(untitled). . Deer Mom, How no you hear me mumble under my but you can' t hear me say Whatll" multiple times when you Kareem my name'? Sincerely, Your Confused
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#6 - chaoticlaw (04/11/2014) [-]
Well, if she's screaming your name, you're probably 			*******		 her too hard.   
   
   
What I don't understand is why you keep yelling "What!?" while having sex with your mom.
Well, if she's screaming your name, you're probably ******* her too hard.


What I don't understand is why you keep yelling "What!?" while having sex with your mom.
#45 to #6 - TittyCinnamon (04/11/2014) [-]
MFW after reading your comment.
MFW after reading your comment.
User avatar #25 to #6 - shinyscizor (04/11/2014) [-]
wheres that compilation of what the *****
#49 to #6 - CXJokerXD (04/11/2014) [-]
Didn't not expect that on impact..
Didn't not expect that on impact..
#32 to #6 - willindor ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
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#43 to #6 - wmpedo ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
#15 to #6 - dbBlues (04/11/2014) [-]
He is Lil' Jon
He is Lil' Jon
#16 to #6 - bluelight (04/11/2014) [-]
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#5 - harshy (04/11/2014) [-]
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#3 - mankey (04/10/2014) [-]
My mother taught me...
User avatar #27 to #3 - choobe (04/11/2014) [-]
Read "anticipation" and "recieving" in a "sexual" voice.
User avatar #34 to #3 - givememoarpony (04/11/2014) [-]
lost it at osmosis, but goddamn, does anyone actually say that circle of life thing?
User avatar #22 - TheSchwartz (04/11/2014) [-]
Selective hearing
#14 - Deavas (04/11/2014) [-]
im going to give you the same response my mom gives me when she asks why i never hear her

selective hearing
#12 - Pein (04/11/2014) [-]
"Scream my name"
"Scream my name"
#13 - hairydawg (04/11/2014) [-]
'Cause you're supposed to say "ma'am?"
User avatar #41 to #13 - hudis (04/11/2014) [-]
why does that face look so shopped
#42 - sorrybut (04/11/2014) [-]
My mom talks really loudly while on the phone, but whenever she's trying to call and tell me anything she speaks really quietly and it comes off as a murmur if I'm inside my room. Then she gets mad at me for not responding and leaving me wondering what I've done wrong.   
   
gif related, its the face of me and my friend when this happens
My mom talks really loudly while on the phone, but whenever she's trying to call and tell me anything she speaks really quietly and it comes off as a murmur if I'm inside my room. Then she gets mad at me for not responding and leaving me wondering what I've done wrong.

gif related, its the face of me and my friend when this happens
#47 - apothicary (04/11/2014) [-]
****** parents ;-;
User avatar #11 - shuckmywang ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
That's 'cause when your mom calls you, you shouldn't ask "what"
You need to go see what that woman needs
#17 to #11 - anon (04/11/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** "Anon"
-"What?"
"anon!!
-*gets up*
-"what do you want?"
"I'm going out for milk, be back in 5."
God ******* damn it. MFW
User avatar #18 to #11 - tmgrskat (04/11/2014) [-]
-Anon
-What?
-Come here
It's not that hard.
#20 to #18 - thebaseballexpert (04/11/2014) [-]
-"anon"
- *gets up, walks to mother* "Did you need something?"

It's not that hard
#28 to #20 - xcoreyx (04/11/2014) [-]
- "anon"
- *gets up, walks to mother*
- "do you need anything while I'm at the store?"
- "no"
- "okay bye"

A conversation that could have easily been had across the house, without having to waste valuable calories getting up and walking to mother.
User avatar #26 to #20 - fishinyourface ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
-"Anon"
-*gets up, walks down the stairs to living room
-"Anon"
-*Steps in room just as name is called again*
-"You never hear me call you the first time!"

wat
User avatar #29 to #26 - dancingdoggy (04/11/2014) [-]
This is why my mother trained me to do this:
"DANCINGDOGGY!"
ohcrapstandupgogogogo "COMING!"

If I said "what," she got mad. If I walked, that could take too long, and she'd get mad. Actually mad. My mother was a tad... intense.
User avatar #36 to #29 - shuckmywang ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
My mother is exactly like that. I've been making that exchange as long as I can remember.
On the few occasions I said "what", I got to hear "You don't "what" me! I'm not your friend!"
To which I was required to say "Yes Ma'am"
If I didn't do it right the irst time, we would repeat the conversation 'til i finally did it to her satisfaction. And if I got tired of it, and spoke with the wrong tone in my voice, I would about it for the next half hour. And if I cry, she gets pissed. That really sucks because I'm kinda sensitive and it doesn't take a whole lot of yelling to make me cry. That's like the scariest thing in the world to me. Especially coming from my mom.
User avatar #52 to #36 - dancingdoggy (04/12/2014) [-]
I can totally relate to the crying part. My mom would get MORE mad if I cried, like "don't try to make me feel guilty!" ... I'm not, I'm genuinely upset that you're yelling at me
#19 - anon (04/11/2014) [-]
Get off your lazy ass and actually go to her like a decent ******* person instead of screaming at her?

She's your mother. Have some ******* respect.
User avatar #35 to #19 - tylosaurus ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
He's going all out.
#46 to #19 - sinconn (04/11/2014) [-]
Sorry, mom, I'll be down in 2 minutes
User avatar #39 to #19 - awesomedewd (04/11/2014) [-]
Get off your lazy ass and actually go to me like a decent ******* person instead of screaming at me?

I'm your son, not your ******* slave.
#21 to #19 - anon (04/11/2014) [-]
What if I'm on the ******* ?

What if I'm cooking?

What if I'm streaming?

I'm her son. I'll be making sure she doesn't fall over and kill herself in the bathtub in 25 years. Give me some ******* respect. Especially when I'm busy schooling, working, and doing all her ******* errands. Not to mention I sure do love all the money I'm making, especially when it just goes to pay for the ******* roof over our heads.

So **** you, you piece of **** anon. Not all of us are useless like you.
#1 - anon (04/10/2014) [-]
only 90's kids will get this XD
User avatar #7 to #1 - fuckinawesomebacon (04/11/2014) [-]
How the **** did that ever make any sense to you?
User avatar #2 to #1 - insanepyromania (04/10/2014) [-]
quackyquack , stop *********** as an anon
User avatar #4 to #2 - quackyquack (04/10/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #10 to #4 - icespine (04/11/2014) [-]
quack
#48 - anon (04/11/2014) [-]
Mum*
#50 to #48 - gigamuffin (04/11/2014) [-]
In Muricaland we say mom, but in Tealand or MapleSyrupAndNicePeopleLand or Sheepland or Kiltland or Ozzieland or PlaceWhereLordOfTheRingsWasFilmedLand you call it mum. Linguistic Differences.
User avatar #40 - awesomedewd (04/11/2014) [-]
Moms are strange creatures.

I have the luck to see my mum having another child, my sister, who is 10 years old now.
And I see all that ****** behavior she showed me, showing my sister again.

Moms are always right, no matter what... well, not in my world.
#37 - iluvmoney ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
Son, she actually does hear you say what, she just wants you to come down stairs instead of yelling
#38 to #37 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/11/2014) [-]
come all the way down so she can tell me to go all the way back up to do somethign up there...
come all the way down so she can tell me to go all the way back up to do somethign up there...
#9 - yrhcz (04/11/2014) [-]
Selective hearing?
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