this stuff creeps me out. . The lady without a single tattoo Young man who is off his parent' s cell phone plan llortt “roman who can last an entire two minutes
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this stuff creeps me out

The lady without
a single tattoo
Young man who is
off his parent' s cell
phone plan
llortt “roman who can last
an entire two minutes
without glancing at
her cell phone
retirement plan
even though he' s
r Girl on a dating
site who looks ,."
her profile photo
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#109 to #5 - joens (06/27/2014) [-]
You called?
#193 to #5 - Rascal (06/28/2014) [-]
But im straight...and male...and a tumblr user...
But im straight...and male...and a tumblr user...
User avatar #40 to #5 - nustix (06/27/2014) [-]
If you use tumblr the right way there is no reason you should be gay.
#45 to #5 - stunnedmullet (06/27/2014) [-]
There's a difference between circus freaks and mythical creatures.
#10 to #5 - Rascal (06/27/2014) [-]
but is he white?
User avatar #17 to #10 - Zaxplab ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
and is he cisgender?
User avatar #25 to #17 - newmanbiggeo (06/27/2014) [-]
what do think straight means?
#26 to #25 - kenbizzle (06/27/2014) [-]

#34 to #26 - Rascal (06/27/2014) [-]
Can u tell me if it is sarcasm because I don't know about these stuff I mean there are 2 only:
1.-male 2.- female
#37 to #34 - Rascal (06/27/2014) [-]
Nah mate, we have two sexes. With gender they're usually talking about gender identity, which exploded with terms.
Which is pretty **** because even soft sciences require that you do research and can validly argue that something is a thing, and that this thing is worth mentioning.
User avatar #76 to #37 - Kairyuka (06/27/2014) [-]
Well if I wanna call myself a potato what's the harm
#83 to #76 - Rascal (06/27/2014) [-]
That is actually exactly what the stupidest of tumblr users do.

Stargender, voidgender, nan0gender, trans-black, transethnic, demiboy, girlfag, bun/buns/bunself pronouns.

All of them valid amongst the specialest and snowflakiest of tumblr denizens.
User avatar #140 to #83 - Kairyuka (06/27/2014) [-]
Well the more sane tumblr users argue that you need to experience dysphoria about your gender identity to be transgender, all that otherkin **** is ******* weird. Dunno why I was thumbed down, I was making a joke
User avatar #107 to #25 - payseht ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
straight means you're attracted to the opposite gender. If they identify as another gender than their sex, then they're still straight if they're attracted to someone of the same sex but different gender identification... in other words, there exist people that genuinely feel like a lesbian trapped in a man's body.
It's all rather confusing at times but I've tried my best to understand the subject. Thus far I agree that gender identity and sexual orientation are two different things (which is why I find the term LGBT offensive, since it's clustering people that might not have anything in common except that they're considered abnormal), but at the end of the day I still feel it's like people claiming to be Napoleon and we nodding complacently. I understand feeling like something is wrong and wanting to change it, but somehow we've ended up laughing at people that have cosmetic surgery to look younger but praise people that have cosmetic surgery to "be" something else (kinda like that woman that wants to be Barbie).

Sorry; this subject is dear to me because I seem to be in the minority among people I normally agree with on most things

anyway, tl;dr: a cisgender can be gay or straight; the two have nothing to do with each other
as a side note, people sometimes confuse the two like most people think agnosticism is an answer to your religious views. Just like there are cis gender homosexuals, there are agnostic theists (the two terms talk about two different things and can be used together for a more aqurate description, but are not equivalent in any way). I think people on tumblr made it an obsession to describe themselves in absurd amounts of details...
User avatar #39 to #25 - harryboom (06/27/2014) [-]
kenbizzle's shenanigans aside. you can be transgender and still be heterosexual
User avatar #23 to #17 - sociocat (06/27/2014) [-]
is he a pyrofox?
User avatar #132 to #17 - neokun (06/27/2014) [-]
Whats that?
#79 - Rascal (06/27/2014) [-]
#114 to #79 - mymommasallama ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
wouldnt wanna be a freak now....
#120 to #114 - thiswasnttaken (06/27/2014) [-]
Someone's getting off to this somewhere, and it frustrates me.
It's not me.
#124 to #114 - dorfdorfdorf (06/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #144 to #114 - matttboy (06/27/2014) [-]
I can get off to Sandy. But only with a certain drawing style.
#169 to #114 - Rascal (06/27/2014) [-]
Spongebob looks brutally retarded in this picture.
#81 to #79 - chrisel (06/27/2014) [-]
Does Patrick count as Spongebob?
#82 to #81 - connordude (06/27/2014) [-]
Yes patrick counts as spongebob.
#1 - crazyolitis (06/26/2014) [-]
They don't make them like they used to.
#88 to #1 - wearethedead (06/27/2014) [-]
Pic related
#44 to #1 - lolzordz (06/27/2014) [-]
vibrates through walls
vibrates through walls
User avatar #13 to #1 - azaelmar (06/27/2014) [-]
Oh god Radical Larry always cracks me up
User avatar #14 - jewsburninindaoven (06/27/2014) [-]
A non-hypocritical FunnyJunker in a healthy, respectful relationship
User avatar #171 to #14 - commontroll (06/27/2014) [-]
Pray tell, what about the non-hypocritical part? Is that in regards to specifically the relationship, or is it just in general we're hypocritical?
User avatar #27 to #14 - qotsa (06/27/2014) [-]
That would be me i hope
#152 to #27 - withstrangeraeons (06/27/2014) [-]
I think I qualify for this too, but I guess it's one of those things that are difficult to judge on your own. After all, someone might be in an unhealthy, disrespectful relationship but not recognize it.
Queens of the Stone Age?
User avatar #191 to #152 - qotsa (06/27/2014) [-]
I was actually refering to the non-hypocritical part. I can't really judge that on my own.

