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#28 - jalthelas (01/09/2014) [-]
Nah, he's just using the Bifrost
#82 to #28 - macarenaoftime (01/09/2014) [-]
somewhat related
#45 to #28 - evilicious (01/09/2014) [-]
THAT PICTURE IS GREAT.
#10 - Matengel (01/08/2014) [-]
actually back in the old norse culture homosexuality wasn't uncommon. you wer eonly made fun of if you were the one receiving because it was unmanly to receive
User avatar #24 to #10 - greenstrongworld (01/09/2014) [-]
That's the best thing I've ever heard about vikings.
User avatar #35 to #10 - icameheretotroll (01/09/2014) [-]
actually you were only made fun of if you were JUST receiving not if you received
like if you were 100% sub or something
User avatar #46 to #10 - evilicious (01/09/2014) [-]
It's all funny until somebody ***** a horse....
User avatar #16 to #10 - lean (01/09/2014) [-]
Homosexuality wasn't uncommon in any old cultures. It wasn't even stigma-d by society until modern Christianity and Judaism. Many early temples were ran by eunuchs and homosexuals because they were "pure of flesh and unblemished by the temptations of women". In roman times sex servants were male as often as female, and their duties were performed on men and women virtually without preference (slaves were seen as objects not people).
Homos got at the worst light teasing from their friends, until God smote them and declared it a sin or some ruler or another decided to write it in a book and call it a holy bible
User avatar #50 to #16 - undeadwill (01/09/2014) [-]
"eunuchs" you know that means castrated male right?
User avatar #98 to #50 - lean (01/09/2014) [-]
And? Meaning they are unable to fornicate due to having their reproductive organs removed before puberty. Eunuchs are Asexual 99% of the time, no testosterone nor estrogen = lack of sex drive.
User avatar #11 to #10 - heartlessrobot (01/09/2014) [-]
They're just jealous because it feels better.
User avatar #21 - Metallicock (01/09/2014) [-]
Dio had something to do with this
User avatar #79 to #21 - skilgannon (01/09/2014) [-]
Reminds me of his song, "Rainbow In The Dark".
User avatar #30 to #21 - gunslayer (01/09/2014) [-]
I ******* love you.
#39 - pappathethird (01/09/2014) [-]
why wouldn't he
#6 - silvertongueddevil (01/08/2014) [-]
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#32 to #6 - disasterbater (01/09/2014) [-]
looks like his says "dis da 			****		"
looks like his says "dis da **** "
#44 - evilicious (01/09/2014) [-]
tfw
User avatar #61 to #2 - jjcoffee (01/09/2014) [-]
in the ass
User avatar #31 - progenitormimic (01/09/2014) [-]
So, Thor gets horny one night and decides to visit a bar on Earth so he can get some smokin' mortal ass. Being a god and therefore automatically attractive, it isn't long before he gets invited back to some Earthling chick's apartment.

After many hours of what Asgardians like to call " ******* ", the woman goes to sleep and Thor slips out and heads back to Asgard, because gods are dicks. However, Odin learns of what he's done and summons Thor for an almighty telling off, saying "Dude. Uncool. Gods **** hard. Hell, we even **** harder than Hard **** Johnson, and he could **** pretty hard, hence the name. You need to go back and apologize to that mortal woman."

Thor is reluctant, but he obeys all the same, heading back to Earth and knocking on her front door. When she opens it, he immediately says, "I'm really sorry if things got a little too hardcore last night. You see, I'm Thor-" But before he can continue, the woman cuts him off, exclaiming "Oh, you're thor, are you? I'm so thor I can't even pith!"
Was this related to the content? Barely. Was it worth it? Yes.
User avatar #38 to #31 - ljxjlos (01/09/2014) [-]
I didn´t get this at first because we pronounce Thor as Tor in Germany...

...but damn, after I got it...
User avatar #14 - sinclairr (01/09/2014) [-]
Or just one unlucky leprechaun
#36 - akho (01/09/2014) [-]
Which God???
User avatar #57 - deathklokiller (01/09/2014) [-]
i still don't understand how gay got associated with gay people.
#63 to #57 - John Cena (01/09/2014) [-]
You see when a daddy and a daddy love each other very much...
User avatar #59 to #57 - deathklokiller (01/09/2014) [-]
i meant the rainbow....wtf am smoking im doing some jaden smith ****
User avatar #67 to #62 - deathklokiller (01/09/2014) [-]
i like gay people but i still don't like if there's a rainbow in the sky its now "gay" just have the same sex symbols and all the circle intertwined with the rainbow color boom!
User avatar #68 to #67 - thebestpieever (01/09/2014) [-]
I don't really care. That doesn't make a Rainbow any less pretty.
#71 to #68 - deathklokiller (01/09/2014) [-]
i agree i just hate them labeling the rainbow gay hell im technically bi cuz of the person in the gif
i agree i just hate them labeling the rainbow gay hell im technically bi cuz of the person in the gif
User avatar #73 to #67 - secretmouse (01/09/2014) [-]
I've never been one to see a rainbow and immediately think of anything remotely gay, even though the rainbow is widely used as a symbol for gayness.

I don't know, I guess maybe I consider them to be two different things, in a way?

