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#3 - snowshark (06/30/2014) [-]
"Suspect has stolen a large van and is en route to drop off. Plain-Clothes officer Seg Wayterson in pursuit."
#21 to #3 - legitimately ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
That was perfect, thumb for you!
That was perfect, thumb for you!
#39 to #3 - huntersdman (07/01/2014) [-]
Imagine it escalating into a full on shoot out and its even funnier.
Imagine it escalating into a full on shoot out and its even funnier.
#22 to #3 - mdalsbowser (07/01/2014) [-]
I read it with the voice of the women in Need For Speed High Stakes.
#38 to #22 - bann (07/01/2014) [-]
skull cap chicks thong alllll over the place.
User avatar #24 to #22 - tommythecatt (07/01/2014) [-]
I read it in NFS Hot Pursuit 2!
#4 - diedede (06/30/2014) [-]
*****		 stole my segway
***** stole my segway

User avatar #18 to #4 - raidaltamimi (07/01/2014) [-]
And phone...
User avatar #33 to #4 - factori (07/01/2014) [-]
I ******* Love this monkey dog show
#17 - gtocforyou (07/01/2014) [-]
HFW
#9 - ashedust (06/30/2014) [-]
So, I hear the next Mission Impossible is gonna be good.
So, I hear the next Mission Impossible is gonna be good.
User avatar #11 - numbmind (06/30/2014) [-]
Girl: You need to come over.
Guy: I can't the car is in the shop.
Girl I'm so horny i want your dick.
Guy: I'll take the segway be right there!!
User avatar #31 to #11 - SuperHyperCrazy (07/01/2014) [-]
How do you feel about your comedy now that it's been analyzed by legendary critic skorchy "the skorcher"?
#49 to #31 - skorchy (07/01/2014) [-]
Psh I don't analyze everything...
Just that joke.... er....
#25 to #11 - skorchy (07/01/2014) [-]
I feel like you over-explained that joke and spoon-fed it to us too much.

Like, third line should be "My parents aren't home"
and fourth line should be >mfw with the picture in the content.
#20 - scowler (07/01/2014) [-]
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User avatar #46 to #30 - DeathclawRulez (07/01/2014) [-]
I would be running if i seen that rolling at me.
#26 - warlockrichard ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
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#34 - maplesyrupman (07/01/2014) [-]
It's an ace in the hole if he's drunk
User avatar #10 - poorjew (06/30/2014) [-]
When your girlfriend says that she's in the mood.
#44 - useroller (07/01/2014) [-]
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#41 - fagnut ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
Why are things censored on the internet? Who does that...
User avatar #47 to #41 - mooproxy (07/01/2014) [-]
I think the asterisk only goes to prove that this was reposted from another website.

Either that, or OP really is a f*ggot
User avatar #7 - AlexPaincakes (06/30/2014) [-]
Looks like someone is late for work.
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