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I ******* HATE STONERS.
Now before all you pot smokers get all buttmad. let me explain a bit.
I don' t hate pot smokers. in fact. i smoke pot.
what I hate is the whole "stoner culture"
if you care about 430 in any way, i hate you
if you feel the need to buy lots of things with a pot leaf on them. **** you. i really hate you.
of the ******* morons who always talk about legalizing it because its medicine? yeah.
thats great and all, but YOU ARENT USING IT FOR MEDICINE so **** CNT.
To you people who will go on for hours pretending to be some sort of drug expert? You can
**** off too.
will never make fun of my friends for not smoking. and i' ll never pressure them. because
if they want to. they Naking would.
Mk, i say again. I don' t give a **** about peace and love.
so just let me smoke my ******* weed. and go **** yourselves stoner faggots
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User avatar #108 - surfby (01/22/2014) [-]
I care about 4/20

its my birthday :'(
#268 to #108 - John Cena (01/22/2014) [-]
sieg heil!
User avatar #297 to #108 - pikapimp (01/22/2014) [-]
its also hitlers birthday
#118 to #108 - John Cena (01/22/2014) [-]
420 BRAH LEGALIZE IT AND BLAZE UP N ****
User avatar #347 to #108 - tranquilizer (01/22/2014) [-]
Born to blaze
User avatar #431 to #108 - Ankou (01/23/2014) [-]
I will remember this, and give you a group of pixels assembled in the formation of a cake
#453 to #108 - Ankou (04/20/2014) [-]
Happy Birthday!
#456 to #453 - John Cena (09/27/2014) [-]
*************
#454 to #453 - surfby (04/28/2014) [-]
you...you remembered
User avatar #455 to #454 - Ankou (04/28/2014) [-]
I am a man of my word
User avatar #362 to #108 - qwertyuioplkjh (01/22/2014) [-]
Exactly - no-one cares about it
#242 to #108 - arcticastronaut (01/22/2014) [-]
Its you and Hitler
User avatar #121 to #108 - kingrayne (01/22/2014) [-]
thats also Hitler's birthday
#317 to #121 - jumperzero (01/22/2014) [-]
no its not. go **** your self.
User avatar #425 to #317 - kingrayne (01/22/2014) [-]
It is.
User avatar #148 to #108 - steelwoolsheep (01/22/2014) [-]
LOOK WHAT YOU DID OP! APOLOGIZE NOW!
User avatar #111 to #108 - reginleif (01/22/2014) [-]
no exceptions -.- Sorry but you're just going to have to cancel your birthday.
User avatar #332 to #111 - jacksipian (01/22/2014) [-]
was your favorite ephraim or eirika?
User avatar #349 to #332 - reginleif (01/22/2014) [-]
Ephraim ****** . :/ I didn't call myself "rapier" now did I?