But i'm very content with my relationship. I like my boyfriend and he likes me, we've been together since i was 15, so 5 years now.

of course queens of the stone age
#123 to #73 - dorfdorfdorf (06/27/2014) [-]
Do you even knowledge?   
A major part of their religion is giving to charity, 10% of gross income
Do you even knowledge?
A major part of their religion is giving to charity, 10% of gross income
User avatar #125 to #123 - becauseoprahsaidso (06/27/2014) [-]
I guess Hitler did do something wrong after all.
#143 to #125 - dorfdorfdorf (06/27/2014) [-]
Woah, now, let's not get ahead of ourselves
Woah, now, let's not get ahead of ourselves
#187 to #143 - whargarbler (06/27/2014) [-]
No, he's right. Hitler was a vegetarian. He did something wrong.
#115 to #73 - theshadowed (06/27/2014) [-]
Well actually it is one of the cornerstones of their faith, called Tzedakah
Traditional Jews donate 1/10 of their money to charity.
Also many keep charity boxes for the poor inside their house called the pushke
#142 to #115 - wizardfist (06/27/2014) [-]
amateurs. i give all my money to charity
#46 - splitalterego (06/27/2014) [-]
The Black Graduate
#148 to #46 - Rascal (06/27/2014) [-]
not real
#98 - bakinboy ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
#42 - envinite ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
I'm young and I have my own phone plan

Ladies, please drop your pantaloons
User avatar #86 to #42 - tfwigetbanned (06/27/2014) [-]
what is a phone plan?
User avatar #89 to #87 - tfwigetbanned (06/27/2014) [-]
still can't find **** i dunno
#91 to #89 - noschool (06/27/2014) [-]
its like the first thing that comes up
User avatar #99 to #93 - rectophobia ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
That's what you get for using the Klingon version

User avatar #90 to #89 - tfwigetbanned (06/27/2014) [-]
oh wait it's the monthly payment thing?
User avatar #104 to #90 - envinite ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]

It's that monthly internet/call/sms payment stuff
#2 - internetexplain (06/26/2014) [-]
Guess I'm a freak now.   
Well , off to the circus.
Guess I'm a freak now.
Well , off to the circus.
#170 to #3 - totallylemon (06/27/2014) [-]
**totallylemon rolled image** Are you referring to joshlol?
#84 to #3 - potrsr (06/27/2014) [-]
take this
and I've tried really hard on this so be gentle sen-pai :$
User avatar #78 to #3 - sovietghost (06/27/2014) [-]
those are not rare
#30 to #3 - Rascal (06/27/2014) [-]
Brand new and you're already using it wrong.
#110 to #30 - joens (06/27/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #102 to #30 - ohlookathing (06/27/2014) [-]
Realized that after I made it. =/
User avatar #19 - tmbg (06/27/2014) [-]
I really don't get why anyone gets tattoos
#188 to #19 - kinginyellow (06/27/2014) [-]
There are two reasons, which vary with the person
1) Because it's something you actually enjoy for artistic/personal purposes and are proud with putting on yourself for more than show but for your own interests. My one cousin has sleeves for this reason, he's big into the bio-dragon style stuff and has one arm of them circling to his wrist because he enjoys it and likes to have it on him as sort of an artistic thing. It can just be because they want a permanent memento to symbolize something, like maybe a memorial to someone they were close to, but the main point is these people do it for themselves and to have something they want.

