they might even wake up pregnant. . Chitty yo gettin married at 22 sounds a lot like leavin a party at 9: 30 yeah but you get to leave the party with your favor
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they might even wake up pregnant

Chitty
yo gettin married at 22 sounds
a lot like leavin a party at 9: 30
yeah but you get to leave the
party with your favorite person on
the planet, and take off all of your
makeup, and put on your ugly
comfortable clothes and make
popcorn and curl up in your bed
and watch a movie, and have sex
and go to sleep, idk how that
sounds like a bad thing.
And everyone else just wakes up
alone and hungover.
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User avatar #187 - alexjaeger (11/12/2013) [-]
but maybe the person got married really soon and they get divorced in a few months/years, getting married at an early age isnt really a good idea imo since youre young and inexperienced and dont know much about life yet
#171 - snackman (11/11/2013) [-]
Then wake up and notice it wasnt a girl.
Then wake up and notice it wasnt a girl.
#168 - ryanburry (11/11/2013) [-]
(Inserts Unpopular Opinion here)
#166 - kornadth (11/11/2013) [-]
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#165 - Blasphemer ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
And then you find out he likes shoving cactus up his ass next morning.

This is my FAVOURITE of all topics! I just love it when people stand on the side of the ones who got married early. It can work, of course, it has worked many times before. It can fail, of course, it has failed so many times before. You do not know the person truly until you've spend a lot of time with them, lived with them, met the people he/she spends time with and so on and on... It can take years, **** , it can take a lifetime to truly get to know someone and then I see geniuses that get married after they knew each other for 3 days... What happens when you come to their home and see Adolf's portraits all over the room?

I'm in a happy relationship for last 3 years and I still get surprised from time to time.
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#154 - moldypubes (11/11/2013) [-]
I don't get it. I haven't had a girlfriend in 2 years. But I have had a lot of friends with benefits since then. Just never wanted to put a title on it because I'm afraid of constantly talking to them.

I hate feeling like I have to text them every day and constantly. It is ******* annoying. Can I get just a silent girlfriend?
User avatar #186 to #154 - alexjaeger (11/12/2013) [-]
hire a girl since you know most other girls also have a mind of their own and yeah
#173 to #154 - feelythefeel (11/11/2013) [-]
>"Can I get just a silent girlfriend?"
www.freetext2speech.com/hear/43422
User avatar #172 to #154 - princessren (11/11/2013) [-]
a mute?
#159 to #154 - curtt (11/11/2013) [-]
i know that feeling, but once you find someone you actually care about and like you'll know it and you'll want to talk to them.
#163 to #159 - moldypubes (11/11/2013) [-]
Hey, a nice guy who responded to a post in a normal way!

Thanks for the hope also!
User avatar #148 - xxmemesxx (11/11/2013) [-]
holy **** I want twilight sparkle to cover me in horse **** if you know what I mean
User avatar #190 to #148 - mvtjets (11/15/2013) [-]
2 randoom4u KOK SEE LIKE TAHT XEEEEE
User avatar #189 to #148 - mvtjets (11/15/2013) [-]
why did u block meeee cus im so randoom?
User avatar #174 to #148 - feelythefeel (11/11/2013) [-]
Unfortunately, I think we all know what you mean.
User avatar #158 to #148 - aczzoh (11/11/2013) [-]
I know what you mean.
User avatar #156 to #148 - kokanum (11/11/2013) [-]
Love burns
User avatar #157 to #156 - xxmemesxx (11/11/2013) [-]
so does my cock after I ****** your mom
User avatar #192 to #157 - mvtjets (11/15/2013) [-]
KEEEEEK
User avatar #191 to #157 - mvtjets (11/15/2013) [-]
KEOOOOK I CANT STOP LAUGHING FIRIGHT NOW XDDDDD
User avatar #160 to #157 - kokanum (11/11/2013) [-]
ow, my feelings
User avatar #161 to #160 - xxmemesxx (11/11/2013) [-]
ow, my cock
User avatar #196 to #161 - mvtjets (11/15/2013) [-]
KEEK
User avatar #195 to #161 - mvtjets (11/15/2013) [-]
KEEKEE LIKE POOPOOPOOPEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #194 to #161 - mvtjets (11/15/2013) [-]
KAAKAA!!!!!
User avatar #193 to #161 - mvtjets (11/15/2013) [-]
KAKA
#142 - jackknapp (11/11/2013) [-]
I may not be married, but my girlfriend and I are getting pretty serious and are ready to get married any time soon.

