(untitled). .. TOLD STATUS: [ ] NOT TOLD [x] TOLD [x] TOLD [x] [x] KNIGHTS OF THE TOLD REPUBLIC [x] TOLDERONE [x] STONE TOLD STEVE AUSTIN [x] CURE FOR THE COMMON TOLD [x] BEN  (untitled) TOLD STATUS: [ ] NOT [x] KNIGHTS OF THE REPUBLIC TOLDERONE STONE STEVE AUSTIN CURE FOR COMMON BEN
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#16 - tempuscasus
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(07/12/2014) [-]
TOLD STATUS:
[ ] NOT TOLD
[x] TOLD
[x] ******* TOLD
[x] You need to login to view this link
[x] KNIGHTS OF THE TOLD REPUBLIC
[x] TOLDERONE
[x] STONE TOLD STEVE AUSTIN
[x] CURE FOR THE COMMON TOLD
[x] BEN TOLDS
[x] THE 40 YEAR TOLD VIRGIN
[x] 007: TOLDENEYE
[x] TEXAS TOLD’EM
[x] AUSTIN POWERS IN TOLDMEMBER
[x] PTERODACTOLD
[x] TOLDTINO’S PIZZA ROLLS
[x] NO COUNTRY FOR TOLD MEN
[x] 24 CARAT TOLD
[x] ONLY SHOOTING STARS BREAK THE TOLD
[x] GOING ONCE… GOING TWICE… TOLD
[x] GARY TOLDMAN
[x] TOLD SPICE
#18 to #16 - obidomkenobi
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(07/12/2014) [-]
Almost all of that made me lol. Sir, may I use this comedic told?
#20 to #18 - tempuscasus
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(07/12/2014) [-]
be my guest good sir, spread the told status in the hope that it may ruffle some johnsons
#64 to #16 - rakoom
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(07/12/2014) [-]
************, this gold.
#90 to #16 - chiktikkavaspaus
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(07/12/2014) [-]
"CASHFORTOLD.COM"
"CASHFORTOLD.COM"
#101 to #16 - angeljc
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(07/12/2014) [-]
TOLDstory
#63 to #16 - holeymoley
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(07/12/2014) [-]
that link tho.
#73 to #16 - garaichu
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(07/12/2014) [-]
#80 to #16 - abstract
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(07/12/2014) [-]
☐ Not REKT
☑ REKT
☑ REKTangle
☑ SHREKT
☑ REKT-it Ralph
☑ Total REKTall
☑ The Lord of the REKT
☑ The Usual SusREKTs
☑ North by NorthREKT
☑ REKT to the Future
☑ Once Upon a Time in the REKT
☑ The Good, the Bad, and the REKT
☑ LawREKT of Arabia
☑ Tyrannosaurus REKT
☑ eREKTile dysfunction
#72 to #16 - xtremehivoltage
Reply +5
(07/12/2014) [-]
"Tic-Tac-Told"
"Tic-Tac-Told"
#23 to #16 - grimmwaters ONLINE
Reply +8
(07/12/2014) [-]
Can I call you Butter?

Because you're on a roll
#25 to #16 - thesinful
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(07/12/2014) [-]
[x] FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK TOLD
[x] YOU TOLD HEARTED BITCH
[x] TO TOLDLY GO WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE
[x] TOLD AND BRASH
[x] RICK TOLD
[x] CHOKE TOLD
[x] TOLD IT RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
[x] KNOW WHEN TO TOLD EM
#31 to #25 - darkparadox
Reply +16
(07/12/2014) [-]
#74 to #25 - stellermeerkat
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(07/12/2014) [-]
[x] NO PLACE FOR TOLD MEN
#1 - coopdawg
Reply +92
(07/11/2014) [-]
#61 to #1 - pillsmakeitgrow
Reply +11
(07/12/2014) [-]
[x] OLD BUTT TOLD
#12 - nudybooty
Reply +87
(07/12/2014) [-]
Honestly calling someone a dog is kinda a complement. You are calling them loyal, cute, cuddly, fun and saying they are nothing but pure happiness.
#30 to #12 - Kairyuka
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(07/12/2014) [-]
But stupid/simple. Honestly it sounds like a pretty good life
#99 to #12 - artimax ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/12/2014) [-]
You are also calling them a stupid, ***********, flea-ridden beast.   
   
 But sure stick to "complement"
You are also calling them a stupid, ***********, flea-ridden beast.

But sure stick to "complement"
#104 to #99 - nudybooty
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(07/12/2014) [-]
Well, someone needs to take better care of their dogs. Mine have never had fleas.

Eating **** is a weird complement as well, you are telling that person they have an iron stomach
#14 to #12 - deadadventurer
Reply +21
(07/12/2014) [-]
but saying that men **** dogs is kind of offensive.
#33 to #14 - brothergrimm ONLINE
Reply +7
(07/12/2014) [-]
Depends who you ask.....
Depends who you ask.....
#17 - themiddlegarden
Reply +61
(07/12/2014) [-]
She's right. I'm always ******* bitches.
She's right. I'm always ******* bitches.
#88 to #17 - cannibalvegan ONLINE
Reply +2
(07/12/2014) [-]
Playa.
#27 - Turtleboner
Reply +45
(07/12/2014) [-]
jokes on her, I haven't ****** a dog in days
#6 - oreomanish
Reply +37
(07/12/2014) [-]
Shes right you know, I am an other kin and just made sweet sweet love to my girlfriend Max.
#9 to #6 - othelox
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(07/12/2014) [-]
protip: it isn't 'other kin' but instead just one word 'otherkin'. hope you find this useful.
protip: it isn't 'other kin' but instead just one word 'otherkin'. hope you find this useful.
#34 to #9 - brothergrimm ONLINE
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(07/12/2014) [-]
define otherkin...........
#36 to #34 - someponynew
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(07/12/2014) [-]
People who think that they are animals trapped inside of human bodies.
Real nasty ****, thinking that people are sitting on their non-existent tails.

