(untitled). . I DIDN' T GET THAT APOLLO... WHAT IS THU ? NOTHING! ALONE! APOLLO! STOP MNA STUBBORN! I CAN IF you MALLY CAMP you Know. alright Houston, obviously she just needs a bit of space. that joke was so bad I just cried. when I was almost done I had to clear my face of its final front te women
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User avatar #8 - sirmatthew (11/12/2013) [-]
alright Houston, obviously she just needs a bit of space.

that joke was so bad I just cried. when I was almost done I had to clear my face of its final front tear.


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User avatar #55 to #8 - phoenixdowner (11/13/2013) [-]
You magnificent bastard.
User avatar #47 to #8 - zorororonoa (11/13/2013) [-]
Your terrible space puns are sucking me up like an endless vacuum
#67 to #8 - muralriver (11/13/2013) [-]
You glorious 			************
You glorious ************
#139 to #8 - melwach (11/13/2013) [-]
That just made my morning. Thanks!
#140 to #139 - gtobirilsrelbxw **User deleted account** (11/13/2013) [-]
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User avatar #12 to #8 - realreality (11/13/2013) [-]
I read it as though it was being said on the radio
Alright Houston..khkhkhkhkhkh..She just needs a bit of space...khkhkhh Over.
#49 to #8 - Digitalphear (11/13/2013) [-]
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#11 to #8 - KayRed (11/13/2013) [-]
You beautiful son of a bitch.
User avatar #188 to #11 - sirmatthew (11/13/2013) [-]
that was the first time I ever hit #1 spot on a comment. I want to thank you specifically for making me feel all fluffy inside.
User avatar #189 to #188 - KayRed (11/14/2013) [-]
Fluffy is what I do man.
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User avatar #10 - roflstorm (11/12/2013) [-]
This pissed me off somehow
#44 - nightmareschild (11/13/2013) [-]
This post reminds me how much I hate tsundere.
#183 to #44 - nathanbiggs ONLINE (11/13/2013) [-]
>hating tsundere
User avatar #46 to #44 - ThatFuckingGuy (11/13/2013) [-]
Not Tsundere, just a woman.
User avatar #57 to #44 - tittylovin (11/13/2013) [-]
What does that have to do with Sovngarde?

"It's not like I wanted you to win or a-anything Dovahkiin!"
#124 to #57 - anon (11/13/2013) [-]
Dude's name is tsun.
#153 - evanxzile (11/13/2013) [-]
Here's your problem.
#151 - meuk (11/13/2013) [-]
GAWL i hate people with vaginas   
   
