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Shakespeare Song
I shalt pop some tags, only possess
20 shillings within my pocket.
imagnet:
readding -thoug hts:
I Not Iamjoe... Do Not Accept...
These tags I' ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my and manhood path [felate
when lofty furs I purchase fora cent.
Thy gra napa' s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.
To save or not to save? The question' s moot.
I' ll never give my coin to crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden lent
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Lolita ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I' ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
h/ macklemore, "Thrift Shoppe"
Crying with laughter"
ITS IN PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW
FAVORITE THING.
so BEAUTIFUL.
THIS IS WHAT ENGLISH LIT IS FOR.
Spurn:
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Submitted: 04/03/2014
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#2 - deezknuts (04/04/2014) [+] (27 replies)
I ******* loved shakespeare. I always thought it was cliche and stupid when people were like "oh i hated shakespeare". There ARE reasons to hate shakespeare, but not because you're a dumb bitch who can't read anything that isn't in text language.

The only reason to logically despise shakespeare was the fact that his stories were mostly stolen and his diction was inaccurate for the time period. Nobody actually talked like that. But if you hate it because it's "hard to understand" you're being that guy. You know that guy, who goes "man i aint read this **** damn ***** like goddamn braille or some **** "

But other than that, Shakespeare wrote some really sweet **** . Hamlet was ****** awesome and Romeo and Juliet is actually really fun (if you understand that the story is not a love story but a sensationalized romanticization of teenage confusion and suicide). Othello was ****** dank and the tempest absolutely sucked but we dont talk about that.

Mercutio is mah ***** .
#11 - I Am Monkey (04/04/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I've had the word "Iambic Pentameter" stuck in my head for the past 24 hours and I have no idea why. Now I see it in this post for the first time since the 9th grade. The 						****					 is going on here?
I've had the word "Iambic Pentameter" stuck in my head for the past 24 hours and I have no idea why. Now I see it in this post for the first time since the 9th grade. The **** is going on here?
User avatar #13 - dharkmoswen (04/04/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I'm sorry, but if you do not ask, how can you learn. What is "Iambic Pentameter"? I know I could google it, but I'm hoping somebody could explain it layman's terms. I'm not the smartest person.
#16 to #13 - macjigiddy (04/04/2014) [-]
Iambic pentameter is the rhythm structure Shakespeare used. Every line consists of 10 syllables with 5 stresses. If you say the line in time to a heartbeat it works better. Iambic pentameter is best understood when read aloud, so if you get into the rhythm of 'ba-DUM, ba-DUM, ba-DUM, then replace 'ba-DUM' with the words, you get iambic pentameter.
eg. 'these TAGS i POP, and BOAST in RHY-ming VERSE
that WHAT i WEAR puts SWAGG-er IN my GAIT'
User avatar #28 - crazyanimal (04/04/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Unpopular opinion time... But I find these annoying and dont even read them... inb4 then just skip the content... inb4 why waste your time with commenting.... inb4 cool story bro...


inb4 all you comment saying all the inb4 I just said
#47 - MrMeatStick (04/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Will Shakey Doe
#34 - kcwsooners ONLINE (04/04/2014) [+] (3 replies)
**kcwsooners rolled image**
What I pop.
#59 to #58 - kcwsooners ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
I know...I was the guy who rolled.
User avatar #27 - redstonealchemist (04/04/2014) [-]
actually $20 USD is about 100.435 shillings. call it 100
User avatar #39 - xxhunterxx (04/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I shalt swagger into the local pub, and proclaim "my phallus is of rather large proportions"
#44 to #39 - deadagain (04/04/2014) [-]
Definitely not pentameter, and not too iambic either. 4/10, would not monologue.
User avatar #21 - localbees (04/04/2014) [+] (8 replies)
I know what Iambic Pentameter is, but I cannot write in it for the life of me.
**** poetry.
User avatar #54 to #36 - jarofdirt (04/04/2014) [-]
How about this Roman poem by Catullus?

I will sodomize you and ********* you,
Cock-sucker Aurelius and catamite Furius,
You who think, because my verses
Are delicate, that I am modest.
For it's right for the devoted poet to be chaste
Himself, but it's not necessary for his verses to be so.
Verses which then have taste and charm,
If they are delicate and sexy,
And can incite an itch,
And I don't mean in boys, but in those hairy old men
Who can't get their flaccid dicks up.
You, because you have read of my thousand kisses,
You think I'm a sissy?
I will sodomize you and ********* you.
User avatar #51 - gibroner ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
Looks like somebody finally found a use for their English degree
#8 - LaughAtYou (04/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
If someone came out with an audio of this I could die happy.
#42 - funkmasterjunk (04/04/2014) [-]
That was 						******					 awesome!
That was ****** awesome!
#25 - anonymous (04/04/2014) [-]
Lol I think that's how shakespear would have said it but he's not alive.
#6 - anonymous (04/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I'm studying English Lit with Creative Writing at the minute at Uni, and let me tell you, this is the tightest **** . Not only is it spot on Iambic Pentameter, it's a Shakespearean sonnet. A perfect one. Lemme tell you, I've to write those, they aren't as easy as you'd think. Whoever cracked that out earns serious respect.
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