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#56 - caligulas (11/08/2013) [-]
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User avatar #206 to #56 - hazardpay (11/09/2013) [-]
494 thumbs. 138 faves. in only 5 hours. good sir, prepare to buy a green thumb mansion with 2% of everything you'll be recieving
#279 to #56 - kermaperuna (11/09/2013) [-]
that was just too good
#202 to #56 - xXCorpitoXx (11/09/2013) [-]
You 			*******		 bastard
You ******* bastard
User avatar #245 to #56 - grimboi (11/09/2013) [-]
HAHAHAHAHA You ************ I literally LOLD here at my computer
#367 to #56 - frusty (11/09/2013) [-]
More likes than the actual comment!
User avatar #230 to #56 - injerseyforever (11/09/2013) [-]
This is it everyone. It's finally been done. The greatest content ever posted on Funnyjunk. We can leave now. We can get off the internet.
#201 to #56 - mausisdead (11/09/2013) [-]
just... take them, take them ALL
just... take them, take them ALL
User avatar #355 to #201 - shitdickinator (11/09/2013) [-]
ohai maus
#364 to #355 - mausisdead (11/09/2013) [-]
hai der
hai der
User avatar #365 to #364 - shitdickinator (11/09/2013) [-]
not here, maus. To the brony board!
#117 to #56 - psykojet (11/08/2013) [-]
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#111 to #56 - crazyolitis (11/08/2013) [-]
You GLORIOUS 			************		.
You GLORIOUS ************ .
User avatar #184 to #111 - matriculator (11/09/2013) [-]
#TYBG
#102 to #56 - AmaterasuNoOkami (11/08/2013) [-]
Such a flawless VICTORY
Such a flawless VICTORY
#192 to #56 - qdmin (11/09/2013) [-]
I don't always thumb up comments, but when i do.. It's because they are ******* epic
#277 to #56 - magnumrevolver (11/09/2013) [-]
Absolutely Glorious
Absolutely Glorious
#99 to #56 - huszti (11/08/2013) [-]
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#128 to #56 - ilikecows **User deleted account** (11/08/2013) [-]
Flawless transition
Good yolk
Fantastic quality

In the words of Agent York:
"Great, Amazing, Fantastic"
#352 to #56 - anon (11/09/2013) [-]
seriously, it's funny and all, but why is it SO funny to you guys? I feel like I'm missing something
User avatar #357 to #352 - theprocrastibator (11/09/2013) [-]
We're giving more thumbs to this dude cause some ******** posted his comment as content and was getting thumbs for it.
User avatar #358 to #357 - highfocus (11/09/2013) [-]
nah this ***** just hillarious
User avatar #359 to #358 - theprocrastibator (11/09/2013) [-]
I said more cause we already gave him 400, then the content was uploaded and now he has over 1000.
User avatar #361 to #359 - highfocus (11/09/2013) [-]
becouse it's still listed and people like to click the highest rated comment, that would be more plausible.

i don't think everyone of the additional 800 knew of the "repost"
#232 to #56 - drhard (11/09/2013) [-]
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#146 to #56 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (11/08/2013) [-]
That's the most I laughed in weeks!
That's the most I laughed in weeks!
#234 to #56 - sirkanesixtytwo (11/09/2013) [-]
Holy **** , how did you...
#97 to #56 - herptyderpies (11/08/2013) [-]
hahaha awesome
hahaha awesome
#86 to #56 - FatherPedobear (11/08/2013) [-]
You clever little bastard.
You clever little bastard.
#300 to #56 - itbelongstocat (11/09/2013) [-]
Okay now everyone in the library is looking at me right now cause I can't stop laughing like a retard...
Okay now everyone in the library is looking at me right now cause I can't stop laughing like a retard...
#226 to #56 - racistwaffle (11/09/2013) [-]
*******		 glorious
******* glorious
#120 to #56 - newbiee (11/08/2013) [-]
thats awesome
thats awesome
#107 to #56 - rhol (11/08/2013) [-]
Yes, Absolutely yes.
Yes, Absolutely yes.
#286 to #56 - sasyboncho (11/09/2013) [-]
**sasyboncho rolled a random image posted in comment #813799 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** You win. You just win.
#348 to #56 - nightstar (11/09/2013) [-]
Awesome.   
   
