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#15 - Sworley ONLINE
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(07/02/2014) [-]
florida produces high upstanding citizens
#49 to #15 - airforceman
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(07/02/2014) [-]
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#300 to #49 - anon
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(07/03/2014) [-]
Zeus. Zeus. Zeus. Zeus. Zeus.
#65 to #15 - ggggotmethisname
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(07/02/2014) [-]
dont forget: humidity, heat, and hurricanes.
#319 to #15 - turbodoosh
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(07/03/2014) [-]
"high"
#67 to #15 - alienwhale
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(07/02/2014) [-]
#206 to #15 - ibowtobacon ONLINE
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(07/03/2014) [-]
Mfw i moved 3 months ago from Florida to Oregon, **** that state.
Mfw i moved 3 months ago from Florida to Oregon, **** that state.
#341 to #206 - SoundWave
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(07/03/2014) [-]
why
#74 to #15 - heathcliff
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(07/03/2014) [-]
Behold, the booty warrior's grandson
Behold, the booty warrior's grandson Lock-Up_ RAW Booty Warrior FLEECE JOHNSON.FLV
#89 to #15 - tiddycats
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(07/03/2014) [-]
Indeed
#43 to #15 - leafonthewind
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(07/02/2014) [-]
booty had me like
#24 to #15 - skullnigga
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(07/02/2014) [-]
#122 to #24 - zacoren
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(07/03/2014) [-]
#30 - LocoJoe
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(07/02/2014) [-]
Texas mentioned, swell with firearms, Mexicans, and oil!
#209 to #30 - ironsoul
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(07/03/2014) [-]
having been to texas...
#289 to #30 - gameless
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(07/03/2014) [-]
Anyone?
#119 to #30 - deadmansdope
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(07/03/2014) [-]
"I will stab you with bullets!"
-Texas
#276 to #30 - legendofbearo
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(07/03/2014) [-]
#126 to #30 - munchyman ONLINE
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(07/03/2014) [-]
Texas master race reporting in, cap'n.
#153 to #126 - omegadynasty ONLINE
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(07/03/2014) [-]
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#305 to #153 - youjustlossthegame
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(07/03/2014) [-]
Ahhhh sheet it's Texas time.
#1 - jacksipian
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(07/02/2014) [-]
Rhode island makes.... good jokes about how small it is..
#33 to #1 - anon
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(07/02/2014) [-]
Probably still bigger than a lot of European countries.
#37 to #1 - huntronicles
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(07/02/2014) [-]
all rhode island has is coffee milk and bad accents
#38 to #37 - jacksipian
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(07/02/2014) [-]
and bubblers, don't forget the bubblers.
#39 to #38 - huntronicles
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(07/02/2014) [-]
i didn't even know that was weird to say until last year when I visited my friend in the south and he had no idea what the **** a bubbler was haha
#44 to #39 - jacksipian
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(07/02/2014) [-]
haha i know right? i was in Kansas City last week with some friends and we kept asking people about coffee milk and bubblers to mess with people lol so I'm guessing you're rhode island too?
#46 to #44 - huntronicles
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(07/02/2014) [-]
yeah, live in warwick
#47 to #46 - jacksipian
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(07/02/2014) [-]
****, me too. right next to winslow.
#48 to #47 - huntronicles
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(07/02/2014) [-]
no **** haha, not many rhode islanders on fj so its nice to meet others
#50 to #48 - jacksipian
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(07/02/2014) [-]
i know right? but it's tough considering that about half the population is on this thread right now lol
#51 to #50 - huntronicles
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(07/02/2014) [-]
Yeah haha, every time we're mentioned a few come out

