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#15 - Sworley (07/02/2014) [-]
florida produces high upstanding citizens
#300 to #49 - anon (07/03/2014) [-]
Zeus. Zeus. Zeus. Zeus. Zeus.
User avatar #65 to #15 - ggggotmethisname (07/02/2014) [-]
dont forget: humidity, heat, and hurricanes.
User avatar #319 to #15 - turbodoosh ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
"high"
#206 to #15 - ibowtobacon (07/03/2014) [-]
Mfw i moved 3 months ago from Florida to Oregon, 			****		 that state.
Mfw i moved 3 months ago from Florida to Oregon, **** that state.
#341 to #206 - SoundWave (07/03/2014) [-]
why
#74 to #15 - heathcliff (07/03/2014) [-]
Behold, the booty warrior's grandson
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#43 to #15 - leafonthewind (07/02/2014) [-]
booty had me like
#61 - nerdforlife (07/02/2014) [-]
Mississippi makes everyone else look good in comparison.
User avatar #221 to #61 - dasbrot (07/03/2014) [-]
* New Jersey
User avatar #97 to #61 - sockprague (07/03/2014) [-]
In South Carolina there was a vote to change state motto, the most popular one was "Thank God for Mississippi!" SC is 49th in everything, Miss is 50th.
User avatar #158 to #61 - BeaverBalls (07/03/2014) [-]
Mississippi mentioned, swell with racism and fried foods
#30 - LocoJoe (07/02/2014) [-]
Texas mentioned, swell with firearms, Mexicans, and oil!
#209 to #30 - ironsoul (07/03/2014) [-]
having been to texas...
User avatar #119 to #30 - deadmansdope ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
"I will stab you with bullets!"
-Texas
#126 to #30 - munchyman (07/03/2014) [-]
Texas master race reporting in, cap'n.
#305 to #153 - youjustlossthegame (07/03/2014) [-]
Ahhhh sheet it's Texas time.
#1 - jacksipian (07/02/2014) [-]
Rhode island makes.... good jokes about how small it is..
#33 to #1 - anon (07/02/2014) [-]
Probably still bigger than a lot of European countries.
User avatar #37 to #1 - huntronicles (07/02/2014) [-]
all rhode island has is coffee milk and bad accents
#38 to #37 - jacksipian (07/02/2014) [-]
and bubblers, don't forget the bubblers.
User avatar #39 to #38 - huntronicles (07/02/2014) [-]
i didn't even know that was weird to say until last year when I visited my friend in the south and he had no idea what the **** a bubbler was haha
User avatar #44 to #39 - jacksipian (07/02/2014) [-]
haha i know right? i was in Kansas City last week with some friends and we kept asking people about coffee milk and bubblers to mess with people lol so I'm guessing you're rhode island too?
User avatar #46 to #44 - huntronicles (07/02/2014) [-]
yeah, live in warwick
User avatar #47 to #46 - jacksipian (07/02/2014) [-]
**** , me too. right next to winslow.
User avatar #48 to #47 - huntronicles (07/02/2014) [-]
no **** haha, not many rhode islanders on fj so its nice to meet others
User avatar #50 to #48 - jacksipian (07/02/2014) [-]
i know right? but it's tough considering that about half the population is on this thread right now lol
User avatar #51 to #50 - huntronicles (07/02/2014) [-]
Yeah haha, every time we're mentioned a few come out

I live off post road btw
User avatar #52 to #51 - jacksipian (07/02/2014) [-]
really? where? if you don't mind me asking.
User avatar #53 to #52 - huntronicles (07/02/2014) [-]
Pretty close to the Pawtuxet river, my house is probably a mile or two away
User avatar #55 to #53 - jacksipian (07/02/2014) [-]
it's funny, that's a city over but it's only like 10 minutes away lol
User avatar #2 to #1 - nibbero (07/02/2014) [-]
Rhode island makes a very small input.
come on, man.
User avatar #3 to #2 - jacksipian (07/02/2014) [-]
you drop a crumb on a map and it's gone. our biggest input is warning you away from it.
User avatar #124 to #1 - ninegagnazi (07/03/2014) [-]
And chowder.
User avatar #130 to #1 - qwarthos (07/03/2014) [-]
Yay! I live there
User avatar #228 to #130 - jacksipian (07/03/2014) [-]
I know right? ugh, it makes spontaneous FJ meetups so difficult!

