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#1 - doujinshi (01/22/2014) [-]
They were telling me I was inbred.. but I was only just inbread.
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User avatar #4 - gaifgt (01/23/2014) [-]
there was a rumor going around in my school that i molested and raped a girl but im actually gay
User avatar #32 - athojew (01/23/2014) [-]
In grade 3 i was a problem child so I left the school to go to anger management classes. 6 years later I bumped into some kids from my old school and apparently the rumor of why i left was that I had been arrested and was in Juvy
User avatar #7 - thatonetyler (01/23/2014) [-]
there was a rumor going around that i had sex with my gf, we were only in 7th grade so that **** was serious back then, the rumor ruined our "relationship" which kinda sucks because now she hates me and she turned out to be really hot, and got some big ol titties and she has no gag reflex...
User avatar #9 to #8 - thatonetyler (01/23/2014) [-]
hmm, she swallows, has freckles, her whole back is covered with these sexy butterfly tattoo's, has red haired pubes, DD tits, EXTREMELY flexible, cute smile, just got her braces off, BIG nice ass, and to top it all off, shes that cute shy girl who when you get to know her she turns out to be awesome and can get real naughty
#10 to #9 - saucegod (01/23/2014) [-]
And why/how did the rumor ruin your "relationship"? Were you implying that you guys used to be friends until the rumor? I swear that girl was overreacting over something like that if it was true.
User avatar #12 to #10 - thatonetyler (01/23/2014) [-]
ok so what happened was we were young and **** , friends and then we started to date, and back then sex was a big no,no(unlike today) so when this rumor happened i was praised because most guys dont get ridiculed for having sex, while the girl gets called a slut,whore etc.. now since we were young and she got called those names it took her toll on her, so we broke up and really didnt talk for a couple of years, I avoided her for the most part because i blamed myself for her being teased back then. Fast-forward 5 years, we start to become friends again, and bri just got out of a relationship, she has become shy again but only to people she doesnt know, its kinda cute, so we start to talk and im like wow this is ******* awesome im talking to my ex, puberty went amazing for her, cant wait to actually try to date her, and try to make love with this beautiful specimen, BUT then another obstacle falls into place this girl named emily starts to notice me, and I notice her. Now emily is a very very cute girl, extremely nice, smart, HUGE ASS like god damn! and she has a amazing personality, but her downside is shes way into makeup and looks down on herself sometimes and shes a cheerleader but that doesnt matter, so back the obstacle, so emily comes into the picture and i start talking to her, and im talking to bri at the same time, its tricky but im trying to figure out who to choose, so i come close to choosing and i choose Emily, well i ****** up, emily finds out i talked to bri and bri finds out i talked to emily, Both now hate me, Emily ****** up any chance i got with any of her friends, and bri acts like im non existant, so thats one of my many **** up story's i got a couple more if you'd like to hear them.
#13 to #12 - saucegod (01/23/2014) [-]
Man... Sorry about that. Yeah, sure if you want. I am here. You should at least try to explain to Bri about what actually happened. Some girls like honesty. I hope you build a relationship with her asap, not date n **** . If a girl don't like/love you for being yourself, you might as well forget about them.
User avatar #18 to #13 - thatonetyler (01/23/2014) [-]
PART 3 of my failures with girls : AMY, now amy was special, i never felt this way about a girl before, she was goofy, cute, nice,smart, just alll around a good person, now we started to talk last February, and we kicked things off right away, we both fell in love with eachother, just my love was a little more stronger, so we're all lovey dovey and stuff but then june comes around. we didnt officially date because im leaving for the army on june 17th. so the morning of my leave date i get a text saying she cant wait to see me and she'll wait for me and how proud she is and the text was also attached with a picture of us at her graduation which i did volunteer work for just to see her and my friends graduate, so I get to reception and i have my phone for 3 more days and talk to her, telling her i cant wait to see her again etc... so during BCT you only can write letters, so thats what i did, but i broke, i got so sad from never getting a letter back from here(turns out i forgot 1 letter in her address, she didnt get my letters until my last week of BCT) so during my training i was very distraught because of her, and heartbroken, it sucked. So i come back and shes at college, so i wont be able to see her till she visits home, well she visits home a 7 or 8 times in a 2 month span and never tells me or says she is to busy to hang, so then thanksgiving comes around she is still to busy, i still like her though ALOT! so christmas comes around she has 35 days off for break, so 8 or 9 days into her break still havnt seen her im getting pissed, call her out, get into a huge arguement she tells me she moved on and not to expect her to wait for me, and how hard it was for her over the summer(bitch i got shot at) and all this other **** , so needless to say I told her to **** herself and all this, btw college changed her, she used to despise drinking/cursing but now she does both all the ******* time so yeah **** me
#21 to #18 - saucegod (01/23/2014) [-]
That had to suck, man. Past is past.    
   
