(untitled). Witty description of the content, bitch. makiing trip in highschool party - getting pissed erryday, puking on the slope, chillin with proffesors stu Brue tory STO
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(untitled). Witty description of the content, bitch. makiing trip in highschool party - getting pissed erryday, puking on the slope, chillin with proffesors stu

Witty description of the content, bitch

makiing trip in highschool
party - getting pissed erryday, puking on the slope,
chillin with proffesors
stuff we remember is too fucked up to be even possible
BBUT THIS AIN' T THE STORY
tthere' s one little cunt
llittle shit' s thirteen or something
llike seriously, retarded asshole ofthe highest caliber
to lose his skiing permit three times during the week
ggot lost himself two times
llost his skiing boots
aalso passport
churned a large portion of carpet in his room "by accident"
pprobably true, faggot' s retarded (not tho)
llet' s call this little faggot Yeltsin (he' s got a russian surname)
theachers seriously sick of his shit
esspecially this one extra chill gym teacher cuz Yeltsin is his response-
bibity most of the time, let' s call him . Ducks
mmr. Ducks is a smart mofo though
eevery day, Yeltsin' s cleaning stuff up and doing chores he fucked
up somehow
tthe week goes by
wwe are sitting all fucking emotional in the bus, leaving our little para-
dise
in front of the buss with his faggot friends
tthe bus drives about three hours and we are approaching the
border
aall of a sudden there' s Mr. Ducks on the fucking intercom: "To all stu-
dents. There have been reports of border patrol searching buses so
you better get your passports and IDs ready."
tthere' s a disturbance in the little faggots circlejerk in the front ofthe
buss
GNO F* CKING WAY
tthey' re laughing
say to my amigo: "No way Yeltsin fucked up this time"
aoh he did, son
yhe has the sad retarded look as he is searching his little backpack for
passport
mmr. Ducks comes upstairs
yhe sees Yeltsin
eyes (literally)
mmr. Ducks is a fucking storm that drops on Yeltsin challenged brain
cavity
Mme and me mates having a sensible chuckle
mmr. Ducks gets the bus driver to stop at a rest stop, gets Yeltsin off
his fat ass and out and searching his baggage, all the while yelling at
him
wwe go out, stretch legs, my mates have a smoke
passport lost
gget back in
in tears starts searching his picpack again
essentually finds his passport under his seat
mmr. Ducks is fury
tthe whole bus rejoices in stupidity
Slater, over a beer we learn the true story
mmr. Ducks snitched passport while he wasn' t looking
tthere were no border patrols
mmr. Ducks was avenged
mmr. Ducks is legend
mmr. Ducks is god
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