i can't reply to your latest comment anymore, so I'm commenting here.
User avatar #234 to #228 - qwarthos (07/03/2014) [-]
well im done for tonight
User avatar #345 to #234 - jacksipian (07/03/2014) [-]
can you bring a camera? if i go to get mine, i won't be able to leave
User avatar #344 to #234 - jacksipian (07/03/2014) [-]
ok, T minus 1 hour 34 minutes until meetup.
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User avatar #138 to #130 - jacksipian (07/03/2014) [-]
really? yay! we have half the population on this thread!
User avatar #141 to #138 - qwarthos (07/03/2014) [-]
Yep, Coventry
User avatar #142 to #141 - jacksipian (07/03/2014) [-]
cool, I'm in Coventry right now, right down the street from the big shopping centre with the walmart, home depot, and Bjs and stuff.
User avatar #143 to #142 - qwarthos (07/03/2014) [-]
I work right there! You following me around or something?
#145 to #143 - jacksipian (07/03/2014) [-]
**** ! HE'S ONTO ME!!

where do you work? there's like 500 stores over there.

If you don't mind me asking, that is. i understand if you would prefer to not reveal that to me.
User avatar #148 to #145 - qwarthos (07/03/2014) [-]
Walmart, I sell cell phones
User avatar #150 to #148 - jacksipian (07/03/2014) [-]
really? when do you work, i'll come say hi!
User avatar #151 to #150 - qwarthos (07/03/2014) [-]
Most days 12 to 9, and that'd be cool, its the most boring part of the store usually, i recommend it if you want to spend all day on your phone
User avatar #152 to #151 - jacksipian (07/03/2014) [-]
alright, cool, I'm gonna go there tomorrow and it's gonna be awkward because I'm not gonna know what to say.
#169 to #152 - anon (07/03/2014) [-]
Isn't it obvious? You both take a picture with a timestamp and a sharpie in your poopers.
Post results.
User avatar #170 to #152 - qwarthos (07/03/2014) [-]
Well I won't be working, I do have to go there anyway, what time would you be going? Also I'm fine with a timestamp and posting it, thatd be pretty cool
User avatar #200 to #170 - jacksipian (07/03/2014) [-]
I just remembered, TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY!!!
User avatar #203 to #200 - qwarthos (07/03/2014) [-]
How'd you forget? Lol Happy birthday man!
User avatar #204 to #203 - jacksipian (07/03/2014) [-]
i never really celebrate my birthday so i forgot lol. so when are we going to Walmart?
User avatar #207 to #204 - qwarthos (07/03/2014) [-]
Good a reason as any and around noon im ready anytime
User avatar #208 to #207 - jacksipian (07/03/2014) [-]
alright! noonish, where are we meeting up, and who's bringing the timestamp?
User avatar #217 to #208 - qwarthos (07/03/2014) [-]
On top of the flagpole i think, and I can do the timestamp
User avatar #218 to #217 - jacksipian (07/03/2014) [-]
that'll be a tough climb to do while also taking a picture for FJ. and ok, I'll bring the camera.
User avatar #220 to #218 - qwarthos (07/03/2014) [-]
We can make it work!
User avatar #223 to #220 - jacksipian (07/03/2014) [-]
if you say so, i was thinking toward the sporting section or something, but flagpole works too i guess, now we need to see if the other rhode islander can come too!
User avatar #212 to #208 - jacksipian (07/03/2014) [-]
huntronicles do you want to be in this too?
User avatar #346 to #212 - huntronicles (07/03/2014) [-]
i would but my brother's sick got to take him to doctors today
User avatar #347 to #346 - jacksipian (07/03/2014) [-]
fj meetup at the hospital!
User avatar #224 to #212 - qwarthos (07/03/2014) [-]
Actually Sporting goods sounds good, and indeed, all ri funnyjunkers welcome flash mob time
User avatar #225 to #224 - jacksipian (07/03/2014) [-]
i wish i had FJ apparel to wear so you could identify me.
User avatar #226 to #225 - qwarthos (07/03/2014) [-]
admin is gonna have to get on that, how are we suppose to meet complete strangers these days
User avatar #172 to #170 - jacksipian (07/03/2014) [-]
oh, i don't care when i go then, i was gonna pop up and bug you at work.
User avatar #159 to #152 - flambenobunaga (07/03/2014) [-]
Post pics.
User avatar #165 to #159 - jacksipian (07/03/2014) [-]
it's up to qwarthos if he wants a timestamp'd FJ meetup.
User avatar #128 to #1 - becauseoprahsaidso (07/03/2014) [-]
In completely related news, I have found a new nickname for my penis.
#199 to #1 - shitforluck (07/03/2014) [-]
There is a Farm in Texas larger than Rhode Island
#73 to #1 - anon (07/03/2014) [-]
Rhode Island mentioned, swell with coffee milk and living 15 minutes from the next state
#107 - Hhman (07/03/2014) [-]
Iowa mentioned, urge to shuck corn intensifies. Pic related, only famous art from Iowa
#176 to #107 - gamechap (07/03/2014) [-]
Ahh american gothic, all my elementary school art teachers talked about because Iowa
Ahh american gothic, all my elementary school art teachers talked about because Iowa
#301 to #107 - broswagonist ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
From thumbnail to bigger than it should ever be required.
#70 - RagingNinja (07/02/2014) [-]
Why must D.C. use the same name as the GLORIOUS state of Washington which does not produce anything bad
User avatar #77 to #70 - sabcy (07/03/2014) [-]
what about bottled water?
#95 to #70 - facepalmftw (07/03/2014) [-]
Hippies are bad.
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#270 to #70 - thatginger (07/03/2014) [-]
Hipsters.
#277 to #270 - swagbot (07/03/2014) [-]
That'd Be L.A. or Portland, Buddy.

