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#1 - Rascal (07/02/2014) [+] (3 replies)
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“We want not so much a Father but a grandfather in heaven, a God who said of anything we happened to like doing, ‘What does it matter so long as they are contented?”
C. S. Lewis
#4 - diedede (07/02/2014) [-]
Because God
User avatar #13 to #4 - hellomynameisbill (07/03/2014) [-]
the supercomputer is literature
#26 to #4 - norkas (07/03/2014) [-]
>alpha as 			****		   
>omega as 			****
>alpha as ****
>omega as ****
User avatar #18 to #4 - ugoboom ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
He's referencing The Last Question by Isaac Asimov in the last few lines
Read it, it's worth it
www.multivax.com/last_question.html
User avatar #33 to #18 - hungwellhamburger (07/03/2014) [-]
This is beautiful...
User avatar #29 to #18 - randomnab (07/03/2014) [-]
Just finished reading it

10/10

thanks for posting this beautiful work of genius
User avatar #39 to #18 - perform (07/03/2014) [-]
Brilliant.
#6 - include (07/02/2014) [-]
#22 to #6 - Rascal (07/03/2014) [-]
their mouths are ready?.
#14 - zoologyexplain (07/03/2014) [-]
My wife is like a god - she doesn't exist.
#23 to #14 - Rascal (07/03/2014) [-]
And you are complaing under this meme?. Be happy.
#19 to #14 - Rascal (07/03/2014) [-]
I can see why you have no wife now.
How's your fedora fit?
User avatar #21 to #19 - kaitora (07/03/2014) [-]
Beating a dead horse much?
User avatar #41 to #21 - tehlulzbringer (07/03/2014) [-]
anon or zoologyexplain?
User avatar #54 to #41 - kaitora (07/03/2014) [-]
Isn't it obvious?
User avatar #28 to #14 - garymotherfingoak (07/03/2014) [-]
inb4 m'lady
#17 - grimmwaters ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
Sounds just like owning a pet cat.
#12 - tiredofthis (07/03/2014) [-]
I enjoyed this
I enjoyed this
#5 - Sworley (07/02/2014) [-]
at least she says your name when youre doing to do
at least she says your name when youre doing to do
#32 - froglordy (07/03/2014) [-]
**froglordy rolled image** Senpai Notice me!
User avatar #11 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
Damn oppressive men thinking their wives should pay attention to them when they are not being raped.
User avatar #3 - bestfoxgirl (07/02/2014) [-]
Bad usage of a meme alert
User avatar #31 to #3 - kirkbot (07/03/2014) [-]
explicitly stating your gender in your username for no reason whatsoever... alert
User avatar #49 to #31 - bestfoxgirl (07/03/2014) [-]
Seriously dude?

You had nothing else to pick on than gender?
#50 to #49 - kirkbot (07/03/2014) [-]
no because that's the only thing you're shoving in everyone's face. Instead of actually providing interesting discussion materials, you demand attention, simply for being female. Well guess what: that might work in real life, because of tits, but not on the internet   
go die in a foyer
no because that's the only thing you're shoving in everyone's face. Instead of actually providing interesting discussion materials, you demand attention, simply for being female. Well guess what: that might work in real life, because of tits, but not on the internet
go die in a foyer
User avatar #51 to #50 - bestfoxgirl (07/03/2014) [-]
Having a username is 'shoving it in everyone's face? You're not serious, are you kid?

ps judging by your logic, you're shoving ponies in everyone's face.

'Instead of actually providing interesting discussion materials' yeah because these two totally exclude each other.

please try to think before opening your mouth
#52 to #51 - kirkbot (07/03/2014) [-]
I answer all 4 of these lines with a yes
User avatar #53 to #52 - bestfoxgirl (07/03/2014) [-]
Oh pls no rage.

ps. you are one of the lamest troll attempts I've seen. Good job, you haven't managed to do what average kids can.

(you don't have anything against it if more people see this "intellectual eruption" of yours, eh? ^^)
#9 to #3 - Rascal (07/03/2014) [-]
Bad use of English alert.
User avatar #44 to #9 - bestfoxgirl (07/03/2014) [-]
lol
#7 to #3 - Rascal (07/02/2014) [-]
lol i also am a fan of the epic may may faces xdxXD
#8 to #3 - Rascal (07/02/2014) [-]
Idd.
#10 - WrightVGC (07/03/2014) [-]
**WrightVGC rolled image** I can't help but wonder what kind of God, does she sacrifice a virgin to you if she wants a necklace?
User avatar #15 to #10 - imagnetsux ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
he's zeus, she does freaky **** with him, then she just goes shopping because he's too drunk to care.
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#34 - ideae (07/03/2014) [-]
lol. as if any of u austists here in fannyjonk actually have a life, let a lone a wife. you don't even have the #swag to get a girl, and you want me to believe that you can get a girl to marry you? no fuken way. mfw I'm getting girls and u arnet
lol. as if any of u austists here in fannyjonk actually have a life, let a lone a wife. you don't even have the #swag to get a girl, and you want me to believe that you can get a girl to marry you? no fuken way. mfw I'm getting girls and u arnet
User avatar #35 to #34 - thinemother (07/03/2014) [-]
ok bby
#36 to #35 - ideae (07/03/2014) [-]
k
k
User avatar #45 to #36 - gengarnightmare (07/03/2014) [-]
**** peter languila
User avatar #37 to #34 - kaboomz (07/03/2014) [-]
meet my hide all button
User avatar #43 to #34 - sugoi (07/03/2014) [-]
Don't you know about mail order brides?
#46 to #34 - shabadaka (07/03/2014) [-]
But what if I'm gay?
#48 to #34 - abomii (07/03/2014) [-]
>get girls   
>don't have a job    
    
   
mfw
>get girls
>don't have a job


mfw
#30 - shruika (07/03/2014) [-]
**shruika rolled image**
User avatar #27 - shinote (07/03/2014) [-]
People who are in real relationships like this need to get out of them. I know this is a joke & all, and it IS funny, but it makes me realize there are relationships out there that are actually like this.
#25 - xwhitewingx (07/03/2014) [-]
**xwhitewingx rolled image** tfw your wife is actually an atheist.
#40 to #25 - ekiouja (07/03/2014) [-]
**ekiouja rolled image** That sir was a stupid ******* comment
#42 to #25 - Rascal (07/03/2014) [-]
>an atheist doesn't believe god exists..
>therefore no husband
#16 - fergferg (07/03/2014) [-]
**fergferg rolled image** my wife
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