(untitled). .. The bag of popcorn was probably a small. A large would have caused an international deficit.
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#16 - frankwest (04/04/2014) [-]
The bag of popcorn was probably a small. A large would have caused an international deficit.
The bag of popcorn was probably a small. A large would have caused an international deficit.
User avatar #3 - martinyus (04/04/2014) [-]
what's with all the pictures of famous comedians with a semi funny joke as a caption. it's annoying as hell
User avatar #4 to #3 - theannoyingFJguy (04/04/2014) [-]
Because it's a news announcement, and Will Ferrell is playing a news anchor in the picture? Maybe?
#8 - anon (04/04/2014) [-]
Last night, a movie theater was robbed of a one thousand dollars dollars.
#31 - tankerdude (04/05/2014) [-]
THEY TOOK THE MILK DUDS
#1 - mienkampf (04/04/2014) [-]
**mienkampf rolled image** The joke here is Beeewwbs
#2 to #1 - jimtheneckbeard ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
hfw
hfw
#46 - JOEKEWL (04/05/2014) [-]
**JOEKEWL rolled image** what I steal from the Theater.
User avatar #47 to #46 - JOEKEWL (04/05/2014) [-]
I stole all the feels. Every one of them. Damn anyone who thinks I didn't.
User avatar #5 - theannoyingFJguy (04/04/2014) [-]
What's a cinema's favourite metal?

Steel.

Just kidding, it's metalcore.
Just kidding, nobody likes metalcore.
#53 to #5 - Orc (04/05/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** bad your joke was and bad you should feel
User avatar #17 to #5 - derpysean (04/04/2014) [-]
I like metalcore...
User avatar #19 to #17 - theannoyingFJguy (04/04/2014) [-]
Then I guess you're nobody.
User avatar #20 to #19 - derpysean (04/04/2014) [-]
So I'm like Roxas and Axel but not nearly as cool because I don't have chakrams or a giant ass key thing?
User avatar #23 to #22 - derpysean (04/04/2014) [-]
Kingdom Hearts reference lol, if you haven't played it i highly suggest doing so
User avatar #24 to #23 - theannoyingFJguy (04/04/2014) [-]
I played KIngdom Hearts II when I was like 9 and I couldn't finish it
User avatar #25 to #24 - derpysean (04/04/2014) [-]
I've played them all and am silently jizzing myself waiting for kingdom hearts 3
User avatar #26 to #25 - theannoyingFJguy (04/04/2014) [-]
But there's like 8 in the series?
User avatar #27 to #26 - derpysean (04/04/2014) [-]
The side games weren't numbered like the core games

Kingdom Hearts, PS2
Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories, GameBoy Advance
Kingdom Hearts 2, PS2
Kingdom Hearts: 358/2 days, DS
Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep, PSP
Kingdom Hearts: Re: Coded, DS
Kingdom Hearts: Dream Drop Distance, 3DS
Kingdom Hearts 3, PS3 and/or PS4???
#6 to #5 - mankey (04/04/2014) [-]
That joke was bad and you should feel bad!
User avatar #7 to #6 - theannoyingFJguy (04/04/2014) [-]
I know it was more terrible than tissue paper.
#21 to #7 - hsdf (04/04/2014) [-]
Redeemed
User avatar #9 to #6 - tomahawkkit (04/04/2014) [-]
are you trying to be the new thime or something
User avatar #10 to #9 - mankey (04/04/2014) [-]
Thime? If you're asking if I'm trying to make a meme, then no. I can just never find the reaction pics I want so I made my own.
#11 to #10 - tomahawkkit (04/04/2014) [-]
"that joke is bad and you should feel bad" is a reaction pic already. you are seriously trying to become something like soundofwinter
#33 to #11 - anon (04/05/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** Hear the sound of this!
User avatar #12 to #11 - mankey (04/04/2014) [-]
*user searches* .....huh that guy really likes Mussolini....I guess you could see the comparison if his username was Mussolini and he drew paint reaction pics of him but, I just don't see it.

