(untitled). .. Because the number 8 when said in English sounds like 'ate' which is past tense of 'eat' hue 69
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User avatar #14 - duckwith (05/02/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by darkeyedangel
**duckwith rolls 6** is mad.
#23 - watshisface (05/02/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by darkeyedangel
i guess 7 wasnt the only thing that ate 9
i guess 7 wasnt the only thing that ate 9
User avatar #2 - toesmash (05/01/2014) [-]
Because the number 8 when said in English sounds like 'ate' which is past tense of 'eat'
User avatar #5 to #2 - fruitjuicedrink (05/02/2014) [-]
As someone who learned English after Russian, I appreciate that comment.
User avatar #7 to #5 - Dember ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
So I take it you understood the part about 69?
User avatar #16 to #7 - fruitjuicedrink (05/02/2014) [-]
I did. I've known English and its idioms for quite a while now. ^.^
User avatar #1 - loulougia (05/01/2014) [-]
I've seen a lot of jokes about "6 eating 9" or something like that, I don't know what does it refer too, maybe it's from american origin which would explain...
Would anyone care to explain to me this?
User avatar #26 to #1 - tittylovin (05/02/2014) [-]
69 looks like two people giving each other head. It's combining both jokes.
#6 to #1 - euroblend (05/02/2014) [-]
The whole 'I've heard you guys do some pretty nasty stuff' bit seems like a play on the sexual action called 69
User avatar #3 to #1 - helpexplain (05/01/2014) [-]
The joke typically goes "why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9!" When said out-loud, the punch line is phonetically the same as "Because 7 ate 9". The joke is that the number 6 is scared of the number 7 becuase 7 devoured the number 9, which is a lot like the number 6. It's a small joke that I always heard of when I was young, and plays off of the english version of the Arabic numerals.
User avatar #8 to #3 - jokexplain ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
who the **** are you
#15 to #8 - Snowplows (05/02/2014) [-]
He took yer jerb!
#9 to #8 - loulougia (05/02/2014) [-]
He seems like he wants to be a sort of assistant or whatever
Anyway he was faster than you dude
User avatar #10 to #9 - jokexplain ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
he's just from a different time zone.
people are getting pissed off with pointless explain accounts popping up and I understand that.
User avatar #11 to #10 - loulougia (05/02/2014) [-]
They must be like 30 explains, and I admit it's annoying, but it's as annoying aswell to see at every post someone asking [whatever]explain for every joke...
It's a trend, and a lot of uninportants explains will stop.
Where are you from?
You seems more from an european time zone
User avatar #35 to #11 - sciencexplain (05/02/2014) [-]
Hi. Just so you know, I'm not useless. I'm the second most popular explain.

Please love me...
#39 to #35 - loulougia (05/02/2014) [-]
Don't worry
You're important to me
And I love you
Let's make tender love
User avatar #40 to #39 - sciencexplain (05/02/2014) [-]
Time to oil up.
User avatar #12 to #11 - jokexplain ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
yeah gmt + 1
User avatar #13 to #12 - loulougia (05/02/2014) [-]
gmt +1 master race
User avatar #18 to #12 - tranquilizer (05/02/2014) [-]

lemmie guess


SVENSKAR DU OCKSÅ?





KÖTTBULLE
User avatar #31 to #18 - zerotzallander (05/02/2014) [-]
yeah because sveden is the only gmt +1.
User avatar #32 to #31 - jokexplain ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
he took a guess, dickwad
#33 to #32 - zerotzallander (05/02/2014) [-]
no need to use cuss words
User avatar #36 to #33 - jokexplain ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
you were the one who was being a douche
User avatar #38 to #36 - zerotzallander (05/02/2014) [-]
As of him seeing the gmt +1 he by default thought that "hey, he might be from my country" which lead me to think that reply. but hey. I would've have guesses as first that you might have been from denmark. but due to your answer I know that you replied in dutch and therefore might.. just MIGHT be from nederland
User avatar #19 to #18 - jokexplain ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
nee
#28 to #19 - chaotickaas (05/02/2014) [-]
zin om te batsen schat
User avatar #20 to #19 - tranquilizer (05/02/2014) [-]
Gee I'm out of guesses

unless...

eskimo?
User avatar #21 to #20 - jokexplain ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
my answer was a hint. I will say no more
User avatar #30 to #21 - alekksandar (05/02/2014) [-]
Serbian.
#27 to #21 - anon (05/02/2014) [-]
heb je zin om lekker frikandellen te eten
User avatar #22 to #21 - tranquilizer (05/02/2014) [-]
Alrite, denmark or norway

My native language isn't in the group of whatever it's called that includes those :/

Also I almost flunked my sixth grade geograpy
I'm bad with maps and stuff
My brain can't figure out countries on gmt +1
#24 to #8 - anon (05/02/2014) [-]
Just like you stole the whole jokexplain thing from funnyjunkexplainer.

******* thief
User avatar #42 to #8 - helpexplain (05/02/2014) [-]
On one hand, I'm ecstatic that you've noticed me. On the other hand, I'm terrified that you really think I'm trying to take your spot. I just go to search>keyword: "explain"> target: comments and answer everyone asking for help/an explanation and hasn't gotten one yet. I'm just here to help answer questions for people who don't call out for one of the other 231 explains.
User avatar #43 to #42 - jokexplain ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
relax, you're not the first copycat of mine I've seen on here
User avatar #34 to #8 - sciencexplain (05/02/2014) [-]
hey bro, you've got someone trying to take your place. ******* own him. With WORDS.
User avatar #37 to #34 - jokexplain ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
nah I don't feel like it
User avatar #41 to #37 - sciencexplain (05/02/2014) [-]
Well at least my category is solely mine at the moment. It feels good to be the king.
User avatar #44 to #41 - helpexplain (05/03/2014) [-]
Have to say, I'm a little surprised that no one has moved into your territory. I mean, sure there are a few sub-categories( chem,physics,bio, etc.), but out of 232 different explains no one has blatantly tried copying science.
User avatar #46 to #44 - bioexplain (05/03/2014) [-]
And I used to be a lot more active but bloody hell I've been busy with students.
User avatar #45 to #44 - sciencexplain (05/03/2014) [-]
No, I'm quite surprised actually. I was on good terms with bioexplain since Biology is my worst, but physicsexplain and chemexplain are gone and I'm on my own for the science. I love it.
#47 to #45 - chemexplain (05/05/2014) [-]
Finals DX
Also people never need me, so there's that.
User avatar #48 to #47 - sciencexplain (05/05/2014) [-]
It's OK. You'll get a calling soon. Just not from me.
#29 to #8 - anon (05/02/2014) [-]
I haven't seen you explain anything for quite a while.
In fact, more often than not recently I see you insulting people who ask for your help.
User avatar #4 to #3 - loulougia (05/01/2014) [-]
Oooh! Thanks a lot dude, now I get it!
Not getting a joke is annoying, especially when it such a simple pun..
Thanks again
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