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trains are nice. did you know subway has train carts? You're welcome.. 36798271 3408. ipg( E KB, 570 , L) . jpg) I Anonymous (ID: ) 05/ 07/ 13( Tue) 23: 1163 No

did you know subway has train carts? You're welcome.

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I Anonymous (ID: ) 05/ 07/ 13( Tue) 23: 1163 No.
Subway stories thread.
sbe tonight
sget outwork alter 12 hour day
shangri as ****
suecide to gs to subway
sgc in
bitch behind counter
sshe' s in the process of packaging up all ofthe sandwich fixing forthe night
sputters "sorry we' re closed" with the typical fat bitch attitude
steable chin flutters as she speaks
may, "the sign says Wu close at y
sshe says "yeah well it closing time"
speant to the clock an the wall, it' s 8: 23
isjust need a sandwich
sshe still wants to argue and tell me to leave
sask ifi can speak to the manager
sshe then says "fine whaddaya want"
sheilding shakes as waddles warts the bread
stell her i want a footlong club
sshe pulls out the sandwich stuff and start assembling the sandwich
******** slaps all ofthe **** an the sandwich and slams it down an the counter
tthen with the attitude asks "is that all sir?"
s" i' d a little mayo"
sshe ******* pews havethe bottle an the ******* sandwich
sis this bitch serious?
s" tell her no no no, i said a little mayo. ycu' re gonna have to get a new piece of bread."
essentually she finishes the sandwich
******** sloppiest looking sandwich we aver seen
sse sloppy a starving Ethiopian wouldnt touch
sshe starts ringing it up
sthere' s no way i' m paying terms ****
tthen have a great idea
swam, I' m going to need four mere sandwiches in addition to that"
sshe says "seriously?"
s" yeah seriously"
sge through the process of having her create 4 ofthe mast godforsaken sandwiches man has aver seen
share her lead each up with cheeses and double meat and ranch and mayo and all ofthe toppings and sauces
minutes afterthe fat bitch is finally done, shes enraged and sweaty from the workout ijust gave her
stell her "sorry, i left my wallet in the car, i' ll be right back"
back
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#5 - goseikiba (07/03/2014) [-]
Why do fat girls have this kinda annoying attitude like they are the best, most-attractive-that's-why-I-can-stare-you-down kinda attitude?
#48 to #5 - jakatackka (07/04/2014) [-]
Some skinny girls do too - it's just that they actually are attractive, so we don't notice it as much. It's called being a bitch.
User avatar #52 to #5 - Flare ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
You ever heard that phrase "you look good, you feel good"? Well, she does neither.
User avatar #53 to #52 - Flare ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
Or she's just a bitch.
#19 to #5 - Rascal (07/04/2014) [-]
Kinda because after a while you just get bored of people looking at you like you're a disease and you start to expect it from anyone.
#42 to #5 - woytowitz (07/04/2014) [-]
Better res because this picture is hilarious
User avatar #16 to #5 - basicargentinian (07/04/2014) [-]
It's a defence mechanism, same way unatractive men tend to be "beta"
#7 to #5 - mikepetru (07/03/2014) [-]
Well in the wild, it is advised that you make yourself appear as big as possible to ward off predators.
Although I think putting more meat on your body won't ward off a hungry mountain lion...
#11 to #5 - caffeinecommissar (07/03/2014) [-]
I have two possible explanations, I find both equally true:

1 . Desperate guys figure they are an easy lay, which cause the fat-girl to have her ego inflated beyond fairness because guys are paying attention to them "so clearly they are sex-goddesses".

2. We, as a society, frown upon needlessly insulting others. As it might cause insult to point out that people do not find overweight attractive, people never seem to realise it, and think that their obesity is just as good as the fitness found with skinny girls. As we have a lot of focus on "men wanting big breasts" the obese girls seem to think that having big breasts is all it takes.
User avatar #46 to #11 - hydraetis ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
I've seen the first happen. Though the girl was more just ugly rather than fat (though she was absolutely chubby). Guy dates her (I'm pretty sure it was only because of fatness making her rack look big) , think they banged once or twice, she starts going around with this attitude thinking she's hot **** .

