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#1 - imalamp (04/16/2014) [-]
and the bathroom stalls would rather not talk about it
User avatar #38 to #1 - thepandaking (04/16/2014) [-]
I've seen some entertaining poetry and ramblings on stall walls in my travels.
User avatar #34 to #1 - itrinx (04/16/2014) [-]
The television spit more explosive **** than Peanutbitter's asshole.
#28 to #1 - Donthemighty (04/16/2014) [-]
They've seen some **** go down.
User avatar #43 to #28 - theflamingfire (04/16/2014) [-]
And then clog up
User avatar #72 to #43 - isenseven (04/17/2014) [-]
no you ******* ruined it stop
User avatar #21 - manbearpiglet (04/16/2014) [-]

A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket and jeans. Saint Peter addresses this guy, "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?" The guy replies, "I'm Joe Cohen, taxi driver, of New York City."

Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the taxi drive, "Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven." The taxi driver goes into Heaven with his robe and staff, and it's the minister's turn. He stands erect and booms out, "I am the Right Reverend Joseph Snow, pastor of Saint Mary's says to the minister, "Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven."

"Just a minute," says the minister. "That man was a taxi driver and he gets a silken robe and golden staff. How can this be?"

"Up here, we work by results," says Saint Peter. "While you preached, people slept; while he drove, people prayed."
#23 to #21 - phoenikz (04/16/2014) [-]
good one, pal
#33 to #21 - trevanman (04/16/2014) [-]
the last will be the first, the first be the last
the lowest will be the highest and the highest will be the lowest.
the poor will be the richest and the richest will be the poorest
#26 to #21 - iwasonaboat (04/16/2014) [-]
You know nothing, Joseph Snow.
#17 - yummybacon (04/16/2014) [-]
I don't think those are actually true.    
Airports don't have eyes and walls don't have ears.
I don't think those are actually true.
Airports don't have eyes and walls don't have ears.
User avatar #47 to #17 - zekeon (04/17/2014) [-]
Or do they?
#83 to #17 - cards (04/17/2014) [-]
User avatar #63 to #17 - bloorajah (04/17/2014) [-]
that gif.
i am saving it.
User avatar #102 to #17 - hammarhead (04/17/2014) [-]
someone really should edit this gif with the words "brushie brushie"
User avatar #9 - lean (04/16/2014) [-]
No one gets more ass than the toilet seat.
User avatar #16 to #9 - pokemonstheshiz ONLINE (04/16/2014) [-]
Except Nate Dogg
#12 - theshwazy (04/16/2014) [-]
**theshwazy rolled image**
mfw im married
#15 to #12 - anon (04/16/2014) [-]
#18 to #12 - windson (04/16/2014) [-]
**windson rolled image**   
mfw kids
**windson rolled image**
mfw kids
#48 to #18 - anon (04/17/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image**   
mfw kids get married
**anonymous rolled image**
mfw kids get married
#117 to #48 - windson (04/21/2014) [-]
**windson rolled image**

