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One time we had missionaries over at our house, and my Mom mentioned
the tact that there is a Star Wars religion. One of them got so excited that
he clapped his hands together and binned out:
I WANT TO "
The other missionary gave him a surprised look, and then, I kid you not,
two seconds later it started pouring and hailing outside.
The other glared at him and went: "Look at what you'
done_"
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#15 - pjers ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
**pjers rolled comment #281 ** :
He doesn't love you
what I say to missionaries.
#47 to #15 - auryn (06/12/2014) [-]
That's harsh, man.
#16 to #15 - pjers ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
#17 to #16 - brokenhalf (06/12/2014) [-]
it must be the work of some higher being!
it must be the work of some higher being!
#19 to #17 - pjers ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
Science Be Praised statistics be real
#2 - jacksipian (06/11/2014) [-]
HFW
#43 to #23 - Lunchboxman (06/12/2014) [-]
what if I do?
User avatar #57 to #23 - adplum (06/12/2014) [-]
sauce?
User avatar #61 to #57 - amata (06/12/2014) [-]
I actually don't know. It was posted on FJ once, many moons ago, and I cropped out the panel for future use but didn't save source. Google image search isn't being very helpful, either. Sorry
#44 - danrat (06/12/2014) [-]
**danrat rolled comment #8992269 ** :
 What i say to missionaries.
**danrat rolled comment #8992269 ** :
What i say to missionaries.
User avatar #4 - superiorcheerio (06/11/2014) [-]
Yeah, I'll take 500 for **** that never happened.
#10 to #4 - pridefulmatthew (06/12/2014) [-]
You think someone would do that? Come on the internet and lie?
#25 to #4 - sacrilegious (06/12/2014) [-]
Don't you say I'll take " **** that never happened" for 500?
User avatar #60 to #25 - superiorcheerio (06/12/2014) [-]
sure, whatever. I dont have the picture for it, so i just had to type it.
#6 to #4 - theshadowwalker ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
But, they said "I kid you not". Why would someone do that?...
But, they said "I kid you not". Why would someone do that?...
#20 to #5 - iamthou (06/12/2014) [-]
**iamthou rolls 66** dub....s?
#21 to #20 - iamthou (06/12/2014) [-]
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User avatar #40 to #20 - aussieftw (06/12/2014) [-]
**aussieftw rolls 76** not dubs?...
#56 - freepotatoe (06/12/2014) [-]
**freepotatoe rolled image** mfw missionaries
**freepotatoe rolled image** mfw missionaries
#38 - Bloodgartham (06/12/2014) [-]
FEAR THE LORDS FURY!
#46 to #38 - thememegod (06/12/2014) [-]
Umm, excuse me.
But have you accepted Gaben as your Lord and Savior?
User avatar #54 - ruebezahl (06/12/2014) [-]
My biggest question is if they actually let the missionaries in to wait for the rain to stop.

Here in Germany, we don't really have so many Christians going from house to house anymore. Very very rarely, there are Mormons who apparently travel all the way from Utah to Germany to proselytize, and I actually feel genuinely bad for them (despite being a hardcore atheist), as they are always friendly and polite (unlike Jehova's Witnesses). Sometimes I feel like inviting them in for some cookies and milk, but I am not sure if I would actually get rid of them afterwards.

It would be funny, actually, if they went back to Utah, and then they'd tell their friends "The only person there who was nice to use was an atheist." ;-)
#26 - gokusdog (06/12/2014) [-]
Ill take **** that never happened for 800
#1 - casualbench (06/11/2014) [-]
**casualbench rolled image**
User avatar #36 to #1 - landartheconqueror (06/12/2014) [-]
oh god not alicorn fluttershy
User avatar #48 to #36 - puffyclouds ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
actually she's still just a pegasus there, in one episode she dresses up as an alicorn for reasons and that's what that picture is from
User avatar #62 to #48 - landartheconqueror (06/13/2014) [-]
oh. i gave up on ponies after season 3.
i still have a **** ton of merchandise, though
User avatar #9 to #1 - brothergrimm (06/12/2014) [-]
you know what you have to do now.....
#12 to #1 - hailredtext (06/12/2014) [-]
*shrug* have a green thumb, no love for ponies but it's a roll so what the hell, shield up *****
#29 to #12 - anon (06/12/2014) [-]
He does nothing but roll, seriously check his account.
#41 to #29 - hailredtext (06/12/2014) [-]
In that case...

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH DAT BIG RED THUMB
#7 to #1 - anon (06/12/2014) [-]
Cmon guys let's not thumb him down it's just a roll
User avatar #31 to #7 - wimwam (06/12/2014) [-]
-Get a relevant roll or dubs, thumb up
-Get ponies, thumb down

It is a roulette of sorts
#13 to #7 - gothpride (06/12/2014) [-]
**gothpride rolled image** Can we switch his for mine?
**gothpride rolled image** Can we switch his for mine?
User avatar #24 to #13 - lionxroar ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
Didn't DBZ get almost as much hate as ponies, latetly?
#32 to #24 - anon (06/12/2014) [-]
No, because DBZ isn't terrible.
User avatar #11 to #1 - squiblles (06/12/2014) [-]
I feel bad about the incoming red thumbs. have a green thumb to help buffer.
#35 - improbablyyourdad (06/12/2014) [-]
We had a couple Christians missionaries try to stop us in the hood when it was 8pm, it was pretty dark out but I said I was a satanist one of the three people I was with said they were Muslim and one other started going off about it being in the hood and dark out "its dark out, and you're in the hood trying to preach about jesus, are you ******* crazy? Don't nobody wanna hear that **** around here.. blah blah blah" while we kept walking past them. After we got down a block they turned around and got back in their car and left.
Wish I could have taped it, it was funny as hell.
>tfw
User avatar #50 - toncheky (06/12/2014) [-]
Today on " **** That Never Happened"...
#52 - ReignFox (06/12/2014) [-]
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#49 - anon (06/12/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image**   
What i say to missionaries.
**anonymous rolled image**
What i say to missionaries.
#30 - okamibanshu (06/12/2014) [-]
man, that guys an idiot, why would you mention star wars around Trekkie's?
#58 - batmanisarabbit (06/12/2014) [-]
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User avatar #55 - andraste (06/12/2014) [-]
nothing ever happened as hard as this did not.
#39 - dabugman (06/12/2014) [-]
**dabugman rolled image** just rolling thru....
User avatar #27 - alexsinco (06/12/2014) [-]
**alexsinco rolls 414**
User avatar #28 to #27 - deadmansdope (06/12/2014) [-]
**deadmansdope rolls 504**
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