gif related, vagina people can't drive/park
GAWL i hate people with vaginas

gif related, vagina people can't drive/park
#152 to #151 - eatmedrinkme (11/13/2013) [-]
'people with vaginas'
What were those called again?
#154 to #152 - meuk (11/13/2013) [-]
oh you mean kitchen people?
oh you mean kitchen people?
#155 to #154 - eatmedrinkme (11/13/2013) [-]
Sandwich makers?
User avatar #156 to #155 - tarantallegra (11/13/2013) [-]
You guys are the reason feminists exist.
I'm not bothered by this though.
#157 to #156 - eatmedrinkme (11/13/2013) [-]
As a woman, I feel more offended by those stupid feminazis, than by any sexist joke made on this site
User avatar #165 to #157 - trojandetected (11/13/2013) [-]
Yes but you are a chick with a dick (dick not required)
User avatar #169 to #165 - Kingsteveooo (11/13/2013) [-]
A dick isn't required to be a chick with a dick? what??
User avatar #170 to #169 - trojandetected (11/13/2013) [-]
She a girl who is seen as one of us thus a bro but she cant be a bro without a dick and we are not gonna force her to get a dick thus we call her a chick with a dick
User avatar #171 to #170 - Kingsteveooo (11/13/2013) [-]
A dick is not required to be a bro, have you ever even read the code?
In order for a chick to be considered a bro, all she needs to do is, hook a bro up with a hot friend, and then after hooking up with said hot friend, and never calling her again, said female bro, must then be willing to set you up with another hot friend. Once done, she is considered an honorary bro.
User avatar #172 to #171 - trojandetected (11/13/2013) [-]
That may be true but this cant be done via funnyjunk have you never read the script?
User avatar #173 to #172 - Kingsteveooo (11/13/2013) [-]
I can't read
User avatar #174 to #173 - trojandetected (11/13/2013) [-]
Neither can i .... neither can i.
#175 to #174 - Kingsteveooo (11/13/2013) [-]
#167 to #165 - eatmedrinkme (11/13/2013) [-]
Thanks... I guess?
User avatar #168 to #167 - trojandetected (11/13/2013) [-]
A venus with a penis
User avatar #163 to #157 - huffe (11/13/2013) [-]
as a man i think you should TITS/GTFO
#159 to #157 - meuk (11/13/2013) [-]
gross, you're a womb person? why didn't you inform me of this before we engaged in this conversation? i demand to speak to your real person guardian aka man.
User avatar #158 to #157 - tarantallegra (11/13/2013) [-]
Same. I feel like they are the reason people make sexist comments. Well, a part of the reason.
They only add fuel to the fire.
User avatar #161 to #152 - goodguygary (11/13/2013) [-]
nearly useless
#53 - whydoesthishappen (11/13/2013) [-]
WHY CAN'T YOU MEANIES JUST LEAVE THOSE POOR GIRL ALONE
obviously they are going through something hard and just needs to gets out that "THERE IS SOMETHING RONG"
they do NOT need to elabarate to strangers....just leave her alone
you fricking meanies
hers a nice painting 4 u hunny hope u feeling better
ALSO IGNORE THESE DEGENERITS!! IT IS 4 THE BETTER
STAY STRONG
User avatar #58 to #53 - zourch (11/13/2013) [-]
do you get off on being a piece of ****
User avatar #79 to #53 - rifee ONLINE (11/13/2013) [-]
why tell that that there is something wrong if you don't want feedback?
User avatar #160 to #53 - nicoquitemad (11/13/2013) [-]
Oh man, ship abridged!
#74 - cactuspantsftw (11/13/2013) [-]
reminds me of this
reminds me of this
User avatar #84 to #74 - kitarierose (11/13/2013) [-]
how the **** does the content remind you of this?
User avatar #88 to #84 - pwnedomega (11/13/2013) [-]
No, the question is, how does it no?
User avatar #147 - mrgoodlove (11/13/2013) [-]
I think she just needed space.
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#66 to #65 - casval (11/13/2013) [-]
That may be true, but we have so much more fun without the shackles of logic and reasoning...
#72 to #66 - jackmanagan (11/13/2013) [-]
teach us
#68 to #66 - thasmackdown **User deleted account** (11/13/2013) [-]
10/10 would foot fetish
User avatar #91 to #68 - volcanicdiarrhea (11/13/2013) [-]
You can keep that 25796323689432 feet away from me
User avatar #102 to #91 - sabcy (11/13/2013) [-]
I understood that reference.
#113 to #102 - volcanicdiarrhea (11/13/2013) [-]
Here ya go
Here ya go
#73 to #68 - anon (11/13/2013) [-]
Gross.
#9 - roneffinswanson (11/12/2013) [-]
Uh, Houston, I was not aware that this ship was equipped with a Russell Arm...
Uh, Houston, I was not aware that this ship was equipped with a Russell Arm...
#180 - PArmageddon loaded (11/13/2013) [-]