Eirika was pretty good though.
User avatar #353 to #349 - jacksipian (01/22/2014) [-]
hell yeah, i prefer eirika only because i think she's an upgrade to lyn while you have people who are similar to ephraim in the other games. but they were both pretty badass.
User avatar #120 to #108 - mrgoodlove (01/22/2014) [-]
Did your parents have high expectations of you when you were born?
User avatar #331 to #120 - afrodemon (01/22/2014) [-]
i almost spit my milk out
User avatar #361 to #1 - qwertyuioplkjh (01/22/2014) [-]
You probably have the most interesting mentions...
User avatar #298 to #1 - gearshift ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
I like your username...
User avatar #305 to #298 - nicoquitemad (01/22/2014) [-]
We all do...
#375 to #1 - truekraken (01/22/2014) [-]
I'm so sorry
User avatar #140 - schindewolforch (01/22/2014) [-]
this. this reminds me i have a statement too.
I ******* HATE DR. WHO FANS.
Now before all you Whovians get mad, let me explain a bit.
I don't hate people who like dr who, in fact, I watch dr who and I like it.
but I hate the whole "dr who culture"
if you ship in any way, I hate you.
if you need to talk all day long about how hot the 10th dr is, I hate you.
to you people who go on hours pretending to be some sort of dr who expert, **** off too.
I will never try and force my friends to watch Dr. who.
so i say again, I don't give a **** about your shipping of matt smith and a humanized tardis.
so just let me watch my stupid show, and go **** yourselves ******* fangirls.
User avatar #229 to #140 - broswagonist (01/22/2014) [-]
Today I can say that I agree with someone's opinion on the internet.
#340 to #140 - rupok (01/22/2014) [-]
Because of those fans I don't want to watch doctor who ever, I think most of the plot points have been ruined by the internet anyways since they can't even label spoilers.
User avatar #364 to #140 - rsoxtom (01/22/2014) [-]
a kid at my school wears a doctor who shirt every day. has a "my other ride is a tardis" bumper sticker. and got "The Doctor" as his nickname on his senior shirt. when he started making fun of my friend (a doctor who fan who feels just like you and i) about not knowing the answers to trivia about random episodes that was really damn specific, my friend (who already hated him) lost his **** and punched him in the throat. felt damn good to watch.
User avatar #387 to #140 - jellyman (01/22/2014) [-]
Honestly, I really don't care if Dr. Who fans do **** like this, JUST DON'T ******* SPAM IT ALL OVER MY FACE LIKE WHAT THE BRONYFAGS DID
User avatar #441 to #140 - loopzoop (01/25/2014) [-]
I completely ******* agree with this.
#144 to #140 - whathappenslive (01/22/2014) [-]
^ this. You earned a thumb old fellow of the east.
#150 to #144 - schindewolforch (01/22/2014) [-]
is that copyrighted? I may start using that.
is that copyrighted? I may start using that.
User avatar #157 to #150 - whathappenslive (01/22/2014) [-]
by all means good patron.
User avatar #269 to #140 - kyfvini (01/22/2014) [-]
this can become a copypasta.

I ******* HATE FJ FANS.
Now before all you Funnyjunkers get mad, let me explain a bit.
I don't hate people who like Fj, in fact, I watch Fj and I like it.
but I hate the whole "Fj culture"
if care about reposts in any way, I hate you.
if you need to talk all day long about how hot admin is, I hate you.
to you people who go on hours pretending to be some sort Funnyjunk expert, **** off too.
I will never try and force my friends to watch Funnyjunk.
so i say again, I don't give a **** about your whining and faggotry.
so just let me watch my stupid site, and go **** yourselves ******* faggots.
#154 to #140 - shamrockd (01/22/2014) [-]
You've put my own thoughts into words and made my night.
You've put my own thoughts into words and made my night.
#248 to #154 - xxmemosxx (01/22/2014) [-]
Soren Bowie is another I'd add to the list of 420 faggots and Whovians. We get it he's funny and hot, get over it
User avatar #392 to #248 - shamrockd (01/22/2014) [-]
That's cool man. I just used this gif because, y'know, it says 'Thank You'
#400 to #392 - xxmemosxx (01/22/2014) [-]
haha no worries, it's just that was part of the reason I stopped reading cracked well the comments anyway I have an unnatural hatred of this man
User avatar #401 to #400 - shamrockd (01/22/2014) [-]
I know what you mean, people can take an enthusiasm for something and run so far with it that you start to hate it.
User avatar #201 to #140 - pedobearrocks (01/22/2014) [-]
Oh **** i thought you said dr.zuess and was really confused
#237 to #140 - BigDoktor (01/22/2014) [-]
I can't believe I'd find two opinions I agree with that I'd never thought I'd find one on page. Thank you FJ.
I can't believe I'd find two opinions I agree with that I'd never thought I'd find one on page. Thank you FJ.
#22 - maddognoland (01/21/2014) [-]
MFW people stereotype all people who smoke weed as being like this. Most of us just chill and listen to music and **** .
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User avatar #197 to #63 - likerofbutts (01/22/2014) [-]
Not sugarfree gummies, I hope.
User avatar #210 to #63 - cosmicapprentice (01/22/2014) [-]
I like to sleep after smoking weed, I really rest better and besides, I have more vivid dreams.
#228 to #22 - John Cena (01/22/2014) [-]
listening to mgmt's siberian breaks and metanoia while high is my jam
User avatar #322 to #22 - zuflux (01/22/2014) [-]
Exactly what I'm doing right now.
User avatar #33 to #22 - gatorotterdolphin (01/22/2014) [-]
I have a lot of things with rasta color ( grinder, waterpipe etc ) just cause i like the combination of those colors...
#104 to #22 - newzalaman (01/22/2014) [-]
i fap sometimes
#65 - holyshizle (01/22/2014) [-]
I don't know if I'd want to smoke with you man.
I don't know if I'd want to smoke with you man.
#374 to #65 - nerdymonika (01/22/2014) [-]
I agree. Sounds like OP has a bug up his arse!

