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#7 - rockergamer (07/08/2014) [-]
This guy's a top tier artist.

I can imagine seeing his work in newspapers the sfw ones at least
User avatar #56 to #7 - IbeTrollinFewl (07/09/2014) [-]
he...is, he does the art for a korean newspaper
User avatar #100 to #7 - lolzordz (07/09/2014) [-]
"the sfw ones at least"

so thats about 3 of his comics
#34 to #7 - jamiemsm (07/08/2014) [-]
there has been a guy who charged women large sums of money to remove their illness by massaging them with his penis inside their vag.

User avatar #108 to #34 - raffinrox (07/09/2014) [-]
**** bitches, get money
User avatar #2 - cleanmouth (07/08/2014) [-]
Gotta love these comics.
#74 - Byte ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
Then comes the abortion.
Then comes the abortion.
#112 to #74 - youlikeme (07/09/2014) [-]
**youlikeme rolled image**
magicians, man. never trust em.
User avatar #101 to #74 - fukinitech ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
thats ******* crazy
#104 to #74 - jhugz (07/09/2014) [-]
For once, I don't want to know the sauce.
User avatar #115 to #104 - danigoro (07/09/2014) [-]
5secondfilms
not of all their videos are this messed up
you should check them
#111 to #74 - rebjar (07/09/2014) [-]
sauce?
sauce?
#37 - stevecartel (07/09/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#4 - kingdaniel ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
**kingdaniel rolls 80**
#33 to #4 - spankythekeeper (07/08/2014) [-]
**spankythekeeper rolls 52** I roll dubs like it's my job
#140 to #33 - Orc (07/15/2014) [-]
your fired.
User avatar #143 to #33 - trolololer (07/15/2014) [-]
**trolololer rolls 63** NO. It's my job. I am the tROLLololer.
#41 to #4 - fackyazombies (07/09/2014) [-]
**fackyazombies rolls 39** I've never rolled dubs
0
#147 to #4 - aussieftw has deleted their comment [-]
#5 to #4 - kingdaniel ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
#32 to #5 - anon (07/08/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 14**
User avatar #66 to #32 - wumbido (07/09/2014) [-]
**wumbido rolls 44**
#67 to #66 - wumbido (07/09/2014) [-]
woop woop, i got dubs
woop woop, i got dubs
User avatar #149 to #66 - lamballert (07/15/2014) [-]
**lamballert rolls 43** ******* dubs man!
#117 to #66 - kingdaniel ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
Out of the 46 replies your the first one to get dubs
Out of the 46 replies your the first one to get dubs
#132 to #117 - wumbido (07/09/2014) [-]
first time rolling too
first time rolling too
#133 to #132 - kingdaniel ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
you lied to m.... Oh... I'm not sure if this counts as rolling
User avatar #9 to #4 - spjlapj (07/08/2014) [-]
**spjlapj rolls 85**
User avatar #15 to #4 - richardhandler (07/08/2014) [-]
**richardhandler rolls 03**
Nothing to see here
User avatar #18 to #15 - kingdaniel ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
**kingdaniel rolls 405** half life 3 confirmed
#22 to #4 - corneliusfudge (07/08/2014) [-]
**corneliusfudge rolls 89** I'll try
User avatar #72 to #4 - darkroro (07/09/2014) [-]
**darkroro rolls 10**
User avatar #79 to #4 - SevenForOhNoe (07/09/2014) [-]
**SevenForOhNoe rolls 54**
#88 to #4 - anon (07/09/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 42**
#89 to #4 - anon (07/09/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 63**
User avatar #93 to #4 - gciochina (07/09/2014) [-]
**gciochina rolls 14**
User avatar #116 to #4 - clechyl (07/09/2014) [-]
**clechyl rolls 42** why not
#141 to #4 - Orc (07/15/2014) [-]
**Orc rolls 81**
#26 to #4 - anon (07/08/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 87** Dubs, you god damned cunts.
#27 to #26 - kingdaniel ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
**kingdaniel rolls 60**
User avatar #23 to #4 - thebellboy (07/08/2014) [-]
**thebellboy rolls 61**
User avatar #68 to #4 - derpyhuman (07/09/2014) [-]
**derpyhuman rolls 12**
User avatar #69 to #68 - derpyhuman (07/09/2014) [-]
**derpyhuman rolls 56**
#70 to #69 - derpyhuman (07/09/2014) [-]
I've seen you before...   
   
 gif has never been so unrelated
I've seen you before...

gif has never been so unrelated
User avatar #138 to #70 - ubercookieboy ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
That gif.