I
#74 to #73 - deathklokiller (01/09/2014) [-]
and that's fine but a lot of people I know think of it that way
and that's fine but a lot of people I know think of it that way
User avatar #83 to #74 - popcornisland (01/09/2014) [-]
She has a penis
#84 to #83 - deathklokiller (01/09/2014) [-]
look at my post after the anon below you
#85 to #84 - popcornisland (01/09/2014) [-]
It's doesn't explain as much  jus' saying friend
It's doesn't explain as much jus' saying friend
#86 to #85 - deathklokiller (01/09/2014) [-]
i also knew her name and all tht so i know she has a penor
i also knew her name and all tht so i know she has a penor
User avatar #88 to #86 - popcornisland (01/09/2014) [-]
Oh I assumed you did, I was just helping out the slower members of this site
#92 to #88 - deathklokiller (01/09/2014) [-]
oh ok  heh you said member
oh ok heh you said member
User avatar #96 to #92 - popcornisland (01/09/2014) [-]
Just 4 u
#75 to #74 - John Cena (01/09/2014) [-]
I'm not sure why that would really bother anyone, unless they were homophobic.

I mean, a rainbow is just as beautiful either way, and being reminded of gay people shouldn't ruin the experience of seeing or even hearing about a rainbow.

I can understand why people would think of one and then the other, of course. It does make sense, considering the connotations that have been placed on it.

I can't remember the name of the adorable lady in your pictures, would you please remind me?
User avatar #77 to #75 - deathklokiller (01/09/2014) [-]
i guess i really hate labels im definitely not homophobic because im in love with bailey jay (pic) anyway anon thank you from your input anon
#76 to #75 - secretmouse (01/09/2014) [-]
Ugh, I logged out, sorry.
#78 to #76 - deathklokiller (01/09/2014) [-]
still ok
still ok
#90 to #87 - deathklokiller (01/09/2014) [-]
well anyway im not good with goodbyes so peace
well anyway im not good with goodbyes so peace
User avatar #93 to #90 - secretmouse (01/09/2014) [-]
Right back at you, friend.

Have a lovely day!
#41 - arnoldnorris (01/09/2014) [-]
When i see lighting
You know it always brings me down.
Cause it's free and know that it's me
Who was lost and never found.
User avatar #49 to #41 - holyfool (01/09/2014) [-]
Dio!
User avatar #72 to #41 - thebestpieever (01/09/2014) [-]
I cry out for magic
I feel it dancing in the light
It was cold, I lost my hold
To the shadows of the night
#12 - sytheris ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
Why not Zeus?
User avatar #37 to #12 - butterisgood (01/09/2014) [-]
because he isnt as mainstream
User avatar #47 to #12 - vikingesnumerouno ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
Because Thor is metal?
#48 to #12 - John Cena (01/09/2014) [-]
Lightning + rainbow(bridge) = Thor
#34 to #12 - ookichinchindesu (01/09/2014) [-]
Why not Zoidberg?
User avatar #54 to #34 - sursum (01/09/2014) [-]
This deserves more thumbs.
User avatar #17 to #12 - reican (01/09/2014) [-]
Because Zeus is bankrupt.
#81 to #17 - zeusdagod (01/09/2014) [-]
But I do support gay rights
User avatar #70 to #58 - thebestpieever (01/09/2014) [-]
You gotta admit, it's relevant.
User avatar #99 to #70 - straightbusta (01/11/2014) [-]
I don't give a **** , **** off.
User avatar #100 to #99 - thebestpieever (01/11/2014) [-]
You're not a calm person, are you?
User avatar #89 to #51 - penileburglar (01/09/2014) [-]
It's amazing just *how* relevant anything pony-themed has to be to get positive thumbs.
User avatar #94 to #89 - burningchimera (01/09/2014) [-]
It's a rainbow and lightning, just like the content, your argument is invalid
User avatar #95 to #94 - penileburglar (01/09/2014) [-]
...What? That was the entire point. Think you misread what I said.
User avatar #97 to #94 - burningchimera (01/09/2014) [-]
Oh, boy do i feel silly, i thought you were being negative about it
#53 - theplogyr (01/09/2014) [-]
When I see lightning, you know it always brings me down,
'Cause it's free and it's me who's lost and never found
User avatar #56 to #53 - girloninternet (01/09/2014) [-]
beautiful
#64 to #56 - John Cena (01/09/2014) [-]
You are aware that it's from a song, right?
#66 to #64 - John Cena (01/09/2014) [-]
And a guy said it 4 comments down.
User avatar #65 to #64 - girloninternet (01/09/2014) [-]
i'm bad at remembering lyrics, i'm sorry.
#29 - mrcollings (01/09/2014) [-]
oh my Thor
#5 - aenarion (01/08/2014) [-]
Yes that's the obvious conclusion.
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User avatar #42 - Rei (01/09/2014) [-]
It's just thor visiting earth via the Rainbow Bridge, but this time he isn't being banished, so it's more flashy.
User avatar #43 to #42 - evilicious (01/09/2014) [-]
Or he is publicly approving of his brother's choice of bedmates.
#4 - infamoustrapper (01/08/2014) [-]
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