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New years ago I met a guy. Really nice guy Probably one of
the nicest guys you could . We became good friends and chatted
often. Occasionally, he would can mejustme ask how laas. You know, the kind
owning a ‘friend’ would do. Anyway. one day he asks meta comets his house
and look at his computer. Says its been slow and maybe had some viruses or
whatever. so rm like, yea, no sweat! And, we go to his house where he
introduces his wife. A girl wwent to school with. She tries to seduce me and get
me to sleep with her. I feel disgusted and refuse. some time goes by and this
girl messages me one day to tell me her husband left her. When I ask why, she
teals me because she cheated on him and he found out And now, she posts
this status message on Roebuck. "Men are ******* doest'. I can do nothing
but LAUGH MY ******* ASS Thank you for making my dam! ©
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#7 - danjazown (06/06/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #17 - undeadmaus (06/07/2014) [-]
I thought red was a woman until the friend asked him to go fix his computer and I thought ''well that ain't right''
#20 to #17 - mananas ONLINE (06/07/2014) [-]
The whole content was an emotion roller coaster. (I had to re-red to the "asked to fix his computer" part because I thought "red" was a woman)
User avatar #49 to #17 - romdadon (06/07/2014) [-]
now it makes sense
thanks
#55 to #17 - carrotpotato (06/07/2014) [-]
The ""friend"" part sort of mislead me. I assumed it'd be another friend zone story and the assumption stuck. Thanks undeadmaus.
User avatar #37 to #17 - tsoper (06/07/2014) [-]
I thought the red was a woman until i read this comment.

Now it makes this sense...
User avatar #39 to #37 - playerdous (06/07/2014) [-]
Same
User avatar #155 to #39 - xef (06/07/2014) [-]
Double Same
#31 - abysmalshadow (06/07/2014) [-]
Not gonna lie, when I started reading the guy's post, my first thought was that it was going to end in "and then I went to his house and it turned out he was ******* his dog".
User avatar #143 to #31 - becauseoprahsaidso (06/07/2014) [-]
that's understandable
User avatar #1 - sgrave (06/06/2014) [-]
A cat is fine too.
#12 to #1 - creepyfapper (06/07/2014) [-]
I'm glad i wasn't the only one thinking that.
#3 to #1 - kennyxvi (06/06/2014) [-]
**kennyxvi rolled image** You'd rather be a pussy than a bitch?    
Have it your way bro.
**kennyxvi rolled image** You'd rather be a pussy than a bitch?
Have it your way bro.
#144 to #26 - toastbender (06/07/2014) [-]
hang on, is this promoting paedophilia?
#2 - internetexplain (06/06/2014) [-]
You could say she's a bitch
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#102 to #2 - anon (06/07/2014) [-]
Carlos you cross-eyed cunt
User avatar #149 to #102 - nicoquitemad (06/07/2014) [-]
With your perfect hair, and straight, white teeth, like a military cemetery.
#5 to #4 - internetexplain (06/06/2014) [-]
Why are you mad at me , is your pipe not working?
User avatar #9 to #5 - rakaka (06/06/2014) [-]
pipedoesntworks
#82 - helpmedudes (06/07/2014) [-]
You know you have been on the internet too long when you think it will be about men who 			****		 dogs.
You know you have been on the internet too long when you think it will be about men who **** dogs.
#94 to #82 - frostbeard ONLINE (06/07/2014) [-]
whatsup with that, there were no mentions of it... as if it wasn't mature or something...
#13 - helidead (06/07/2014) [-]
My ex girlfriend, the only girl I've ever dated, cheated on me. So naturally I broke up with her. She's still on my facebook friends list, but only so I can cheer myself up by reading her posts which are all about being true in a relationship, love being for real, how she can never find an honest man, etc. Pic related, its MFW
My ex girlfriend, the only girl I've ever dated, cheated on me. So naturally I broke up with her. She's still on my facebook friends list, but only so I can cheer myself up by reading her posts which are all about being true in a relationship, love being for real, how she can never find an honest man, etc. Pic related, its MFW
User avatar #14 to #13 - ohpee (06/07/2014) [-]
One day you should reply to her status and state how ironic it is to give other guys a heads up (unless of course they don't give a **** ).
User avatar #15 to #14 - helidead (06/07/2014) [-]
I'd rather never talk to her again. But that is always an option.
User avatar #16 to #15 - ohpee (06/07/2014) [-]
I understand, but if you ever do give me a heads up, I'm always up for a laugh.
User avatar #63 to #13 - defeats (06/07/2014) [-]
One of my exes that I finished with because she wanted me to marry her (I was 19, I was NOT going to get married). She wanted us to get married because her crazy best friend was getting married to her equally crazy boyfriend and she wanted to have a double wedding... (?)
I dumped her then and there, but kept her added on Facebook because I couldn't find her name in my friend-list so I just assumed that she deleted me. About a week after the dumping though she started posting things like:
"All men only want one thing"
"Why can't men just love me for me?"
I never commented on any of them until she tagged me in one that read something like "Who is she S****** D******? Who is the whore you left me for?"