Best Bieber related thing I've seen on the internet.
Awesome.

Best Bieber related thing I've seen on the internet.
#213 to #56 - lastsummershero (11/09/2013) [-]
You clever son of a bitch
You clever son of a bitch
#251 to #56 - ghettoham (11/09/2013) [-]
I think i love you.
I think i love you.
#336 to #56 - infernobird (11/09/2013) [-]
ive never seen a comment get 4 digit thumbs before
User avatar #368 to #360 - infernobird (11/09/2013) [-]
jesus christ its got over 6x times the amount of thumbs the actual content has.
User avatar #363 to #360 - evilredmuffin (11/09/2013) [-]
god damn
User avatar #344 to #336 - infernobird (11/09/2013) [-]
did my comment come off as aggressive or something?
User avatar #342 to #336 - spyisspy (11/09/2013) [-]
newfag
User avatar #343 to #342 - infernobird (11/09/2013) [-]
senpai finally noticed me!
#338 to #336 - jamesisonfunnyjunk (11/09/2013) [-]
**caligulas gets his credit here**

Bravo Sir!
User avatar #340 to #338 - infernobird (11/09/2013) [-]
Not mad, Impressed.
#341 to #340 - jamesisonfunnyjunk (11/09/2013) [-]
Well then I apologize.
Cheers, Mate!
#215 to #56 - umppis (11/09/2013) [-]
a winrar is you
#93 to #56 - gentorgal (11/08/2013) [-]
OMG... YES... YES... [big]YES!!![big]
#96 to #93 - gentorgal (11/08/2013) [-]
I trusted that to work... I trusted you FJ...
User avatar #108 to #96 - icanflyy (11/08/2013) [-]
YES
User avatar #331 to #56 - LifeIsADisease (11/09/2013) [-]
has to be the first time in a long time I actually laughed out loud
#181 to #56 - merrymarvelite (11/09/2013) [-]
You are my hero.
User avatar #91 to #56 - jackmanagan (11/08/2013) [-]
its at 69 likes right now. i woulldnt feel right ruining that bonus funny.
#165 to #56 - daelril (11/09/2013) [-]
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#350 to #56 - anon (11/09/2013) [-]
Ok, why the hell I can't thumbs any content anymore???
#253 to #56 - toastandbananas (11/09/2013) [-]
**toastandbananas rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at Opinions on stuff **
#345 to #56 - SunilCCXXXVII **User deleted account** (11/09/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/bieb/funny-gifs/4876737/

Your work has already been stolen... I feel like leaving FJ
User avatar #356 to #345 - mathes (11/09/2013) [-]
>Implying he made it

#362 to #356 - anon (11/09/2013) [-]
It doesn't matter... he made it, SHUT THE **** UP YOU RETARDED MORONIC FAGGOT
User avatar #346 to #345 - thimmiee (11/09/2013) [-]
It's fj

