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#23 - rockingaca ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
#5 - mordroxx (10/27/2013) [-]
now with the "new" version of bane from the movie
#111 to #5 - awesomechardey (03/23/2014) [-]
Comic Bane vs. Movie Venom would be a fair fight.
User avatar #16 to #5 - ajjurgens (10/27/2013) [-]
they also changed batman and wolverine and green lantern
User avatar #17 to #5 - xdeathspawnx (10/27/2013) [-]
the bane from the movie is cool, but is nowhere as good as actual bane.
User avatar #18 to #5 - stalkerloo (10/27/2013) [-]
That moment you notice Hulk is the bar tender with a little bow tie on.
User avatar #20 to #5 - adu (10/27/2013) [-]
Movie Bane would only stand a chance against the movie Venom. Comic Bane vs Comic Venom would also be a fair fight. But put movie vs comic versions, and the comic ones would win every time.

Venom would eat the "Dark Knight" Bane alive.
#28 to #20 - astarothaufromage (10/27/2013) [-]
How would the comic fight be a fair one? On one side we have Bane who, despite being an awesome being, trouble lifting a van and on the other side we have Venom who could lift 50 tons when he first appeared in the comics and can lift a staggering 70 tons nowadays. Bane's intelligence won't save him.
User avatar #30 to #28 - adu (10/27/2013) [-]
That's probably true. Some Batman villains are lower-tiered due to the fact that Batman doesn't have any real superpowers. He can take down just about anyone with enough preparation and research, though, so it's not always about immediate strength.
#32 to #30 - astarothaufromage (10/27/2013) [-]
They just don't want to go over the top with superpowers and all, like marvel often does. I mean, Bane is actually pretty realistic, more so than venom and spiderman.
User avatar #33 to #32 - adu (10/27/2013) [-]
DC has plenty of over-the-top superheros too... It's kind of surprising that Batman can keep up with the rest of the Justice League, but that's just a testament to how cunning and adaptive he can be. Marvel's heros and villains sometimes go over-the-top, but never quite as over-the-top as DC.

Case-and-point: superman.wikia.com/wiki/Superman_Prime_(One_Million)
#34 to #33 - astarothaufromage (10/27/2013) [-]
I was more talking about their iconic ones. Look at venom, he could lift 50 tons when he first appeared, that's way over the top, especially compared to Bane.
User avatar #78 to #20 - heartlessrobot (10/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #12 to #5 - Gandalfthewhite (10/27/2013) [-]
if this is the movie version then Venom should be skinny as ****
User avatar #40 to #12 - maxismahname (10/27/2013) [-]
He was skinny before the black **** got on him, He got bigger after the black ****
#82 to #40 - vaporous (10/28/2013) [-]
>"movie version"
User avatar #84 to #82 - maxismahname (10/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about, didn't he get better in the movie too?
#86 to #84 - vaporous (10/28/2013) [-]
No, not really.
User avatar #88 to #86 - maxismahname (10/28/2013) [-]
Also one of my comments I made today was literally "No, not really"
User avatar #87 to #86 - maxismahname (10/28/2013) [-]
Oh well I haven't watched it in ages
#89 to #87 - vaporous (10/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, I remember being pretty disappointed seeing the little tiny venom.
User avatar #97 to #89 - maxismahname (10/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, me too,now that I think of it
User avatar #45 - dafuckisthisshit (10/27/2013) [-]
bane will win though cause he gets his strength from venom right?
#100 to #45 - anon (10/28/2013) [-]
not the same stuff.
#42 - dracofly (10/27/2013) [-]
Thats Cute
#4 - thebuttman (10/27/2013) [-]
User avatar #93 to #4 - notstill (10/28/2013) [-]
I feel sorry for you if your monitor is that small.
User avatar #41 to #4 - largilloquent (10/27/2013) [-]
people still use squares to browse the internet?
User avatar #31 to #4 - perfectcomment (10/27/2013) [-]
Maybe I'm missing the joke, but do people still have 1024 x 720 monitors? That was probably the joke and it went right past me and I am sorry if I offend.
#47 to #4 - anon (10/27/2013) [-]
I like how superman is just sitting at the bar not giving a flying ****
#21 - adu (10/27/2013) [-]
Deadpool is just in the back contemplating whether to tap Spidey's ass...