Kinda hated both of those idiots. somehow the guy turned into an ultra major jackass by the end of it as well
#59 to #46 - caffeinecommissar (07/04/2014) [-]
Thanks a lot for confirming parts of what I said. I don't have anything else to add at the moment, probably won't. So have a FPS story that may help you - not because it will make you rage, but hopefully it will also make your bitch seem less of a bitch.
#64 to #59 - goseikiba (07/04/2014) [-]
That post made me so mad.
At least there's a happy ending.
#65 to #64 - caffeinecommissar (07/04/2014) [-]
If people ever wonder why I am eternally butt hurt, my posting habits might explain a lot.
User avatar #58 to #11 - nightlynutria (07/04/2014) [-]
True **** dawg. Also they are mostly on defense mode when interacting to anyone bcause of reason 2
User avatar #62 to #58 - caffeinecommissar (07/04/2014) [-]
That "defence mode" statement, is true words as well. And you know, that whole defence mode mechanism should really, really just go.

Unnecessary anecdote/point: Been called "ginger" all my life, probably because I am ginger, but the only thing that stopped it from insulting me was that I refused to be insulted any more, because why should I? They are either stating their opinion or a fact, but unlike fat people I can't do anything about my hair colour to permanently change it, they can lose weight. And yet, I'm still lucky because unlike black people, I can colour my hair to hide it if I want to.
User avatar #66 to #62 - nightlynutria (07/04/2014) [-]
Exactly my ***** , I swear you are the living truth. I believe the only thing it can affect your mood is the **** you let affect you. People can be called fat if they want but if they have control over themselves they know that **** doesnt matter at all unless you let it make you mad and **** .
#67 to #66 - caffeinecommissar (07/04/2014) [-]
Thanks for the kind words, I can't think of anything to add. Have a great day and may squadrons of beautiful vaginas/penises/whatever-you-prefer find their way to your crotch by days end.
Thanks for the kind words, I can't think of anything to add. Have a great day and may squadrons of beautiful vaginas/penises/whatever-you-prefer find their way to your crotch by days end.
#68 to #67 - nightlynutria (07/05/2014) [-]
Haha thanks man <3  I prefer vaginas btw
Haha thanks man <3 I prefer vaginas btw
User avatar #69 to #68 - caffeinecommissar (07/05/2014) [-]
I'll pass that on to the next one I see.

Oh wait...
#6 - mikepetru (07/03/2014) [-]
Around my area the subways are all manned by Indians with THICK accents.  Half the time I can't even understand what they're asking when preparing my sandwich.   
&quot;Wuhchis?&quot;   
&quot;I'm sorry?&quot;   
&quot;You wuchis?&quot;   
&quot;I can't understand what you're saying&quot;   
&quot;Do-you-wun-chis?&quot;   
MFW he pointed to the cheeses and I got it.
Around my area the subways are all manned by Indians with THICK accents. Half the time I can't even understand what they're asking when preparing my sandwich.
"Wuhchis?"
"I'm sorry?"
"You wuchis?"
"I can't understand what you're saying"
"Do-you-wun-chis?"
MFW he pointed to the cheeses and I got it.
#12 to #6 - thereasonableperso (07/03/2014) [-]
Do you in south Houston?
#43 to #6 - Rascal (07/04/2014) [-]
Indian people are the Jewiest Jews to ever Jew the Earth. Hitler focused the wrong group.


I work retail, and I get Indian people in there all the time ready to fight me over a $0.50 price difference on an item that was clearly in the wrong spot.



Also, what the **** is an anguhree board?
#44 to #6 - Rascal (07/04/2014) [-]
God damn the racism is funny, Indians get a bad name for nothing. At least we aren't known for gangbanging and stealing **** . I mean we are betafags who don't wear deoderant but at least we are for the most part hardworking people.

TLDR: I laugh at Indian Jokes and I am Indian, but **** real racists
(This comment made me laugh so hard, because it's true)
#51 to #6 - gloriousthighs (07/04/2014) [-]
I had that problem at a Dominoes near here when the Indian taking my order started saying Nym over and over again. Took me too long to realize he wanted my name for the order.
User avatar #13 to #6 - makomirocket ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
So you're also from England then?
User avatar #14 to #13 - mikepetru (07/03/2014) [-]
I live in New York, folks
#22 to #14 - cheeseboyofdoom (07/04/2014) [-]
New Yorker here, they're in all the 			*******		 Dunkin Donuts too. Went to DD and asked for an everything bagel not toasted and no cream cheese, just the bagel. Took me like 5 minutes to explain it to her.  She kept inching closer to the back repeating , &quot;toast, toast?&quot; It felt like the torture sequences in Metal Gear.
New Yorker here, they're in all the ******* Dunkin Donuts too. Went to DD and asked for an everything bagel not toasted and no cream cheese, just the bagel. Took me like 5 minutes to explain it to her. She kept inching closer to the back repeating , "toast, toast?" It felt like the torture sequences in Metal Gear.
#45 to #14 - smbiosis (07/04/2014) [-]
Both Subways I've been to on the upper west side had Indians just like you described. It's annoying as **** .
#25 to #6 - Rascal (07/04/2014) [-]
subway is the new 7-11. no racism intended, just an observation...
User avatar #17 to #6 - axeul (07/04/2014) [-]
As an Indian I say sucks for you. It's awesome when you can speak in any Indian language to them and they give you extra **** for free cause they like you. Also works with Halal carts, Dunkin, and many other places.
User avatar #38 to #17 - Monsterofthedog (07/04/2014) [-]
I live in surrey, bc. As an Indian this **** works
#2 - Rascal (07/03/2014) [-]
As a subway Employee:

I am appalled at such treatment of sandwiches, even when a late night shift.

Though the Closer in me understands that it takes FOREVER to finish closing, so they let us close like 15 minutes early. She shouldn't have been closing THAT early though.
#35 to #2 - drekinn (07/04/2014) [-]
I know an absolutely great fix for that, tell the employees their work time is 20 minutes past the closing time, so customers don't get the short stick and employees get paid. you should never close the store before the actual closing time, that's just rude and false advertising if you don't service the customer.
#41 to #35 - dadadadavis (07/04/2014) [-]
Not to mention it can get you written out of compliance and they can take your store. Manager here at a subway
#1 - sirbrentcoe (07/03/2014) [-]
this pleases the fatgods.
this pleases the fatgods.
User avatar #23 - neokun (07/04/2014) [-]
>be me few months ago
>at a heavy metal concert with friend
>loud as **** music as its an inside venue
>bands take a break, we head to KFC till it resumes
>get to the counter
>heavy think scottish accent
>imagine drinking a bottle of tar, but not swallowing it.
>thats what this ****** sounded like
>best part is, he has a lisp.
>I was deaf from the gig, couldn't understand a ******* word this man was saying.
>got angry and whilst mumbling complete and utter **** to my face
>continue to communicate to each other through signs and mouthing
>get new staff member
>get my meal after about 10 minutes
>friends already finished food
>mfw had to eat my kfc boneless banquet in the venue whilst in a mosh pit.

No face... was too busy eating KFC to take pictures.
#18 - Rascal (07/04/2014) [-]
more subhue
User avatar #49 to #18 - laziness (07/04/2014) [-]
I work at subway, and thats basically all true, cept tuna aint in a boat/tub/thing anymore.
but this ***** funny
User avatar #20 to #18 - poutinesalad (07/04/2014) [-]
Last part.

Genius


maybe bold will make my text color easier to read... I have a feeling I'm not gonna get colored text items again till this is gone.
User avatar #24 to #20 - deltoraquest (07/04/2014) [-]
its pretty easy to read, your text. its a bigger problem when people have the darkest blue the eye can percieve.
User avatar #26 to #24 - jacksipian (07/04/2014) [-]
mine is the hardest to read, right poutinesalad? it's the worst because you eye can't distinguish it from the grey. also, i loved those ******* books.
User avatar #27 to #26 - deltoraquest (07/04/2014) [-]
erm...are you trying to make a joke because its pretty distinguishable...unless I have special eyes.
User avatar #28 to #27 - jacksipian (07/04/2014) [-]
it's a joke.
User avatar #29 to #28 - deltoraquest (07/04/2014) [-]
very well.

2 years and still don't know how to react when people point out my name
User avatar #30 to #29 - jacksipian (07/04/2014) [-]
is it not about the books?
User avatar #31 to #30 - deltoraquest (07/04/2014) [-]
it is about the books, one of my favourite series still. Just don't know what to say when people comment about it. Should I be like "yeah my name is cool" or "thanks, yours too"
User avatar #34 to #31 - jacksipian (07/04/2014) [-]
you should be like "hey **** yeah! which book is your favorite?" or "yeah, they're badass!"
User avatar #36 to #34 - deltoraquest (07/04/2014) [-]
that's actually a good idea, its that creativity which gets you coloured text