What else could you expect?
#347 to #346 - SunilCCXXXVII **User deleted account** (11/09/2013) [-]
Dunno.. but caligulas just got quad thumbs
User avatar #351 to #345 - bossguycumsplash (11/09/2013) [-]
Four times actually.
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#74 to #56 - robertnoyb (11/08/2013) [-]
it's glorious!
it's glorious!
#210 to #56 - imcadence (11/09/2013) [-]
**imcadence rolled a random image posted in comment #6524397 at Safe For Work Random Board ** that was the funnest thing i saw in a long time thank you so much
#60 to #56 - tihok ONLINE (11/08/2013) [-]
omg i love it
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#290 to #56 - beardgasm (11/09/2013) [-]
Booted my PC just so I can save this masterpiece.
#167 to #56 - iamjustheretoroll (11/09/2013) [-]
**iamjustheretoroll rolled a random image posted in comment #6533174 at Safe For Work Random Board ** biebers fw
#2 - hoban (11/08/2013) [-]
and now we wait..........when the 			****		 hits this fan it will be glorious, crying little faggots everywhere perhaps even mass suicides, obama steps down from his duty in light of this, recession fix's itself because it now knows we have a bigger problem. This my friends THIS will be the moment the future will remember us for, Did justin bieber dick that hooker?! the history books will tell the story and we shall be on the on lookers, the witnesses to the birth of the new age of peace and comfort for all!
and now we wait..........when the **** hits this fan it will be glorious, crying little faggots everywhere perhaps even mass suicides, obama steps down from his duty in light of this, recession fix's itself because it now knows we have a bigger problem. This my friends THIS will be the moment the future will remember us for, Did justin bieber dick that hooker?! the history books will tell the story and we shall be on the on lookers, the witnesses to the birth of the new age of peace and comfort for all!
User avatar #103 to #2 - kbpilottl (11/08/2013) [-]
that was beautiful
#32 - anon (11/08/2013) [-]
He's loved by millions of teenage girls around the world and he still needs to hire a prostitute to get laid.
#151 to #32 - netherlander (11/09/2013) [-]
Men don't pay prostitutes for the sex, but for them to leave afterwards.
User avatar #349 to #151 - SteveHomoki (11/09/2013) [-]
Officer I'm not paying to have sex with her, I'm paying so she can leave me alone. It's a complicated relationship.
User avatar #236 to #32 - peacerocker (11/09/2013) [-]
He's also loved by anons like yourself
User avatar #124 to #32 - komandantmirkoo (11/08/2013) [-]
his fans are usually crazy. you don't stick your dick in crazy
User avatar #51 to #32 - diddyz (11/08/2013) [-]
all his fans are underaged..
User avatar #53 to #51 - doktorpaj (11/08/2013) [-]
Are you implying that's a minus?
User avatar #101 to #51 - dubslao (11/08/2013) [-]
and?

have you seen any of the news about him lately?

and by "lately", I mean in the past year.
User avatar #52 to #51 - vortexrain (11/08/2013) [-]
That wouldn't stop me.
User avatar #73 to #51 - artyommetro ONLINE (11/08/2013) [-]
And that means what to him.
User avatar #24 - wellimnotsure ONLINE (11/08/2013) [-]
"I don't care if Justin slept with a hooker, he's the greastest moosishun eva, and I know deep down he still wants a girl like me" just wait for it
User avatar #70 to #24 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (11/08/2013) [-]
In class we had to create a password and we each had to have some safety questions, one girl chose "favorite historical figure" and in it wrote " Justin Bieber."
User avatar #160 to #70 - myaccountisnew (11/09/2013) [-]
That's not a very secure password, seeing as you know it, and i'm guessing other people in your school now it.
User avatar #161 to #160 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (11/09/2013) [-]
well no, we had to chose security questions incase we forgot our password, we all had the same generic security questions though.
User avatar #266 to #161 - myaccountisnew (11/09/2013) [-]
But if you wanted to, you could put in her user name and click 'I forgot my password', answer the security question, and log on to her crap.
User avatar #267 to #266 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (11/09/2013) [-]
there are 4 security questions. I just know the answer to the historical figure.
User avatar #7 - ZeGerman (11/08/2013) [-]
How does aperson take a selfie

of another person? Tell me!
#8 to #7 - highfocus (11/08/2013) [-]
just like that
#137 - arnoldbusk (11/08/2013) [-]
who cares ? hmmm, bitch? u just was his toy (: imma real haha jk. it doesn't look strange, if he'll have sex ~ he wasn't vergin for a long time and I just don't care anything. he isn't a kid ! (:

