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One time we had missionaries over at our house, and my Mom mentioned
the tact that there is a Star Wars religion. One of them got so excited that
he clapped his hands together and binned out:
The other missionary gave him a surprised look, and then, I kid you not,
two seconds later it started pouring and hailing outside.
The other glared at him and went: "Look at what you'
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#15 - pjers ONLINE (06/12/2014) [+] (6 replies)
**pjers rolled comment #281 ** :
He doesn't love you
what I say to missionaries.
#2 - jacksipian ONLINE (06/11/2014) [+] (5 replies)
User avatar #4 - superiorcheerio (06/11/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Yeah, I'll take 500 for **** that never happened.
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#20 to #5 - iamthou (06/12/2014) [-]
**iamthou rolls 66** dub....s?
#44 - danrat (06/12/2014) [-]
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 What i say to missionaries.
**danrat rolled comment #8992269 ** :
What i say to missionaries.
#1 - casualbench (06/11/2014) [+] (13 replies)
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#56 - freepotatoe (06/12/2014) [-]
**freepotatoe rolled image** mfw missionaries
**freepotatoe rolled image** mfw missionaries
#38 - Bloodgartham ONLINE (06/12/2014) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #54 - ruebezahl (06/12/2014) [-]
My biggest question is if they actually let the missionaries in to wait for the rain to stop.

Here in Germany, we don't really have so many Christians going from house to house anymore. Very very rarely, there are Mormons who apparently travel all the way from Utah to Germany to proselytize, and I actually feel genuinely bad for them (despite being a hardcore atheist), as they are always friendly and polite (unlike Jehova's Witnesses). Sometimes I feel like inviting them in for some cookies and milk, but I am not sure if I would actually get rid of them afterwards.

It would be funny, actually, if they went back to Utah, and then they'd tell their friends "The only person there who was nice to use was an atheist." ;-)
#35 - improbablyyourdad (06/12/2014) [-]
We had a couple Christians missionaries try to stop us in the hood when it was 8pm, it was pretty dark out but I said I was a satanist one of the three people I was with said they were Muslim and one other started going off about it being in the hood and dark out "its dark out, and you're in the hood trying to preach about jesus, are you ******* crazy? Don't nobody wanna hear that **** around here.. blah blah blah" while we kept walking past them. After we got down a block they turned around and got back in their car and left.
Wish I could have taped it, it was funny as hell.
User avatar #50 - toncheky (06/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Today on " **** That Never Happened"...
#26 - gokusdog (06/12/2014) [-]
Ill take **** that never happened for 800
#58 - batmanisarabbit (06/12/2014) [-]
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User avatar #55 - andraste (06/12/2014) [-]
nothing ever happened as hard as this did not.
#52 - ReignFox (06/12/2014) [-]
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#30 - okamibanshu (06/12/2014) [-]
man, that guys an idiot, why would you mention star wars around Trekkie's?
#14 - anonymous (06/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**anonymous rolled image** Religion of us anons.
User avatar #18 to #14 - brokenhalf (06/12/2014) [-]
oh hey you rolled my image!
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