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#24 - wishiluis (03/04/2014) [+] (12 replies)
stickied by amangottaeat
User avatar #19 - amangottaeat (03/04/2014) [+] (24 replies)
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Thanks for all the thumbs! They mean alot and I still dont know how to get made or when I do could some of you help me out? I use to be here when all you needed was an account. Tl;Dr I need **** explained to me and how to get it
#13 - murphypop ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
WORST. ********* . EVER.
User avatar #18 to #13 - trogdorrules (03/04/2014) [-]
They need to make a skull fleshlight
#79 to #18 - burningsmurfs (03/05/2014) [-]
I've had too much internet today, I was incredibly surprised it didn't have someone saying it was a fleshlight or that they had tried to 			****		 it in the content...off to bed with me
I've had too much internet today, I was incredibly surprised it didn't have someone saying it was a fleshlight or that they had tried to **** it in the content...off to bed with me
User avatar #44 to #13 - negativeone (03/04/2014) [-]
Speak for yourself.
#58 - keybladewarrior (03/04/2014) [-]
Now that's what I call a crystal skull.
Now that's what I call a crystal skull.
#38 - captaincapital ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
**captaincapital rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at J/K i dont have any friends ** what is this and why is it
**captaincapital rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at J/K i dont have any friends ** what is this and why is it
#71 to #38 - anon (03/04/2014) [-]
would you take a look a this sweet-ass roll, slut?
User avatar #117 to #38 - andreweasley (03/05/2014) [-]
I bet you creamed your jeans when you got this roll... That's a good roll
#154 to #38 - despicablemaz (03/05/2014) [-]
Your great roll backfired. People are too busy appreciating the roll to actually answer the ******* question.
#7 - theannoyingFJguy (03/04/2014) [-]
It looks just like a man!
#60 - chinosquad (03/04/2014) [-]
>saw first picture   
>my thoughts   
>"how much money would I stick my dick in that for?"   
>MFW I would do it for free
>saw first picture
>my thoughts
>"how much money would I stick my dick in that for?"
>MFW I would do it for free
User avatar #62 to #60 - nimithecat (03/04/2014) [-]
it would be like putting your dick in the blender.
Just look how sharp those are..
#67 to #60 - anon (03/04/2014) [-]
true meaning of skull ****
#8 - madjack (03/04/2014) [-]
"They are not rocks, Marie. They are minerals."
#85 to #8 - melwach (03/05/2014) [-]
Does this really need to be posted EVERY time when something is remotely related to rocks or minerals?    
   
<--  in before "deal with it"
Does this really need to be posted EVERY time when something is remotely related to rocks or minerals?

<-- in before "deal with it"
User avatar #151 to #85 - leafonthewind (03/05/2014) [-]
yes
User avatar #142 to #85 - madjack (03/05/2014) [-]
No, it doesnt.
#128 - pokebulbasaur (03/05/2014) [-]
This has to be the most metal fleshlight ever.
#126 - ahhmygoditsjack (03/05/2014) [-]
Remind me of this
User avatar #158 to #126 - thundercloud (03/05/2014) [-]
love the thing
#159 to #126 - solarknight (03/05/2014) [-]
what is that?
#170 to #159 - Ulmer (03/05/2014) [-]
Your worst goddamn nightmare.
Your worst goddamn nightmare.
#181 to #173 - Ulmer (03/05/2014) [-]
JOIN US
JOIN US
#188 to #187 - Ulmer (03/05/2014) [-]
9/11, would blow air out of my nose again. But seriously, watch John Carpenter's The Thing and it's 2011 prequel. You won't regret it.
9/11, would blow air out of my nose again. But seriously, watch John Carpenter's The Thing and it's 2011 prequel. You won't regret it.
User avatar #189 to #188 - Ulmer (03/05/2014) [-]
Also, ahhmygoditsjack, have a gif of your picture.
User avatar #191 to #189 - ahhmygoditsjack (03/06/2014) [-]
Hell yeah!