I live off post road btw
#52 to #51 - jacksipian
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(07/02/2014) [-]
really? where? if you don't mind me asking.
#53 to #52 - huntronicles
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(07/02/2014) [-]
Pretty close to the Pawtuxet river, my house is probably a mile or two away
#55 to #53 - jacksipian
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(07/02/2014) [-]
it's funny, that's a city over but it's only like 10 minutes away lol
#73 to #1 - anon
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(07/03/2014) [-]
Rhode Island mentioned, swell with coffee milk and living 15 minutes from the next state
#2 to #1 - nibbero
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(07/02/2014) [-]
Rhode island makes a very small input.
come on, man.
#3 to #2 - jacksipian
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(07/02/2014) [-]
you drop a crumb on a map and it's gone. our biggest input is warning you away from it.
#124 to #1 - ninegagnazi
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(07/03/2014) [-]
And chowder.
#130 to #1 - qwarthos
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(07/03/2014) [-]
Yay! I live there
#228 to #130 - jacksipian
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(07/03/2014) [-]
I know right? ugh, it makes spontaneous FJ meetups so difficult!

i can't reply to your latest comment anymore, so I'm commenting here.
#234 to #228 - qwarthos
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(07/03/2014) [-]
well im done for tonight
#345 to #234 - jacksipian
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(07/03/2014) [-]
can you bring a camera? if i go to get mine, i won't be able to leave
#344 to #234 - jacksipian
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(07/03/2014) [-]
ok, T minus 1 hour 34 minutes until meetup.
#233 to #228 - qwarthos
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#138 to #130 - jacksipian
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(07/03/2014) [-]
really? yay! we have half the population on this thread!
#141 to #138 - qwarthos
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(07/03/2014) [-]
Yep, Coventry
#142 to #141 - jacksipian
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(07/03/2014) [-]
cool, I'm in Coventry right now, right down the street from the big shopping centre with the walmart, home depot, and Bjs and stuff.
#143 to #142 - qwarthos
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(07/03/2014) [-]
I work right there! You following me around or something?
#145 to #143 - jacksipian
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(07/03/2014) [-]
****! HE'S ONTO ME!!

where do you work? there's like 500 stores over there.