I bet the 14-year old bitch who wrote this has mascara running down her cheeks
#44 - thatnathandrake (11/08/2013) [-]
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User avatar #140 to #44 - dross (11/08/2013) [-]
Jursturn Berberr.
#43 - infinitereaper (11/08/2013) [-]
I must say I'm enjoying the little 			****		 slowly but surely flushing his life down the toilet.
I must say I'm enjoying the little **** slowly but surely flushing his life down the toilet.
#284 - akho (11/09/2013) [-]
How much did they pay Justin for one night?
#276 - herpymcderp (11/09/2013) [-]
Bless him, he's all tuckered out.
#246 - mahoney (11/09/2013) [-]
okay as much as i hate the little **** there's no way someone of his celebrity status, especially with his popularity among women, paid for sex she was probably just some slut at a concert that he banged and people are trying to make him look bad
User avatar #265 to #246 - iluvscuba (11/09/2013) [-]
They don't have to try very hard
#329 - penileburglar (11/09/2013) [-]
Why is everyone so obsessed with him?

His music is mostly targeted at young girls. Sure, there are adults that like it too; buy why hate him for making the music that he wants? Don't blame him for being popular, blame the millions of mindless drones who let him get that way. If you want to obsess about someone, obsess about a wallstreet exec. A big oil CEO. A third-world dictator. Someone who got rich and famous by stepping on other people, not someone who did so by just making some music for young girls.

I don't like his music either. I would much rather see a more deserving musician in his place. But all of the hatred is a big part of what keeps him so popular. Immature folk (teens especially) ******* *LOVE* to feel like they're rebelling or defending someone--and that's what you give Bieber fans with this stupid obsession. His popularity won't die until the hate does; it keeps his name constantly in the public spotlight. You can't look at any music video on youtube without seeing someone trashing JB, no matter how COMPLETELY unrelated the video is.

Look at how much Britney Spears' popularity went up after she shaved her head and dropped her baby a few times. Look at how famous Rebecca Black became for making *literally* one of the worst-received songs in history. Marketing teams are smart. They know that infamy can sometimes make more money than fame.
User avatar #334 to #329 - fizzor (11/09/2013) [-]
It won't die off because some people are ******* hypocrites. No matter how much they say don't care about Bieber, they still love to talk about him when it comes to hating him.
User avatar #353 to #334 - shitdickinator (11/09/2013) [-]
** ************** rolls 85,767** well, hello there, fizzor
User avatar #273 - rainfire (11/09/2013) [-]
If you're Justin Bieber, why would you buy a prostitute?
User avatar #296 to #273 - houseofscarlet (11/09/2013) [-]
Because he has to cover the medical risks of creating Bieber 2.0
User avatar #298 to #296 - rainfire (11/09/2013) [-]
Oh god I hope he's not allowed to reproduce. Hopefully, the surgeon will "accidentally" kill him during childbirth.
huehuehue
User avatar #299 to #298 - houseofscarlet (11/09/2013) [-]
On the bright side, if someone does become pregnant with his child, a lot more people will become pro-choice.
User avatar #303 to #299 - rainfire (11/09/2013) [-]
True. And sometime in the next 2-3 years, he'll have a Britney moment and shave his head and get butt implants or something.
User avatar #305 to #303 - houseofscarlet (11/09/2013) [-]
Justin Balder
User avatar #306 to #305 - rainfire (11/09/2013) [-]
He changes his name to Chad and gets tatts of skulls on fire.
User avatar #307 to #306 - houseofscarlet (11/09/2013) [-]
Then his career goes down the ******* and he's forced to take up the only work possible for dried up celebrities desperately clawing at the ever dwindling threads of fame...

GAME SHOWS! DUN DUN DUUUUUN!

User avatar #308 to #307 - rainfire (11/09/2013) [-]
And he'll write some autobiography about his life. "The Memoirs of a Belieber"
User avatar #309 to #308 - houseofscarlet (11/09/2013) [-]
I like how the two of us are just sitting here literally planning out the rest of Justin Bieber's life.