mfw kids have kids later on
#22 - krayon (04/16/2014) [-]
**krayon rolled image** MFW My toilet has heard more cries of pain,sorrow,and joy than any battlefield
#44 - bariummanisback (04/17/2014) [-]
Actions are triggered by need.
#19 - mrdavidamnesia (04/16/2014) [-]
"Haven't we been over this already?"
"Just shut up and watch the disgusting couple kiss Loki..."
#99 to #19 - disasterbater (04/17/2014) [-]
this is not good will hunting. what is this.
User avatar #110 to #99 - mrdavidamnesia (04/17/2014) [-]
Dogma, A Kevin Smith movie.
#32 to #19 - brothergrimm ONLINE (04/16/2014) [-]
goddammit bartleby
#3 - tittylovin (04/16/2014) [-]
In other words, literally any other place is better than church. Checkmate Christians.
#24 to #3 - anon (04/16/2014) [-]
i'm christian and found this offensive
User avatar #25 to #24 - tittylovin (04/16/2014) [-]
I'm offensive and I found a Christian.
#11 to #3 - szatan (04/16/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #10 to #3 - twofreegerbils (04/16/2014) [-]
Tittylovin: Not even once.
User avatar #86 to #10 - tittylovin (04/17/2014) [-]
you don't love titties? What are you, a faggot?
#31 to #7 - osboom (04/16/2014) [-]
oh fuk, i just realized where this is from,
based ssx
User avatar #73 to #7 - isenseven (04/17/2014) [-]
oh my god ssx3 I just had all the feels.
#62 to #7 - narflarg (04/17/2014) [-]
I usually cringe when i see this pic because in that particular game, tricks are most important and edging is the literal worst stat to boost.
User avatar #75 to #62 - isenseven (04/17/2014) [-]
talk **** get hit, edging was the **** it lets you do sharp turns and waahhhh
#76 to #75 - narflarg (04/17/2014) [-]
***** u crazy. You cant say you didnt max tricks and go to snow jam to land a ??? off of that massive trick boost ramp into the forest.
User avatar #77 to #76 - isenseven (04/17/2014) [-]
you just spoke right into my soul I love you I love you I need to play this game again.
#78 to #77 - narflarg (04/17/2014) [-]
can you feel the love??
User avatar #79 to #78 - isenseven (04/17/2014) [-]
#81 to #79 - narflarg (04/17/2014) [-]
MFW my SSX tricky is too scratched to play.
I have almost every one of them but now im another short. The struggles of a console gamer.
User avatar #82 to #81 - isenseven (04/17/2014) [-]
#84 to #82 - narflarg (04/17/2014) [-]
Jesus that game has such good music...
#59 - gharshi (04/17/2014) [-]
yeah, I'm sure this is 100% legit and they kept track over every single prayer in the hospitals and compared them to the ones from the church
yeah, I'm sure this is 100% legit and they kept track over every single prayer in the hospitals and compared them to the ones from the church
User avatar #69 to #59 - xsap (04/17/2014) [-]
where i live, our churches and hospitals need to have mandatory pray-o-meter in ever room to keep track
User avatar #85 to #69 - givememoarpony (04/17/2014) [-]
that happens here as well. the hospitals, churches and some other places report directly to god, so they have to keep record of all those prayers.
User avatar #30 - revengeforfreeze (04/16/2014) [-]
legitimately deep
User avatar #20 - usarmyexplain (04/16/2014) [-]
What about hospital chapels? Or people that get married at the airport hotel?
User avatar #4 - mowgaycraft ONLINE (04/16/2014) [-]
OP has had more dicks inside him than an Apple Store
#87 - deadmuerto (04/17/2014) [-]
comments below
#45 - chacaraman (04/17/2014) [-]
... no adults needed
User avatar #46 - lolollo (04/17/2014) [-]
That's because weddings are mostly ceremonial in nature meant for the families of the couple.

That and it's extremely depressing to be an atheist on your deathbed.
User avatar #49 to #46 - graydiggy (04/17/2014) [-]
Do you know what it is like to be an atheist that is dying?

Didn't think so.
User avatar #50 to #49 - lolollo (04/17/2014) [-]
Do you?
User avatar #53 to #50 - graydiggy (04/17/2014) [-]
As an atheist and a person that has held the dying body of a fellow Atheist while at war, I have come much closer to it than you. My brother died happy and at peace knowing that he did everything he could to be an honorable person. Without an imaginary friend demanding worship and praise.