I'll he also hates people who own a bong, buy king size papers or petition for legalisation.

I like 420. Stops ya smokin too early!
#83 - lamarsmithgot (01/22/2014) [-]
You sound like you're not smoking enough.
+1
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#165 - Claymaster (01/22/2014) [-]
Me after pot
User avatar #13 - cupcakescankill (01/21/2014) [-]
I hate the stoners who try to argue legalizing it for medicinal purposes.

Now, I'm all for medicinal legalization, but I know that basically none of them care what it's used for as long as they get to smoke it. If they were told that it would be legalized for use in medicinal but never for recreational use, they would completely drop that cause.
User avatar #25 to #13 - Tusura ONLINE (01/21/2014) [-]
My herniated spinal disc between lumbar two and three is the reason I want medical marijuana, without recreational use laws.
#74 to #13 - John Cena (01/22/2014) [-]
TBH, in my opinion with legalization comes government regulation, taxation, and increased prices.
I prefer the concept of decriminalization.
User avatar #78 to #74 - SylverSlayer (01/22/2014) [-]
logged in for response purposes.
User avatar #80 to #13 - landartheconqueror (01/22/2014) [-]
from what i've heard, the actual pot used for the medicinal purposes has a much lower THC content than what recreational marijuana has, so if medicinal marijuana was legalized, from how they (supposedly) make it, people wouldn't get nearly as high
User avatar #125 to #80 - ieatpaste ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
not true, medical is top notch weed.
User avatar #219 to #13 - cosmicapprentice (01/22/2014) [-]
I don't really smoke weed at all (last time I smoked was on early September of last year), I do recognize it's medical properties and I favor that, I recognize that it is also a very safe drug for recreation purposes, since it doesn't make you being all in overdrive mode. I don't care for the so called "weed culture" since everyone can think/believe whatever the **** they want, if everyone just ignores that it'll be okay, it doesn't matter how annoying it can get.
#255 to #13 - macbookfan (01/22/2014) [-]
Personally i think it's ******** that it's not legal in my country for reacreational purposes, but as someone with mild stress and being prone to depression, weed actually does help me just a little bit.
That being said, even if i'd never get a medical card, i think it's shameful that the people who need it more than i do (chemo-patients for example) can't get it legally.
User avatar #171 to #13 - drtrousersnake (01/22/2014) [-]
or the ones that talk about hemps fiber being valuable but the pants grown for fiber doesn't get you high
#249 to #171 - xxmemosxx (01/22/2014) [-]
I think they would still follow that cause for the same reason the gubmint won't let farmers grow hemp. It would be easy to become a hemp farmer and have a small section that is used to grow the real stuff in the middle of fields and fields of hemp. I mean, who's ever gonna find it?
User avatar #143 to #13 - donatelo (01/22/2014) [-]
im not disagreeing with you here. but there are people who smoke pot, yet still want it to get legalized for legitimate medicinal purposes, not just so they can get it easier. i live in a town were weed is pretty common, and small time possession is a slap on the wrist...however, a common notion is to get it legalized to atually help people...and trust me, legalization would not stop these guys from getting weed.
#243 - highhopes (01/22/2014) [-]
I want to smoke, but I've never been offered any...
User avatar #376 to #243 - McFuckUp (01/22/2014) [-]
Next time you're around friends/acquaintances who are smoking, say, "I've never been high before."
Though, I have to be honest, you aren't missing out on anything. Weed is overrated in my opinion.
User avatar #384 to #376 - highhopes (01/22/2014) [-]
Not to be rude, but... I don't have any fiends like that.
User avatar #403 to #384 - McFuckUp (01/22/2014) [-]
How would that be rude?
User avatar #415 to #403 - highhopes (01/22/2014) [-]
Well, it would be rude to answer that question honestly...
User avatar #428 to #415 - McFuckUp (01/23/2014) [-]
Unless you were implying that you're a better person than someone who doesn't have friends that smoke weed, I can't imagine a scenario where it would be.
User avatar #433 to #428 - highhopes (01/23/2014) [-]
Not a better person, but um... statistically... a bit more... successfull perhaps?
User avatar #434 to #433 - McFuckUp (01/23/2014) [-]
That's not as much rude as it is ignorant. I don't believe that the kinds of friends you have has any impact on your future. My roommates smoke weed every day. I'm around most of the time they're doing it. I haven't had below a 3.0 since living with them. I had friends in high school that got **** faced every weekend. I didn't. Made good enough grades that I got a small scholarship when I went to college. Their success might be ****** down the road, but mine won't just because I associate with them.
User avatar #440 to #434 - highhopes (01/25/2014) [-]
I've worked at a rehab. I know quite a lot about things like that, and the impact friends can have on you. I'm happy for you, though, but not everyone is strong enought to not let their friend's bad habits affect them.
#315 to #243 - OneWinged (01/22/2014) [-]
If your name is a reference to the Pink Floyd song; High Hopes, you should smoke and listen to that, it's epic.
User avatar #363 to #315 - xxxherfaultxxx (01/22/2014) [-]
Or comfortably numb. ******* amazing when you're stoned
User avatar #385 to #363 - daviid (01/22/2014) [-]
oh god that song really bothers me during the beginning when all you can hear is knocking and someone yelling "lets goooooo" over and over. it drives me nuts
User avatar #388 to #385 - xxxherfaultxxx (01/22/2014) [-]
the end solo though. ******* amazing
User avatar #246 to #243 - iamtheceej (01/22/2014) [-]
Then your name is so relevant.
#130 - lolfire (01/22/2014) [-]
The only reason I want it legalized is so I don't have to go through dodgy cunts and never know what I'm going to get.    
   
