(untitled). . Garand theft Auto Canada bike without helmet stars i actually laughed at that. And the police chase begins!
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#4 - theannoyingFJguy (04/23/2014) [-]
And the police chase begins!
And the police chase begins!
User avatar #32 to #4 - cryingchicken (04/23/2014) [-]
Would be funnier if they got out shook hands and pushed each other's cars instead of their own.
User avatar #50 to #4 - thedungeonmaster (04/23/2014) [-]
I rarely laugh at tv commercials but that one got me the first time I saw it.
#54 to #4 - drakevil (04/24/2014) [-]
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User avatar #8 to #4 - timmywankenobi (04/23/2014) [-]
we have snow tires here you know.
#20 - Darkroyal (04/23/2014) [-]
Grand Theft Auto Great Britain
#21 to #20 - anon (04/23/2014) [-]
Heard of GTA: London?
User avatar #49 to #20 - hexadecimated (04/23/2014) [-]
Is that the game where you can get a rooty tooty point-and-shooty?
#14 - Indubidubly (04/23/2014) [-]
2spooky
#53 to #14 - pathasgum ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
im from canada and i can confirm that some people around here think ITS TOO HOT IN APRIL, it hasnt even gotten up to 25 yet!
User avatar #63 to #53 - qwertykon (04/24/2014) [-]
Where abouts are you from? I'm from Hamilton, and the weather is still below double digits. I need this cold weather to get out, it's april, c'mon
#90 to #63 - pathasgum ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
st catherines, were getttin like 6-12 degrees average
User avatar #91 to #90 - qwertykon (04/24/2014) [-]
Yeah we've had about the same. Everyone's been complaining it's too cold for April here,
#1 - lecorbi ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
tfw get busted
#46 - WolfRider ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
#33 - nastyninja (04/23/2014) [-]
A helmet won't prevent you from getting wasted...
A helmet won't prevent you from getting wasted...
#39 to #33 - doesthislookunsure ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
It doesn't. I landed in the dirt once while being ejected from a bike and died. I later jumped off a small building and landed head first into concrete, with none of my health lost.
User avatar #2 - shungokusatsu (04/23/2014) [-]
Officer: Plz stop eh or I'll have to ask politely again.
#45 - eddio (04/23/2014) [-]
After attaining this star status, you hear a rumbling in the distance. All of the mounties in Canada run out of the 19 Tim Hortons lining the street and begin to chase you, you cycle through one of the Tim Hortons to escape (noticing how clean and fresh the air is while you do so), after busting out the back door you narrowly miss a lake and continue down a forest path. Looking back over your shoulder, you see they are gaining on you and shouting,"Sorry, can you stop if you don't mind?" in voices that are harried but patient, many of them are also enjoying the coffee from the Tim Hortons you ran out of, as are the horses. After narrowly missing 8 more lakes you crash into an ice rink, interrupting the hockey game going on at the time. Beavers wearing ice skates throw maple leaf shaped hockey pucks at you while swearing, then start fighting with the other team for no reason causing a riot in the rink seats, a few of these pucks make contact but they merely explode into maple syrup, drenching your red checkered shirt and tangling your chest hair. Suddenly you slip over a winter Olympics medal and the bike flips you through a window into a street, where a Marijuana parade is going on. The sheer amount of smoke in the air gets you so high you fall asleep. When you wake up, you're in a hospital bed, and the mounties are surrounding you. One of them steps forward and says,"You dropped your Caramilk slab, we just wanted to give it back to you. Sorry, the packet is a bit creased from that chase, sorry." The rink owner came by and took the Crystallized maple syrup on your shirt and the maple leaves that got caught in your hair as payment for the window you broke. The mounties leave, you breathe the mountain air coming in through the window from the ski resort next door, and step out of the hospital bed and fall into a lake.
User avatar #59 to #45 - mangostormlegend (04/24/2014) [-]
GOD BLESS CANADA
User avatar #67 to #45 - rsca (04/24/2014) [-]
Marry me.
User avatar #87 to #67 - eddio (04/24/2014) [-]
I already have.
