(untitled). . blaming your parents for your unattractive genetics Ill, lari' r. alone l!. Looking in the mirror and clearly seeing gray hair. When 19.
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#1 - onceuponagary (03/29/2014) [-]
Looking in the mirror and clearly seeing gray hair. When 19.
Looking in the mirror and clearly seeing gray hair. When 19.
User avatar #8 to #1 - vetis ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
I actually think gray hair looks pretty cool.
#9 to #1 - xtrim (03/30/2014) [-]
I can TOTALLY relate.
User avatar #10 to #1 - darthblam ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
Hey, maybe you can turn out like Steve Martin. Dude got white hair in like his 20's, but he was pretty damn cool.
User avatar #11 to #1 - timmity (03/30/2014) [-]
my first grey hair was at 11, it was spriped really, the btttom grey, then brown, then grey then brown along the length, weird. Also, first grey pube at just 12.
User avatar #17 to #1 - gotbannedicusvile (03/30/2014) [-]
same here. Not all bad, some girls like that.
User avatar #22 to #1 - herbolifee (03/30/2014) [-]
23 and getting notably gray. Haven't met a chick yet that cared about it negatively.
Inb4 duh, you never meet chicks.
User avatar #28 to #22 - onceuponagary (03/30/2014) [-]
duh you never meet chicks
User avatar #25 to #1 - messerauditore (03/30/2014) [-]
I have quite a bit of gray hair too. Started in high school, and I think it was purely from all the stress. Luckily people thought I was funny back then so whenever I was asked about it I'd just say "I'm trying to be the next Steve Martin" and they'd leave it alone from there on out. But I'd have to agree with the others, gray hair is better than no hair.
#41 to #1 - canadianbetamale (03/30/2014) [-]
Aw come on, I'm sure you can work it somehow.
User avatar #62 to #41 - onceuponagary (03/30/2014) [-]
Implying i look anything like Clooney
User avatar #59 to #1 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
Try henna hair dye. It doesn't damage your hair and it'll cover all your greys really well.
#66 to #1 - bann (03/30/2014) [-]
You stress too much, eat more carrots
User avatar #73 to #1 - Hurrrdurrr (03/30/2014) [-]
My hair is originaly blonde, but it's been getting darker and darker the past few years. It's probably gonna end up dark brown or black, it's weird but I accept it, can't do anything about it. Same thing happened to my dad and grandfather
#112 to #1 - jaketasticness (03/30/2014) [-]
Everyone I know that has grey hair at an early age actually became somewhat popular...
User avatar #6 to #1 - willindor (03/30/2014) [-]
At least you have hair.
#4 to #1 - boomerpyro (03/30/2014) [-]
look in mirror and clearly seeing gray hair. when albino
#53 to #4 - nemecyst ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
I-is that shapeshifter by lemonfont?

Despite being a sex-based series it was just so.. great, I really wish the artist had continued the story.
#54 to #53 - boomerpyro (03/30/2014) [-]
yes, yes it is. god knows how much time i spent reading shapeshifter fanfictions
#155 to #54 - blargchikahonkhonk (03/30/2014) [-]
do you know any good fanfics to start with. after reading the orginal i wasnt aware that people wrote fanfiction for it
User avatar #159 to #155 - boomerpyro (03/31/2014) [-]
no sorry, not fanfictions about lemonfont, only fanfics that have shapeshifters (like alex mercer) in them
#55 to #54 - nemecyst ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
Ewww fanfic.

I will accept nothing but the original artists work, and that applies to just about anything.

I feel like all of the great stories are ended far too soon, like Chimneyspeak.
#85 to #55 - alucord (03/30/2014) [-]
Wait , are you using chimneyspeak as an example or did I miss a picture or something?

I feel bad and I miss it, but like futurama, I feel its better for it to have a controlled and intended end rather than just slowly dying off or being rushed.

User avatar #87 to #85 - nemecyst ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
I was using it as an example, chimneyspeak is honestly one of my two favorite webcomics of all time. My favorite ongoing is Trying Human.

I almost cried a little when I thought Elgie died.

Is there anywhere were you can still read Chimneyspeak?
#92 to #87 - alucord (03/30/2014) [-]
I was enraged when I thought Elgie was gone. MFW

I don't know, I haven't been back. I mean to go back and buy the penny dreadulls and support Redd or whatever the new comic is once I get some cash.

