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Nye operated nuclear reactors
shad sex with the daughter of one ofthe top ten most powerful men in the country
norefer Lol to dota
scant get addicted to nicotine
aabout to be roommates with a rockstar
Hm good at everything I invest effort in
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oi am in school for engineering
******* hottest girl in my home country of belarus
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Mont smoke cigs because i think taping is so much more edgy
mmy roommate plays fag pop all day
mmy mom says really smart
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User avatar #32 - thatguyblaze (08/06/2014) [-]
>Graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals
>Been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda
>I have over 300 confirmed kills
>I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.
>trained in gorilla warfare
>I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps

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#138 to #32 - starmandx (08/06/2014) [-]
how did you do?
#124 to #32 - hattheifbatman (08/06/2014) [-]
> I'm going to assume you have more than 100 ways to kill us with just your bare hands
User avatar #154 to #124 - thatguyblaze (08/06/2014) [-]
You're off by 600 but you're god damn right it's with my bare hands
#133 to #32 - Hhman (08/06/2014) [-]
Those are some sick credentials. I'd not **** with ya
User avatar #40 to #32 - lean (08/06/2014) [-]
>entire arsenal of USMC
That's like a couple sidearms and the crate of ammo the army grunts forgot at dropzone.
USMC is easily the most underfunded and ill-equipped branch. They basically get leftovers, because they are technically a department within the Navy
The running joke is that the marines are the "mens department" of the Navy
User avatar #102 to #40 - zombifier (08/06/2014) [-]
"adapt and overcome" is practically our motto
User avatar #46 to #32 - baykhal (08/06/2014) [-]
nice work brah
User avatar #47 to #32 - soulsanguniarian (08/06/2014) [-]
I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #10 - demandsgayversion (08/06/2014) [-]
>React to nuclear operators
>had sex with ten powerful men on top of my daughter
>LOL at shota
>addicted to Nic Cage
>Roommate is a starfish
>Invest in everything
#86 to #10 - instalation ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
>Lol at shota
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#17 to #10 - hsm (08/06/2014) [-]
>LOL at shota
>LOL at shota
#55 to #17 - hurzg (08/06/2014) [-]
Can you explain it to me please?
User avatar #68 to #55 - stripey (08/06/2014) [-]
shota is gay anime boy porn
User avatar #81 to #55 - bjornkrage (08/06/2014) [-]
its homo boy hentai
#33 to #10 - klina (08/06/2014) [-]
>lol at shota
#4 - vorarephilia (08/06/2014) [-]
>i've done nothing very impressive. Maybe some day, but that requires effort.
>If any of you met me IRL, you would not realize I have a vore fetish.
>club penguin 5 eva!
>caffeine makes me tired.
>I have no specific talent, but I am pretty ok at most things that aren't music.

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User avatar #42 to #4 - sciencexplain (08/06/2014) [-]
You're a mod. That's impressive, and I'm proud of you for it, little duckling.
#45 to #4 - anon (08/06/2014) [-]
no **** we wouldn't realise you have a vore fetish

i don't think i've ever looked and someone and thought "Yep, he jerks it to pictures and fanfics to various degrees of people getting eaten alive"
#71 to #4 - onewithpokerface (08/06/2014) [-]
Bloody same about the caffeine thing man. I don't know why people say coffee wakes you up in the morning, for me it puts me right back to sleep.
#12 to #4 - jaegarbombastic (08/06/2014) [-]
It's okay big guy.   
   
I still love you.
It's okay big guy.

I still love you.
#52 - boxofwonderz (08/06/2014) [-]
>National Science Olympiad Silver Medal   
>2011 Highest Ranked Rookie Team in the World FIRST Robotics   
>Eagle Scout  woo America    
>Had sex w/ gf   
>Go to a private engineering school  Science is fun    
>Had the equivalent of 5 beers my entire life   
   
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>National Science Olympiad Silver Medal
>2011 Highest Ranked Rookie Team in the World FIRST Robotics
>Eagle Scout woo America
>Had sex w/ gf
>Go to a private engineering school Science is fun
>Had the equivalent of 5 beers my entire life

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User avatar #53 to #52 - flixoe (08/06/2014) [-]
Silver Medal team-based or in a specific event?
#88 to #52 - skypatrol (08/06/2014) [-]
Get Gud Scrub
Gold medal in Trebuchet, also got a bronze in Experimental Design, but I can't find the medal
Never competed with FIRST, unfortunately, hs too poor
#60 to #52 - salsawin (08/06/2014) [-]
Eagle scouts ftw
#121 - FightClub (08/06/2014) [-]
>was #1 commentator on FJ