#64 - philfromaccounting (10/27/2013) [-]
Alternate image
#65 to #64 - philfromaccounting (10/27/2013) [-]
this was already posted… my apologies
User avatar #19 - Silver Quantum (10/27/2013) [-]
hulk in the back is like "how cute"
#9 - LessThanThreesOme (10/27/2013) [-]
I haven't read much comics nor watch all movies but the vibes i get of venom and bane when i saw spiderman 3 and dark knight,they give off the feeling of failed heroes, anyways do you think they can be heroes or not?
#10 to #9 - guywithapen (10/27/2013) [-]
Bane maybe, Venom I'm not so sure.
User avatar #13 to #9 - guiguito (10/27/2013) [-]
if i remember correctly, bane is just a goon and venon is a mind controlling alien.
User avatar #14 to #9 - ompalomper ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
well, bane has always been hell bent on becoming the dictator of gotham and venom is a murderous alien
User avatar #43 to #14 - Thundergod (10/27/2013) [-]
Except in Arkham City, where he becomes a drug-busting luchadore dependent on the very drug he destroys. Can't get more macho hero than that.
User avatar #48 to #43 - bobthedilder (10/27/2013) [-]
Cept that was a load of BS and he uses Batman to destroy the other Titan canisters so he can keep the others for himself.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Thundergod (10/27/2013) [-]
Never got that far.
User avatar #50 to #49 - bobthedilder (10/27/2013) [-]
User avatar #110 to #50 - Thundergod (11/11/2013) [-]
Eh, traded in the game because I beat the main story, Harley's epilogue, and beat most of the other parts. Not like it was goin to change much for me anyways.
User avatar #66 to #9 - drldrl (10/27/2013) [-]
Bane has worked with Batman a couple times. Right after his defeat by Azrael in Knightfall, he joins him once he gets out of prison.
#15 to #9 - whyunofeellucky (10/27/2013) [-]
At one point, Venom did.
He was willing to forget about his vendetta for Peter I think peter faked his death. and went on to become a protector of San-francisco, till his son Carnage came and started ******* **** up, then Peter and Venom teamed up on his ass.
You can probably find more about it on the Marvel wiki.
User avatar #11 to #9 - swagloon (10/27/2013) [-]
Well the Venom I know is a alien who has anger issues. His goal is to consume non-stop and to take back Peter as a host because his body is better than the one Venom is using. So I don't think Venom would be a hero.
User avatar #44 to #11 - Thundergod (10/27/2013) [-]
He got better once Flash Thompson became the host.
#46 - ncisagentgibbs **User deleted account** (10/27/2013) [-]
Later on when Catwoman comes in...
#59 to #46 - anon (10/27/2013) [-]
oh god I hate when little 17 year olds try to draw fan art
User avatar #27 - lawerancearm (10/27/2013) [-]
... And Superman is in the back drinking alone as if his life lost its meaning for him.
User avatar #51 to #27 - alreadyexiststho (10/27/2013) [-]
I ******* love you for pointing that out. I wouldn't have noticed it.
User avatar #52 to #51 - lawerancearm (10/27/2013) [-]
A few comments were pointing out The Hulk then I looked closer and saw Superman looking like Lois died or something.
#53 to #52 - alreadyexiststho (10/27/2013) [-]
Well for your attention to detail I will give you this kitten.
Well for your attention to detail I will give you this kitten.
#55 to #53 - lawerancearm (10/27/2013) [-]
That is 			*******		 adorable...
That is ******* adorable...
User avatar #7 - dissectedtesticle (10/27/2013) [-]
meanwhile, hulk is not impressed.
User avatar #1 - shroomftw (10/27/2013) [-]
*obligatory comment about which villain would technically win*

and its obviously venom btw some guy proved it last time it was posted
User avatar #3 to #1 - VincentKing ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
I've only read DC comics everyone tells me to read marvel, but the artwork isn't really that appealing to me in the Marvel comics so my choice has to be Bane, mainly because he can inject venom into himself they definitely need one of the amalgam universe series to make a comeback, and fuse bane and venom together.
User avatar #22 to #3 - theblackhorntail (10/27/2013) [-]
First of all, there is a huge difference between Bane's venom and Venom's venom. Bane's venom is a steroid and Venom's venom is symbiotic. As for the fight, Bane would break his fists trying to hurt venom. Bane's strength level is around 2 tons and Venom's is around 25 tons plus Venom has all of Spider-man's superhuman attributes. The only hope Bane has is fire which is Venom's weakness but I doubt he will ever get the chance to figure that out.