Give me some time, ill get back too you.
User avatar #95 to #92 - nemecyst ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
Just read his tumblr, he's gonna put it out in a pdf at some point and get the penny dreadfuls back up, but its all tba.
User avatar #57 to #55 - boomerpyro (03/30/2014) [-]
ah, fanfictions can be horrible outlets for teenage girls where they write about how much harry potter gets molested by Allan Rickman but there are also wonderful works of art that are hidden within the fandom
User avatar #58 to #57 - nemecyst ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
See, as a writer, I feel like the only person who can truly grasp the nuances of each character is the original creator, because there are things you know about your character that will never come up in your story, but will in someones fanfic, and it could be entirely wrong. I feel like if you want to show your adoration for an author you should learn from their writing style instead of taking and twisting their characters.
User avatar #60 to #58 - boomerpyro (03/30/2014) [-]
twisting and expanding are 2 different things, twisting is quite foul but expanding the unexplored parts of an abused wizard can be an entertaining journey
User avatar #61 to #60 - nemecyst ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
Eh, different strokes for different folks. On an unrelated note you seem like a pretty cool person, would you like to read the opening chapters for one of my stories and critique it?
User avatar #63 to #61 - boomerpyro (03/30/2014) [-]
sure, send me a link
User avatar #65 to #64 - boomerpyro (03/30/2014) [-]
the first thing i would like to point out is that you start far too many sentences with valerie. find some other roundabout ways to talk about valerie
User avatar #67 to #65 - nemecyst ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
Yeah I haven't had a chance to go back and edit it since someone else pointed that out. College has kept me pretty busy.
#18 to #4 - mrdavidamnesia (03/30/2014) [-]
****		 YEAH!! LEMONFONT!!!!   
Have a cute owl!!
**** YEAH!! LEMONFONT!!!!
Have a cute owl!!
#26 to #18 - boomerpyro (03/30/2014) [-]
i'd rather prefer a thumb ;)
but thanks for the owl, have a thumb and this

brownie points if you find out where this picture is from
User avatar #27 to #26 - mrdavidamnesia (03/30/2014) [-]
HOLY **** !!!!
SLEEPING WITH THE GIRLS?!
User avatar #30 to #27 - boomerpyro (03/30/2014) [-]
yes, have you read it? i've been a fan since a week after it came out on fanfiction.net
User avatar #31 to #30 - mrdavidamnesia (03/30/2014) [-]
A bit...
Tenchi is awesome.
User avatar #33 to #31 - boomerpyro (03/30/2014) [-]
i know right? i love a proper fan-of-the-show-ends-up-inside-it trope
do you read any other fanfictions? perhaps some harry potter ones? anime?
www.fanfiction.net/s/8324961/1/Magical-Me
User avatar #34 to #33 - mrdavidamnesia (03/30/2014) [-]
Not really, I usually write my own stories.
Mostly dark stuff anyways, like Lovecraft.
But if anything, Hetalia fanfics make me laugh all the time. XD
User avatar #35 to #34 - boomerpyro (03/30/2014) [-]
dark stuff is good stuff. certain crossovers are fun too, a scenario like this: fat nerd/manchild ends up in Usagii's body.... oh god the laughs
#36 to #35 - mrdavidamnesia (03/30/2014) [-]
Unusual, but intriguing.    
I usually surf DeviantArt, but my favorite has to be this one:   

