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#11 - anon
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(11/03/2013) [-]
This guy is an idiot looking for publicity.
#90 to #11 - thebastardbeaver
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(11/04/2013) [-]
Come on Chris brown, you're better than this. Atleast drake logs in before talking **** and he's pretty much a woman.
#42 to #11 - rhiaanor
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(11/04/2013) [-]
>calling guy an idiot looking for publicity
>in defense of Chris Brown
#13 to #11 - sanguinesolitude
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(11/03/2013) [-]
He is a tv personality... everything he does is publicity. Stop jerking off to chris brown you faggoty anon.
#113 to #13 - anon
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(11/04/2013) [-]
ya hi im sanguinesolitude. i like taking a pee pee in my mouth every once in a while. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
#131 to #113 - anon
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(11/04/2013) [-]
You're one of the worst trolls I've ever seen.
Go die in a chemical fire, you inadequate little ****.
#19 - taye
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#77 to #19 - snowshark
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Eh, I had a funny reply buy someone used the same .gif somewhere else in the comments so... sorry 'bout that.   
   
Here. Have something completely unrelated but still kinda funny.
Eh, I had a funny reply buy someone used the same .gif somewhere else in the comments so... sorry 'bout that.

Here. Have something completely unrelated but still kinda funny.
#94 to #19 - thereforeiamnot
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(11/04/2013) [-]
I'm just so confused about how these arm muscles work. There are too many lumps for me to comprehend.
#139 to #94 - keltainenlumi
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(11/04/2013) [-]
Akira Toriyama is known for his use of imagination when drawing muscles.
#16 - Pompano
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I know that it is wrong to blame the victim. But I don't know why so many beaten women keep coming back to their abusive boyfriends and keep giving them second chances. Even when they are not financially dependent on them at all, they still do this ****.
#44 to #16 - anon
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(11/04/2013) [-]
a lot of the time, physically abusive relationships are also mentally abusive. The abusers are extremely manipulative.
#89 to #16 - hammarhead
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(11/04/2013) [-]
Stockholm syndrome?
#109 to #16 - severepwner
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(11/04/2013) [-]
It's probably about investment.
Let's say they met a guy at a park, they go to a date once, and decide to not see each other any more. Not very invested.
Now let's say they met at their work, and she introduces him to her friends, then her parents, and go out for several months. Then they have sex. That's a lot of investment.

Some women don't want to leave someone like that because then it seems like such a waste.
#39 to #16 - thejerseyjenn
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(11/04/2013) [-]
Well my mother was too afraid to leave her husband. She was scared that he would kill her. You don't think rationally when you're in a situation like that.
#21 to #16 - bann
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(11/03/2013) [-]
Because love makes little to no sense.
#36 to #16 - xdeathspawnx
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(11/04/2013) [-]
The same reason they keep going back to douchebags who only care about sex don't give a **** about them. They convince themselves that they can change him over and over again.
#22 to #16 - zzforrest
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(11/03/2013) [-]
In most cases it's actually a personality disorder, known as "dependent personality disorder". This is when someone is so desperate to maintain any form of social relationship, they are submissive to the point of causing danger for themselves. Often times they will arrange their lives in such a way so that the most mundane parts of their lives like where to eat or where to buy clothes can be decided for them. It is 3 times more common in women than in men. Often times they will return to relationships due to desperation, however dangerous it is.
#26 to #16 - schmul
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(11/04/2013) [-]
Remember in Star Wars Episode II when Anakin confessed to Padme that he just has killed women and children in of sand-people tribe, and she reacted like: "It's human to be angry." If you have a psychologicaly depending bond to another person it can take more events to really be able to disconnect. Like when Anakin in Star Wars Episode III killed all the younglings in the jedi-temple and endangered Padme's, and actually also their children's life. That's the point when you start reflecting the relationship.
#33 to #26 - thegrayknights
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(11/04/2013) [-]
Actually really good analogy, well done! Thumb to you sirr
Actually really good analogy, well done! Thumb to you sirr
#160 to #33 - schmul
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(11/04/2013) [-]
Now that we're talking about it I realize how abusing your wife has been a comming thing and still people (like squirtle) are wondering why women get back together with such men. I mean maybe you've seen L.A. Confidential? The movie sells in a totally believable way the fact that Russel Crow gets the woman in the end, which he has beaten. Noone objects cause it's the 30's. Blaming the victim has kinda become worse since now noone can understand anymore why the women come back for some more punching.

There's a tribe in Africa where they have a kinda contest. The winner gets a night with the most beautiful woman of the tribe. If she gets pregnant he's gets a good beating by sticks. No modern medical knowledge, but even they have figured out who's got the penis and the strong arm.
#20 to #16 - emokoneko
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It's because a lot of times, the abuser will make the victim feel like it is their fault, like they couldn't get anyone else, and/or that it was a mistake that they feel awful about and will not repeat. It's a psychological trap. Also, some abusers will use scare tactics, threats toward the victim or their loved ones, etc. to make the victim afraid to leave.