Women are crazy.
User avatar #65 to #63 - helidead (06/07/2014) [-]
So extremely crazy. But damn they be fine.
User avatar #70 to #13 - huszti (06/07/2014) [-]
similar thing happened to me. after 2.5 years, she cheated on me and left me for another guy but he didn't want a relationship with her or something so she started writing **** about how love is harsh and men are **** . she even started pretending to be lesbian out of pure edginess.
#72 to #13 - joxa (06/07/2014) [-]
Can you hit me up with source of that image?
User avatar #85 to #72 - RandomDoofus (06/07/2014) [-]
It's Sora no Woto.
User avatar #75 to #72 - helidead (06/07/2014) [-]
I would if I knew the source. Just pulled it out of my reaction folder. Sorry man.
#21 to #13 - kulamia (06/07/2014) [-]
You're not alone man. My ex and I aren't facebook friends, but occasionally I look at her profile. I'm not creeping and i'm sure you aren't either. But I ended it and it makes me feel better to see how her life... looks good. I don't know how it is. But it looks good. That makes me feel better.   
   
Have a gif to cheer you up.
You're not alone man. My ex and I aren't facebook friends, but occasionally I look at her profile. I'm not creeping and i'm sure you aren't either. But I ended it and it makes me feel better to see how her life... looks good. I don't know how it is. But it looks good. That makes me feel better.

Have a gif to cheer you up.
#92 to #13 - grezlaj (06/07/2014) [-]
i personly dont think it is good for you to read her mesages i mean you loved her for a while right? so it must hurt to see her messages.. you should delete her and move on   
*thats what i usually do, it makes things much more easier -dont see, dont remember-*   
 pic unrelated
i personly dont think it is good for you to read her mesages i mean you loved her for a while right? so it must hurt to see her messages.. you should delete her and move on
*thats what i usually do, it makes things much more easier -dont see, dont remember-*
pic unrelated
User avatar #108 to #92 - helidead (06/07/2014) [-]
I honestly don't care about her anymore, every time I read her statuses I think about how stupid I was to date her. But nevertheless you may be right about deleting her.
User avatar #27 to #13 - mrnpc (06/07/2014) [-]
One ex of mine cheated on me back in high school. three guys at once, or so everybody told me. Now she's been pregnant, miscarried, married, lesbian, religious nut, all while being a full time jizz cup. All she does is post on facebook complaining about not knowing where shes going wrong. Always puts a smile on my face.
User avatar #32 to #27 - jamessevensix (06/07/2014) [-]
you dodged a bullet man!
User avatar #35 to #32 - mrnpc (06/07/2014) [-]
aint that the truth
User avatar #119 to #27 - commontroll (06/07/2014) [-]
A lesbian jizz cup? That's an interesting profession.
#133 to #119 - mrnpc (06/07/2014) [-]
She likes threesomes.
#81 to #27 - anon (06/07/2014) [-]
Whoa.. that same exact thing happened to my brother.. bitches be cray
User avatar #40 - kieranbaker ONLINE (06/07/2014) [-]
Not all men **** dogs...but the ones that do are wierd
#48 to #40 - anon (06/07/2014) [-]
*don't
#62 - alexandrz ONLINE (06/07/2014) [-]
You know who else are cheating assholes? Camels.
A camel is 96,7% likely to cheat on you if you are in a relationship with one, because they are cunts and have no hearts, able to orgasm only after breaking yours.

**** camels.
#130 to #62 - anon (06/07/2014) [-]
No you didn't.
Praise the camels.
ALL HAIL SWOLECAMEL
User avatar #132 to #62 - thatweirdone (06/07/2014) [-]
Bruh. If you want to bitch you have to make a specific bitching account. These are the rules of The Game. You know.. The one you just lost.
User avatar #96 to #62 - snipys (06/07/2014) [-]
horses > camels
User avatar #66 to #62 - alekksandar (06/07/2014) [-]
#JUSTICE4CAMELS
User avatar #67 to #66 - thesimonved (06/07/2014) [-]
inb4 #NOJUSTICE4CAMELS
#99 to #67 - pokeluigi (06/07/2014) [-]
#NOJUSTICE4CAMELS
#135 to #62 - kristovsky (06/07/2014) [-]
And swolecamel will be here momentarily...
And swolecamel will be here momentarily...
User avatar #76 to #62 - shorea (06/07/2014) [-]
**** Camels?
#78 to #76 - alexandrz ONLINE (06/07/2014) [-]
**** camels.
User avatar #111 to #62 - horsewithgainz (06/07/2014) [-]
Horses are great
User avatar #11 - timmity (06/07/2014) [-]
I though it was going to be him finding beastiality porn on the computer what is wrong with me
#106 - ohshoot (06/07/2014) [-]
They're doing what to dogs?
They're doing what to dogs?
User avatar #10 - infinitereaper (06/07/2014) [-]
maybe she was being literal
#60 - grimmwaters ONLINE (06/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #114 to #60 - somerandomrant (06/07/2014) [-]
greatest bendy straw ever
#22 - fishinyourface (06/07/2014) [-]
I don't understand why people cheat. I just don't.
User avatar #23 to #22 - sugoi (06/07/2014) [-]
Because every relationship will hit that plateau where it's lost that 'spark' and not everyone has enough self control to keep themselves from boning other people.