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User avatar #131 to #121 - mattdoggy (08/06/2014) [-]
i remember that, you've gone down a long way man
User avatar #129 to #121 - dehnoobshow (08/06/2014) [-]
I'm retarded. Ignore me.
#98 - grandlordchicken (08/06/2014) [-]
>can kill a man using only my own body
>can survive hundred foot falls
>invincible against small blades and low caliber bullets
>was born on primordial earth from cooling magma
>people say I'm "made of rock"
~4 billion
User avatar #79 - capslockrage (08/06/2014) [-]
>dropped out of highschool
>was a loser for a little while
>finally got off my ass and got my G.E.D
>applying for jobs
>got a job as an I.T guy at a good company
>can buy my own house after 2 years
#101 to #79 - anon (08/06/2014) [-]
This is the only one i liked
User avatar #120 to #79 - nyiagh (08/06/2014) [-]
Finally something that makes me smile. Keep it up!
#51 - anon (08/06/2014) [-]
>studying to be Electrical Engineer   
>Worked on missile guidance system   
>still a virginfag   
>play all the vidyas   
>drugs are bad mkay   
>live in house with 11 other collagefags (male & female)
>studying to be Electrical Engineer
>Worked on missile guidance system
>still a virginfag
>play all the vidyas
>drugs are bad mkay
>live in house with 11 other collagefags (male & female)
#62 - salsawin (08/06/2014) [-]
>Just got accepted to Environmental Engineering Doctorate program
>Married, only woman I've ever had sex with
>League all the way bby
>Never touched a cig (Smells gross)
>Roommates with my friggin awesome grandpa (He had a stroke, wife and I keep an eye on him--rest of family thinks we're doing them a favor, but I love my grandpa to death and living at his house has been the shiz)
>Life is good man, I love the lab I'm in, I love my wife, and I might have to work hard to figure things out, but I usually can get it figured out

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User avatar #54 - tdogmeds (08/06/2014) [-]
I ****** a whore for free once.
User avatar #28 - alhemicar (08/06/2014) [-]
Hey, Whiterussian idk how to make an adjective of Belarus :c are ******* hot, and having sex with their miss would be more than a win
User avatar #150 to #28 - TheTrueAnteater (08/06/2014) [-]
Belarussian would be proper form
User avatar #151 to #150 - TheTrueAnteater (08/06/2014) [-]
a Russian person would Belorussian, but say it that way to a person from Belarus and they will hate you
User avatar #18 - dissectedtesticle ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
>student
>virgin af
>bored of LoL, never played DotA
>smoke around 15 cigs average per day
>i have a cat (???)
>i'm good at everything i invest effort in

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#19 to #18 - HarvietheDinkle (08/06/2014) [-]
>15 cigs average per day.
[spoiler] >le me-me arrows [/spoiler]
User avatar #20 to #19 - dissectedtesticle ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
i was searching for that image.
#21 to #20 - HarvietheDinkle (08/06/2014) [-]
you're welcome.
you're welcome.
User avatar #30 - kranske (08/06/2014) [-]
-qualified diesel mechanic
- made a ton of money, paid cash for my 3 year old car brand new
- play nither
-made the sex multiple times
-litfing to get fitter and become a full time fireman
- house sitting for one the wealthist people in my home town
- do miss my friends abroad
User avatar #34 to #30 - brokentrucker (08/06/2014) [-]
>3 year old brand new

As in, you bought it new, three years ago?
User avatar #35 to #34 - kranske (08/06/2014) [-]
yeah thats what i meant im rather tried and really should have read this before posting
User avatar #36 to #35 - brokentrucker (08/06/2014) [-]
>tried

Keep reading.
User avatar #37 to #36 - kranske (08/06/2014) [-]
haha.. yeah..
#38 to #35 - Jeff C (08/06/2014) [-]
What'd ya' buy? I only ever buy my cars outright, they're not new but I had an '04 Camry when I was 17 three years ago and now I have an '04 Elantra (had 60K miles, same Camry when I got it so the model year didn't really matter) a year ago. I deliver pizza so I really can't get a nice car right now, but once I get my bachelor's and a teaching job I wanna drop $10,000-15,000 for a BMW M3 or a Cadillac CTS or ATS4
Pic related, that's what I want my Cadillac to look like
#156 to #38 - kranske (08/07/2014) [-]
i bought 2011 Ford Falcon XR6 Turbo (ausfag here) for $40,000 with 1200 kms on it. (745 miles), my first car was a 2002 Ford Focus, i miss the economy of it really.. but iv had 5 cars now, and im looking to buy another new car in the next 6 months as my Falcon doesnt feel fast enough anymore 270kW (367hp) haha..