#56 to #22 - machodriver (10/27/2013) [-]
Bane's actually really intelligent, I'm pretty sure he'd be able to hold himself up against Venom long enough to figure out his weaknesses.
User avatar #37 to #22 - nucularwar (10/27/2013) [-]
I thought Venom's weakness was sound?
User avatar #38 to #37 - azumeow ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
Both actually, IIRC. But fire is his primary weakness, since sound really only is painful to him, not deadly. Fire ***** him up like he a grass/bug pokemon.
User avatar #6 to #3 - kingarturi (10/27/2013) [-]
truth is it would actually be pretty even.
User avatar #8 to #6 - nucularwar (10/27/2013) [-]
When you think about it they're both bodybuilders with a glorified steroid. Bane injects his into the back of his head, Venom's is an alien that covers his body.
#24 to #8 - anon (10/27/2013) [-]
Venom is not a steroid you buffoon, it is a Symbiote.
#29 to #6 - astarothaufromage (10/27/2013) [-]
Bane has got some fighting skills, is quite intelligent and can lift regular cars. Venom has tentacles, teeth, claws, can absorb life in some incarnations and can lift 50-70 tons. I would certainly not call that a fair fight.
User avatar #35 to #29 - kingarturi (10/27/2013) [-]
bane has more than some fighting skills and is actually one of the smartest villains batman has faced im saying they're pretty even in an arm wrestling fight in an actual fight pretty sure venom would win.
#36 to #35 - astarothaufromage (10/27/2013) [-]
That "some" was meant ironically, and even so, Bane had the intelligence to figure where he could surprise the Batman, if he would do that with Venom, Venom would just yank out his innards and paint then wall with them. He is not nearly as strong, agile, or durable as Venom.
#25 to #6 - anon (10/27/2013) [-]
Truth is Venom would kick Bane's ass every day of the week.
#62 - philfromaccounting (10/27/2013) [-]
Imagine the venom symbiote bonded with Bane
User avatar #58 - breakfield (10/27/2013) [-]
I just adore the fact that superman is in the back not giving a flying ****
#54 - breakfield (10/27/2013) [-]
kinda reminded me of this
User avatar #71 to #54 - heartlessrobot (10/28/2013) [-]
Hulk would leave both of them as bloody smears on the ground. He is invincible, and he grows stronger the angrier he gets. A fight with the Hulk cannot be one, as he only gets stronger the longer it lasts.
User avatar #90 to #71 - NinjaHermit (10/28/2013) [-]
Yeah. But in the same vein, saiyans get likewise get stronger after a severe beating.
User avatar #91 to #90 - heartlessrobot (10/28/2013) [-]
If there's enough left of them after the beating.
User avatar #92 to #91 - NinjaHermit (10/28/2013) [-]
Does it matter? Even if their just paste, just like in comic books, death is pretty cheap in DBZ. Every time Goku has died, he just comes back that much stronger.
User avatar #94 to #92 - heartlessrobot (10/28/2013) [-]
The Hulks strength has no limit, and he can't die. At all. Ever.
User avatar #96 to #94 - NinjaHermit (10/28/2013) [-]
True enough. The Hulk may very well win eventually. All I was really saying was that a saiyan's power isn't capped either, as they can keep getting stronger as well.
User avatar #63 to #54 - trollofhalo (10/27/2013) [-]
They'd probably lose, being 100% honest here. All those Saiyans have is Energy, and superhuman strength with a side of long blonde hair. Even though I'd like to see Goku and Vegeta win, I can't see it happening.
User avatar #77 to #63 - vegeta (10/28/2013) [-]
>all they have is energy and strength
Goku has telekinetic ability, telepathy, teleportation, and the ability to draw natural spirit out of the ******* ground, he can sense large sources of said energy, and is practically omniscient because of it.
Vegeta is a tight wound ball of pure anger and badass, with a casing of ego strong enough to cut Duke Nukem-ite.
let alone how he overcame complete mind control out of sheer ******* pride.
saiyans are a race of planetary conquest, they are literally born to conquer. and each saiyan posses the potential to conquer entire worlds by themselves. and that's just the ******* children. Saiyans may be a dying race, but they will kick your ass into last week.