User avatar #54 to #53 - lolollo (04/17/2014) [-]
When I was at war, I held two dying people and they both converted to a religion right before dying. Prove me wrong.
Also, way to go for the typical depiction of religion as only being something related to giving praise to a fabricated entity. It's about pondering the possibility of an afterlife, not sudden worship. But hey, you can play the typical atheist if you want, make the rest of them/us look bad.
User avatar #65 to #54 - sketchE ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
i respect both of you for your service but you more for not bashing religion
User avatar #67 to #65 - lolollo (04/17/2014) [-]
Mine was more to note how absurd his statement was, but thank you.
User avatar #70 to #67 - sketchE ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
military family and former military myself so anyone who has served in any capacity has my respect. unless of course they disgrace the uniform like those who commit war crimes and feel proud of it
User avatar #71 to #70 - lolollo (04/17/2014) [-]
Fair enough.
User avatar #88 to #53 - thelastamerican (04/17/2014) [-]
That sounds harsh man. I feel for you weather or not this story is true.
#66 to #53 - anon (04/17/2014) [-]
sure ya did faggot
#51 to #50 - anon (04/17/2014) [-]
hes not the one depicting what its like.
User avatar #52 to #51 - lolollo (04/17/2014) [-]
You are insinuating it, though.
#56 to #52 - anon (04/17/2014) [-]
You are insinuating that atheists are depressed people when it comes to death, when in reality many of them actually deal with it relatively well. Some do have sudden religious thoughts, which is sad in my opinion to give up your belief. Most atheists accept reality and understand they wont miss living because they wont exist. On the other hand, religious people direct all of their fear and depression of dying, but using a comfy blanket of hope to steer their natural instinctual feelings of not wanting to die away. Atheists see it how it is, while religious folk usually see it how it ought to be.
User avatar #58 to #56 - lolollo (04/17/2014) [-]
No, I'm insinuating that it's depressing as hell to sit on your deathbed with the persisting thought that your life is over and that they'll be nothing left to look forward to after death, whether it's a "heaven", reincarnation, or some vivid hallucination from the sudden release of DMT from your body. Even if it's just a hollow curiosity, it's at least something to think about aside from the idea of "uhh...nothing will happen..."
User avatar #64 to #58 - klaes (04/17/2014) [-]
Eh... I'm not too sure about that. As an atheist I don't believe anything will happen to me, I believe physical death is the end and that's it, nothing afterwards. However, I was in a crash a while back and I was pretty damn sure I was going to die(everyone was) and for a few minutes, I wished that there was something afterwards. Hell, I even brought myself to praying, but I knew deep down I didn't believe it and stopped after about 30 seconds.

There's no honest atheist that will say he/she doesn't hope there's something more out there for the thousands of people who die everyday. At least in my case, it's less that I choose to reject the idea of an afterlife and more so that I can't find any proof that will make me believe in it.

Once I gave up on praying(I was lying to myself, I didn't believe a word of what I was saying) I reflected on everything I had done in my life and found some solace in the people I had helped and regret in the things I'd done wrong. I know it's anecdotal but in my case yes, I was scared to hell and depressed, but no more or less than a Christian would be. I was content with what I had done and although I didn't want to die I was ready to go.

Of course, the surgery stuff went fine once we reached the hospital and I didn't die from blood loss or whatever crap I had draining the life out of me. That didn't convert me, though. There's a difference between "converting to religion" as in truly believing it and grasping for straws when you're panicked, and that's what I did and that's what I know a few others atheists have done. To say "oh so you do believe it deep down"(not quoting you, quoting a friend) is a silly statement, considering we all hope for something after.

The split between atheists and theists isn't what we hope will happen after we die.
It's what we believe.
User avatar #68 to #64 - sketchE ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
yep thats me to the tee. i would lov to believe in all honesty but i cant bring myself to
#101 to #58 - anon (04/17/2014) [-]
Logical Fallacy: Emotional Appeal.
User avatar #103 to #101 - lolollo (04/17/2014) [-]
Religion is an emotional subject.

I would think emotions were a necessary thing to bring up when it comes to emotional content.

"When I was dying, I couldn't help but feel empty at the idea that I would cease to exist..."
"That's a logical fallacy, you shouldn't have felt that way."
User avatar #57 to #56 - ScottP (04/17/2014) [-]
I'm Christian, and I don't really care if there is a Heaven or Hell. If I go to Hell, then I go to Hell. If I go to Heaven, I go to Heaven. if there is nothing in the afterlife, then there's no use in worrying. So why worry about it?
#60 to #57 - anon (04/17/2014) [-]
It sounds this easy now, until you are on your deathbed.
User avatar #61 to #60 - ScottP (04/17/2014) [-]
Not going to say that I'm looking forward to it, but I think death will be an interesting sort of experience. It'll be exciting and something new. Maybe by the time I die I'll have done at least half the things I want to do on my bucket list.

If not...then I guess you can't win 'em all, eh?
#89 - kinginyellow (04/17/2014) [-]
Meh, you don't have to be in Church to pray at all, the point of prayer is also meant to be for yourself and they make a point in the bible that going to Church for the sole purpose of being seen praying isn't real prayer. And I'd believe that a dying person's plea for forgiveness would be way more sincere than another Sunday service, no offense.