#69 to #45 - cactusupthebutt (04/24/2014) [-]
We need someone to make this into a comic. I swear if I had the talent, I'd do it. But I would not do this beautiful piece of literature justice.
We need someone to make this into a comic. I swear if I had the talent, I'd do it. But I would not do this beautiful piece of literature justice.
User avatar #88 to #69 - eddio (04/24/2014) [-]
Thank you for the sentiment, i basically just looked up what Canada is most famous for and got busy.
#34 - historicbacon (04/23/2014) [-]
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#24 - tacoindeed (04/23/2014) [-]
>Grand Theft Auto USA
>Jaywalking
> Four stars
User avatar #60 to #24 - lieutenantderp (04/24/2014) [-]
>Implying it's enforced
User avatar #28 to #24 - hailhisnoodliness (04/23/2014) [-]
I wasn't even aware what jaywalking was until one of my American friends explained it , but here's how I understand it
>land of the free
>crossing the street is illegal
User avatar #41 to #28 - kilotech (04/23/2014) [-]
jaywalking isn't crossing the street it's jumping in front of cars and holding up traffic
#29 to #28 - anon (04/23/2014) [-]
It's only illegal in certain places, and is not an enforced law.
User avatar #37 to #29 - vorarephilia (04/23/2014) [-]
Only if you are being piece of **** and start running out in front of cars for fun. Then they'll put your retarded ass in cuffs.
User avatar #30 to #24 - manofbeardliness (04/23/2014) [-]
You can't drive bare-footed in my home state, but much like the jaywalking laws, it's not enforced. Jay-walking is illegal in Canada too I thought, and it's actually enforced right?
User avatar #80 to #30 - istartedthewar (04/24/2014) [-]
My cousin got a $75 fine for jaywalking, then the next day he got another $75 for using a kick scooter on a sidewalk.
User avatar #89 to #80 - manofbeardliness (04/24/2014) [-]
That'd be the most frustrating thing, my god I'd be pissed.
User avatar #36 to #30 - ieatsand (04/23/2014) [-]
I've never seen it actually enforced here either
User avatar #40 to #36 - manofbeardliness (04/23/2014) [-]
I'll tell you one thing, if I ever get stopped for jaywaliking the first thing I'm going to do is very politely ask him "don't you have something better to do?''.
User avatar #82 to #40 - penileburglar (04/24/2014) [-]
At which point I'm sure he will very politely taze you.

Mouthing off to police officers may seem like the right idea at the time, but a few tickets tickets and several hundred dollars later, swallowing your dignity and shutting up suddenly seems like it may have been the better choice.
#38 - baogames (04/23/2014) [-]
Cops: "Haha, don't worry about it, just be careful next time, eh?"
#44 to #38 - notafunnyguy (04/23/2014) [-]
literally had a cop say this exact sentence to me when he pulled me over with a beer can in the cup holder after explaining it was my friends (it was)

im canadian too. our cops are the best
#85 - doktorschnabel (04/24/2014) [-]
**doktorschnabel rolled image** what I do in GTA
**doktorschnabel rolled image** what I do in GTA
#64 - catburglarpenis (04/24/2014) [-]
4 stars? Is that where they try to stop your vehicle with syrup "oil" slicks and possibly send you to your room?
#5 - anon (04/23/2014) [-]
Finland: rape a woman - the police shout once freeze! and the stars vanish.
#6 to #5 - anon (04/23/2014) [-]
Suomi mainittu. Torilla tavataan!!!
User avatar #10 to #5 - captainfuckitall (04/23/2014) [-]
1 star if you play on "Negro" edition
User avatar #47 to #10 - beheaded (04/23/2014) [-]
hate that version it felt like my money was stolen from it
#62 - axeul (04/24/2014) [-]
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#51 - stormtrooperbob (04/24/2014) [-]
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#48 - aliferous (04/23/2014) [-]
You know it's funny when someone says they actually laughed at it.
User avatar #84 - GODWARRIOR (04/24/2014) [-]
Bye Bye 2013 - Gros Torontois Arrogant (GTA) i know it's french, but worth the watch
#71 - supermandan (04/24/2014) [-]
I feel I should post these.
Credit to Level99Comic.com.
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