On top of that, all that, is that vegeta is a tactical genius on the battlefield. and even managed to survive a deadly situation just because he was so intimidating. He can predict and anticipate attacks through calculation. Store and preserve his energy usage, and later on learns to even hide his energy from his opponents.

There will be quite a few formidable foes on marvel's side, but we know what will happen in the end.
User avatar #85 to #77 - azraelthemage (10/28/2013) [-]
Considering how the hulk at the end of World War Hulk was so ******* pissed that if he merely took a step, the entire east coast would be destroyed Of which, he let them beat him because this was the Green Scar and he didn't want to kill everyone Do you honestly think this would be an even match?
User avatar #95 to #85 - vegeta (10/28/2013) [-]
Thats pretty much breakfast for a Super Saiyan. Entire worlds quake when they fight. and just like superman, saiyans have to restrain themselves severely during a fight just so they don't destroy everything around them by accident.
#106 to #95 - anon (11/01/2013) [-]
Stop licking DBZ's butt-hole you little faggot and come to terms that your monkeys aren't unbeatable
User avatar #80 to #77 - trollofhalo (10/28/2013) [-]
Marvel would win. Telekinetic abilities are nothing but energy stored in the mind, as is Teleportation. Telepathy is the ability to bridge your mind with said object being telepathed. You say Vegeta is a tight wound ball of pure anger and Bad Ass? That sounds a lot like the Hulk. With a casting of ego strong enough to cut Duke Nukem-ite? That sounds like another marvel hero I know and you're not going to believe this one, but the Master Chief could do that If Princess Leigha is a Disney Princess, Master chief + every other SPARTAN is a Marvel Hero , with so much a sense of ego as an ant has, because even though Duke Nukem is said to be tough, he's just a movie star badass. And do I even need to remind you of Galactica? He eats planets. He eats races. It would take much more than two saiyans to take down Galactica.
#107 to #80 - anon (11/01/2013) [-]
Naw ************
Halo would DC
User avatar #108 to #107 - trollofhalo (11/01/2013) [-]
All the comics are published by Marel ******** .
Why am I even replying to an anon?
User avatar #109 to #108 - trollofhalo (11/01/2013) [-]
#101 to #80 - NinjaHermit (10/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #103 to #101 - trollofhalo (10/28/2013) [-]
Gallactus* Lol
User avatar #104 to #103 - NinjaHermit (10/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #105 to #104 - trollofhalo (10/28/2013) [-]
Suck my Galactus
User avatar #70 to #63 - mugenchamploo (10/28/2013) [-]
Thats just foolish. Kamehameha wave after Kamehameha wave would destroy everyone except Phoenix. And a spirit bomb (a small one, not a super spirit bomb) would resolve that quickly.
User avatar #76 to #70 - trollofhalo (10/28/2013) [-]
You forget that all those attacks take time to charge. In the charge time the entire Marvel Cast would have the upper hand and toss them around like ragdolls.
User avatar #81 to #76 - mugenchamploo (10/28/2013) [-]
I admit i didnt see villains to begin with. Without villains like Gallactus and Silver Surfer, Marvels attempts to destroy what is essentially the perfect race, would be futile. Even so, this scenario depicts 2 saiyans fighting an entire universe. If the two universes were to clash, there would be no contest.
User avatar #83 to #81 - trollofhalo (10/28/2013) [-]
Well it depends on which Marvel Universe you want.
User avatar #73 to #70 - Darianvincent ONLINE (10/28/2013) [-]
You clearly know nothing about the Marvel universe.
User avatar #39 - TheMindBrain (10/27/2013) [-]
Bane fun fact: he once broke both of Killer Croc's arms. And he wasnt even on the super venom.
User avatar #102 - okamibanshu (10/28/2013) [-]
Hulk: Hulk call winner. Hulk Smash!
User avatar #99 - NinjaHermit (10/28/2013) [-]
My money would be on Venom. 'Cuz, really, Bane is super-humanly strong, but he tops out at about being able to lift 2 tons, maybe 3 if he wants to OD on his venom.
Venom(/Eddie Brock), on the other hand, is usually depicted as physically stronger than Spider-Man, and can lift upwards of 70 tons.
#98 - joshisyoshi (10/28/2013) [-]
Deadpool photo bomb
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