6 years ago, I used to have best friend Eddie in Junior school. He fell in love with my CLOSE female friend, there was nothing sexual going on between me and her in that time to be honest. Shes 7/10 and I 5/10. Eddie and she started to date. One year passed... We are still close friend at that time. Occasionally, she would complain about Eddie n things and I would listen to her. Few months later, she confessed she likes me and still likes me. WHAT THE 			****		? I feel like we are more like sister and brother... But I sometimes had sexual fantasy about her. Sht have been goin on for few more months, we would make out and things(no sex though) even tho shes still with Eddie. sht was so cash. I cant help it but feel bad for Eddie cuz NTR'd. I stopped doing this 			****		 with her and told her to be honest with Eddie. I feel so bad cuz I started to like her. Eddie and I almost got in a fight but Eddie understands her feelings and let it go. I apologized to Eddie and we are all cool now. She's in love with Eddie and still with him even now. Love is amazing thing, i tell you. Eddie is lucky to have her.    
   
Now I think I am 7/10 now. Your average neckbeard(Not that bad) Without beard, I look ugly af lol.
That had to suck, man. Past is past.

6 years ago, I used to have best friend Eddie in Junior school. He fell in love with my CLOSE female friend, there was nothing sexual going on between me and her in that time to be honest. Shes 7/10 and I 5/10. Eddie and she started to date. One year passed... We are still close friend at that time. Occasionally, she would complain about Eddie n things and I would listen to her. Few months later, she confessed she likes me and still likes me. WHAT THE **** ? I feel like we are more like sister and brother... But I sometimes had sexual fantasy about her. Sht have been goin on for few more months, we would make out and things(no sex though) even tho shes still with Eddie. sht was so cash. I cant help it but feel bad for Eddie cuz NTR'd. I stopped doing this **** with her and told her to be honest with Eddie. I feel so bad cuz I started to like her. Eddie and I almost got in a fight but Eddie understands her feelings and let it go. I apologized to Eddie and we are all cool now. She's in love with Eddie and still with him even now. Love is amazing thing, i tell you. Eddie is lucky to have her.

Now I think I am 7/10 now. Your average neckbeard(Not that bad) Without beard, I look ugly af lol.
User avatar #22 to #21 - thatonetyler (01/23/2014) [-]
dude with a beard im ugly as all hell! haha but yeah love is a very strange thing, but its wonderful, and even in the lowest of lows, you can always find it also i have a regret story, but ill keep it short, ****** a girl, we'll call her S, and S never told me she had a bf, well i would go over for the occasionally bj and after the first time we ****** i find out she has a bf, i ******* got out of that place like a ******* sperm coming out of a dick haha, yeah i dont talk to the hoe no moe
#23 to #22 - saucegod (01/23/2014) [-]
Girls like that, man....

Good talk with you, i gotta go. it is getting late for me. Good night
User avatar #14 to #13 - thatonetyler (01/23/2014) [-]
ehh its been a year, but the next couple of stories show how much girls suck, So here is my second story of being a Alpha beta, okay so 10th grade, little old me in highschool, i start to work at a local steak house called Hoss's, become friends with the older employee's(juniors in my school) they are fond of me, i become friends with a very sexy italian girl named tess, a brown haired freckle girl named eileen and my best buddy bryan. Now fast foward 7 months to prom, ive been friends with them for a while and developed a crush over eileen, so i get egged on to ask her to prom, why not!? so she says yes! woo ******* hoo! now prom rolls around and we get there, dance, have fun, she was a 7/10 on grinding but tess was a 9/10 and my buddys gf at the time zoey had dat donk and was a 10/10, ok so prom ends, and we go to tess's for a Partyyyy! now keep in mind we're all under 18 at this time in life, so we start to party and stuff, tess's date tristan kiss's bryan, and bryan kisses eileen, now i did not know bryan kissed eileen, like i was so distraught when i found out at work like 1 week later, cas i liked this girl a lot, like damn **** sucked and it was my first real heartbreak, Damn.... okay so next part of the story......... so fast foward to my junior year, their senior year, i am in love with tess, she's gorgeous, smart,tan, nice tits etc... shes a 10/10 im a 8/10, and ill be the first one to admit shes out of my leauge, so tess and me start to get closer and closer, she picks me up every morning for school, we work out together, do everything together, we become very close, then she friendzones me... ****** ME right!?! well after spending a couple of months in the friendzone tess starts to like me back, **** yes!, so we go to the movies, she drives me home i kiss her(first kiss with a girl, shes a 10/10 not mad at all) we become more than friends after this, start doing long romantic walks, hold hands, become a thing, awesome right!? WRONG!
#16 to #14 - saucegod (01/23/2014) [-]
I know not all girls are like this but I seriously dislike girls who are dense/carefree like that... I have a feeling the next story of your is ntr.
User avatar #15 to #14 - thatonetyler (01/23/2014) [-]
so fast forward a month later after our lovey dovey stuff, tess says "hey tyler sleep over tonight, we will set up the tent in the yard, grab a bottle and have a good night' woohoo im getting laid!!, well i go over to her house early because i left something there from the previous night, now what i forgot to tell you is im 16 but i dont have my license and im driving my dads car and he's not home, he is in the Bahamas, with my step moms, so my grandma is the one who is checking up on me, so while im gone and so is the car, she checks on me, calls my dad, and i get into a ********* of trouble so no sleep over, no sex, im grounded, i dont talk to tess for about a month after that, all her feelings for me faded away, and she friendzoned me again, a few months after this i flip **** , call her out for random **** , tell her my feelings, she aint having it, i get kicked to the curb, we're not really friends anymore
User avatar #20 to #15 - thatonetyler (01/23/2014) [-]
and i gained a very flirtatious reputation throughout my school so now girls dont really give me a chance just because of the emily and bri thing haha fml!
#17 to #15 - saucegod (01/23/2014) [-]
Did you at least tell her that you got in trouble anyways? I will admit you kinda **** that up regardless. Sorry, man. Are you going to a college?
User avatar #19 to #17 - thatonetyler (01/23/2014) [-]
haha dude it was definitely my fault on the tess one, but she could have looked past me not being able to hang for one month and nah im gonna be going to community college soon
#24 to #7 - oosskkyy (01/23/2014) [-]
Same think happened to me....except we were in college.... x100 worse when you are both grown ass adults.
User avatar #36 to #24 - thatonetyler (01/23/2014) [-]
i feel yah mah man, **** sucks! but hey life goes on and im enjoying my single life
#29 - mrfumbles (01/23/2014) [-]
back in 7th grade, some girls started spreading rumors that i wanted to commit suicide why in the world someone would do that, i have no clue. . eventually the teachers and the principle heard of it and called up my mom. it ended up with me taking almost a years worth of therapy which didnt help, because i didnt want to kill myself in the first place , and everyone looking at me differently for a while.