It doesn't make it right to go back to them, but I do see why it happens.

I get way too much into psychology
#105 to #20 - nighkey
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(11/04/2013) [-]
So true. And in my friend's case who got pregnant within 2 months of knowing a guy who already had 2 kids with different mothers, it's the "But my child NEEDS a father!" Thing. I asked her, "If you didn't have a kid, would you still want this person in your house?" They sheepishly say no, but their dad was mean to them and they want their kid to know their father. Some people just don't get it until they are in the hospital from being beaten, are pregnant with the SECOND child, and all the money their romantic interest stuffed into their boxers before the police showed up that cant be claimed by the rightful owner is for "child support" which has never once been paid on. Then when that jailed abuser gives the pregnant woman back her stolen phone as 'good will' realizing she can press all kinds of charges, she finds out through incoming texts how much he's been cheating on her and staying for free in there house.

All the while, she keeps saying like a broken record, every day, "Hes SO good with our daughter! He even changes her diaper and feeds her now! He's just so good with her." It's kinda sad, really....
#164 to #105 - emokoneko
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(11/05/2013) [-]
Yes, I've seen the same situation so many times. I hate how much social pressure and other factors makes a woman think that getting pregnant by a guy means she has to stay with him. I wouldn't marry or live with a guy for that reason alone, but I've seen too many women do it. It is really sad. I got married after getting pregnant, but if I hadn't already decided that I one day wanted to marry him, I wouldn't have done it.
#165 to #164 - nighkey
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(11/05/2013) [-]
Congratulations on the stable family. Not too many people can claim that they have one.
#166 to #165 - emokoneko
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(11/05/2013) [-]
It's not perfect, but no family or person is. I'm happy with it overall. I hope your friend is in a better place in her life now, or will be soon.
#106 to #105 - nighkey
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(11/04/2013) [-]
*their house (actually apartment they couldn't afford rent for since he lost his license to too many DUIs and couldn't get a job from it due to rural location. )
#27 - thatrussianhoe
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(11/04/2013) [-]
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#25 - noket
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(11/04/2013) [-]
TV's Andy Levy Apologizes To Chris Brown And His Fans
#138 to #25 - jakols
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(11/04/2013) [-]
this if ******* gold!
why the **** haven't i seen this before?!

#93 to #25 - fingernails
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(11/04/2013) [-]
That last punchline
That last punchline
#63 to #25 - undeadwill
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(11/04/2013) [-]
"Want to know the only thing Chris Brown is guilty of?"
"What?"
"A felony"

My ******* sides are in a another castle.
#41 - twofreegerbils
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(11/04/2013) [-]
"spelling, grammar and syntax"
where the **** is your oxford comma you piece of ****
#57 to #41 - Lainge
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(11/04/2013) [-]
Oh wow.
Being this wrong is impressive.
#62 to #57 - twofreegerbils
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(11/04/2013) [-]
Except I am perfectly correct and there is definitely a need for TWO commas when listing THREE items. Holy ****, why do people feel the need to be complete ******* retards all the goddamn time? From wikipedia:

The style that always uses the serial comma may be less likely to result in ambiguity. Consider the apocryphal book dedication quoted by Teresa Nielsen Hayden:[15]
To my parents, Ayn Rand and God. [notice the lack of oxford comma and the ambiguity you ******* idiot]
There is ambiguity about the writer's parentage, because Ayn Rand and God can be read as in apposition to my parents, leading the reader to believe that the writer claims Ayn Rand and God are the parents. A comma before and removes the ambiguity:
To my parents, Ayn Rand, and God.[see how that tiny little comma made that sentence make so much more sense? Thanks, now go be a downsy somewhere else]
#64 to #62 - Lainge
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(11/04/2013) [-]
"Creative possibilities of spelling, grammar and syntax."
Holds no ambiguity in its meaning, thus why the comma is optional.
You ignorant twat.
#65 to #64 - twofreegerbils
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(11/04/2013) [-]
If NONE of your English teachers taught you how important it is to be consistent with your writing, then you need to line each and every one of them up in a row and proceed to kick them in the cunt one at a time. You never sometimes use something like the Oxford comma, consistency is credibility. You either always use it, or never use it, any other way and you are a **** terrible writer.
#67 to #65 - techniik
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(11/04/2013) [-]
do u actualy care about speling?
ur such a fukin ******
#68 to #67 - twofreegerbils
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(11/04/2013) [-]
The irony was in the context that the subtitler used bad grammar.
#69 to #68 - techniik
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(11/04/2013) [-]
People make mistakes, it happens.
#167 to #62 - swagbot
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(11/05/2013) [-]
You still don't have to be an smelly, sandy, infected cuntfaggot about it.
#168 to #167 - twofreegerbils
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(11/05/2013) [-]
I wasn't, until people came in and started telling me I'm wrong, when I am undoubtedly correct.
#128 to #41 - swagbot
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(11/04/2013) [-]
I actually do prefer the... what do you call it... "Oxford Comma"?