She doesn't know it yet, and she may have spotted me staring at her through her window a couple times, but we're basically in love.
#152 to #142 - mvtjets (11/11/2013) [-]
You never loved me

You lied to me
#180 to #152 - jackknapp (11/11/2013) [-]
How do you know I wasnt talking about you?
User avatar #143 to #142 - emopandaxox (11/11/2013) [-]
How are are both of you if I may ask
User avatar #139 - kaycie (11/11/2013) [-]
I thought the original quote was "Getting pregnant at 16 is a lot like..."

would leave room for a smart-ass response.
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User avatar #136 - ponissuck (11/11/2013) [-]
You can do all that without getting married. I think it is stupid to get married at such a young age especially if you haven't been with the person for 5+ years. I was with the same girl for almost 5 years and yes we were heads over heels crazy about each other, but people change and we broke up and I can only imagine how ****** it would be right now if I would have had kids with her or gotten married.

And I remember the 1st 6 months dating her and her telling me she loved me and wanted to get married and **** and I could have easily done all these things even just barely knowing her. Take your time and don't rush at a young life and make a mistake you're stuck with for the rest of your life.
User avatar #140 to #136 - thecharliesheen (11/11/2013) [-]
Thank you JESUS. Somebody finally gets it!

I have a bunch of friends who are engaged to people they've only KNOWN (let alone been with) for 9 months-2 years. Every time they ask me for advice, I tell them to wait. You need to be with someone for more than 5 years before you can truly even come close to knowing someone and understanding their changes. If you think you can get married after 1 year and still love them, you can wait 5 and still be in love. Nothing lost.
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#124 - xathos (11/11/2013) [-]
This is very strange, I'm 22 and getting married..... I'm actually really excited to get married
#128 to #124 - desacabose (11/11/2013) [-]
John 6:12 "The lord thy gawad who hath spawned you declareth all women henceforward shalt have sexual relations with the one known as desacabose lest they burn in the fires of Lizard men"
#137 to #128 - halloweenwillcome (11/11/2013) [-]
wat. . . . . . ..
wat. . . . . . ..
#132 to #128 - xathos (11/11/2013) [-]
eeh... what?
#133 to #132 - desacabose (11/11/2013) [-]
John 6:13 " Ye can also just take off your clothes and ********** on camera, so says Mr. Stewart "
#123 - anonymous (11/11/2013) [-]
Supervengers made marriage sound even worse than omvr did. You go home early every night with the same person, who then gets "comfortable" and "takes off all [their] makeup" which is one way of saying making themselves less appealing, and then cuddle and have sex. Alternatively, those people who stayed at the party get to possibly go home and have sex with someone who actually cares about what they look like, and don't have to worry about cuddling. Because cuddling sucks.
User avatar #122 - ultimatebadass (11/11/2013) [-]
I'm the guy that finds **** to do for an after-party and usually doesn't get home till 7am after I go out partying, so looks like I won't be getting married till my 50's
#121 - FatherPedobear (11/11/2013) [-]
You can do all that without getting married.
User avatar #119 - evanomicfour (11/11/2013) [-]
And hey, you even got to dance for 10 minutes. Awesome.
#114 - shannonrw (11/11/2013) [-]
What kind of party starts so damn early that people are able to LEAVE at 9:30?
User avatar #118 to #114 - taxideataxus (11/11/2013) [-]
According to the metaphor presented, the party known as life.
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