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#16 - optimussum (10/08/2013) [-]
"That's as gay as a handbag full of rainbows."
#17 - kietzu (10/08/2013) [-]
And now we wait.
#50 to #17 - kijajouteh (10/09/2013) [-]
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#53 to #17 - malacyman (10/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #19 to #17 - puremadmentalged (10/08/2013) [-]
**puremadmentalged rolled user danster **
User avatar #23 to #19 - danster (10/08/2013) [-]
You must really love deep voices.
Well...if you insist...<3
#62 to #17 - trystanvierra (10/09/2013) [-]
**trystanvierra rolled a random image posted in comment #4007656 at Friendly ** what I would rub one out
#72 to #62 - justapubbie (10/09/2013) [-]
Wow, it's almost like you're half-way normal. Whatchu doing on funnyjunk? Don't let anybody tell you you can't do something. Not even me. I would rub one out to Will Smith. He is a beautiful man.
User avatar #75 to #72 - trystanvierra (10/09/2013) [-]
...sometimes I think of my grandparents having sex... ...and I get really angry for some reason...
#44 - commandershit (10/08/2013) [-]
His actual FW
#43 - infernobird ONLINE (10/08/2013) [-]
**infernobird rolled user flutterfoxxx **
#25 - klina (10/08/2013) [-]
I was the main bullying target when I was a kid until I learned how to do this.   
   
When accused of being gay, I would just ask the accusant &quot;want me to suck your dick in the bathroom during recess?&quot;.   
   
It didn't matter to me whether they thought I was gay or not, as long as they didn't bother me with it.
I was the main bullying target when I was a kid until I learned how to do this.

When accused of being gay, I would just ask the accusant "want me to suck your dick in the bathroom during recess?".

It didn't matter to me whether they thought I was gay or not, as long as they didn't bother me with it.
User avatar #33 to #25 - heartlessrobot (10/08/2013) [-]
What if they actually wanted you to suck their dick?
User avatar #42 to #33 - demandsgayversion (10/08/2013) [-]
Then it's a win-win!
User avatar #26 to #25 - gameshredder (10/08/2013) [-]
Did they stop bothering you after you sucked their dicks?
User avatar #27 to #26 - klina (10/08/2013) [-]
The only dick I've sucked was on a guy that didn't bully me. We experimented with each other for a while. He found out he was gay from that, I found out I'm a bisexual man with a thing for shemales.
#28 to #27 - gameshredder (10/08/2013) [-]
That's pretty hot.
That's pretty hot.
User avatar #34 to #27 - heartlessrobot (10/08/2013) [-]
Transsexual is the less offensive term.
#76 to #26 - iscreamsonday (10/09/2013) [-]
sick bastards just kept asking him
User avatar #10 - mkgt (10/08/2013) [-]
I love reverse psychology responses to bullying. My friend was the goddamn master.

" **** you!"
"Gladly"
#40 to #10 - anon (10/08/2013) [-]
....that does't actually work though. Its not using **** as a verb. Its not saying "I'm going to **** you' or anything of the sort. **** you is an insult all on its own and doesn't have a genuine response.
User avatar #82 to #10 - volcanicdiarrhea (10/09/2013) [-]
I'd throw random **** at them.

"Hey, faggot, gonna go suck some dick, today?"
Do horses lay eggs?
"... No?"
Damn, evolution really is slow.

