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User avatar #27 - nospyonme (10/11/2013) [-]
An alternate caption for this could be "common core, gets kids A's, destroys America"
#26 - phudgepacker (10/11/2013) [-]
Kids FW
#20 - wastelandgunner ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]

Jebediah, ******* train her now. She's close enough.
#13 - obeythebiscuits (10/11/2013) [-]
#11 - oneightseven (10/11/2013) [-]
this article
#10 - xoyv (10/11/2013) [-]
#9 - spidermanthred (10/11/2013) [-]
a thousand word ransom you say?
a thousand word ransom you say?
User avatar #16 to #9 - tiredofthis (10/11/2013) [-]
I could write a thousand word ransom, no problem. What's the subject?
User avatar #18 to #16 - spidermanthred (10/11/2013) [-]
write a thousand word essay on how the booty had you like
User avatar #24 to #18 - tiredofthis (10/11/2013) [-]
Forsooth! For with mine eyes did I see, there in the moonlight pale, by water's edge, my gaze did fall upon that sight so wondrous, so glorious. That thing which made all other things seem so dim and distant. Verily it was the booty! That booty, fair booty, which made me hold my manhood cheap that such a booty was not mine to hold.
Honor-bound, was I, to seek't out, and to make it mine! And so I saught, but my searching was in vain. Through all the danger I did search but I found it not. Through every labor and toil did I wade, but I found it not there either. I searched upon the highest peaks, and in the lowest of valleys, but i could find it not.
But lo, I would find it. 'Twas not on the highest peaks, nor in the lowest vales. 'Twas not amid the dangers, nor the toils. The booty was right under my nose the entire time. Speak I, metaphorically, of course, for by troth I would have know if such thing were literally below the nose 'pon my face. But praise my luck did I when the booty I did find! For ne'er a treasure such as this had ever there been, nor will ever there be! Would that I could describe it in the eight hundred and seventeen characters that I have left. Would that a mere seven hundred and fourty five could do the booty justice!
'Twas awe-inspiring and yet graceful. 'Twas large and yet firm. The booty was the finest work e'er was wrought by mother natures hand. Truly that woman did know how to shake that which was gifted her by her mother.

And there, upon the threshold of my journey's completion, I did learn truly what it meant, the booty.
#4 - huffe ONLINE (10/10/2013) [-]
#6 to #4 - thesweetape (10/11/2013) [-]
Do... Do you have the full image of that? I've been looking for that tumblr post for a while.
#15 to #6 - higitusfigitus (10/11/2013) [-]
Because you said please.

By the way, the painting is Thetis Bringing Armor to Achilles by Benjamin West.
#17 to #15 - thesweetape (10/11/2013) [-]
Dude.. You rock! I found the tumblr post and am now on my way to thumb as much of your stuff as I can
#19 to #17 - higitusfigitus (10/11/2013) [-]
Let's be friends. I like your style.
Let's be friends. I like your style.
#22 to #19 - thesweetape (10/11/2013) [-]
I agree. Let's be pals.
User avatar #3 - chuffberry (10/10/2013) [-]
that's not a textbook. that's Uncle John's Bathroom Reader.
User avatar #8 to #3 - thepyras (10/11/2013) [-]
The public education system is a mess these days.
User avatar #2 - therealtjthemedic (10/10/2013) [-]
>Dear ****
I don't think this is a text book.
Also all the jokes and everything, yeah.
User avatar #1 - sirgrimrock (10/10/2013) [-]
Kelly Kerbal, Grew up to be an Astronaut in the Kerbal Space Program.
#14 to #1 - absolyst ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
That's interesting and all, but the Kelly in the content is Kelly Kerbel.
User avatar #7 to #1 - colegaleener (10/11/2013) [-]
Nobody ever really talks about KSP but once I see something about it, everybody embraces.
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