true stuff. seems about right for us over here . Yesterday I made a post about the Irukandji jellyfish, And people kind of flipped out and started asking "WHY C aussie
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true stuff. seems about right for us over here . Yesterday I made a post about the Irukandji jellyfish, And people kind of flipped out and started asking "WHY C

seems about right for us over here

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Yesterday I made a post about the Irukandji
jellyfish, And people kind of flipped out and
started asking "WHY CANT AUSTRALIA ONE
ANIMAL?" And I was like, "Well. thath
not right. Some of our animals are okay."
So here. Meet this little guy:
He' s a huntsman spider. and he' s a little ball
of happiness. He t; aret make webs. so you
never need to worry about walking into one,
And you never need to worry about where
he is beer: Duse, usually, he' s in plain sight. In
your house.
A lot of people were scared of the irukandji
because it was so small. Don' t worry about
this guy. An is
about as big as your hand. All good.
He frightens easily, the poor thing. So if he
sees you coming at him, he' ll run around all
batshit insane. But he doesn' t really run like a
normal spider. He' s better than that. Instead,
think majestic galloping, Chilled as right?
He' s also good at killing smaller spiders and
other pests. To do so. he them down
like a motherfucking cheetah.
Nothing escapes- Hell yeah. He' s nature' s
bodyspray, Handy. right?
But he' s not venemous to humans. He doesn' t
want to bite you. He just wants to be your
friend. Your bestfriend. Forever.
So stop saying that everything in Australia
wants to kill you. Some of our animals are
fuzzy and cute and friendly.
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Views: 14849 Submitted: 01/27/2014