Also not all theannoyingFJguy's jokes are bad, so that pic would misrepresent my reaction.
#15 to #12 - soundofwinter (04/04/2014) [-]
My rule will never be toppled.
#18 to #15 - quoterox (04/04/2014) [-]
Hey! I thought you died! I missed your everpresent comments.
Hey! I thought you died! I missed your everpresent comments.
#32 to #18 - soundofwinter (04/05/2014) [-]
I shall make a return
#35 - blacklce (04/05/2014) [-]
They robbed "a one thousnd dollars dollars". Grammar.
#36 to #35 - anon (04/05/2014) [-]
you butt
User avatar #55 - shmitty (04/05/2014) [-]
I work at a movie theater, and i agree with this statement.
#54 - cypprus (04/05/2014) [-]
**cypprus rolled image** international deficit.
#50 - Orc (04/05/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** MFW I steal JOEKEWL from movie theaters.
#71 to #50 - JOEKEWL (04/05/2014) [-]
**JOEKEWL rolled image** mfw I get stolen by Orc.
#42 - kcwsooners ONLINE (04/05/2014) [-]
**kcwsooners rolled image**   
What I steal.
**kcwsooners rolled image**
What I steal.
User avatar #39 - infinitezero (04/05/2014) [-]
I previously worked at a theater, and, yeah, It''s highway robbery. But, the cinemas make virtually no profit on ticket sales. The vast majority of their income stems from concession sales, so you can't blame them for trying to do what a business does, and make money. The day you're allowed to bring your own snacks into a cinema is the day that the cinemas close down.
#40 to #39 - andthenilold ONLINE (04/05/2014) [-]
You can bring food items into the cinema in Sweden, it's pretty nice.
#51 to #40 - Orc (04/05/2014) [-]
Are tickets extremely expensive or something?
#60 to #51 - andthenilold ONLINE (04/05/2014) [-]
They usually cost something like $20. But I guess things are a little more expensive in Sweden compared to America so that number should probably go down a few dollars for better comparison.
User avatar #56 to #51 - darkeyedangel (04/05/2014) [-]
i think i read somewhere that movies are free in sweden
#61 to #56 - andthenilold ONLINE (04/05/2014) [-]
Nope, I've always paid around $20 to watch a new movie at the cinema. At least I haven't heard of any movies being free around here.
User avatar #69 to #61 - darkeyedangel (04/05/2014) [-]
ah i see thanks for the info *crosses sweden off the list of places to go if i wanna be cheap
#43 to #40 - anon (04/05/2014) [-]
Any excuse for you swedefags to try and convince people how awesome your country is, right?
#59 to #43 - andthenilold ONLINE (04/05/2014) [-]
Yeah no, it doesn't matter what country it is, I'm just pointing out how his last comment has actually happened somewhere in the world (and probably in a few other countries as well) but the cinema is still running just fine.
User avatar #45 to #39 - stealingbikes (04/05/2014) [-]
>not allowed to

>do it anyway, along with my flask

>not sorry
#49 to #45 - nemecyst (04/05/2014) [-]
I worked at a movie theater and did it anyway.
I worked at a movie theater and did it anyway.
User avatar #58 to #39 - feelythefeel (04/05/2014) [-]
When I go we always bring a few cans of Coke. We buy everything else, although that's mostly because sneaking in popcorn isn't exactly smart for the obvious reasons.
User avatar #67 to #58 - leonhardt (04/05/2014) [-]
Brimg cans of pepsi.
For that extra " **** you, theater!" taste
User avatar #70 to #67 - feelythefeel (04/05/2014) [-]
I don't like Pepsi.
User avatar #37 - albertjester ONLINE (04/05/2014) [-]
the hell are milk duds?
User avatar #38 to #37 - kommandantvideo (04/05/2014) [-]
Caramel shaped balls covered in chocolate. They're okay, the chocolate is the best part. The caramel gets all chewy and hard to finish though so I'm not a huge fan
User avatar #44 to #38 - leonhardt (04/05/2014) [-]
How do you make something caramel shaped
User avatar #62 to #44 - kommandantvideo (04/05/2014) [-]
caramel (pause) shaped-balls
User avatar #63 to #62 - leonhardt (04/05/2014) [-]
Ball shaped caramels
User avatar #64 to #63 - kommandantvideo (04/05/2014) [-]
shaped balls of caramel
User avatar #65 to #64 - leonhardt (04/05/2014) [-]
Balls of caramel
User avatar #66 to #65 - kommandantvideo (04/05/2014) [-]
caramel balls
User avatar #68 to #66 - leonhardt (04/05/2014) [-]
Finally
#52 to #37 - Orc (04/05/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** My nipples look like milk duds.
#34 - frodofaggins (04/05/2014) [-]
FUN FACT: The paper bag containing the popcorn costs more for the cinema to buy than the actual popcorn itself.
#29 - imagnetsux ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
**imagnetsux rolled image**
#28 - busfullofllamas ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
I've said this on several posts before, but the concession is pretty much the only way that we make any money. We only get to keep about 10% of the tickets price, depending on how new the movie is. If you don't want to spend so much money at the concession, bring in your own 			****		. Most employees don't really care.
I've said this on several posts before, but the concession is pretty much the only way that we make any money. We only get to keep about 10% of the tickets price, depending on how new the movie is. If you don't want to spend so much money at the concession, bring in your own **** . Most employees don't really care.
#30 to #28 - internetnick (04/05/2014) [-]
The movie theater I go to is 2$ tickets.
#41 to #30 - ballwaffle (04/05/2014) [-]
theyre goddamn $12 at mine or 15 if u wanna pay for a 3D headache
User avatar #13 - godtherapist (04/04/2014) [-]
jokexplain
User avatar #14 to #13 - sabertoothmoose (04/04/2014) [-]
Cinema food is hillariously expensive - the robbed him of his 1000$ food
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