#190 to #188 - brokenboulevard (03/05/2014) [-]
Advice taken, Will do,
Advice taken, Will do,
#84 - tgrove (03/05/2014) [-]
mine
User avatar #90 to #84 - wilfredfanforever (03/05/2014) [-]
We don't talk about that.
User avatar #96 to #90 - vortexrain (03/05/2014) [-]
It ******* happened, get over it.
#97 to #96 - demonfox (03/05/2014) [-]
No. We will never acknowledge it's existance
User avatar #99 to #97 - vortexrain (03/05/2014) [-]
You know what else happened? Dragonball Evolution, The Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, and The last Airbender.
#100 to #99 - demonfox (03/05/2014) [-]
Nope, no never happened.
User avatar #101 to #100 - vortexrain (03/05/2014) [-]
Prove it.
#103 to #101 - demonfox (03/05/2014) [-]
Prove what?
User avatar #106 to #103 - vortexrain (03/05/2014) [-]
That the previously mentioned movies, never happened.
#108 to #106 - demonfox (03/05/2014) [-]
No need to because they never happened
#120 to #119 - demonfox (03/05/2014) [-]
I reject your reality and substitute my own
User avatar #121 to #120 - vortexrain (03/05/2014) [-]
You'd make a good christian. Yes, I brought religion into this.
#123 to #121 - demonfox (03/05/2014) [-]
well it was bound to happen sooner or later
User avatar #125 to #123 - vortexrain (03/05/2014) [-]
Well, I could've gone to Hitler.
#127 to #125 - demonfox (03/05/2014) [-]
and now you have lets do ponies next and get it over with
#132 to #130 - demonfox (03/05/2014) [-]
AND THERE YOU HAVE IT! The funnyjunk trifecta thank you ladies and gentlemen.
User avatar #133 to #132 - vortexrain (03/05/2014) [-]
Goodnight Everybody.
User avatar #98 to #84 - avatardsucks (03/05/2014) [-]
personally i dont get why people hate the crystal skull movie so much, sure it wasnt amazing but it was a decent action/adventure flick. I thought the raft parachute scene from the second movie was dumber than nuking the fridge.
User avatar #156 to #98 - tiredofthis (03/05/2014) [-]
I liked Crystal Skull too.
#42 - whutdafuq (03/04/2014) [-]
Can I use this as a fleshlight?
User avatar #43 to #42 - roflstorm (03/04/2014) [-]
Is your name Geodude?
#46 to #42 - meatygoodness (03/04/2014) [-]
You can use anything with the right attitude
#17 - alstorp (03/04/2014) [-]
Hank approves of mineral vagina.
Hank approves of mineral vagina.
User avatar #45 to #17 - meatygoodness (03/04/2014) [-]
"Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?"
#63 - OldSnake ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
"It belongs in a museum."
User avatar #76 to #63 - reican (03/05/2014) [-]
Dun-dudutuu-dun-duduu
#75 - ronnnycombo (03/05/2014) [-]
**ronnnycombo rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at TJ2 ** is it wrong that I wanna stick my dick in the first one?
User avatar #149 to #14 - profkitty ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
What is that from?
User avatar #150 to #14 - dodecahedron (03/05/2014) [-]
**** those ******* , horrible enemies
#160 to #14 - solarknight (03/05/2014) [-]
what's that?
User avatar #182 to #160 - mrmarcooler (03/05/2014) [-]
An enemy from Dark Souls. Crystal Hollow/Undead in Dukes archives.
They flock around you and hit like a truck.
#59 - joekerr ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
nice rocks
#87 to #59 - thempc ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
oohhh boy have i waited a while for this gif to be relevant
oohhh boy have i waited a while for this gif to be relevant
User avatar #184 to #87 - joekerr ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
you're welcome
User avatar #82 - monsieurhonkhonk (03/05/2014) [-]
I thought the first one was the world's most dangerous fleshlight.
User avatar #83 to #82 - amangottaeat (03/05/2014) [-]
its not?
#176 - acask (03/05/2014) [-]
mfw the first one
#134 - okamiterasu ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#172 to #155 - okamiterasu ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
Price: US $3,900
Price: US $3,900
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