If I could walk into a shop and pick up the type I like, in a safe, controlled setting I'd be much happier. No more of this waiting 2 hours for a guy to get back to you only to tell you the guy he was getting it off isn't answering his phone.
The only reason I want it legalized is so I don't have to go through dodgy cunts and never know what I'm going to get.

If I could walk into a shop and pick up the type I like, in a safe, controlled setting I'd be much happier. No more of this waiting 2 hours for a guy to get back to you only to tell you the guy he was getting it off isn't answering his phone.

User avatar #160 to #130 - tacogrenade (01/22/2014) [-]
*drugtest
#162 to #160 - lolfire (01/22/2014) [-]
You wanna elaborate there, sport?
You wanna elaborate there, sport?
User avatar #163 to #130 - AvatarAirBender (01/22/2014) [-]
Its really nice to be able to walk into a store with solid 8AM-7PM hours and buy what ever you want. I love Colorado..
#276 - Mozzak (01/22/2014) [-]
I ******* HATE TOMATOHEADS.
Now before all you ketchuplovers get all buttmad, let me explain a bit.
I don't hate ketchup , in fact, I eat ketchup. What I hate is the whole ketchup fanbase.
-if you care about tomatoes in any way, I hate you.
-if you feel the need to buy lots of things with a Heinz symbol on them, **** you. I really hate you.
-All the ******* morons who always talk about ketchup because it tastes like tomato sauce? Yeah, that's great and all, but YOU DON'T EAT TOMATO SAUCE SO **** OFF.
-To you people who will go on for hours pretending to be some sort of vegetable expert? You can **** off too.
-I will never make fun of my friends for preferring mustard. And I'll never pressure them, because if they want to, they would eat ketchup.
-So I say again. I don't give a **** about burgers and fries. So just let me eat my ******* ketchup, and go **** yourselves tomato faggots.
User avatar #442 to #276 - loopzoop (01/25/2014) [-]
**** you I love tomatoes.
#281 to #276 - acemrhawk ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
Magnificent bastard
Magnificent bastard
User avatar #215 - brrigg (01/22/2014) [-]
i feel like people that like bob marley for the wrong reasons should be in there too.
#344 - buttholee (01/22/2014) [-]
But 4/20 is hitlers birthday
But 4/20 is hitlers birthday
User avatar #70 - jzpotter (01/22/2014) [-]
If you talk about Bob Marley smoking pot or wear Jamacian colors of **** all the time, I automatically classify you as a stoner douchebag.
User avatar #76 to #70 - fitchy ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
what if you actually enjoy his music? and not the symbol?
User avatar #85 to #76 - jzpotter (01/22/2014) [-]
That's completely fine. I just know so many people who just associate Bob Marley=Weed, and not singing legend.
User avatar #88 to #85 - fitchy ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
fair enough.
User avatar #95 to #85 - mrevitcartta (01/22/2014) [-]
I find it equally annoying
#386 - iceidice (01/22/2014) [-]
I 			*******		 HATE 			*******		,   
Now before you all black people get all buttmad, let me explain a bit.   
I don't hate all you black people. in fact, I'm a black guy.   
what I hate is the whole *			******		 culture*   
- if you care about watermelons in any way, i hate you.   
- if you feel the need to buy lots of things with the KFC symbol on them. 			****		 you, i really hate you   