Mental asylum level stuff, really.
#37 to #36 - brothergrimm ONLINE
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(07/12/2014) [-]
interesting....... so wtf is the difference between otherkin and furries?
#39 to #37 - someponynew
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(07/12/2014) [-]
Furries, (in a totally general statement) are people who like anthropomorphic animals. The claim to fame of the community is the small pocket of furfags who actually want to have sex with the animals. Furries are usually people who might want to be an anthropomorphic creature, or just someone who likes the art style.

Otherkin, however, take it a step further, making themselves into the most special snowflake they can be, by pretending (and sometimes actually believing) that they are said "furry" animals, or even actual "feral" animals, inside of a human body. Basically, "Oh, I'm a fox in spirit, but god chose the wrong body." kind of **** that you see when an autistic person goes into public spaces.

Essentially, they share some traits, (anthropomorphism loving, creepiness), but otherwise, can be classified as separate entities.

Pic unrelated.
#41 to #39 - brothergrimm ONLINE
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(07/12/2014) [-]
So basically, they're ****** zoophiles.....
#42 to #41 - someponynew
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(07/12/2014) [-]
whom, the furries?
#45 to #42 - brothergrimm ONLINE
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(07/12/2014) [-]
i could classify as a basic furry dude
#47 to #45 - someponynew
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(07/12/2014) [-]
Good.
#44 to #42 - brothergrimm ONLINE
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(07/12/2014) [-]
no, the otherkin
#46 to #44 - someponynew
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(07/12/2014) [-]
Well, if we are being ABSOLUTELY specific, not really. Some might not be sexually attracted, but that's rare.
#48 to #46 - brothergrimm ONLINE
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(07/12/2014) [-]
well i meant in a general sense of course. the topic started in general, if we get specific NOW, we might as well be politicians
#51 to #50 - brothergrimm ONLINE
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(07/12/2014) [-]
i'm afraid to click it o.o
#52 to #51 - someponynew
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(07/12/2014) [-]
Excerpt from text:
Otherkin largely identify as mythical creatures,[4] with others identifying as real-life creatures or creatures from fantasy or popular culture. Examples include: angels, demons, dragons, elves, fairies, sprites, and plants.[5][6][7][8] Many otherkin believe in the existence of a multitude of parallel/alternative universes, which would explain the existence and the possibility to relate to fantastical beings and even fictional characters.[9]

It's some weird ass ****** **** bro. Holy ****.

Gonna need to bathe in holy water.
#53 to #52 - brothergrimm ONLINE
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(07/12/2014) [-]
related topics: skin-walker..... i once worked with an old apache woman who accused me of being that.....
#54 to #53 - someponynew
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(07/12/2014) [-]
In some Native American legends, a skin-walker is a person with the supernatural ability to turn into any animal he or she desires. To be able to transform, legend sometimes requires that the skin-walker wears a pelt of the animal. In most cases, this pelt is not used in modern times because it is an obvious sign of them being skin-walkers[citation needed].

She's calling you a ******* shapeshifter bro.
#55 to #54 - brothergrimm ONLINE
Reply +1
(07/12/2014) [-]
it was after she found out about my fascination with wolves.....
#56 to #55 - someponynew
Reply +1
(07/12/2014) [-]
Sorry, that's just ****** funny.   
   
"He likes wolves so he must be a shapeshifter."   
   
jesus christ.
Sorry, that's just ****** funny.

"He likes wolves so he must be a shapeshifter."

jesus christ.
#57 to #56 - brothergrimm ONLINE
Reply +1
(07/12/2014) [-]
she was also trying to convince me that i was native american and didn't know it. turned out she was right about that. i'm 1/4 blackfoot
#58 to #57 - someponynew
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(07/12/2014) [-]
1/4 blackfoot.

That's all i could think of.
#60 to #58 - brothergrimm ONLINE
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(07/12/2014) [-]
HA!
HA!
#49 to #48 - someponynew
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(07/12/2014) [-]
hah, no **** man, when you delve to far in it gets nasty.
#28 to #9 - dedj ONLINE
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(07/12/2014) [-]
She looks like she's held against her will.
#38 to #6 - jokexplain
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(07/12/2014) [-]
everyone, enlarge this sweet labrador
I love you random user for you're gift of high resolution
#7 to #6 - ronsha
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(07/12/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#67 - ohshoot
Reply +36
(07/12/2014) [-]
They're doing what to dogs?
They're doing what to dogs?
#32 - technobanana
Reply +24
(07/12/2014) [-]
Is everyone missing the fact that she said men are ******* dogs.....
#77 to #32 - anon
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(07/12/2014) [-]
You don't?
#59 to #32 - bestfoxgirl
Reply +7
(07/12/2014) [-]
Ah bestiality...
#15 - manbearbig
Reply +19
(07/12/2014) [-]
Welsh men prefer to **** sheep
#29 to #15 - thatgirlonfire
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(07/12/2014) [-]
Being Welsh I can confrim this
#22 - grimmwaters ONLINE
Reply +18
(07/12/2014) [-]
>And Women ain't any ******* better

******* thank you