Everyone's been telling me it's wrong throughout my whole life, but the point of a comma is not to denote lists, but pauses in the sentence as if it was spoken!

TL;DR +1
#158 to #128 - nicoquitemad
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(11/04/2013) [-]
Agreed!
#130 to #128 - anon
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(11/04/2013) [-]
WERE*
#43 to #41 - ToolFanP
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(11/04/2013) [-]
I don't really think people care that much....
Oxford Comma-Vampire Weekend
#47 to #41 - mondprinzessin ONLINE
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(11/04/2013) [-]
you dont need a comma at the last one, where you use 'and'   
   
ex) Apples, oranges, grapes and shut the **** up
you dont need a comma at the last one, where you use 'and'

ex) Apples, oranges, grapes and shut the **** up
#91 to #47 - anon
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(11/04/2013) [-]
Technically Oxford's comma should be used everywhere because otherwise it seems like he's pairing grammar and syntax together but whoever this guy is I respect him.

Don't rape me Arnoldo.
#92 to #91 - mondprinzessin ONLINE
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(11/04/2013) [-]
lol i respect this guy too

he is technically in the right as well, and he shouldnt really have these red thumbs
#123 to #92 - twofreegerbils
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(11/04/2013) [-]
YET YOU GET AWAY WITH 23 GREEN THUMBS

**********
#125 to #123 - mondprinzessin ONLINE
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(11/04/2013) [-]
I HONESTLY DONO ********* HAPPENED
#48 to #47 - twofreegerbils
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(11/04/2013) [-]
Except you're wrong, and that's exactly what an Oxford comma is. Do you always run your mouth about **** that you don't know about?
#78 to #48 - KennyMcCormickk
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(11/04/2013) [-]
Do you? Because the Oxford comma is optional and youre the ONLY one here who thinks it's not.

#80 to #78 - twofreegerbils
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(11/04/2013) [-]
I may also be the ONLY one here who thinks you're a total faggot, but that doesn't make me any less wrong.

Faggot.
#81 to #80 - KennyMcCormickk
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(11/04/2013) [-]
I honestly can't even tell if you're trolling or just retarded. Seeing how you are not a credible source in any way possible, you very well could be just as wrong.
#83 to #81 - twofreegerbils
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(11/04/2013) [-]
You're right, I could be wrong, you may not actually be a faggot.   
   
But I'm pretty sure you're a faggot. A mad faggot.
You're right, I could be wrong, you may not actually be a faggot.

But I'm pretty sure you're a faggot. A mad faggot.
#85 to #83 - KennyMcCormickk
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#49 to #48 - mondprinzessin ONLINE
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(11/04/2013) [-]
often yes. why do you ask?
#50 to #49 - twofreegerbils
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(11/04/2013) [-]
Because you just did.
Because you just did.
#55 to #50 - mondprinzessin ONLINE
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(11/04/2013) [-]
sorry but ive been looking at that gif for like ten minutes and its now my favorite
#56 to #55 - twofreegerbils
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(11/04/2013) [-]
It's my secret weapon.
#58 to #56 - mondprinzessin ONLINE
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(11/04/2013) [-]
do you know what its from?
it looks like an ad, but its just to cool to be
#59 to #58 - twofreegerbils
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(11/04/2013) [-]
No clue.
#51 to #50 - mondprinzessin ONLINE
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(11/04/2013) [-]
A is for Acceptance



silly
#28 - mitchr
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(11/04/2013) [-]
This leaves out the rest of the speech.
"And lastly, everyone, I am sorry that I used Twitter to subtly address the fact that a guy who put his girlfriend in the hospital can, a mere two years later, be warmly welcomed back into society, and appear on shows such as Saturday Night Live, as if everything he ever did magically never happened. I'm sorry. It won't happen again."
A moment later. "Really, Greg, you know the only thing Chris Brown is guilty of?"
"What?"
"A felony."
Also, I hate Chris Brown with a fiery ************* passion.
#18 - sircopperman ONLINE
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(11/03/2013) [-]
This is still a thing?
#34 to #18 - bomberbib
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(11/04/2013) [-]
Hehe It seems like its never gonna end.
#46 to #34 - babydingo
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(11/04/2013) [-]
correction: should never end.
#32 - tiddycats
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(11/04/2013) [-]
Chris's tweet just sounds like something a 12 year old would say.
Chris's tweet just sounds like something a 12 year old would say.
#14 - garykn ONLINE
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(11/03/2013) [-]
Guy's fw
Guy's fw