			
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It's about a kid who dies for 5 minutes and during so, meets elder gods for 50 years.
Unusual, but intriguing.
I usually surf DeviantArt, but my favorite has to be this one:
You need to login to view this link
It's about a kid who dies for 5 minutes and during so, meets elder gods for 50 years.
User avatar #37 to #36 - boomerpyro (03/30/2014) [-]
nice, in case you tried to delete this (it's what my notification is telling me) i already clicked the link and it seems interesting
User avatar #38 to #37 - mrdavidamnesia (03/30/2014) [-]
It was mainly a focus on torture and chaos, but instead I made it into some High School fantasy story....
User avatar #39 to #37 - mrdavidamnesia (03/30/2014) [-]
Also, I don't think I tried to delete the post.
Maybe a glitch...
User avatar #2 to #1 - mechaemperor (03/30/2014) [-]
Grey hair>receding hairline
User avatar #32 to #2 - boomerpyro (03/30/2014) [-]
grey hair>albino
User avatar #50 to #32 - utah (03/30/2014) [-]
albino>person in mirror blinks
User avatar #51 to #50 - boomerpyro (03/30/2014) [-]
your eyelids are transparent>simply saw yourself blink
#72 to #51 - fzjoss (03/30/2014) [-]
There are 3 grey hairs in my pubes
There are 3 grey hairs in my pubes
#24 - bitchesbanthymine (03/30/2014) [-]
Lemongrab's gone full-on North Korea in more recent episodes.
#29 to #24 - RedHulk (03/30/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled image** *cough* Merica *cough*
#78 to #29 - thefates ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
I'm American and we hate our country almost as much as other countries do. Please don't be a little bitch.
User avatar #71 to #24 - givememoarpony (03/30/2014) [-]
inb4 admin is lemongrab
User avatar #70 to #24 - seratyo (03/30/2014) [-]
FOR LEMONHOOOOOOOOPE
User avatar #86 to #70 - tvfreakuk (03/30/2014) [-]
Looking forward to finding out who Finn's real dad is tho
User avatar #89 to #86 - seratyo (03/30/2014) [-]
INB4 it's Pendleton Ward
#93 to #89 - tvfreakuk (03/30/2014) [-]
That would actually be pretty funny though
User avatar #94 to #93 - seratyo (03/30/2014) [-]
Those spikes are little pink best buds. Adventure Time was just one long ad the whole time.
#97 to #94 - tvfreakuk (03/30/2014) [-]
And look at this
< Finn's Dad from the alternate timeline in the 'Finn The Human/Jake The Dog' episode
Same little squiggly hair at the top of the head
User avatar #99 to #97 - seratyo (03/30/2014) [-]
Oh yeah hehe. I didn't see that. Well, come one April twentieth!
#15 - guldknight (03/30/2014) [-]
What time is it ?
What time is it ?
#68 - theakwardturtle (03/30/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#7 - jvjpgirl (03/30/2014) [-]
the gif
the gif
User avatar #3 - redozone (03/30/2014) [-]
If you look like your parents and your parents managed to get laid, you're not doing too bad at all, are you?
User avatar #5 to #3 - salihzzz (03/30/2014) [-]
my dads a rapist
User avatar #16 to #5 - moorgar (03/30/2014) [-]
well.... still got laid
#40 to #5 - mrswagly (03/30/2014) [-]
Then you should have that upper body strength just like your dad, get out and bag some hoes.
Then you should have that upper body strength just like your dad, get out and bag some hoes.
#43 to #40 - salihzzz (03/30/2014) [-]
what if halfway trough she overpowers me and starts raping me? I don't think i could handle that emotional scar.
what if halfway trough she overpowers me and starts raping me? I don't think i could handle that emotional scar.
#47 to #43 - mrswagly (03/30/2014) [-]
Look everything's fine unless she pulls out a strap on, then you start singing the beach boys and praying.
User avatar #76 to #47 - kotetsulovesfj (03/30/2014) [-]
I've seen this image so many times, I don't even remember what was originally said. I remember the voice perfectly, which makes it worse, since it seems even more real.
User avatar #84 to #76 - mrswagly (03/30/2014) [-]
Big meaty claws is what he said originally
User avatar #91 to #84 - kotetsulovesfj (03/30/2014) [-]
thank you so much.It's been tormenting me
User avatar #156 to #144 - kotetsulovesfj (03/30/2014) [-]
First I've seen of this one. More familiar with the one "Rev up those punchlines in the title"
User avatar #79 to #5 - WtfStrawberries (03/30/2014) [-]
your mom was attractive enough to get a rapist.
User avatar #44 to #5 - honkan (03/30/2014) [-]
That's not very nice.
#45 to #44 - salihzzz (03/30/2014) [-]
ah guy with the timer as profile pic
User avatar #46 to #45 - honkan (03/30/2014) [-]
I'm hardly the only one any more.
User avatar #19 to #5 - schnizel (03/30/2014) [-]
Sereš
#21 to #19 - salihzzz (03/30/2014) [-]
you've caught on, ABANDON THREAD!
you've caught on, ABANDON THREAD!
#23 - samoaspider (03/30/2014) [-]
But your ugly-ass parents got laid, so there really are no excuses for you not even trying.

