [-]
[x] NO PLACE FOR TOLD MEN
#17 - themiddlegarden (07/12/2014) [-]
She's right. I'm always 			*******		 bitches.
She's right. I'm always ******* bitches.
#88 to #17 - cannibalvegan ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Playa.
#67 - ohshoot (07/12/2014) [-]
They're doing what to dogs?
They're doing what to dogs?
User avatar #27 - Turtleboner (07/12/2014) [-]
jokes on her, I haven't ****** a dog in days
User avatar #61 to #1 - pillsmakeitgrow (07/12/2014) [-]
[x] OLD BUTT TOLD
#32 - technobanana (07/12/2014) [-]
Is everyone missing the fact that she said men are ******* dogs.....
#77 to #32 - anon (07/12/2014) [-]
You don't?
User avatar #59 to #32 - bestfoxgirl (07/12/2014) [-]
Ah bestiality...
#15 - manbearbig (07/12/2014) [-]
Welsh men prefer to **** sheep
#29 to #15 - thatgirlonfire (07/12/2014) [-]
Being Welsh I can confrim this
User avatar #12 - nudybooty (07/12/2014) [-]
Honestly calling someone a dog is kinda a complement. You are calling them loyal, cute, cuddly, fun and saying they are nothing but pure happiness.
User avatar #30 to #12 - Kairyuka ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
But stupid/simple. Honestly it sounds like a pretty good life
#99 to #12 - artimax (07/12/2014) [-]
You are also calling them a stupid, 			***********		, flea-ridden beast.   
   
 But sure stick to "complement"
You are also calling them a stupid, *********** , flea-ridden beast.

But sure stick to "complement"
User avatar #104 to #99 - nudybooty (07/12/2014) [-]
Well, someone needs to take better care of their dogs. Mine have never had fleas.

Eating **** is a weird complement as well, you are telling that person they have an iron stomach
User avatar #14 to #12 - deadadventurer (07/12/2014) [-]
but saying that men **** dogs is kind of offensive.
#33 to #14 - brothergrimm (07/12/2014) [-]
Depends who you ask.....
Depends who you ask.....
#71 - mastersaturday (07/12/2014) [-]
I thought it was going to end with a man ******* a dog.
#69 - ministermax (07/12/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#43 - richhobo (07/12/2014) [-]
#rekt
#rekt
#22 - grimmwaters (07/12/2014) [-]
>And Women ain't any ******* better

******* thank you
User avatar #2 - rodeomaster (07/11/2014) [-]
Some men prefer horses.
#98 to #2 - anon (07/12/2014) [-]
horsepussy.jpg
#6 - oreomanish (07/12/2014) [-]
Shes right you know, I am an other kin and just made sweet sweet love to my girlfriend Max.
#9 to #6 - othelox (07/12/2014) [-]
protip: it isn't 'other kin' but instead just one word 'otherkin'. hope you find this useful.
protip: it isn't 'other kin' but instead just one word 'otherkin'. hope you find this useful.
User avatar #34 to #9 - brothergrimm (07/12/2014) [-]
define otherkin...........
User avatar #36 to #34 - someponynew (07/12/2014) [-]
People who think that they are animals trapped inside of human bodies.
Real nasty **** , thinking that people are sitting on their non-existent tails.

Mental asylum level stuff, really.
User avatar #37 to #36 - brothergrimm (07/12/2014) [-]
interesting....... so wtf is the difference between otherkin and furries?
#39 to #37 - someponynew (07/12/2014) [-]
Furries, (in a totally general statement) are people who like anthropomorphic animals. The claim to fame of the community is the small pocket of furfags who actually want to have sex with the animals. Furries are usually people who might want to be an anthropomorphic creature, or just someone who likes the art style.

Otherkin, however, take it a step further, making themselves into the most special snowflake they can be, by pretending (and sometimes actually believing) that they are said "furry" animals, or even actual "feral" animals, inside of a human body. Basically, "Oh, I'm a fox in spirit, but god chose the wrong body." kind of **** that you see when an autistic person goes into public spaces.

Essentially, they share some traits, (anthropomorphism loving, creepiness), but otherwise, can be classified as separate entities.