Anyway, the book will make Oprah's book club, he'll go on Ellen and announce his ill deserved comeback tour that will sell out the first few concerts followed by ever dwindling crowds and will eventually be forgotten before the MTV music awards.
User avatar #310 to #309 - rainfire (11/09/2013) [-]
Which he'll show up to and change his genre completely to punk or rock and fail completely. Then he'll have no other choice than to go onto Steve Wilkos and be yelled at for being scum.
User avatar #312 to #310 - houseofscarlet (11/09/2013) [-]
Afterwards, he'll try to disappear for a while, but the paparazzi will continue to follow him and keep the entire f**king world updated on his ever growing waistline as he puts on 50+ pounds. Then a video will leak to YouTube of him, drunk off his ass, scarfing down hamburgers like Hasselhoff.
User avatar #314 to #312 - rainfire (11/09/2013) [-]
With a douchey beard and some hair loss. Then he'll end up in some direct to dvd asylum movie starring him and miley cyrus.
User avatar #316 to #314 - houseofscarlet (11/09/2013) [-]
The movie will bomb and become the punchline for innumerable jokes made by late night television hosts, followed by a sex scandal between Cyrus and Bieber that both will play up for as long as they can because it's the most attention the deprived, dried up, attention whores have received since 2015.
User avatar #319 to #316 - rainfire (11/09/2013) [-]
And then both will act like it was an instant hit and then end up dying on a suicide homicide due to meth.
User avatar #321 to #319 - houseofscarlet (11/09/2013) [-]
And they all lived happily ever after!

Except Justin and Miley...they're dead...
User avatar #322 to #321 - rainfire (11/09/2013) [-]
I bet there's an 80% chance most of this will come true.
User avatar #325 to #322 - houseofscarlet (11/09/2013) [-]
my friends and i are already placing bets. I have $20 on him being caught with meth before the end of this year.
User avatar #326 to #325 - rainfire (11/09/2013) [-]
I wouldn't doubt it.
User avatar #332 to #326 - houseofscarlet (11/09/2013) [-]
For some reason I can't reply to your other comment?

anyway, that little cunt muffin could get drunk off of chocolate milk.
User avatar #337 to #332 - rainfire (11/09/2013) [-]
True. I bet the weed he smoked was oregano or dandelions. Well, this has been a fun chat, but I'm tired as mess so goodnight to ya.
User avatar #328 to #326 - houseofscarlet (11/09/2013) [-]
And another friend has her money on him drunk driving into a streetlight within the next 6 months.
User avatar #330 to #328 - rainfire (11/09/2013) [-]
Probably off a Busch light or some pussy beers lol.
User avatar #327 to #326 - houseofscarlet (11/09/2013) [-]
friend o mine has $25 on him coming out in 2015 and $10 on a sex tape in 2014
User avatar #304 to #303 - rainfire (11/09/2013) [-]
Probably
#235 - upyoursnumbnuts (11/09/2013) [-]
That other sound was the rest of us not giving a **** .
User avatar #95 - herptyderpies (11/08/2013) [-]
VAZOU - Justin Bieber sleeping with Prostitute in Brasil REAL and ORIGINAL VIDEO if anyone wants to see it
User avatar #110 to #95 - flyingoat (11/08/2013) [-]
Why would anyone want to see it?
User avatar #133 to #110 - Leopard (11/08/2013) [-]
Proof? Validation? Idk
User avatar #112 to #110 - herptyderpies (11/08/2013) [-]
i dont ******* know?
User avatar #113 to #112 - flyingoat (11/08/2013) [-]
God there are some weird people out there! and I'm one of them, thanks
#1 - sinery (11/08/2013) [-]
This is going to be delicious.
This is going to be delicious.
#138 to #1 - abbaabbaabba (11/08/2013) [-]
whats that gif from?
User avatar #143 to #138 - sinery (11/08/2013) [-]
Supernatural.
#129 - johnnygat (11/08/2013) [-]
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User avatar #47 - ghm (11/08/2013) [-]
only reason i think it's funny is because he paid for sex lols
#54 to #47 - somekindofname (11/08/2013) [-]
Well, everything else is underage for him so...
User avatar #134 to #54 - stolenusername (11/08/2013) [-]
Yeah and most of his fans crazy as **** .
User avatar #135 to #134 - stolenusername (11/08/2013) [-]
are*
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