"Life is hard? No, it is you who suck at it" - Simpsons
#52 to #23 - anon (03/30/2014) [-]
That's the spirit.
#75 - bigpotato (03/30/2014) [-]
18, but looks like a 13-year-old.. thanks, mom..
18, but looks like a 13-year-old.. thanks, mom..
#90 to #75 - saltyfries (03/30/2014) [-]
better than being 24 and looking like you're 40 since you've been 15, you have no idea the amount of embarrassing situations I've been in because of that...
pic related, me at Chicago last year June
#105 to #90 - Orc (03/30/2014) [-]
No offense, but I think it's your weight and the way you dress.
User avatar #109 to #105 - saltyfries (03/30/2014) [-]
none taken, I was always a big dude, I"m like almost 6'3'' with shoes on and weigh about 275lbs. now, you should see me with a beard... As for the way I dress, I'm not a brand name guy, I'll wear anything really so long as it looks decent and I'm comfy.
User avatar #135 to #109 - zackmorris (03/30/2014) [-]
Denim shorts have never looked decent. Ever.
User avatar #143 to #135 - saltyfries (03/30/2014) [-]
I like em :/, it's a Wisconsin thing
#113 to #109 - Orc (03/30/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** Try turning your hat around. You gain 50 swag points for turning your hat around.
#82 to #75 - flufflepuff (03/30/2014) [-]
when you're 35, you'll be happy to look younger
User avatar #96 - kolpster (03/30/2014) [-]
My parents are attractive. no incest
My siblings are attractive. no incest
I'm a ******* ape. no bestiality
Seriously genetics, what the **** ?
#104 to #96 - Orc (03/30/2014) [-]
family photo or gtfo
User avatar #160 to #104 - kolpster (03/31/2014) [-]
Sister lives in Lincoln.
Other sister lives in London.
Brother... **** , dunno what he does.
Yeah.
No.
#101 to #96 - Zeigh (03/30/2014) [-]
You're a random mutation.
#124 - McFuckUp (03/30/2014) [-]
** ******** rolled image** my parents
#77 - dannyfiveinlive ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
When you grow up into your features.
#20 - gaifgt (03/30/2014) [-]
When you're 17, have a beard, and already growing gray chin hairs.
#98 - drooms (03/30/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #128 to #98 - jnovuse (03/30/2014) [-]
Please tell me that is from some next gen Adventure Time RPG...
User avatar #121 to #98 - anonshenanigans (03/30/2014) [-]
That is so freaking neat-o
#69 - icameheretotroll (03/30/2014) [-]
That feel when everyone in your family is attractive and you have nobody to blame for your ugliness
That feel when everyone in your family is attractive and you have nobody to blame for your ugliness
User avatar #74 to #69 - morkoelorko ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
maybe you're adopted
#132 - dinosaursinspace (03/30/2014) [-]
**dinosaursinspace rolled image** my parents
#127 - anon (03/30/2014) [-]
*******		 6 foot tall amazon woman, thanks dad. big head, thanks dad. bitch face, thanks mom.
******* 6 foot tall amazon woman, thanks dad. big head, thanks dad. bitch face, thanks mom.
User avatar #150 to #127 - roflsaucer (03/30/2014) [-]
You'd be surprised how many men like tall women.
#133 to #127 - jizzonmypants (03/30/2014) [-]
that's kinda sexy
User avatar #130 to #127 - logickid (03/30/2014) [-]
As long as you are pretty enough people would want to have snu snu with you.
#12 - guldknight (03/30/2014) [-]
Leaving home
Leaving home
#100 - tailsx (03/30/2014) [-]
**tailsx rolled image** Mfw
**tailsx rolled image** Mfw
#161 - anon (04/04/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 383**
#157 - albertjester (03/30/2014) [-]
only 19. already getting enough grey hairs to be noticable. thanks dad. balding by my early 30s is going to be ******* fun.
#158 to #157 - tvfreakuk (03/30/2014) [-]
My dad's bald.
But thankfully I take more after my mam (even though I'm a guy) and I have glorious wavy hair (except in the wind, when it just gets frizzy as **** and completely unmanageable)
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