(untitled). . Garand theft Auto Canada bike without helmet stars i actually laughed at that. And the police chase begins!
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#4 - theannoyingFJguy (04/23/2014) [+] (5 replies)
And the police chase begins!
And the police chase begins!
#20 - Darkroyal (04/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Grand Theft Auto Great Britain
#1 - lecorbi ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
tfw get busted
#24 - tacoindeed (04/23/2014) [+] (11 replies)
>Grand Theft Auto USA
> Four stars
#33 - nastyninja (04/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
A helmet won't prevent you from getting wasted...
A helmet won't prevent you from getting wasted...
#14 - Indubidubly (04/23/2014) [+] (4 replies)
#46 - WolfRider ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
#45 - eddio (04/23/2014) [+] (5 replies)
After attaining this star status, you hear a rumbling in the distance. All of the mounties in Canada run out of the 19 Tim Hortons lining the street and begin to chase you, you cycle through one of the Tim Hortons to escape (noticing how clean and fresh the air is while you do so), after busting out the back door you narrowly miss a lake and continue down a forest path. Looking back over your shoulder, you see they are gaining on you and shouting,"Sorry, can you stop if you don't mind?" in voices that are harried but patient, many of them are also enjoying the coffee from the Tim Hortons you ran out of, as are the horses. After narrowly missing 8 more lakes you crash into an ice rink, interrupting the hockey game going on at the time. Beavers wearing ice skates throw maple leaf shaped hockey pucks at you while swearing, then start fighting with the other team for no reason causing a riot in the rink seats, a few of these pucks make contact but they merely explode into maple syrup, drenching your red checkered shirt and tangling your chest hair. Suddenly you slip over a winter Olympics medal and the bike flips you through a window into a street, where a Marijuana parade is going on. The sheer amount of smoke in the air gets you so high you fall asleep. When you wake up, you're in a hospital bed, and the mounties are surrounding you. One of them steps forward and says,"You dropped your Caramilk slab, we just wanted to give it back to you. Sorry, the packet is a bit creased from that chase, sorry." The rink owner came by and took the Crystallized maple syrup on your shirt and the maple leaves that got caught in your hair as payment for the window you broke. The mounties leave, you breathe the mountain air coming in through the window from the ski resort next door, and step out of the hospital bed and fall into a lake.
#34 - historicbacon (04/23/2014) [-]
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#38 - baogames (04/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Cops: "Haha, don't worry about it, just be careful next time, eh?"
User avatar #2 - shungokusatsu (04/23/2014) [-]
Officer: Plz stop eh or I'll have to ask politely again.
#5 - anonymous (04/23/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Finland: rape a woman - the police shout once freeze! and the stars vanish.
User avatar #10 to #5 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
1 star if you play on "Negro" edition
#85 - doktorschnabel (04/24/2014) [-]
**doktorschnabel rolled image** what I do in GTA
**doktorschnabel rolled image** what I do in GTA
#64 - catburglarpenis (04/24/2014) [-]
4 stars? Is that where they try to stop your vehicle with syrup "oil" slicks and possibly send you to your room?
#62 - axeul ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
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#51 - stormtrooperbob (04/24/2014) [-]
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#48 - aliferous (04/23/2014) [-]
You know it's funny when someone says they actually laughed at it.
User avatar #22 - dagramcraka ONLINE (04/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
if you're 16 you don't have to legally wear a helmet in a bicycle
#3 - waxerdk (04/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
**waxerdk rolled image** tfw get busted
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