I cannot stop looking at it.
#19 to #4 - leafonthewind (07/08/2014) [-]
**leafonthewind rolls 81**
stand back and let a real man do it
#21 to #19 - anon (07/08/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 69** fukn roll dubs already fgts
User avatar #61 to #4 - zerith (07/09/2014) [-]
**zerith rolls 32**
User avatar #13 to #4 - zerpderp (07/08/2014) [-]
**zerpderp rolls 57** **** i can't do either
User avatar #144 to #13 - trolololer (07/15/2014) [-]
**trolololer rolls 5** minus this equals what vorarephilia got
User avatar #145 to #144 - trolololer (07/15/2014) [-]
damn was hoping for 1
User avatar #53 to #4 - notorc (07/09/2014) [-]
**notorc rolls 716**
User avatar #8 to #4 - yourfutureson (07/08/2014) [-]
**yourfutureson rolls 78** I can though
#148 to #4 - penguinraider (07/15/2014) [-]
**penguinraider rolls 64**



User avatar #43 to #4 - vorarephilia (07/09/2014) [-]
**vorarephilia rolls 59**
User avatar #44 to #43 - vorarephilia (07/09/2014) [-]
**vorarephilia rolls 56**
User avatar #45 to #44 - vorarephilia (07/09/2014) [-]
**vorarephilia rolls 56**
User avatar #46 to #45 - vorarephilia (07/09/2014) [-]
**vorarephilia rolls 56**
User avatar #47 to #46 - vorarephilia (07/09/2014) [-]
**vorarephilia rolls 56**
#48 to #47 - vorarephilia (07/09/2014) [-]
Did that really just happen to me?
User avatar #121 to #48 - benschien (07/09/2014) [-]
as a statistic student, i'm having a boner right now
User avatar #60 to #48 - zerith (07/09/2014) [-]
Is this legit?
#62 to #60 - vorarephilia (07/09/2014) [-]
Yep.    
   
I think the odds are like 100,000,000:1.   
   
 but I might be wrong. Probability was never a strong point.
Yep.

I think the odds are like 100,000,000:1.

but I might be wrong. Probability was never a strong point.
User avatar #142 to #62 - trolololer (07/15/2014) [-]
**trolololer rolls 04** today is the day that 56 became immortal on FJ
#63 to #62 - zerith (07/09/2014) [-]
**zerith rolled image** oh
#103 to #48 - hkkkkkk (07/09/2014) [-]
what the ****
User avatar #71 to #48 - darkroro (07/09/2014) [-]
dude, its like you have quads or even more
User avatar #73 to #71 - vorarephilia (07/09/2014) [-]

odds of rolling one number out of 100 possible numbers (00-99) = 1/100

so rolling it 4 times in a row would be 1/100*1/100*1/100*1/100 = 1/100,000,000

The only reason I even care about the probability is someone told me to go get struck by lightning, and what I rolled may be more rare. but I am really not sure if I did the math right.
mathexplain i need you to confirm if I wasted my luck by not buying mega million tickets.
#129 to #73 - talked (07/09/2014) [-]
That's if you're rolling for a specific number. If it's just any four double digits in a row, it's just 1/1,000,000
User avatar #77 to #73 - shadowbreech (07/09/2014) [-]
Screen grab and upload this... and you should've gone to Vegas...
#58 to #48 - sinconn (07/09/2014) [-]
**sinconn rolls 98** Can I ******* die now?
User avatar #52 to #48 - novabird ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
nice!
User avatar #105 to #47 - martiini (07/09/2014) [-]
aquaekk
#119 to #105 - aquaekk (07/09/2014) [-]
holy
mother
of god