And a kiss is only as sincere as the people, so that airport one just sounds so farfetched. Just because your loved one isn't going away doesn't mean your kiss won't be sincere. Plus how many people might go off and cheat after? Kinda evens out the people who aren't marrying for love.
User avatar #90 to #89 - TwiztidNinja (04/17/2014) [-]
I thought the point of praying was so you could feel like you are doing something useful while doing nothing at all.
"I will pray for you" = I will talk to my imaginary friends about making things better.
User avatar #91 to #90 - kinginyellow (04/17/2014) [-]
See, people like you are the reason atheism suffers. Hell I'm not even Christian and I know the basic purpose of prayer.
User avatar #92 to #91 - TwiztidNinja (04/17/2014) [-]
I am thinking about becoming a fisherman.
User avatar #93 to #92 - kinginyellow (04/17/2014) [-]
Meh, enough edgy morons make it hard to tell bait from ********* . Plus there's the people who ******** and cover it up by calling it "trolling"
User avatar #94 to #93 - TwiztidNinja (04/17/2014) [-]
it honestly is hard to talk to people on this website anymore, most of the trolling has gotten to the point where it literally is just acting stupid and making people believe they are that dumb, or that slight image manipulation spam.

But seriously, i will pray for you.
User avatar #95 to #94 - kinginyellow (04/17/2014) [-]
Ya I'm just going on the idea that most are just crappy posts called "ironic" when they get red thumbs.
User avatar #96 to #95 - TwiztidNinja (04/17/2014) [-]
I would like a few red thumbs, they are almost impossible to get these days unless you piss someone off.
User avatar #97 to #96 - kinginyellow (04/17/2014) [-]
Post ponies, guaranteed hate with this site.
User avatar #5 - rubenvatle (04/16/2014) [-]
and ****** rape more than people
#6 to #5 - tomjay (04/16/2014) [-]
and just like that you made my day you glorious racist cunt
User avatar #100 - twerkjerk (04/17/2014) [-]
Literally every study ever conducted on the topic has shown that religious people are more stupid than non-religious people.

These studies span a broad range of time, subjects and methodologies and always have the same result, even when the researchers are Christian conservatives themselves.

Get mad religifags.
#104 to #100 - humandog (04/17/2014) [-]
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#106 to #104 - anon (04/17/2014) [-]
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#108 to #106 - humandog (04/17/2014) [-]
Regardless if it wasn't You need to login to view this link was still bait.
#115 to #108 - anon (04/17/2014) [-]
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#116 to #111 - anon (04/17/2014) [-]
That'll show him, I bet he never does anything like this ever again
User avatar #29 - thebaseballexpert (04/16/2014) [-]
the first one is plausile. More people fly than get married.

The second one..meh. Churches have been around for hundreds of years. There was also a time when LITTERALLY everyone but a handfull of people were religious. if you didn't pray or go to church regularly you were seen as "evil" and would be shunned or killed or something
User avatar #35 to #29 - lateday (04/16/2014) [-]
It's not about the amount of kisses. The kisses at the airport are more sincere since they will miss their partner.
User avatar #37 to #35 - thebaseballexpert (04/16/2014) [-]
as opposed to people kissing when they get married? Are people not sincere when they get married?
User avatar #41 to #37 - Kanoah (04/16/2014) [-]
Think about the massive amounts of people who get married who either
Don't care
Are drunk
Only do it for money
Unsure if that's what they want to do

I'd say that those reasons all render a marriage illegitimate, and, insincere.
User avatar #39 to #37 - lateday (04/16/2014) [-]
It's a form of criticism. Yeah, it's saying people are not really sincere at a wedding. Implying it is more of a social obligation. Just for looks. Doesn't mean it is true, but that is the message of the image. Church and weddings are mostly reduced to simple social customs and lost their intended purpose. Only at the face of death, do people pray. And only at the face of losing someone, even for a moment, do people show love.
#36 to #29 - xcoreyx (04/16/2014) [-]
I don't think it means literally the amount
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