(untitled). .. why did the girl fall off the swing? because she was dead!
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User avatar #2 - mulk (10/08/2013) [-]
why did the girl fall off the swing?


because she was dead!
User avatar #14 to #2 - alanflindt ONLINE (10/08/2013) [-]
cus she had no arms.
knock knock
who's there?
not the girl.
User avatar #16 - rakaka (10/08/2013) [-]
more like 10 trashcans in a baby
User avatar #29 to #16 - igfanforlife (10/09/2013) [-]
damn, I commented the same thing, great minds think alike huh?
User avatar #27 to #16 - shadylight (10/09/2013) [-]
I can't even begin to XD hahahahahahhaha.
User avatar #4 - noutinus (10/08/2013) [-]
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
User avatar #5 to #4 - noutinus (10/08/2013) [-]
Depends how hard you throw
#1 - trollzorr (10/08/2013) [-]
whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off when you go on a trampoline
#36 - mangoroid (10/09/2013) [-]
I actually prefer those
User avatar #25 - acidreign (10/09/2013) [-]
What's the difference between a dead baby and a slice of pizza?
You don't have to **** a slice of pizza before you eat it.
#31 - whiterefrigerator (10/09/2013) [-]
What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree?
1 baby stapled to 10 trees.

What's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies?
I don't hide a car in my garage.

How do you make a dead baby float?
add root beer and two scoops of ice cream.
User avatar #34 to #31 - schmitty (10/09/2013) [-]
What's the difference between babies and apples?
I don't cum on apples before I eat them

What's funnier than a dead baby?
Dead baby in a clown suit

What do you get a dead baby for it's birthday?
Dead puppy

What's small and red and sits in a corner?
Baby with razor blades

What's small and green and sits in a corner?
Same baby six months later
User avatar #35 to #31 - awildniglet (10/09/2013) [-]
How do you find a dead baby in a pile of bowling balls?
Use a pitchfork

How do you paint your walls?
Throw a dead baby into the ceiling fan
User avatar #32 to #31 - neonnurse (10/09/2013) [-]
What's the best way to get 100 dead babies into a box?
With a blender

What's the best way to get them out?
With chips

What's the difference between a woman and a dead baby?
I've never ****** a woman.
User avatar #23 - haydenmonty (10/09/2013) [-]
How do you fit 10 babies in a 5 gallon bucket? Blender.

How do you get them out?
Tortilla chips.
User avatar #8 - topperharly (10/08/2013) [-]
What's the difference between Jesus Christ and Casanova?

The facial expression while nailing...
#11 - arthurfj (10/08/2013) [-]
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#12 to #11 - arthurfj (10/08/2013) [-]
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#17 to #13 - omegaominous (10/09/2013) [-]
but.... you just responded to yourself.....
User avatar #7 - chrizac (10/08/2013) [-]
Why did Susy fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms.

Knock knock. Who's there?

Not Susy.
User avatar #37 - trailerparkhero (10/09/2013) [-]
What way should you put a baby into a blender?
feet first
....why?
so you can see the look on its face as you ejaculate
User avatar #33 - mrwhiteboy (10/09/2013) [-]
10 Babies in one trash can?

#30 - brutusantony (10/09/2013) [-]
better*

Pic unrelated
User avatar #28 - igfanforlife (10/09/2013) [-]
Or ten trashcans in one baby..think about that one
#26 - steverulz (10/09/2013) [-]
How do you spoil a baby?

Leave it out in the sun
User avatar #24 - mintyfreshmenthol (10/09/2013) [-]
whats worse than one dead baby in ten trash cans? ....................the holocaust
User avatar #22 - danielsturk (10/09/2013) [-]
Nono, it's
"What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree?"
"One dead baby in 10 trees."
#18 - luckoftheroll (10/09/2013) [-]
I never understood this...Why is 1 dismembered baby worse than 10 whole dead babies? The math doesn't add up on this one.

And just so this wasn't a waste of time, How does a Welsh farmer find a sheep in high grass? Satisfying
User avatar #19 to #18 - bakonforall (10/09/2013) [-]
whats worse than 10 babies in a trashcan?

the live one at the bottom eating it's way out.
#21 to #19 - luckoftheroll (10/09/2013) [-]
Meh, heard it. Atleast it's "disturbing"
User avatar #20 to #19 - heartlessrobot (10/09/2013) [-]
What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.
User avatar #10 - tatsuichiyo (10/08/2013) [-]
Whats similar between a baby and a banana?
Both taste delicious frozen and covered in chocolate
Whats the funnest part about giving a baby a bath?
Watching it dance when you drop the toaster in
What's the hardest part about parachuting with a baby?
Convincing the instructor not to give the baby a parachute.
Those are some of my funnier ones, if you all will excuse me, I'm going to go pack...because I'm going to Hell.
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