(untitled). . Deer Mom, How no you hear me mumble under my but you can' t hear me say Whatll" multiple times when you Kareem my name'? Sincerely, Your Confused  (untitled) Deer Mom How no you hear me mumble under my but can' t say Whatll" multiple times when Kareem name'? Sincerely Your Confused
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#6 - chaoticlaw
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(04/11/2014) [-]
Well, if she's screaming your name, you're probably ******* her too hard.   
   
   
What I don't understand is why you keep yelling "What!?" while having sex with your mom.
Well, if she's screaming your name, you're probably ******* her too hard.


What I don't understand is why you keep yelling "What!?" while having sex with your mom.
#45 to #6 - TittyCinnamon
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MFW after reading your comment.
MFW after reading your comment.
User avatar #25 to #6 - shinyscizor
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wheres that compilation of what the *****
#24 to #6 - misterdiddly
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(04/11/2014) [-]
what.
#49 to #6 - CXJokerXD
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Didn't not expect that on impact..
Didn't not expect that on impact..
#31 to #6 - semilunarknight
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#32 to #6 - willindor
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#43 to #6 - wmpedo
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#44 to #6 - furnando
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#15 to #6 - dbBlues
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(04/11/2014) [-]
He is Lil' Jon
He is Lil' Jon
#33 to #15 - givememoarpony
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#16 to #6 - bluelight
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#8 to #6 - asthmaticscotsman
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#1 - anon id: 90d38901
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(04/10/2014) [-]
only 90's kids will get this XD
User avatar #7 to #1 - fuckinawesomebacon
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(04/11/2014) [-]
How the **** did that ever make any sense to you?
User avatar #2 to #1 - insanepyromania
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(04/10/2014) [-]
quackyquack , stop *********** as an anon
User avatar #4 to #2 - quackyquack
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(04/10/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #10 to #4 - icespine
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quack
#3 - mankey
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(04/10/2014) [-]
My mother taught me...
User avatar #34 to #3 - givememoarpony
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(04/11/2014) [-]
lost it at osmosis, but goddamn, does anyone actually say that circle of life thing?
User avatar #27 to #3 - choobe
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(04/11/2014) [-]
Read "anticipation" and "recieving" in a "sexual" voice.
#5 - harshy
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User avatar #11 - shuckmywang
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That's 'cause when your mom calls you, you shouldn't ask "what"
You need to go see what that woman needs
#17 to #11 - anon id: 56f0c8c4
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(04/11/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** "Anon"
-"What?"
"anon!!
-*gets up*
-"what do you want?"
"I'm going out for milk, be back in 5."
God ******* damn it. MFW
User avatar #18 to #11 - tmgrskat
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-Anon
-What?
-Come here
It's not that hard.
#20 to #18 - thebaseballexpert
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(04/11/2014) [-]
-"anon"
- *gets up, walks to mother* "Did you need something?"

It's not that hard
#28 to #20 - xcoreyx
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- "anon"
- *gets up, walks to mother*
- "do you need anything while I'm at the store?"
- "no"
- "okay bye"

A conversation that could have easily been had across the house, without having to waste valuable calories getting up and walking to mother.
User avatar #26 to #20 - fishinyourface
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-"Anon"
-*gets up, walks down the stairs to living room
-"Anon"
-*Steps in room just as name is called again*
-"You never hear me call you the first time!"

wat
User avatar #29 to #26 - dancingdoggy
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This is why my mother trained me to do this:
"DANCINGDOGGY!"
ohcrapstandupgogogogo "COMING!"

If I said "what," she got mad. If I walked, that could take too long, and she'd get mad. Actually mad. My mother was a tad... intense.
User avatar #36 to #29 - shuckmywang
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My mother is exactly like that. I've been making that exchange as long as I can remember.
On the few occasions I said "what", I got to hear "You don't "what" me! I'm not your friend!"
To which I was required to say "Yes Ma'am"
If I didn't do it right the irst time, we would repeat the conversation 'til i finally did it to her satisfaction. And if I got tired of it, and spoke with the wrong tone in my voice, I would about it for the next half hour. And if I cry, she gets pissed. That really sucks because I'm kinda sensitive and it doesn't take a whole lot of yelling to make me cry. That's like the scariest thing in the world to me. Especially coming from my mom.
User avatar #52 to #36 - dancingdoggy
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I can totally relate to the crying part. My mom would get MORE mad if I cried, like "don't try to make me feel guilty!" ... I'm not, I'm genuinely upset that you're yelling at me
#37 - iluvmoney
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Son, she actually does hear you say what, she just wants you to come down stairs instead of yelling
#38 to #37 - sparkyoneonetwo
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come all the way down so she can tell me to go all the way back up to do somethign up there...
come all the way down so she can tell me to go all the way back up to do somethign up there...
#19 - anon id: e11608ae
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Get off your lazy ass and actually go to her like a decent ******* person instead of screaming at her?

She's your mother. Have some ******* respect.
#21 to #19 - anon id: 1d1f8e0a
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What if I'm on the *******?

What if I'm cooking?

What if I'm streaming?

I'm her son. I'll be making sure she doesn't fall over and kill herself in the bathtub in 25 years. Give me some ******* respect. Especially when I'm busy schooling, working, and doing all her ******* errands. Not to mention I sure do love all the money I'm making, especially when it just goes to pay for the ******* roof over our heads.

So **** you, you piece of **** anon. Not all of us are useless like you.
#23 to #21 - gmarrox
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User avatar #35 to #19 - tylosaurus
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He's going all out.
#46 to #19 - sinconn
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Sorry, mom, I'll be down in 2 minutes
User avatar #39 to #19 - awesomedewd
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Get off your lazy ass and actually go to me like a decent ******* person instead of screaming at me?

I'm your son, not your ******* slave.
#48 - anon id: 67386ccb
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(04/11/2014) [-]
Mum*
#50 to #48 - gigamuffin
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In Muricaland we say mom, but in Tealand or MapleSyrupAndNicePeopleLand or Sheepland or Kiltland or Ozzieland or PlaceWhereLordOfTheRingsWasFilmedLand you call it mum. Linguistic Differences.
#13 - hairydawg
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(04/11/2014) [-]
'Cause you're supposed to say "ma'am?"
User avatar #41 to #13 - hudis
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why does that face look so shopped
#12 - Pein
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(04/11/2014) [-]
"Scream my name"
"Scream my name"
#30 to #12 - alfibrakiz
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