And just walk away. They would be too confused to keep going.
User avatar #52 to #10 - malacyman (10/09/2013) [-]
i always say maybe later, theres a waiting list
User avatar #46 to #10 - ICEDgrunge (10/08/2013) [-]
"Suck my dick!"
"Present it."
User avatar #55 to #10 - hwangw (10/09/2013) [-]
I do this with my best friend.
" **** you."
"You should."
"I will."
It stopped at "you should" for months and she'd just look at me stumped. Then the first time she said "I will" I stared at her like an idiot and I haven't thought of anything clever to say back since.
User avatar #65 to #55 - kerfufflemachtwo (10/09/2013) [-]
Next time it happens, simply shrug and start unzipping your pants.
User avatar #80 to #65 - raigen (10/09/2013) [-]
"And that's how I got out of the friend zone."
#84 to #65 - hwangw (10/09/2013) [-]
I'm giving you my favorite gif because that's absolute genius and will definitely be used in the future.
I'm giving you my favorite gif because that's absolute genius and will definitely be used in the future.
User avatar #71 to #55 - mkgt (10/09/2013) [-]
Say "When and where?"
User avatar #85 to #71 - hwangw (10/09/2013) [-]
I'll definitely use this when she says it over the phone. You guys are great at this.
User avatar #67 to #55 - mitchr (10/09/2013) [-]
"Really? Here? Well, okay, but what if someone sees us?"
#86 to #67 - hwangw (10/09/2013) [-]
And this will also be used. Thanks a ton guys. I can now seem clever once again.
And this will also be used. Thanks a ton guys. I can now seem clever once again.
User avatar #93 to #55 - dogwars (10/09/2013) [-]
I do this with my ex-girlfriend.
I start:
" **** you!"
"When and where!"
"Right here, right now!"
"In front of all these people?"
"Free show!"
"Good point!"
"But she never delivers.
Also, this, me starting here too:
"Suck a dick."
"When and where?"
"Don Juan's bathroom, 20 minutes." ( ****** Mexican restaurant where I live)
"Race you there."
She delivers sometimes on this one.
User avatar #94 to #93 - hwangw (10/09/2013) [-]
I'm familiar with Don Juan's and I'll never look at the bathroom the same again. You both are hilarious though.
User avatar #14 - olmesy (10/08/2013) [-]
Reminds me of the time me and my online friend started talking about the best way to trim pubic hair in the middle of a COD game

It eventually boiled down to us complimenting each other's shafts to the sound of 12 year olds having aneurysms over how gay we were

We each got 6+ hate messages
#22 - pimpvader (10/08/2013) [-]
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#45 to #1 - raseri (10/08/2013) [-]
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#66 - bleeduntildeath (10/09/2013) [-]
better than when I play with friends
User avatar #56 - niggasaurus (10/09/2013) [-]
I've known these people for thirty seconds and I like their relationship already
User avatar #68 - blackwargreymon (10/09/2013) [-]
I swear to God, if I start this comic and get addicted, i'm going to be very cross with you.
#18 - nuculardonkey (10/08/2013) [-]
Should i be ashamed that I'm "that guy"?
#20 to #18 - novabird ONLINE (10/08/2013) [-]
i'm not even gay and i'd say all of that just to 			****		 with people!
i'm not even gay and i'd say all of that just to **** with people!
User avatar #59 to #20 - trystanvierra (10/09/2013) [-]
thatsthejoke.jpg
#61 to #59 - novabird ONLINE (10/09/2013) [-]
eyup.
eyup.
#24 - bitchplzzz (10/08/2013) [-]
****		 xbox live, glad i sold my xbox
**** xbox live, glad i sold my xbox
User avatar #41 to #24 - theavatarspupil (10/08/2013) [-]
I wanted to take my Xbox 360 to Gamestop and trade it for a PS3, but my little brother threw a fit and I couldn't...
User avatar #49 to #24 - seras (10/09/2013) [-]
Don't play online. Easy. I still got my X-Box, but only because of games like Ninja Gaiden 3, Dead Or Alive 5 and Lollipop Chainsaw.
User avatar #73 to #49 - playerdous (10/09/2013) [-]
No Fallout?
User avatar #95 to #73 - seras (10/09/2013) [-]
On PC.
#90 - bdowns (10/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #77 - ForNarniaaa (10/09/2013) [-]
I was playing GTA Online earlier, I haven't used my headset in awhile so I used it to yell at orientals in stores. I didn't expect to hear a few little cunts talking to each other and screaming so loud because they kept killing one another. I wanted to find them and kill them myself, but that was too difficult cause they could've been anywhere. I sadly had to remove my headset cause I couldn't take it anymore. I'm really disappointed because I didn't think little kids would play GTA....

tl; ******* the little 5 year olds on XBL
#87 to #77 - justthisonepost **User deleted account** (10/09/2013) [-]
Next time if you pull out your phone and flip through your contacts, you can find them on your phone and mark them on the map
User avatar #6 - sinonyx (10/08/2013) [-]
well
best content i've seen in awhile
#70 - skeetskeetskeeeeet (10/09/2013) [-]
**skeetskeetskeeeeet rolled user vivinsloth **
User avatar #74 to #70 - acemcgunner (10/09/2013) [-]
**acemcgunner rolled user Kairyuka ** lets play a game..
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