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My girlfriend. and tyi. scie/ ,
my girfriend, eir. heman, She' s here Munich,
haio, e
uau r
We' been fining ' new
and ware i' rei), ifr' wardrobe Poland
The other day she said In /,, L.''
will youst run reu___ 3 ‘end blitz the '?'
I and dent start thedagern
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#9 - nyxeos (10/27/2013) [-]
>First year of university   
>Living in a dorm   
>Guy on my floor Henrick 			*****		 some girl in the shower   
>He's German   
>She's Jewish   
>MFW the rest of the year no one would stop mentioning the fact that the German guy brought the Jewish chick into the showers   
We're all going to hell
>First year of university
>Living in a dorm
>Guy on my floor Henrick ***** some girl in the shower
>He's German
>She's Jewish
>MFW the rest of the year no one would stop mentioning the fact that the German guy brought the Jewish chick into the showers

We're all going to hell
#29 to #9 - kaboomz (10/27/2013) [-]
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User avatar #30 to #29 - nyxeos (10/27/2013) [-]
I don't think I've ever gotten anywhere near this many thumbs on a comment.

It's nice to know I'll burn with all my FJ friends.
User avatar #11 to #9 - fathis (10/27/2013) [-]
what goes around
#24 to #9 - albertjester ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
**** it.
#19 to #9 - augustusxxiv (10/27/2013) [-]
OP's Face When
OP's Face When
#2 - anon (10/27/2013) [-]
I met a girl from Germany who complimented the City "Rotterdam" for its architecture.
i Acedently said " yeah we had to rebuild it after you country bomded the **** out of it.
User avatar #27 to #2 - skumbaner ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
that was un-smooth as ****
User avatar #3 to #2 - highfocus (10/27/2013) [-]
bet you got pretty far with her
User avatar #4 to #2 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
How do you "Accidentally" say that?

You don't accidentally an entire ******* sentence, and a well thought out one at that.
User avatar #5 to #4 - hudis ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
It's when you say something you were thinking without considering whether or not it would be wise to say first.
User avatar #8 to #5 - ikonz (10/27/2013) [-]
he did a freudian slip perhaps?
User avatar #6 to #5 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
I don't know. The brain works pretty quickly, even half a second can be the difference between an entire thought out sentence and a stutter; usually when you realize you're about to say something stupid you break it off.

Hell, I for one have never said an entire 'stupid' sentence unless A. I didn't think it was stupid, or B. I wasn't aware of the full circumstances at the time.
User avatar #17 to #6 - desuforeverlulz (10/27/2013) [-]
Ahh, that awkward moment when two other people have said this already, haha.

To explain it further, Freudian slips happen to people who are used to expressing themselves and their wishes, and then have a moment where they are not cognisant of what is and isn't appropriate to say, given the company one is in. In the frame of time it took for you to utter that sentence, your brain has maintained this state of woeful ignorance. And that's not a very hard mistake to make, considering the numerous filters we maintain on a daily basis.
User avatar #31 to #6 - Logicaltightrope (10/27/2013) [-]
Well, you're wrong, it happens to people.
User avatar #44 to #31 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (10/28/2013) [-]
Swell argument, chum.
User avatar #23 to #5 - burningsmurfs (10/27/2013) [-]
After hanging with a bunch of friends who used the word being silly for each other and since it is all over this site and the rest of the internet, I do this almost daily when I almost call some inanimate object at work a ****** when it makes me mad and I have to catch myself because I work next to a black fellow and my supervisor is a black girl. The day I accidentally let it slip I will pull that "upside down face" Stewie look at myself.
User avatar #14 to #4 - desuforeverlulz (10/27/2013) [-]
It's called a Freudian slip. You accidentally say what you're really thinking.
User avatar #42 to #14 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (10/28/2013) [-]
No, a Freudian Slip is where you say something, but the words switch in order to give out what you're really thinking. For example, you might want to say "You won't be laughing with my cock in your mouth" and saying "You won't be laughing with your cock in my mouth", revealing that you're actually a flaming homosexual.
User avatar #45 to #42 - desuforeverlulz (10/28/2013) [-]
You're changing the definition with semantic differences... show me anywhere where it says specifically that the words "switch in order".
User avatar #47 to #45 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (10/28/2013) [-]
Show me where it says "You accidentally throw words out of your mouth"

It's just where you reveal what you're really (or subconsciously) thinking by a slip of the tongue, not where you blurt out entire sentences or are unable to control your thoughts-to-words function.
User avatar #49 to #47 - desuforeverlulz (10/28/2013) [-]
Nothing says that it can't be.
User avatar #7 to #4 - ChumLeee (10/27/2013) [-]
He accidentally the entire sentence.
User avatar #10 to #4 - schafskopf (10/27/2013) [-]
Dieser Satz kein Verb.
User avatar #35 to #4 - onewithpokerface (10/28/2013) [-]
It means he accidentally said it. We all think a lot of things that are best not said. He was thinking that, and didn't mean to say it, but it slipped out.