Pic unrelated.
User avatar #41 to #39 - brothergrimm (07/12/2014) [-]
So basically, they're ****** zoophiles.....
User avatar #42 to #41 - someponynew (07/12/2014) [-]
whom, the furries?
User avatar #45 to #42 - brothergrimm (07/12/2014) [-]
i could classify as a basic furry dude
User avatar #47 to #45 - someponynew (07/12/2014) [-]
Good.
User avatar #44 to #42 - brothergrimm (07/12/2014) [-]
no, the otherkin
User avatar #46 to #44 - someponynew (07/12/2014) [-]
Well, if we are being ABSOLUTELY specific, not really. Some might not be sexually attracted, but that's rare.
User avatar #48 to #46 - brothergrimm (07/12/2014) [-]
well i meant in a general sense of course. the topic started in general, if we get specific NOW, we might as well be politicians
User avatar #51 to #50 - brothergrimm (07/12/2014) [-]
i'm afraid to click it o.o
User avatar #52 to #51 - someponynew (07/12/2014) [-]
Excerpt from text:
Otherkin largely identify as mythical creatures,[4] with others identifying as real-life creatures or creatures from fantasy or popular culture. Examples include: angels, demons, dragons, elves, fairies, sprites, and plants.[5][6][7][8] Many otherkin believe in the existence of a multitude of parallel/alternative universes, which would explain the existence and the possibility to relate to fantastical beings and even fictional characters.[9]

It's some weird ass ****** **** bro. Holy **** .

Gonna need to bathe in holy water.
User avatar #53 to #52 - brothergrimm (07/12/2014) [-]
related topics: skin-walker..... i once worked with an old apache woman who accused me of being that.....
User avatar #54 to #53 - someponynew (07/12/2014) [-]
In some Native American legends, a skin-walker is a person with the supernatural ability to turn into any animal he or she desires. To be able to transform, legend sometimes requires that the skin-walker wears a pelt of the animal. In most cases, this pelt is not used in modern times because it is an obvious sign of them being skin-walkers[citation needed].

She's calling you a ******* shapeshifter bro.
User avatar #55 to #54 - brothergrimm (07/12/2014) [-]
it was after she found out about my fascination with wolves.....
#56 to #55 - someponynew (07/12/2014) [-]
Sorry, that's just 			******		 funny.   
   
"He likes wolves so he must be a shapeshifter."   
   
jesus christ.
Sorry, that's just ****** funny.

"He likes wolves so he must be a shapeshifter."

jesus christ.
User avatar #57 to #56 - brothergrimm (07/12/2014) [-]
she was also trying to convince me that i was native american and didn't know it. turned out she was right about that. i'm 1/4 blackfoot
#58 to #57 - someponynew (07/12/2014) [-]
1/4 blackfoot.

That's all i could think of.
#60 to #58 - brothergrimm (07/12/2014) [-]
HA!
HA!
User avatar #49 to #48 - someponynew (07/12/2014) [-]
hah, no **** man, when you delve to far in it gets nasty.
User avatar #28 to #9 - dedj (07/12/2014) [-]
She looks like she's held against her will.
User avatar #38 to #6 - jokexplain (07/12/2014) [-]
everyone, enlarge this sweet labrador
I love you random user for you're gift of high resolution
#7 to #6 - ronsha (07/12/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#62 - bluwizard (07/12/2014) [-]
**bluwizard rolled image** when i was the one she cheated with
User avatar #76 to #62 - clockworkhearts (07/12/2014) [-]
I'm laughing all of those things apply to me
User avatar #66 to #62 - imagnetsux (07/12/2014) [-]
hey, if a Christian man wants to smoke a joint and do Nazi femdom cunnilingus with his own wife while several jews watch, that's his decision
User avatar #78 - mikoli (07/12/2014) [-]
this is why i hate women, and men. now i bang only hamsters and other rodents.
#92 to #78 - dixsaan (07/12/2014) [-]
Lol now you have a reason to why you're dick smells like cheese!!!!!!
User avatar #65 - imagnetsux (07/12/2014) [-]
I understand leaving her but ******* dogs is hardly a solution.
User avatar #93 - tenuousdinosaur (07/12/2014) [-]
Bitch, I only **** dogs on Tuesdays.
User avatar #91 - demandred (07/12/2014) [-]
This status raises so many questions! Why are men ******* dogs? Who are offend by this? Can't men be ******* dogs if they like to? Would it be better if men were ******* cats?
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