If you don't mind me asking, that is. i understand if you would prefer to not reveal that to me.
#148 to #145 - qwarthos
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(07/03/2014) [-]
Walmart, I sell cell phones
#150 to #148 - jacksipian
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(07/03/2014) [-]
really? when do you work, i'll come say hi!
#151 to #150 - qwarthos
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(07/03/2014) [-]
Most days 12 to 9, and that'd be cool, its the most boring part of the store usually, i recommend it if you want to spend all day on your phone
#152 to #151 - jacksipian
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(07/03/2014) [-]
alright, cool, I'm gonna go there tomorrow and it's gonna be awkward because I'm not gonna know what to say.
#170 to #152 - qwarthos
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(07/03/2014) [-]
Well I won't be working, I do have to go there anyway, what time would you be going? Also I'm fine with a timestamp and posting it, thatd be pretty cool
#200 to #170 - jacksipian
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(07/03/2014) [-]
I just remembered, TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY!!!
#203 to #200 - qwarthos
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(07/03/2014) [-]
How'd you forget? Lol Happy birthday man!
#204 to #203 - jacksipian
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(07/03/2014) [-]
i never really celebrate my birthday so i forgot lol. so when are we going to Walmart?
#207 to #204 - qwarthos
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(07/03/2014) [-]
Good a reason as any and around noon im ready anytime
#208 to #207 - jacksipian
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(07/03/2014) [-]
alright! noonish, where are we meeting up, and who's bringing the timestamp?
#217 to #208 - qwarthos
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(07/03/2014) [-]
On top of the flagpole i think, and I can do the timestamp
#218 to #217 - jacksipian
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(07/03/2014) [-]
that'll be a tough climb to do while also taking a picture for FJ. and ok, I'll bring the camera.
#220 to #218 - qwarthos
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(07/03/2014) [-]
We can make it work!
#223 to #220 - jacksipian
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(07/03/2014) [-]
if you say so, i was thinking toward the sporting section or something, but flagpole works too i guess, now we need to see if the other rhode islander can come too!
#212 to #208 - jacksipian
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(07/03/2014) [-]
huntronicles do you want to be in this too?
#346 to #212 - huntronicles
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(07/03/2014) [-]
i would but my brother's sick got to take him to doctors today
#347 to #346 - jacksipian
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(07/03/2014) [-]
fj meetup at the hospital!
#224 to #212 - qwarthos
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(07/03/2014) [-]
Actually Sporting goods sounds good, and indeed, all ri funnyjunkers welcome flash mob time
#225 to #224 - jacksipian
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(07/03/2014) [-]
i wish i had FJ apparel to wear so you could identify me.
#226 to #225 - qwarthos
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(07/03/2014) [-]
admin is gonna have to get on that, how are we suppose to meet complete strangers these days
#172 to #170 - jacksipian
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(07/03/2014) [-]
oh, i don't care when i go then, i was gonna pop up and bug you at work.
#159 to #152 - flambenobunaga
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(07/03/2014) [-]
Post pics.
#165 to #159 - jacksipian
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(07/03/2014) [-]
it's up to qwarthos if he wants a timestamp'd FJ meetup.
#169 to #152 - anon
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(07/03/2014) [-]
Isn't it obvious? You both take a picture with a timestamp and a sharpie in your poopers.
Post results.
#128 to #1 - becauseoprahsaidso
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(07/03/2014) [-]
In completely related news, I have found a new nickname for my penis.
#199 to #1 - shitforluck
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(07/03/2014) [-]
There is a Farm in Texas larger than Rhode Island
#61 - nerdforlife
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(07/02/2014) [-]
Mississippi makes everyone else look good in comparison.
#221 to #61 - dasbrot ONLINE
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(07/03/2014) [-]
* New Jersey
#97 to #61 - sockprague
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(07/03/2014) [-]
In South Carolina there was a vote to change state motto, the most popular one was "Thank God for Mississippi!" SC is 49th in everything, Miss is 50th.
#158 to #61 - BeaverBalls
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(07/03/2014) [-]
Mississippi mentioned, swell with racism and fried foods
#60 - amegapenguin
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#70 - RagingNinja
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(07/02/2014) [-]
Why must D.C. use the same name as the GLORIOUS state of Washington which does not produce anything bad
#77 to #70 - sabcy
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(07/03/2014) [-]
what about bottled water?
#95 to #70 - facepalmftw
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(07/03/2014) [-]
Hippies are bad.
#125 to #70 - ninegagnazi
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#270 to #70 - thatginger
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(07/03/2014) [-]
Hipsters.
#277 to #270 - swagbot
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(07/03/2014) [-]
That'd Be L.A. or Portland, Buddy.

Don't Diss the 206.
#349 to #277 - thatginger
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(07/03/2014) [-]
425 right here. I don't travel often. I just know when i go into the city, there's **** loads of hipsters. Guess I don't really have another place to judge the amount off of.
425 is a Washington (state) area code
#272 to #70 - anon
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(07/03/2014) [-]
Washington makes airplanes

<-----Boeing Everett Factory
#312 to #70 - tantcancer
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(07/03/2014) [-]
a generation of amazing and influential music
<------my favorite grunge band. 23 yrs strong
#306 to #70 - dmoneys
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(07/03/2014) [-]
$15 self righteous minimum wage
#81 to #70 - friedgreenpomatoes
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(07/03/2014) [-]
washington makes volcanoes
and serial killers
#279 to #70 - twilightdusk
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(07/03/2014) [-]
Don't play dumb, we know you're where Twilight came from.
#288 to #279 - anon
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#110 to #70 - meierme
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(07/03/2014) [-]
i know right, every time some one says Washington i always have to double check it isn't my state. we hardly ever pass ******** laws.
#121 to #70 - commontroll
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(07/03/2014) [-]
You guys make a lot of hippies.
#71 to #70 - RagingNinja
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(07/02/2014) [-]
maybe except serial killers
#36 - smashingtonic
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(07/02/2014) [-]
California makes liberals
#252 to #36 - thebaseballexpert
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(07/03/2014) [-]
...and?

Is liberal some kind of bad buzzword now just like how communist was in the 60's?
#283 to #252 - lonelybaloney
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(07/03/2014) [-]
Yes, it's a buzzword for a good reason.