I just realised you were thumbing all my comments, I feel oblivious now
User avatar #37 to #36 - jacksipian (07/04/2014) [-]
anyone who's willing to talk to me gets free thumbs, anyone who posts on my content gets free thumbs, and most comments and content i see get free thumbs. don't feel bad for not noticing, no one does. and yeah, just be friendly, have a conversation with them about the books or something, just be nice.
User avatar #39 to #37 - deltoraquest (07/04/2014) [-]
I shall, thank ye kinda jackman
User avatar #40 to #39 - jacksipian (07/04/2014) [-]
you're welcome good deltoran. have a nice night!
User avatar #32 to #24 - poutinesalad (07/04/2014) [-]
without the bold though, see what I mean?
#74 to #32 - Rascal (07/10/2014) [-]
f y i. block me all you want you st u pi d **** . Im not bound by IP. deal with it u fkn loser
#73 to #32 - Rascal (07/10/2014) [-]
whaaaay whaaaay. I told u not to fak w/ me. its a bit late now to start crying like a c u n t. I hope you like getting your sh1t pushed in because you r going 2 need to get used to it.
#72 to #32 - Rascal (07/10/2014) [-]
3 pc's down. ive not d0zd u be fn grateful.
but rly thou
test me..
test me
rlly i need a g0d damn rzn
test me.
#71 to #32 - Rascal (07/10/2014) [-]
fyi u r a puzy cu0nt. be a fakg s0m where else u f0kin l0zer
#70 to #32 - Rascal (07/10/2014) [-]
who's a little whiny bitch with a small dick?
You are.. Yes you are. arnt you?
awwwwwwwwww its okay. your dad may hate you but you know what?
the 5 hookers will still **** you no matter how small it is.
yea they will laugh. but its okay just block that out. its your dick its only 4inch hard but its yours so be proud..l.

you dumb **** i warned you not to **** with me
lmao.
User avatar #56 to #32 - breadposter (07/04/2014) [-]
Easy to read for me
User avatar #33 to #32 - deltoraquest (07/04/2014) [-]
not too bad still but I see your point.
#21 - bluwizard (07/04/2014) [-]
**bluwizard rolled image** so then there's this
User avatar #61 - lotengo (07/04/2014) [-]
>be me, at subway few weeks ago
>order footlong spicy italian
>8/10 ct3.14 ask me about the veggies. I oder a bit of everything
>pay for my spicy italian and walk back home

my life is lame, i dont have cool subway stories
#55 - bazda (07/04/2014) [-]
>be me, today
>order footlong pulled pork
>lots of pickles, extra sauce
>it was delicious
> decided to try the aged cheddar and black pepper lays
>they taste like ****
#47 - sloot (07/04/2014) [-]
>me a few months ago
>at Subway and during my Lunch break
>So busy line is going out the door
>Poor Sandwich slaves are working incredibility fast
>Not messing up any orders
>Skinny fedora wearing beta fag spills his drink on himself
>Runs up to the cash register
>"Give me some ******* napkins I spilled my drink"
>Acts like he isn't a ******** for not being able to drink a soda
>I hate society
User avatar #63 to #47 - guitarnigger (07/04/2014) [-]
"give me some ******* napkins"? did he say it like that?
#54 - Rascal (07/04/2014) [-]
it was OP working there trying to close and some fat bitch came in asking for food and doing all that extra **** you guys would not be on her side. Op is a dick.
User avatar #10 - OsamaBinLadenz (07/03/2014) [-]
I thumb even if I only blow a little more air out of my nose than usual, but I actually laughed for a good few seconds at this. I absolutely love this.
#60 - Rascal (07/04/2014) [-]
One of my best friends work at subway so every time i'm off from work I make sure to go to him. He makes a pretty kick-ass sandwhich... and i can also tell him he's my bitch and to slap some more ham on that ************ .
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User avatar #9 - metalheadtildeath ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
buffalo chicken, pepper-jack cheese, jalapenos, mushrooms, and chipotle sauce. ( **** idc, pick a bread dude) also, toasted so the cheese melts
#8 - Rascal (07/03/2014) [-]
Im glad that the Subway over here closes at 4am
User avatar #15 to #8 - huzibizi (07/04/2014) [-]
you lucky ****
User avatar #57 to #15 - spankyy (07/04/2014) [-]
There's one by my house that has a drive-thru and is 24 hours. Never been to it, but my friend went a couple weeks ago and told me about this. It's like 5-10 minutes away.
#4 - mckinkymcormic (07/03/2014) [-]
HOW_ DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE_ YOU!
HOW_ DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE_ YOU!
User avatar #3 - snuffleuphagus (07/03/2014) [-]
subway employees dont give any ***** . i cant tell you how many highschool kids have just given free food to anyone who asks
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