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#32 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account** (10/01/2013) [-]
Ridiculous. Nobody have more than one pota
User avatar #44 to #32 - mrdrpage (10/02/2013) [-]
Questioning: Why did chicken cross road?
Answering: I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers rape her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.
User avatar #43 to #32 - mrdrpage (10/02/2013) [-]
Man is hungry. He steal bread to feed family. Get home, find all family have sent Siberia! “More bread for me,” man think. But bread have worm.
#46 to #43 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account** (10/02/2013) [-]
Such is life.
User avatar #47 to #46 - mrdrpage (10/02/2013) [-]
One more:

Latvian is rub lamp find genii. Genii say, “What is three wishes?” Latvian say, “I wish potato!” Then, POOF! Potato! Latvian so happy! “Oh! Is potato! Is potato!” say Latvian. Genii ask, “What is next wish?” Latvian is say, “I wish you go away so can enjoy potato!” POOF! Too bad. Also, was only lamp.
#33 to #32 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account** (10/01/2013) [-]
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