my number
#91 to #47 - RedHulk (07/09/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled image** ....are you 			*******		 with me?
**RedHulk rolled image** ....are you ******* with me?
#139 to #44 - anon (07/15/2014) [-]
That's a great comment chain you got there.
Be a shame if something were to jump in the middle of it.
User avatar #146 to #44 - iviagic (07/15/2014) [-]
CCCCCC COMBO BREAKER!
User avatar #40 - shirtpants (07/09/2014) [-]
This is what happened to Allison Brie
#90 to #40 - atma (07/09/2014) [-]
I was hoping somebody posted that    
you didn't fail me
I was hoping somebody posted that
you didn't fail me
#57 - melolicious (07/09/2014) [-]
**melolicious rolled image** "Just realized she's been screwed..."
**melolicious rolled image** "Just realized she's been screwed..."
#64 to #57 - brokenhalf (07/09/2014) [-]
in more than one way
User avatar #80 - qnamanmanga (07/09/2014) [-]
Body shape of that girl is so . Sadly, most of plump girl doesn't look like that.
User avatar #97 to #80 - holycrapimacupcake (07/09/2014) [-]
Now I will admit, I have a fiance who has a rather similar body shape. Do you realize how great cuddling on the couch is?
User avatar #98 to #97 - qnamanmanga (07/09/2014) [-]
I can only imagine.
#6 - include (07/08/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#127 - icanhasaccount (07/09/2014) [-]
*Retracts consent*
#75 - hashtronaut (07/09/2014) [-]
i just want to know why she's got the ben franklin hair
User avatar #99 - preacherQ (07/09/2014) [-]
Heh, these are always great. Who the devil makes 'em anyway?
User avatar #16 - fjaggot (07/08/2014) [-]
jokexplain
User avatar #17 to #16 - fistfireace (07/08/2014) [-]
He tricked her into having sex for free.
#24 to #16 - anon (07/08/2014) [-]
HUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
User avatar #25 to #16 - soupkittenagain (07/08/2014) [-]
He said the sex will be free if he is unable to last 3 hours. He was unable to last 3 hours, making it free.
User avatar #110 to #16 - uchisukui (07/09/2014) [-]
Last time i asked this on this very same comic, i got ********** by a barrage of red thumbs.

I love you, FJ.
#28 to #16 - shakalakaboomboom (07/08/2014) [-]
I guess we'll never know
#29 to #16 - smuph (07/08/2014) [-]
I aint no jokexplain but here we go;
Man offers woman sex, saying that if he can't last until 3 hours there will be no charge on her part.
Woman believes because of this that she is going to recieve 3 hours worth of sex.
Man lasts 10 minutes and departs, woman suddenly realises that all he did was gain free sex due to her overthinking his conditions.
TLDR; She thinks she's getting 3 hours of sex, she gets literally screwed by a con artist.
#55 to #29 - anon (07/09/2014) [-]
oh nvm, I reread your response
#54 to #29 - anon (07/09/2014) [-]
Um no, she was focusing on the condition that she was getting something for free because of the incredulity of a 3 hour orgasm/intercourse. He won because he received something he wanted, payment for that service was a red herring.
User avatar #10 - thenightmarechild (07/08/2014) [-]
Could the guy be arrested for false advertising, or would she for soliciting a prostitute.
User avatar #11 to #10 - goldenfairy (07/08/2014) [-]
Well no money was paid and contract (spoken) wasn't broken so I see no problems.
User avatar #12 to #10 - sciencexplain (07/08/2014) [-]
No money was exchanged, so it was a mutually agreed sexual interaction and not prostitution.
#96 to #12 - bassdinosaur (07/09/2014) [-]
however a case could be argued that because the act was delivered on the premise of an exchange of money that it was technically prostitution.
#107 to #96 - shadowgandalf (07/09/2014) [-]
...You mean a date?
User avatar #109 to #96 - sciencexplain (07/09/2014) [-]
There is no argument:

RSA 645:2, I, provides: “A person
is guilty of a misdemeanor if the person: . . . (f) Pays, agrees to pay, or offers to
pay another person
to engage in sexual contact as defined in RSA 632-A:1, IV
or sexual penetration as defined in RSA 632-A:1, V, with the payor or with
another person.” RSA 632-A:1, IV defines “sexual contact” as “the intentional
touching whether directly, through clothing, or otherwise, of the victim’s or
actor’s sexual or intimate parts, including breasts and buttocks. Sexual
contact includes only that aforementioned conduct which can be reasonably
construed as being for the purpose of sexual arousal or gratification.”

