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#11 - oneightseven (10/11/2013) [-]
this article
User avatar #1 - sirgrimrock (10/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Kelly Kerbal, Grew up to be an Astronaut in the Kerbal Space Program.
User avatar #3 - chuffberry (10/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
that's not a textbook. that's Uncle John's Bathroom Reader.
#26 - phudgepacker (10/11/2013) [-]
Kids FW
#10 - xoyv (10/11/2013) [-]
#4 - huffe ONLINE (10/10/2013) [+] (6 replies)
#9 - spidermanthred (10/11/2013) [+] (3 replies)
a thousand word ransom you say?
a thousand word ransom you say?
User avatar #24 to #18 - tiredofthis (10/11/2013) [-]
Forsooth! For with mine eyes did I see, there in the moonlight pale, by water's edge, my gaze did fall upon that sight so wondrous, so glorious. That thing which made all other things seem so dim and distant. Verily it was the booty! That booty, fair booty, which made me hold my manhood cheap that such a booty was not mine to hold.
Honor-bound, was I, to seek't out, and to make it mine! And so I saught, but my searching was in vain. Through all the danger I did search but I found it not. Through every labor and toil did I wade, but I found it not there either. I searched upon the highest peaks, and in the lowest of valleys, but i could find it not.
But lo, I would find it. 'Twas not on the highest peaks, nor in the lowest vales. 'Twas not amid the dangers, nor the toils. The booty was right under my nose the entire time. Speak I, metaphorically, of course, for by troth I would have know if such thing were literally below the nose 'pon my face. But praise my luck did I when the booty I did find! For ne'er a treasure such as this had ever there been, nor will ever there be! Would that I could describe it in the eight hundred and seventeen characters that I have left. Would that a mere seven hundred and fourty five could do the booty justice!
'Twas awe-inspiring and yet graceful. 'Twas large and yet firm. The booty was the finest work e'er was wrought by mother natures hand. Truly that woman did know how to shake that which was gifted her by her mother.

And there, upon the threshold of my journey's completion, I did learn truly what it meant, the booty.
User avatar #27 - nospyonme (10/11/2013) [-]
An alternate caption for this could be "common core, gets kids A's, destroys America"
#20 - wastelandgunner (10/11/2013) [-]

Jebediah, ******* train her now. She's close enough.
#13 - obeythebiscuits (10/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #2 - therealtjthemedic ONLINE (10/10/2013) [-]
>Dear ****
I don't think this is a text book.
Also all the jokes and everything, yeah.
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