they might even wake up pregnant. . Chitty yo gettin married at 22 sounds a lot like leavin a party at 9: 30 yeah but you get to leave the party with your favor
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they might even wake up pregnant

Chitty
yo gettin married at 22 sounds
a lot like leavin a party at 9: 30
yeah but you get to leave the
party with your favorite person on
the planet, and take off all of your
makeup, and put on your ugly
comfortable clothes and make
popcorn and curl up in your bed
and watch a movie, and have sex
and go to sleep, idk how that
sounds like a bad thing.
And everyone else just wakes up
alone and hungover.
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#11 - givemethechicken (11/10/2013) [+] (27 replies)
>Being married
>having sex
#2 - anonymous (11/10/2013) [+] (11 replies)
> my sides
> lost it
> time to stop posting
> im so done
> what is wrong with this site
> easy there satan
> etc.
User avatar #41 - pepemex (11/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What if I hate dating and parties?
User avatar #42 to #41 - iamthepapercut (11/10/2013) [-]
Pretty sure that's why you're on the internet
#22 - pappathethird (11/10/2013) [-]
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#6 - angryjewman (11/10/2013) [+] (7 replies)
holy **** everyone here are lonely FAGGOTS!
#78 - squalllionhart (11/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
then there's people who don't even get to go to the party
#29 - lazaman (11/10/2013) [+] (21 replies)
>Implying that marriage is that 						*******					 great, and just one long sex party   
>Implying that most marriages don't fail   
>Implying that you wont get tired of the other person after a year, like most young folks do   
>Implying that different people may not like the things that you like   
   
This entire argument is redundant, and petty.
>Implying that marriage is that ******* great, and just one long sex party
>Implying that most marriages don't fail
>Implying that you wont get tired of the other person after a year, like most young folks do
>Implying that different people may not like the things that you like

This entire argument is redundant, and petty.
#39 to #29 - anonymous (11/10/2013) [-]
You are far too cynical. Have a little faith will you.
#27 - flutterbye (11/10/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Meh. I grew up in a small town where it's pretty common to get married at that age. I think they're all ******* nuts, not necessarily because of the age, but the length of their relationship.
Ex. A friend of mine just married her boyfriend of 2 years.
Personally, I don't think that is nearly long enough time to decided that you want to commit the rest of your life with that person.
At least, that is what marriage used to be about. Call me traditional.
From experience, the first few years are still lovey-dovey. After year 4, **** gets real.
User avatar #51 - ThatOneDouche (11/11/2013) [+] (8 replies)
repost
#105 - tazpy (11/11/2013) [-]
I never even went to the party, I hate parties.   
Gif is me if I ever try to dance.
I never even went to the party, I hate parties.
Gif is me if I ever try to dance.
User avatar #73 - missrainbowdash (11/11/2013) [-]
marriage is betting half your stuff that you will live with that person for 80 years and never get sick of them
User avatar #142 - jackknapp (11/11/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I may not be married, but my girlfriend and I are getting pretty serious and are ready to get married any time soon.

She doesn't know it yet, and she may have spotted me staring at her through her window a couple times, but we're basically in love.
User avatar #148 - xxmemesxx (11/11/2013) [+] (15 replies)
holy **** I want twilight sparkle to cover me in horse **** if you know what I mean
#109 - queenjester (11/11/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I'm not going to bother with marriage at all, my long term boyfriend and I don't want kids anyway and just enjoy being together. To us, the knot is already tied so to speak
#76 - baitdoesnttalkback (11/11/2013) [-]
then you realize you were supposed to study for your finals and forgot and failed the course but hey, you have a girl. so whats another year in school
#171 - snackman (11/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Then wake up and notice it wasnt a girl.
Then wake up and notice it wasnt a girl.
#154 - moldypubes (11/11/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I don't get it. I haven't had a girlfriend in 2 years. But I have had a lot of friends with benefits since then. Just never wanted to put a title on it because I'm afraid of constantly talking to them.

I hate feeling like I have to text them every day and constantly. It is ******* annoying. Can I get just a silent girlfriend?
#173 to #154 - feelythefeel (11/11/2013) [-]
>"Can I get just a silent girlfriend?"
www.freetext2speech.com/hear/43422
#88 - caplocker (11/11/2013) [-]
I started living with my wife at 16, married at 18. Life couldn't be more perfect 16 years later.
User avatar #70 - rampantperson (11/11/2013) [-]
Thanks now i'm sad.
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