2) For show/comedic/bragging purposes. These are the people who would ruin the image of tattoos by getting it just to shove in everyone's face and use it to avoid having something to contribute other than "look at my tat!". They do it for others and not themselves, and that's why it turns out bad.
User avatar #47 to #19 - ljxjlos (06/27/2014) [-]
They look good. It´s as easy as that, there really isn´t anything to understand behind that. Why do you get a Jacket that you like? Why do you buy a pair of shoes that look neat. It´s nothing different, tbh.
User avatar #48 to #47 - tmbg (06/27/2014) [-]
you can take off a jacket or socks
User avatar #51 to #48 - ljxjlos (06/27/2014) [-]
You can cover-up or get rid of a tattoo. It´s harder, but possible. I don´t see why people get so weird about tattoos, it´s not like it´s an abnormal thing nowadays.
#157 to #51 - Rascal (06/27/2014) [-]
So many ignorant people here. You do not just magically remove a ******* tattoo in one go, it takes several treatments and costs thousands of dollars. You will most likely have a scar which is worse than the tattoo as well. God forbid the scarring tissue becomes keloidic. Feel terible for the people who get that...
User avatar #75 to #51 - tmbg (06/27/2014) [-]
I mean, it's expensive to have them removed, and if you cover them up, they're still there
#85 to #19 - vymastenaochechula (06/27/2014) [-]
to keep the memories with you all the time for example, like a personal diary with only important messages that you always carry with you
or for aesthetic reasons, that's the same as plastic surgery or piercings, you like it, you put it on yourself
or e.g. something that reminds you why you live your life like you do, maybe you made a big change in your life and you never want to make same mistakes as before
i'm sure there's plenty more reasons why people do it
User avatar #28 to #19 - meierme (06/27/2014) [-]
i got a tattoo in every city i was stationed, to me they bring back some good memories. that's just why i get them. also they are kind of addicting
#36 to #19 - shivaspace (06/27/2014) [-]
It's the mighty tatau. Don't question it.
#100 - basaltface (06/27/2014) [-]
#128 - becauseoprahsaidso (06/27/2014) [-]
I have lost many a boner viewing porn when the slut reveals a tattoo that I wasn't initially aware of.
User avatar #135 to #128 - ahremanes (06/27/2014) [-]
there is no shame in erectile dysfunction...
User avatar #137 to #135 - becauseoprahsaidso (06/27/2014) [-]
tattoos are a huge turn-off for me
User avatar #160 to #137 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
I see your opinion, and respect it, but frankly, I have to disagree.
A small tattoo or one decently sized is okay for me, but the thousands of tattoos everywhere, like, with no exception is where I say no.
Unfortunately, you didn't clarify, which brought ahremanes to make a joke.
What I gathered was, she could be the hottest of them all, 10/10, but a small, little heart shaped tattoo on her left buttcheek would make you completely and utterly disgusted, which, with all due respect, is kinda shallow.
User avatar #165 to #160 - ahremanes (06/27/2014) [-]
Agreed, to each his own. I can't deal with anything darker than a pink butthole... In real life and in porn. You see something that you don't like and it's like "lean forward, let go of the snake and try to find a new vid you like as soon as possible
#162 to #160 - Rascal (06/27/2014) [-]
"I see and respect your opinion... you're kinda shallow"
Which is it? Make up your mind.
User avatar #167 to #162 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
"That's kind of shallow."
"That's kind of shallow"
His opinion is shallow.
#92 - flnonymousseven ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
I just got my own phone and internet plan
User avatar #105 to #92 - asongulol (06/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #154 to #105 - flnonymousseven ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #94 - pizzaweed (06/27/2014) [-]
I have a retirement plan!

I'm going to work until I die.

Or just lay around my whole life and do nothing. Seems like an easier life.
User avatar #96 to #94 - ScottP (06/27/2014) [-]
I figure I'll work for a few decades, achieve nothing in particular, and then spend the next several years regretting not doing anything in my life.
User avatar #97 to #96 - pizzaweed (06/27/2014) [-]
Best life. Make sure to travel somewhere at least once.

And kill someone because hey, vacation
User avatar #20 - gxela (06/27/2014) [-]
im under 30 and i have a retirement plan.. work until i die.. thanks obama..
#158 - Rascal (06/27/2014) [-]
"I hate how everyone uses their mobile phones all the time! They're such zombies!"
- everyone
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User avatar #177 to #158 - tombombadil ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
My friends at college are the worst about it. I never see them without their phones in hand and they're always the ones like "Man, I wish people could just like, get off their phones and just talk" *Goes back to looking at pictures of dogs on buzzfeed*

It's terrible
User avatar #95 - shungokusatsu (06/27/2014) [-]
I like how I'm 4 of those freaks I'm a supa freak lol
User avatar #7 - rulebysecrecy (06/27/2014) [-]
haha im he guy with a retirement plan whos under 30 haha...haha..ha... tell me im cool
#11 to #7 - nottagif (06/27/2014) [-]
we'll be cool together, retired happily and with a decent amount of cash
User avatar #12 to #7 - enigmaticspirit (06/27/2014) [-]
You're cool.
#16 to #7 - Rascal (06/27/2014) [-]
You're cool.
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User avatar #22 to #7 - sociocat (06/27/2014) [-]
im cool
User avatar #38 to #22 - fitemeirlbro (06/27/2014) [-]
yes you are
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