Don't Diss the 206.
#349 to #277 - thatginger (07/03/2014) [-]
425 right here. I don't travel often. I just know when i go into the city, there's **** loads of hipsters. Guess I don't really have another place to judge the amount off of.
425 is a Washington (state) area code
#312 to #70 - tantcancer (07/03/2014) [-]
a generation of amazing and influential music
<------my favorite grunge band. 23 yrs strong
#272 to #70 - anon (07/03/2014) [-]
Washington makes airplanes

<-----Boeing Everett Factory
User avatar #306 to #70 - dmoneys (07/03/2014) [-]
$15 self righteous minimum wage
User avatar #81 to #70 - friedgreenpomatoes (07/03/2014) [-]
washington makes volcanoes
and serial killers
#279 to #70 - twilightdusk ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
Don't play dumb, we know you're where Twilight came from.
#288 to #279 - anon (07/03/2014) [-]
User avatar #110 to #70 - meierme (07/03/2014) [-]
i know right, every time some one says Washington i always have to double check it isn't my state. we hardly ever pass ******** laws.
User avatar #121 to #70 - commontroll (07/03/2014) [-]
You guys make a lot of hippies.
#71 to #70 - RagingNinja (07/02/2014) [-]
maybe except serial killers
#262 - ihatem (07/03/2014) [-]
Then there's ******* Delaware. What do they do? They give us an excuse to have an even 50 stars on the flag.
User avatar #273 to #262 - chewiewhatawookie ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
The ****** Delaware?
#298 to #262 - roflcopterbimbo (07/03/2014) [-]
I am pretty stoned right now and i laughed so hard when i read that i woke up my roommate good job top KEK
I am pretty stoned right now and i laughed so hard when i read that i woke up my roommate good job top KEK
#269 to #262 - garymuthafuknoak (07/03/2014) [-]
Ive never heard of Delaware until now
#155 - secretautobot (07/03/2014) [-]
and Arkansas akes meth
User avatar #161 to #155 - playerdous (07/03/2014) [-]
They used to promote Arkansas as a retirement state, there's nothing but duck hunting there.
User avatar #162 to #161 - secretautobot (07/03/2014) [-]
do you live in Arkansas too?
User avatar #166 to #162 - playerdous (07/03/2014) [-]
No but when I did state research I found nothing going on in Arkansas.
User avatar #167 to #166 - secretautobot (07/03/2014) [-]
yeah i live here and its pretty ******* boring
User avatar #171 to #167 - playerdous (07/03/2014) [-]
Well I like forest and mountains since there aren't any near me, but I could imagine getting tired of that. At least you have internet.
#292 to #171 - shrug (07/03/2014) [-]
Pssh, if you live in east Arkansas, there's no hills and few trees. There is, however, an abundance of meth, rice, and mosquitoes.
User avatar #293 to #292 - playerdous (07/03/2014) [-]
Sounds like Florida
but with oranges not rice
And ecstasy not meth
#295 to #293 - shrug (07/03/2014) [-]
Oranges and ecstasy. Florida sounds like a party.
User avatar #296 to #295 - playerdous (07/03/2014) [-]
Everythings sticky. but yeah its an alright state. Every state seems to have a trade off.
#297 to #296 - shrug (07/03/2014) [-]
You're certainly right about that.
User avatar #202 to #171 - meganinja (07/03/2014) [-]
There's better places to go for mountains and forests.
User avatar #173 to #171 - secretautobot (07/03/2014) [-]
yeah, also there's a ******* of rednecks here
User avatar #177 to #173 - playerdous (07/03/2014) [-]
Every farm region has rednecks, my dad's from Ohio and it took me years to realize he was a redneck.
User avatar #343 to #155 - hanabro (07/03/2014) [-]
To be fair, Iowa makes almost as much meth as it makes corn.
#230 - cantfindausername (07/03/2014) [-]
It bothers me people refer to Washington DC as just Washington. It confuses me sometimes because I used to live in Washington... the state. DC flows better for me and gets rid of the confusion.
User avatar #238 to #230 - WhitePimp (07/03/2014) [-]
when is Washington state ever relative
User avatar #254 to #238 - givememoarpony (07/03/2014) [-]
*relevant