Youve got a decent taste in cars thou mate, M3's are sweet rides

pic related my XR6T
User avatar #65 to #38 - apurpleliger (08/06/2014) [-]
I mean, I'm no expert, but I think it's going to be pretty hard to get an M3 or one of the current Cadillacs for that price unless they're beat to hell.
#75 to #65 - Jeff C (08/06/2014) [-]
Well it's not gonna be new (especially since the CTS-V coupe got discontinued this year and that's most likely what I want)
Right now you can get an 05/06 with like 50Kish mile's for that price, I've looked :p haha
User avatar #77 to #75 - apurpleliger (08/06/2014) [-]
That's a 8-9 year old car. I'd imagine you have roughly two years left on your bachelor's. Add on 4 years of teaching since I'd imagine that would be enough to get you to the point where you can drop 15k in a day. That's still 3 years left before a current CTS-V gets to that age, and even then the V's will probably be double that price. It's a $65k car new, and since they're discontinuing them, they'll be hard to find, and even harder to find under $20k. And the ones under $20k are going to be beat to hell
#80 to #77 - Jeff C (08/06/2014) [-]
Ehh maybe closer to 20K for a nice one, and still ill be fine driving a 2011/12/13 rather than the 15
User avatar #148 - nickotak (08/06/2014) [-]
>17
>Know why kids love cinnamon toast crunch
User avatar #137 - themilkisdead (08/06/2014) [-]
>16
>writer
>i've had one of my stories published in a book?
>i try to be nice to people
>damn not many great achievements
User avatar #139 to #137 - mondamini (08/06/2014) [-]
What kind of story was it?
User avatar #140 to #139 - themilkisdead (08/06/2014) [-]
It was just a short story. You had to enter this competition in my school to which you write a fifty worded story, and mine got in. Looking back at it now, it's terrible but still.
User avatar #141 to #140 - mondamini (08/06/2014) [-]
And do you still write other stuff, or only for assignments?
User avatar #142 to #141 - themilkisdead (08/06/2014) [-]
Yeah I write all the time. Currently I'm writing for a website, and most of the time I just write my own stories in my free time.
User avatar #143 to #142 - mondamini (08/06/2014) [-]
Thats pretty cool. Wish I had the motivation to do the same
User avatar #144 to #143 - themilkisdead (08/06/2014) [-]
Thanks. Don't worry I'm sure you're talented. Motivation is a very hard thing to find. I write because it's just what I do. I've been writing since around 6 or 7 and just keep going because I just like doing it, and I don't know why. Everyone has some type of skill, and I'm sure you'll be able to find it soon.

If you want any help or advice I'd be happy to lend it to you, you can always message me.
User avatar #145 to #144 - mondamini (08/06/2014) [-]
Thanks man. If I ever get down to writing anything I'll be sure to message ya
User avatar #146 to #145 - themilkisdead (08/06/2014) [-]
I'm glad to hear it, I wish you the best of luck!
User avatar #130 - gallusxxxreborn (08/06/2014) [-]
>12
>What is this
User avatar #128 - captainstinkypinky (08/06/2014) [-]
>19
>no job
>tfw no gf
>going into sophomore year of college, still no idea what I'm doing, but I'm on scholarship so I'm getting a ******** degree until I figure **** out
>still live at home with family
>very few close friends, find it hard to create/maintain relationships

life of a champ
User avatar #125 - mattdoggy (08/06/2014) [-]
>21
>done nothing incredibly significant with my life to date
>got a girlfriend i've had almost a year
>saw and heard bigfoot once
>still at home with mom while going to college (it's 5 minutes down the road)
>don't have a job
>spend most every day just laying around and playing games on my cellphone because the internet too bad to play console/pc games
>9/10 living the dreams
User avatar #158 to #125 - capslockrage (08/07/2014) [-]
You don't need internet to play singleplayer console games.
User avatar #122 - lillbeets (08/06/2014) [-]
> I can ride my bike with no handlebars
#119 - unanamu (08/06/2014) [-]
>17   
>No job (have cash from my old job so i can still buy things)   
>Do nothing but play video games and watch anime    
>Kicked out of school because i unfit to be around my peers or some 			****		    
>now have to do homeschooling   
> My therapist and psychiatrist are arguing about whether my hallucinations are stress induced or if its schizophrenia   
>Can't even go outside without taking my anxiety meds      
> I no longer find joy in anything ive been sleeping around 16 hours a day   
>Lifes 			*******		 great
>17
>No job (have cash from my old job so i can still buy things)
>Do nothing but play video games and watch anime
>Kicked out of school because i unfit to be around my peers or some ****
>now have to do homeschooling
> My therapist and psychiatrist are arguing about whether my hallucinations are stress induced or if its schizophrenia
>Can't even go outside without taking my anxiety meds
> I no longer find joy in anything ive been sleeping around 16 hours a day
>Lifes ******* great
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