they forgot 2 key ingredients. . Unless life also ,, ruls you sugar and water, your lemonade is going to suck.. You gotta get your own sugar and water you lazy .
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User avatar #1 - Relinies ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
You gotta get your own sugar and water you lazy **** .
#2 to #1 - sylvaras (07/31/2014) [-]
i prefer "actively challenged" or "energy conserver" if u prefer
i prefer "actively challenged" or "energy conserver" if u prefer
User avatar #5 - warioteam (07/31/2014) [-]
I ******* love sour stuff.
Seriously, my teeth dissagree, but i like to ****** squirt these lemon juice bottles
damn its tastey
#25 to #5 - sugarfree (07/31/2014) [-]
i one hundred percent agree with you, i can never seem to find anything sour enough, and when i do i eat it until my tongue bleeds then and peels a few days later
i know that sounds gross and weird but damn that sour taste is awesome, i am diabetic btw and not the "i ate my body weight in cakes daily" kind but the "it just randomly showed up and doctors are baffled" kind
#36 - dalroc (07/31/2014) [-]
#10 - katarinaismywaifu (07/31/2014) [-]
If life gives you lemons:
1)Cut the lemon into slices
2)Take out the seeds
3)Sell the slices and plant the seeds
4)Grow a lemon orchard and sell millions of lemons
5)Get lots of money and buy machinery
6)Use machines to harvest lemons faster and make even more money
7)Buy juicers and sugar with money
8)Make lemonade
9)Repeat for many years and crush the competition
10)Enjoy your lemon and lemonade empire for many years

It can be done OP. You just have to believe.
#12 - thechosentroll (07/31/2014) [-]
Reminds me of the first time I tried to make lemonade. I accidentally poured salt instead of sugar. I hadn't added water yet when I decided to taste it and realized what I'd done. My mother started bitching that it's now ruined and no one in their right mind would drink it, I said I could, she dared me and I downed half a liter of pure lemon juice and salt.   
   
Moral of the day: If you word it the right way, you can convince an idiot to do anything.
Reminds me of the first time I tried to make lemonade. I accidentally poured salt instead of sugar. I hadn't added water yet when I decided to taste it and realized what I'd done. My mother started bitching that it's now ruined and no one in their right mind would drink it, I said I could, she dared me and I downed half a liter of pure lemon juice and salt.

Moral of the day: If you word it the right way, you can convince an idiot to do anything.
#44 to #12 - cantankerousotter (07/31/2014) [-]
Or if you're stubborn as 			****		 you can accomplish anything.
Or if you're stubborn as **** you can accomplish anything.
User avatar #45 to #44 - thechosentroll (07/31/2014) [-]
Well, anger and the desire to prove everyone wrong were more or less my driving force when I was trying to get into university. Went from a D in math to an A in just a year and a half and became an engineering student, so I guess you're right.
User avatar #35 to #12 - pictureperfectt (07/31/2014) [-]
I once ate cat food as a way to show my father how homeless people don't have it so bad when I was six.

Needless to say, homeless people have it bad.
User avatar #4 - charredenay (07/31/2014) [-]
"All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! Make life RUE the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!" -Cave Johnson (also me)
#27 - ihateelfs (07/31/2014) [-]
When life gives you lemons, you make rice balls!
User avatar #31 to #27 - mastersaturday (07/31/2014) [-]
Don't you mean doughnuts?
User avatar #32 to #31 - ihateelfs (07/31/2014) [-]
jelley filled rice balls
#46 to #34 - anon (07/31/2014) [-]
pucker up
User avatar #38 - heartbleed ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
No you rip those lemons in half with your bare hands and rub them in life's eyes.
Also since when do you need water for lemonade? I just used tons of sugar.
User avatar #6 - inuares (07/31/2014) [-]
Or just make combustible lemons to burn life's house down.
User avatar #42 - nuclearkitteh ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
Well I love sour, so no problems there. I eat lemons all the time.
#41 - anon (07/31/2014) [-]
When life hand you lemons, Just ******* eat them and stop whining on face book.
User avatar #40 - logiblack (07/31/2014) [-]
So you start trading with people who got water and sugar.
You start working together. Start a company. Get rich. Make everyone happy.
User avatar #39 - monsterderp (07/31/2014) [-]
GET MAD!
User avatar #37 - fedegon (07/31/2014) [-]
That's why you also need to be sweet to people.
And also make bitches wet.
#33 - anonomysmonkey (07/31/2014) [-]
Get your own damn sugar and water! Why does life have to do everything for you? **** .
User avatar #29 - kimom (07/31/2014) [-]
When life gives me lemons i dont make lemonade im mad like Cave Johnson I got lemon grenades.
User avatar #28 - fyaq (07/31/2014) [-]
Or get off your ass and ******* find some.

This is why we have dumb ****** on welfare.
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