And Washington has Microsoft and Starbucks.
User avatar #36 - smashingtonic (07/02/2014) [-]
California makes liberals
User avatar #252 to #36 - thebaseballexpert (07/03/2014) [-]
...and?

Is liberal some kind of bad buzzword now just like how communist was in the 60's?
User avatar #283 to #252 - lonelybaloney (07/03/2014) [-]
Yes, it's a buzzword for a good reason.

Leftists in certain places (i.e. California) are standing behind the name "Liberal", but having little to no association to Libertarian values.
Essentially they're standing behind the true values of less government, but supporting more socialist agendas, which eventually expands government influence.

In most places where the term is a buzzword, 'Liberals' are actually authoritarian leftists.
User avatar #63 to #36 - shiiiiiiiiiiii (07/02/2014) [-]
Liberals make technology
User avatar #113 to #63 - LTB (07/03/2014) [-]
Then they ban the technology
#105 to #63 - RiflemanFunny ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
Common liberals own Apple products and don't know **** about how they work. People that don't give a **** about politics make technology.
#311 to #105 - anon (07/03/2014) [-]
To be honest that sounds like both sides of the political spectrum.
User avatar #98 to #63 - preacherQ (07/03/2014) [-]
Wut?
#286 to #63 - anon (07/03/2014) [-]
Liberals make ********** , not technology.
User avatar #8 - pirateplank (07/02/2014) [-]
Maine makes... Lobster.
User avatar #102 to #8 - pokemonstheshiz (07/03/2014) [-]
and Stephen King
#9 - applescryatnight (07/02/2014) [-]
new york makes good bagels and pizza.
but **** all the hipsters here.
#232 - flomosho (07/03/2014) [-]
Iowa mentioned   
   
Swells with corn and soybean
Iowa mentioned

Swells with corn and soybean
User avatar #307 - efdinthea (07/03/2014) [-]
Its like having to babysit 300 million of the most whiny and stubborn kids on the planet
#304 - planedisaster (07/03/2014) [-]
Thanks,Obama!
User avatar #271 - redstonealchemist (07/03/2014) [-]
what's the opposite of progress?
congress.
User avatar #94 - oosime (07/03/2014) [-]
i dont know what pennsylvania makes, but im sure its nothing noteworthy.
User avatar #100 to #94 - samlander (07/03/2014) [-]
Hershey chocolate. They make Hershey chocolate.
#101 to #100 - oosime (07/03/2014) [-]
oh, well thats pretty good i guess. *swells with hershey chocolate*
User avatar #103 to #101 - samlander (07/03/2014) [-]
have you never heard of Hershey, Pennsylvania? The whole place was made for the production of chocolate.
User avatar #134 to #103 - oosime (07/03/2014) [-]
ive been there many times. its not far from where i live. i guess i just forgot about it.
User avatar #160 to #94 - zackenia (07/03/2014) [-]
cheesesteaks. Glorious, glorious cheesesteaks.
User avatar #250 to #94 - hewhoepicfails (07/03/2014) [-]
We apparently make more pretzels, mushrooms, and potato chips than any other state, so I guess that can work.
User avatar #108 to #94 - theaveragejoe (07/03/2014) [-]
They used to make a bunch of steel. During WWII they created enough steel to create 1/3 of the battleships that were in production
#136 to #108 - oosime (07/03/2014) [-]
*swells with battleships?*
User avatar #66 - gusherdeep (07/02/2014) [-]
...And Colorado makes weed!
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