im guessing this was the face of the person/people who decided to scare the **** out of my mom and drag a years worth of my life to therapy
User avatar #28 - evilanakie ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
there was a rumor that i was a guy for a while
it started because when i was in the locker room i was walking about trying to find my wash bag and **** . it was the middle of summer and i had just got out of com service part of my program (free education pah CHILD SLAVERY I SAY! but it teaches morals and **** )
and because i didnt shave often i had a really bad case of sideburns i thought i would shave in the rest of the beard off in the shower at school rather than shower at home that pissed brown water
anyway
i was walking about the showers when one of the girls came up to me and pulled off my towel revealing my mens underwear (cause the frilly **** on girls panties hurt when youre running around the school and bushlands)
also there was that one time my old wallet was on an angle in my jean pockets (which are deep as **** and i had a card board tube for a wallet at the time) and i had a speech to preform and as i preformed it there were a lot of smirks at me
later that night my "friend" pulled me aside the bike keep and showed me a pic of my pants with a giant ******* bulge popping out the side
but hey! now all the dykes at school hang about me like stray cats rubbing up against me like i was the tuna lunch special!
its good to be Kueen


User avatar #31 to #30 - evilanakie ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
a quick explanation of what i just said
because i cant words
#27 - John Cena (01/23/2014) [-]
I went to the hospital and my best friend started telling people that i died...
User avatar #11 - archoflife ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
That i was secretly asian yet i am more white than milk
User avatar #6 - theguywhoaskswhy (01/23/2014) [-]
That I had died in a gang war. Despite not being part of any gang and continuing to attend school.
User avatar #34 - frutus ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
My mate was rumoured to fall in to a coma after he got the vaccine for the swine flu.
He showed up to school 2 days later and everybody thought he was already dead.
All he got was a bit of a headache, so he took 2 days off from school.
#33 - aytoktonik (01/23/2014) [-]
That I was a sex machine or something while actually I have to do sex for 2.5 years now .
User avatar #25 - lilithsupernatural (01/23/2014) [-]
recent rumor. Im currently on medical leave from my highschool due to headaches and swelling in the brain. i have been off since September and the other day i had to go in for a drivers ed lesson. I found out that a lot of people at my school think i not only dropped out but that i dropped out because im pregnant with my ex's baby apparently he told people we hooked up a few months after we broke up and that it was in august. . Apparently this is also the reason my grandparents on my mothers side wont talk to me (My cousins go to the same school so apparently they heard this rumor, told my grandparents and it resulting in me not being invited for Christmas by my own ******* mother).. Even though im not pregnant, not signs of pregnancy, and never actually hooked up with my ex.
I find it kind of funny since it just shows how much any of these people cared about me since not one person asked me if it was true.
User avatar #26 to #25 - higaphix (01/23/2014) [-]
Hey man I'm sorry to hear that, that ******* sucks!
#5 - John Cena (01/23/2014) [-]
Those Facebook questions thing said somebody said I could not kill another person, then you have to get points or ******** if you wanna find out who said it... **** facebook I just call it my phonebook.
User avatar #3 - zytherman (01/22/2014) [-]
There was once a rumor that I took part in a gay porno in Spain.

I have no ******* idea where that sort of thing would even start to become a believable rumor
User avatar #2 - sabcy (01/22/2014) [-]
people thought I dropped out, for 2 years. I was in school the whole time.
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