Leftists in certain places (i.e. California) are standing behind the name "Liberal", but having little to no association to Libertarian values.
Essentially they're standing behind the true values of less government, but supporting more socialist agendas, which eventually expands government influence.

In most places where the term is a buzzword, 'Liberals' are actually authoritarian leftists.
#63 to #36 - shiiiiiiiiiiii ONLINE
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(07/02/2014) [-]
Liberals make technology
#105 to #63 - RiflemanFunny
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(07/03/2014) [-]
Common liberals own Apple products and don't know **** about how they work. People that don't give a **** about politics make technology.
#311 to #105 - anon
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(07/03/2014) [-]
To be honest that sounds like both sides of the political spectrum.
#113 to #63 - LTB
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(07/03/2014) [-]
Then they ban the technology
#98 to #63 - preacherQ ONLINE
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(07/03/2014) [-]
Wut?
#286 to #63 - anon
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(07/03/2014) [-]
Liberals make **********, not technology.
#107 - Hhman
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(07/03/2014) [-]
Iowa mentioned, urge to shuck corn intensifies. Pic related, only famous art from Iowa
#176 to #107 - gamechap
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(07/03/2014) [-]
Ahh american gothic, all my elementary school art teachers talked about because Iowa
Ahh american gothic, all my elementary school art teachers talked about because Iowa
#301 to #107 - broswagonist ONLINE
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(07/03/2014) [-]
From thumbnail to bigger than it should ever be required.
#117 - sinconn
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(07/03/2014) [-]
Great. Another Libertarian POST.   
   
If you hate the government, why don't you overthrow it.. OH WAIT. YOU CAN'T.   
   
Libertarians are the biggest whiners on the planet, and the only reason why they're pissed all the time is because their racist backers (Tea Party, KKK, Stormfront) don't like the fact that there are different people in the congress, and the fact there is a black president.   
   
The funniest thing is the next president is going to be a woman, and all we can do is laugh at how pathetic you neckbeards are.
Great. Another Libertarian POST.

If you hate the government, why don't you overthrow it.. OH WAIT. YOU CAN'T.

Libertarians are the biggest whiners on the planet, and the only reason why they're pissed all the time is because their racist backers (Tea Party, KKK, Stormfront) don't like the fact that there are different people in the congress, and the fact there is a black president.

The funniest thing is the next president is going to be a woman, and all we can do is laugh at how pathetic you neckbeards are.
#180 to #117 - anon
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(07/03/2014) [-]
for some reason your gif broke for me so it's just Gordan Ramsey sort of dancing and throwing his fist up untz untz untz
#336 to #117 - shabadaka
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(07/03/2014) [-]
It seems that you're enjoying your lead paint milkshake
#133 to #117 - chuckbillrow
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(07/03/2014) [-]
i threw together a simple political compass for you because you seem to know the words but not what they mean
#278 to #133 - norkas
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(07/03/2014) [-]
Now I finally understand American politics!
#352 to #278 - thelastamerican
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(07/04/2014) [-]
This is actually a really good representation.
#291 to #117 - earloflemondgrab
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(07/03/2014) [-]
You're not being the person Ron Paul would like you to be.
#249 to #117 - GRANTTOZER
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(07/03/2014) [-]
A little part of me dies when I see a comment like this and then the person is like lvl200+. Why couldn't you just have been a troll man? ******* mfw
#302 to #249 - tehlulzbringer
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(07/03/2014) [-]
sinconn is a troll
#353 to #249 - thelastamerican
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(07/04/2014) [-]
You're face is ******* creepy when this dude posts.
#140 to #117 - thelastamerican
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(07/03/2014) [-]
Wow. Nice argument there. Play the race card, and every other one you can pull out of the deck. You should write speeches for a living.
#285 to #140 - anon
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(07/03/2014) [-]
name one libertarian government that produces more power,money and influence than the republic of the united states
#235 - curlyhairedgoddess
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(07/03/2014) [-]
TEXAS