Not everyone is in love, they're just in a relationship.
#28 to #23 - anon (06/07/2014) [-]
That doesn't justify it though. If you're bored, tell them that and leave.
#30 to #28 - okamibanshu (06/07/2014) [-]
or work on making your relationship new again. relationships get stale because people dont' talk to each other, try new things, go out anymore etc. if a man and woman can go over 60 years together and love one another, then so can other people. if you can't you missed the warning signs before you got married.
User avatar #42 to #28 - sugoi (06/07/2014) [-]
I'm not justifying, I'm providing a reason.

User avatar #41 to #22 - kieranbaker ONLINE (06/07/2014) [-]
It is a condition known as being a cynical asshole.
User avatar #44 to #41 - givememoarpony (06/07/2014) [-]
I don't see how cynicism is related to cheating, but OK.
User avatar #52 to #22 - kwanzalord (06/07/2014) [-]
For the longest time I didn't understand why people cheated.
But gradually I've started to understand. I'll never do it, but I understand the temptations.

1) forbidden fruit is attractive (if you are told you can't, you will try)
2) your partner got boring...ignores you
3) your cheating buddy is younger or hotter
#58 to #22 - anon (06/07/2014) [-]
I don't either I mean if shes 10/10 why? or what ever if shes ******* ugly why are you even with her, I don't understand either man.
User avatar #68 to #22 - evanxzile (06/07/2014) [-]
It's thick, it's hard , it's out of control.
#105 to #22 - grapesforall (06/07/2014) [-]
People cheat because it is normal. It is a part of our primal instinct. Men do it to spread their seed in order to have the dominant gene. This emotion called Love actually only lasts 5 years and is meant to be as such so the male sticks around to protect his offspring and so the female isn't off getting impregnated by other males during this nursing period.
People cheat because it is normal. It is a part of our primal instinct. Men do it to spread their seed in order to have the dominant gene. This emotion called Love actually only lasts 5 years and is meant to be as such so the male sticks around to protect his offspring and so the female isn't off getting impregnated by other males during this nursing period.
User avatar #121 to #22 - commontroll (06/07/2014) [-]
Because too many people think love is an emotion and not a choice. They confuse love for infatuation, and infatuation makes you blind, so when infatuation fades (as it will because it's cyclical) it shows what's really there, sometimes that isn't love.
#46 to #22 - intrepidy (06/07/2014) [-]
You either spend your entire life with one person, or you break up. Sub-consciously that is quite damaging.
#83 to #46 - garbie (06/07/2014) [-]
I always question myself if it makes sense this relationship model we have with just one person.
I mean, you are going to like, love and find attractive other people, denying it it's a lie.
User avatar #56 to #22 - monkeysniper (06/07/2014) [-]
People might want to move on and can be afraid to hurt their partners feelings or don't want to explain their reasons for fear of seeming like a douche "oh it's gotten stale or it's not the same anymore". Some people also just enjoy it. Kinda like how some people like breaking into places, not to steal anything, but for the thrill of it .
#47 to #22 - cazabrow (06/07/2014) [-]
I know right. ****** hit me with a draw four and still had to slip cards into the pile when I wasn't looking.

I mean what's the fun in that!
User avatar #57 to #22 - nightmarecorpse (06/07/2014) [-]
Same. If you're not happy, either fix it or leave. Not that hard.
User avatar #59 to #22 - datgermanguy (06/07/2014) [-]
Because people always want the things they can't have more than the things they already have.
#24 to #22 - Orc (06/07/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** To win.
**Orc rolled image** To win.
User avatar #33 to #24 - wulphshadowtail (06/07/2014) [-]
mushroom mushroom
User avatar #64 to #33 - mentlgen (06/07/2014) [-]
Snaaaaake oh something snake, snake...
User avatar #80 to #64 - floppicus (06/07/2014) [-]
BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER
#74 - mintaj (06/07/2014) [-]
I really hoped that in the end this would turn into a story about a guy who ****** dogs. I'm disappointed now.
#54 - baitdoesnttalkback (06/07/2014) [-]
no guys are dogs. men reside in the homo erectus category. dogs are canines. these 2 species can never be the same because the definition of a species is organisms that can interbreed with each other to produce offspring

so pick up a ******* science book cause you sound ******* retarded you ******* retard
User avatar #34 - AnomynousUser ONLINE (06/07/2014) [-]
It's not too bad to be a dog... we are loyal, defend those who matter to us, and we piss on everything we want.
User avatar #38 to #34 - playerdous (06/07/2014) [-]
I get its supposed to be an insult but dogs are awesome and I can't think of it that way.
#97 - dublies (06/07/2014) [-]
Goddamn, rekt.
#147 - lucariol (06/07/2014) [-]
**lucariol rolled image** Who she cheated with.
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