travel story. . sbe in Pastel swim ta ether guests everywhe my watch sthis guy takes it and says when hunt be seeing this again" befire pretending ta put in pac
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travel story

sbe in Pastel swim ta ether guests
everywhe my watch
sthis guy takes it and says when hunt be seeing this again" befire pretending ta put in packet", everywhe laughs
slater that night he gets a tellem him his mather has died
Everyine goes silat
s" Guess yen hunt be seeing her again"
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#5 - moosepaw (08/21/2014) [-]
hfw telling joke
hfw telling joke
User avatar #14 to #5 - skinjacker (08/21/2014) [-]
Sauce: Tim And Eric, It's Not Jackie Chan (Original)

This was ******* hilarious
#4 - mephiblis (08/21/2014) [-]
Such hostelity on OP's part
#7 - include (08/21/2014) [-]
HFW the room goes silent.
#27 to #7 - kyleassante ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
do you know what that's from? I enjoy pictures that put sound to silent actions.
User avatar #10 - hierophant (08/21/2014) [-]
I saw this going differently in my mind. Figured that the OP would go home and be in bed, suddenly realizing he didn't have his watch and the man who made the joke did actually in fact take it.
#8 - grimmwaters ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
No McDonalds for him.
No McDonalds for him.
User avatar #13 to #8 - kaitheguy (08/21/2014) [-]
understanding references is good
#6 - itsmewaffle (08/21/2014) [-]
Maybe he shoulda watched his attitude.
#18 - cannibalvegan ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
#11 - DerektheAsian (08/21/2014) [-]
> Guys FW
> Guys FW
#20 - moerlind (08/21/2014) [-]
Morbid jokes are great
Morbid jokes are great
#29 - cpops (08/21/2014) [-]
Can someone explain this Zoe Quinn controversy? It'll be much appreciated
Pic unrelated
#30 to #29 - verybigcupwithsoda ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
go look up quinnspiracy by internet aristocrat
User avatar #32 to #29 - thunderkrux (08/21/2014) [-]
She cheated on her boyfriend and slept with some journalists to get them to praise her game that she made with two other people.
#28 - roarflmao ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
I can just imagine him going "get it? cause shes dead!" when nobody laughs
#26 - megayoming ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
Irony in a bowl of Calcium.
Irony in a bowl of Calcium.
#23 - anon (08/21/2014) [-]
it would be quite funny if he actually did put it into his pocket and then got a call saying his mom dies. Then it would be too awkward for OP to ask for his watch back lol
User avatar #22 - thesunpraiser (08/21/2014) [-]
But it's just a joke. I make morbid jokes, discriminating jokes, any ******* joke. They're jokes. They're funny, not serious.
User avatar #24 to #22 - imagnetsux (08/21/2014) [-]
not a lot is funny when your mom just died.
#25 to #22 - anon (08/21/2014) [-]
Yes but when someone just found out that their Mother died, the last thing they want to hear is jokes about it
#21 - fiftyshadesofgus (08/21/2014) [-]
**fiftyshadesofgus rolled user professormeatwad ** who I won't be seeing again
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#12 - sedativechunk (08/21/2014) [-]
**sedativechunk rolled image** plot twist; what if the watch came to life and killed his mother?
User avatar #31 - helion ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
>visit hostel
>chat up some 10/10 cutip3.14´s
>they invite me and some friends to a party
> **** yeah
>party goes nothing much happens, kinda boring
>one of the girl approaches me and asks whats wrong
>"not much just a bit tired"
>ask if i wanna have a good time
>hell yeah
>she gives me this pill, i take it and suddenly everything becomes clear as day and my mood swings up
>we go to back to hostel, bone, i pass out
>next thing i remember im in this chair hand bound behind my back
>scary big man in orange jumpsuit approaches me and whispers "how about a good time?"
>he starts pulling out all my teeth, bend my ribs in, drills me in the ears and chops my limbs off, i start laughing uncontrollably as i remember that this is the movie hostel and not real life
>wake up eat, go to school
>today was a good day
#16 - notachanceinhell (08/21/2014) [-]
same happened to me bro, i feel ya but it was more of a cancer joke than anything
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