You are absolutely correct and my other half made a slight blunder I'm afraid.

-B
User avatar #131 to #109 - sciencexplain (07/09/2014) [-]
Did I make a blunder? I was going on the legal ruling in the UK, which I believe is slightly different to that of the UK. Still, I don't know. I never want to study law. It's too complex.

-S
User avatar #134 to #131 - bioexplain (07/10/2014) [-]
I believe in this case it may be the same. It certainly was years ago I'm not sure if that has changed.
User avatar #135 to #134 - sciencexplain (07/10/2014) [-]
I can't be bothered to go and check...

-S
User avatar #136 to #135 - bioexplain (07/10/2014) [-]
Not that important. Not like you plan on doing such a thing. That would be devious.
User avatar #137 to #136 - sciencexplain (07/10/2014) [-]
I have morals. It's also been a tradition in our family to save ourselves until marriage, more for risk prevention and moral beliefs than a religious thing, really.

-S
#39 to #12 - nirin (07/09/2014) [-]
wait, what country do you live and why prostitution is illegal.
#42 to #39 - noschool ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
well it's illegal in America, except for some counties in Nevada.
User avatar #78 to #39 - heartlessrobot (07/09/2014) [-]
Because girls are often kidnapped and forced into prostitution.
User avatar #81 to #78 - internetexplain (07/09/2014) [-]
Not in Germany.
We have tight regulations for prostitution and pretty much everything else.
If she's not X amount of years old , can't speak proper German , has any sort of injuries , sicknesses , STDs or anything else that seems like a damage to her body / mind , she can't be a prostitute and has to pay a fine so high it'll break her neck economically or gets sentenced to life long prison if she becomes a prostitute anyway.
Such is life in Masterrace land.
#82 to #81 - heartlessrobot (07/09/2014) [-]
Welcome to germany.
User avatar #83 to #82 - internetexplain (07/09/2014) [-]
Nazi related items are illegal, the pic is probably from America.
#85 to #83 - heartlessrobot (07/09/2014) [-]
Is this more accurate?
#86 to #85 - internetexplain (07/09/2014) [-]
A lot, but still far off.
Try this:
User avatar #94 to #86 - playerdous (07/09/2014) [-]
He's playing forklift worker 2 isn't he.
User avatar #84 to #82 - internetexplain (07/09/2014) [-]
Also the vast majority of furries in germany are 4.5/10 chicks
User avatar #31 to #12 - timmywankenobi (07/08/2014) [-]
If I were a feminist man I'd call that rape.
#35 to #31 - anon (07/09/2014) [-]
the man was the prostitute, technically he was the one who was raped
User avatar #65 to #35 - timmywankenobi (07/09/2014) [-]
If I were a feminist I would point out that men can't be raped.
#49 - fuckedbyapony (07/09/2014) [-]
** ************* rolls 2** hours is what i said
#50 to #49 - fuckedbyapony (07/09/2014) [-]
** ************* rolls 45** minutes is what she got
#51 to #50 - fuckedbyapony (07/09/2014) [-]
** ************* rolls 3** dolla was exchanged
#113 to #51 - youlikeme (07/09/2014) [-]
**youlikeme rolls 2** rolls were failed
#130 to #113 - fuckedbyapony (07/09/2014) [-]
** ************* rolls 4** now
User avatar #120 - csooky (07/09/2014) [-]
Is there really any female out there who would like to have a 3 hour ******** , i mean it is toooooo long imo
User avatar #122 to #120 - reican (07/09/2014) [-]
well it IS technically possible..
User avatar #123 to #122 - reican (07/09/2014) [-]
You will sleep very well at least
User avatar #124 to #123 - csooky (07/09/2014) [-]
Or fall in a coma....
User avatar #125 to #124 - reican (07/09/2014) [-]
Sleep. Very. Well.
#118 - froglordy (07/09/2014) [-]
**froglordy rolled image** With tits like those, I doubt anyone could last 3 hours.
User avatar #126 to #118 - butterduck (07/09/2014) [-]
That roll tho.
#106 - anon (07/09/2014) [-]
I've gotta try that some time.
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