- All of the 			*******		 morons who always talk about racism? yeah, thats great and all, but YOU ARE 			*******		 RACISTS TOO SO 			****		 OFF.   
- To you people who will go on for hours pretending to be some sort of malt liqueor expert? You can 			****		 off too.   
- I will never make fun of my friends for not stealing. and i'll never pressure them. because if they want to. they 			*******		 would.   
- So I say again. I don't give a 			****		 about the police and 			****		.   
so just let me enjoy my watermelon, and go 			****		 yourselves 			******		 faggots.
I ******* HATE ******* ,
Now before you all black people get all buttmad, let me explain a bit.
I don't hate all you black people. in fact, I'm a black guy.
what I hate is the whole * ****** culture*
- if you care about watermelons in any way, i hate you.
- if you feel the need to buy lots of things with the KFC symbol on them. **** you, i really hate you
- All of the ******* morons who always talk about racism? yeah, thats great and all, but YOU ARE ******* RACISTS TOO SO **** OFF.
- To you people who will go on for hours pretending to be some sort of malt liqueor expert? You can **** off too.
- I will never make fun of my friends for not stealing. and i'll never pressure them. because if they want to. they ******* would.
- So I say again. I don't give a **** about the police and **** .
so just let me enjoy my watermelon, and go **** yourselves ****** faggots.
#390 to #386 - spanishninja (01/22/2014) [-]
YO, I ******* HATE ******* ,
Now before you all black people get all buttmad, let me explain a bit.
I don't hate all you black people. in fact, I'm a black guy.
what I hate is the whole * ****** culture*
- if you care about watermelons in any way, i hate you.
- if you feel the need to buy lots of things with the KFC symbol on them. **** you, i really hate you
- All of the ******* morons who always talk about racism? yeah, thats great and all, but YOU ARE ******* RACISTS TOO SO **** OFF.
- To you people who will go on for hours pretending to be some sort of "afro american history" expert? You can ************ .
- I will never make fun of my friends for not stealing bikes. and i'll never pressure them. because if they want to. they ******* would.
- So I say again. I don't give a **** about the white people and **** .
so just let me enjoy my chicken wings, and go **** yourselves ****** faggots.

because i just felt the need to improve that **** , yo
#393 to #390 - iceidice (01/22/2014) [-]
thanks mah ****** , it needed it yo
User avatar #271 - cowisbeast (01/22/2014) [-]
you're the worst of them
you: "i smoke weed but im not a stoner because stoners are lame"
User avatar #309 to #271 - jaynsilentbob (01/22/2014) [-]
Nah the worst are people who think its cool to do it. Then act like they've taken shrooms after 1 toke.
User avatar #119 - mrgoodlove (01/22/2014) [-]
10/10 I ******* hate those dumbasses that feel the need to advertise to the world that they smoke weed. They're as bad as people who shove their religion in your face.
#5 - tmdarby (01/21/2014) [-]
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User avatar #60 - sirbonzaiatak (01/22/2014) [-]
but op, you are forgetting the point of smoking weed. it's so that you can stop giving a **** and relax for a little bit. so just take a puff and sit down man.
#304 - John Cena (01/22/2014) [-]
Forgot to add
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