It would be like me thinking "jesus christ that woman is fat, why is she taking up two seats?" but if I were to say it out loud, there would be trouble. Much a similar instance.
User avatar #41 to #35 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (10/28/2013) [-]
No, no, an entire sentence doesn't 'slip out', usually the moment a word leaves your mouth you know to shut up. The only time it MAY happen differently is if you are completely unaware you're actually saying it.
User avatar #28 to #4 - lightninghorse ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
it's because he meant to say bombed, but said bomded instead
User avatar #12 to #4 - octaviamanoctavia (10/27/2013) [-]
Sometimes it takes me a few hours for me to realize that what I said was ******* retarded.
But then again I'm a retard.
User avatar #43 to #12 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (10/28/2013) [-]
Then it wasn't an accident, you just didn't know it was retarded.
User avatar #46 to #43 - desuforeverlulz (10/28/2013) [-]
No, he didn't know why it was retarded at the time. Otherwise he wouldn't have figured it out on his own.
User avatar #48 to #46 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (10/28/2013) [-]
Well there we go. It still wasn't an accident, he MEANT to say it, he just didn't think it was stupid at the time.
User avatar #50 to #48 - desuforeverlulz (10/28/2013) [-]
But he regarded it as an accident, no? You could make a Freudian slip and not realize it. Doesn't matter how long it takes you to realize, it would still be an accident at the very moment it occurred.
User avatar #51 to #50 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (10/28/2013) [-]
He may regard it as a duck, but that doesn't make it a duck. If he MEANT to say it, it's not an accident, period.
User avatar #52 to #51 - desuforeverlulz (10/28/2013) [-]
lol, ducks are objective and accidents are subjective. That's your first flaw. If he meant to say it under a certain mode of operation, that mode being one that is not aware of the numerous filters one would have been using at the time, he said what he did improperly, and it was an accident. And adding "period" to the end of a statement doesn't make it any more right, lolz

Consider a hypothetical oil pump that uses a lever to lower a drill bit into the mining area. Let's say that at 6:30 pm, someone is required to climb into the area the drill bit digs to perform scheduled maintenance. Suppose the day before, the clocks had switched hours, and one of the worker's watches displayed 7:30 when it was actually 6:30, and pulled a level that would lower the drill. This kills the man doing the inspection. Is that a homicide since he meant to do it? Or was it manslaughter, being that it was an accident?
User avatar #53 to #52 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (10/28/2013) [-]
Alright, I'm not in the mood for a debate at the moment, so fine, you're right, I'm incorrect, it was absolutely an accident, I'm just stubborn. Good on you, mate.
User avatar #54 to #53 - desuforeverlulz (10/28/2013) [-]
Implying you could actually counter my points. #rekt
User avatar #55 to #54 - desuforeverlulz (10/28/2013) [-]
/was baiting you ever since your first comment response to me, lol
User avatar #13 - zerpderp (10/27/2013) [-]
I'm part german and during my cooking class I accidently said "I love baking things"
User avatar #15 to #13 - wcpapier (10/27/2013) [-]
next time say ' someone turn on the gas'
User avatar #16 to #15 - zerpderp (10/27/2013) [-]
once in chemistry I told everyone I couldn't wait to use the gas pipes uhh I mean Bunsen burners
#22 - anon (10/27/2013) [-]
User avatar #18 - braxtotxarb (10/27/2013) [-]
I was born in Germany, so my friend always makes fun of me with nazi jokes. At first he always called my Adolf Hitler. Then he started calling me Gay-dolf ******** .
User avatar #20 to #18 - jonnyp (10/27/2013) [-]
i moved to germany 3 years ago, i was afraid to mention the war, now we make nazi jokes and references at work.
#21 to #18 - anon (10/27/2013) [-]
It probably doesn't help that you're a faggot, right?
User avatar #39 to #21 - braxtotxarb (10/28/2013) [-]
I don't know, how do you cope with it?
#25 - dreadrabbit (10/27/2013) [-]
Hear hometown Munich mentioned.

Swell with pride!
#58 to #25 - anon (10/29/2013) [-]
>hometown is munich
>thinks this is something to be proud of.
#32 to #25 - koeln (10/27/2013) [-]
Have my thumb flying in from Köln. München is a nice city.
User avatar #34 to #32 - datgermanguy (10/28/2013) [-]
Hi my german brothers, Kaiserslautern reporting in.
#37 to #34 - koeln (10/28/2013) [-]
Nice Stadium, but I couldn't find a parking spot in the whole city. Unfortunately this stucks in my mind the most
User avatar #26 - pulluspardus (10/27/2013) [-]
why are people on the internet usually more funnier than stand up comedians?
User avatar #33 to #26 - candlejackismyhomi (10/27/2013) [-]
Because you're stupid.
>More funnier.
More comedic.
User avatar #40 to #33 - pulluspardus (10/28/2013) [-]
le meme arrows.
#1 - shareacokewith (10/27/2013) [-]
I wonder if they'll call their baby G-20
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