Oh my ******* god oo this is literally how my (now ex as of yesterday) girlfriend was. **** me why are so many girls like this. . . . .I need a white girl >>
#126 - canadianbetamale (11/13/2013) [-]
Well frak me sideways, an opportunity to post Battlestar!
#75 - blackoutonetwotwo (11/13/2013) [-]
related
Vladimir Komarov, a Soviet astronaut who died in space because of equipment malfuntion.
He died cursing the world.
User avatar #92 to #75 - fukkentyranitar (11/13/2013) [-]
Those are the remains i'm guessing.
User avatar #150 to #92 - blackoutonetwotwo (11/13/2013) [-]
Indeed.
User avatar #106 to #75 - scowler (11/13/2013) [-]
SOVIET ENGINEERING…
#70 - Seority (11/13/2013) [-]
It was all the black man's fault.
It was all the black man's fault.
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User avatar #90 to #64 - pwnedomega (11/13/2013) [-]
... Dejavu
#109 - snakedog ONLINE (11/13/2013) [-]
Dude what the **** is up with all the Ponyfags tonight they're everywhere did i miss something during the past week?
User avatar #122 to #109 - monkeysniper (11/13/2013) [-]
I haven't seen a single post post in over a month
#131 to #122 - plaguehammer (11/13/2013) [-]
really? I can name a poster who has posted MLP ******** on every single frontpage post today
User avatar #162 to #131 - monkeysniper (11/13/2013) [-]
okay, who? I haven't seen anything, and what is it about mlp that offends you anyway (though I agree it being posted nonstop can annoy even the diehard bronies)
#186 to #162 - plaguehammer (11/13/2013) [-]
its not the mlp that annoys/offends me, it's the guy's posts. his username was allcloppersmustpie
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User avatar #123 to #122 - monkeysniper (11/13/2013) [-]
*pony post
User avatar #149 to #109 - thechosentroll (11/13/2013) [-]
Fagmin made it so that you can no longer get banned for having too many red thumbs. No idea what he was thinking when he did (or if he was ******* thinking AT ALL). These cunts aren't actually ************ . They're pretending to be, because that way they get red thumbs easier. Most are also pretending to be Phanact, because **** if I know why.
#116 to #109 - plaguehammer (11/13/2013) [-]
red thumbs no longer = a ban. So all these idiot pony fags came out of the closet to troll -.-
#184 to #116 - creepyunclebob (11/13/2013) [-]
No, the idiot trolls came out of the closet to pony fag.
User avatar #118 to #116 - snakedog ONLINE (11/13/2013) [-]
ohhhh they'll soon settle,god i hate brownies.
#119 to #118 - plaguehammer (11/13/2013) [-]
it's bronies i believe. Brownies are cakes.
User avatar #120 to #119 - snakedog ONLINE (11/13/2013) [-]
my bad lol but i hate those guys too
#121 to #120 - plaguehammer (11/13/2013) [-]
yeah, they're pretty ******* awful
User avatar #128 to #121 - holycrapimacupcake (11/13/2013) [-]
Not all of us are bad.
#130 to #128 - plaguehammer (11/13/2013) [-]
TBF It's like the difference between a black guy and a ****** to me (cf. Chris Rock) bronies and MLP fans. As much as I dislike MLP, I don't dislike people for liking it, It just seems theres a corellation between certain people being awful and liking MLP and using that to spread their awfulness.
User avatar #134 to #130 - holycrapimacupcake (11/13/2013) [-]
Exactly, the guys you see in the comments are what we call,"ponyfags."
#136 to #134 - rdobet (11/13/2013) [-]
I'm honestly pretty sure most of them aren't actually bronies and are just being really ******* boring trolls.
User avatar #138 to #136 - holycrapimacupcake (11/13/2013) [-]
Exactly.
#141 to #134 - plaguehammer (11/13/2013) [-]
ah, excuse me for not knowing the terms lol ^^ honestly, liking MLP is like liking anything else, I don't and unless you try to shove it down my throat, I don't care that you like it ^^

but these "ponyfags" are really annoying
User avatar #142 to #141 - holycrapimacupcake (11/13/2013) [-]
Oh it is no problem, not all know our native tongue. Have a fine evening.
#143 to #142 - plaguehammer (11/13/2013) [-]
you too, fine sir ^^
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User avatar #95 to #77 - sabcy (11/13/2013) [-]
... all of which are run by men.
#132 - baitdoesnttalkback (11/13/2013) [-]
hot girl problems
#125 - urapooper (11/13/2013) [-]
This gave me a craving for playing KSP...
#93 - sphyrch (11/13/2013) [-]
I like how calm the woman beside the houston guy is. Only women understand women problems
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