the feel is real. . That was way harsh dude.. She might not be able to attend, she's feeling a bit gassy. funny iPhone text Skiing
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#7 - traffy (12/28/2013) [-]
They will never understand our love
User avatar #87 to #7 - optimussum (12/29/2013) [-]
i still want someone to get me a shiina one
User avatar #90 to #87 - fantasma (12/29/2013) [-]
Noooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Shiina is 2cool4u.
But noe really doe, why you gotta jizz all over a picture of Shiina?
#8 to #7 - kawaiidesudesuu (12/28/2013) [-]
Waifu are best women.
Waifu are best women.
#15 to #10 - niimajneb ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
Mikasaaaaa
#28 to #17 - stormtrooperbob (12/29/2013) [-]
Ran samaaaa
Ran samaaaa
#37 to #36 - stormtrooperbob (12/29/2013) [-]
Last one. Always a pleasure to meet a touhou fan!
#38 to #37 - kawaiidesudesuu (12/29/2013) [-]
ran is best waifu.
#39 to #38 - stormtrooperbob (12/29/2013) [-]
She really is
#40 to #39 - kawaiidesudesuu (12/29/2013) [-]
Ran is love. Ran is life.
#62 to #40 - thempc (12/29/2013) [-]
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well this is certainly a ******** of an anime thread
User avatar #61 to #9 - thempc (12/29/2013) [-]
why the **** did we ever nuke japan, i just realized they're the coolest country in the world
User avatar #11 - severepwner (12/28/2013) [-]
I had a girlfriend like that once. When I bit her ear, she farted and flew out of the window.
#3 - include (12/28/2013) [-]
She might not be able to attend, she's feeling a bit gassy.
User avatar #63 to #3 - thempc (12/29/2013) [-]
i have that picture, but now let me go into paint and add the caption "i regret nothing" because that is exactly what his face says
#91 to #3 - mrcollings (12/29/2013) [-]
www.gog.com/game/rollercoaster_tycoon_2
just gonna leave this for people to enjoy Inflatable You by Tim Minchin
#70 to #69 - include (12/29/2013) [-]
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User avatar #84 to #56 - morbidbreath (12/29/2013) [-]
how?!
#14 - triplexrated **User deleted account** (12/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #88 to #14 - theronj (12/29/2013) [-]
Who feels the need to text their buddy about drinking a soda? hahah
#59 to #14 - thempc (12/29/2013) [-]
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i feel like even iOS autocorrect can't even **** up this bad
User avatar #79 to #59 - guto (12/29/2013) [-]
it's just a joke
#29 to #14 - xolotyl **User deleted account** (12/29/2013) [-]
#52 - alexanderthefunny (12/29/2013) [-]
hehehe (implying girlfriend is sexdoll)
>I see what you did there
#18 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (12/29/2013) [-]
I turned auto correct off the day I bought my phone. Sure, I can't type worth a damn on it but still.
I turned auto correct off the day I bought my phone. Sure, I can't type worth a damn on it but still.
#20 - reaperriley ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
#13 - anon (12/28/2013) [-]
Feel free to invite your girlfriend and bring her too. That is written unnaturally, invite and bring mean the same thing here , but he said it twice. It is clear this is fake.
User avatar #19 to #13 - talonwooten (12/29/2013) [-]
thanks man, you should become like a detective or something
User avatar #4 - jamieswhiteshirt (12/28/2013) [-]
It's funny because it could be a blow-up doll.
User avatar #24 to #4 - jamieswhiteshirt (12/29/2013) [-]
ITS A JOKE GUISE
#5 to #4 - kobegriffeysanders (12/28/2013) [-]
Thanks for explaining it. I couldn't figure it out on my own.
User avatar #2 - notapancake (12/28/2013) [-]
Sounds like somethink the average DevintArt user would say.
User avatar #1 - akho (12/28/2013) [-]
Mussolini always inflate his woman
#124 - moforsho (12/29/2013) [-]
**moforsho rolled a random image posted in comment #46 at Zombie Weapon ** HFW
#89 - fantasma (12/29/2013) [-]
Seen this too many times.
Bluh.
#86 - bdowns (12/29/2013) [-]
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#55 - jalthelas (12/29/2013) [-]
~What's the point of this~
User avatar #58 to #55 - taintedangel (12/29/2013) [-]
it's to highlight the autocorrect mistake.
User avatar #64 to #58 - jalthelas (12/29/2013) [-]
The ~Sorry~ is?
User avatar #65 to #64 - taintedangel (12/29/2013) [-]
Yeah, because he's not sorry. lol
#48 - Volta (12/29/2013) [-]
**Volta rolled a random comment #123 posted by certifiedidiot at Can You Imagine ** :
Gee, I guess we know who supported the holocaust.

You swine.
#49 to #48 - giygasman (12/29/2013) [-]
Aw yeah dr fetus
User avatar #71 to #48 - darealsnooki (12/29/2013) [-]
**darealsnooki rolled a random comment #155 posted by zzRedzz at true ** :
Good job
User avatar #72 to #71 - zzRedzz ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
Hello?
#73 to #72 - darealsnooki (12/29/2013) [-]
**darealsnooki rolled a random image posted in comment #7224516 at Safe For Work Random Board ** Hi!
User avatar #74 to #73 - zzRedzz ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
Hello?
#75 to #74 - darealsnooki (12/29/2013) [-]
**darealsnooki rolled a random image posted in comment #155027 at Hating - file complaints, whine, airline complaints, rustle jimmies ** Let's make love!
User avatar #76 to #75 - zzRedzz ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
Hello?
#77 to #76 - darealsnooki (12/29/2013) [-]
**darealsnooki rolled a random image posted in comment #38 at I'm supposed to be studying ** I will be the little Squirmy you feel going into your little piny angus!
User avatar #78 to #77 - zzRedzz ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
Hello?
#80 to #78 - darealsnooki (12/29/2013) [-]
**darealsnooki rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Okay ** T̵̜̮̜̔ͬ̉͂͒̀ͩͪ͂ͫ͒ͭ̃ͨ̂̊̽͑̚͞ô̸ͩ̾̃ͯ̇̇̂͡ ̣̹̤ ̷̧̪̠͔͔ͥͣ͗̔͗̅̃ͣi̡̨̘̠̘̓̋ͬ͋̆̓̄ͮ̍͊͋͊n̅͑̀ ̨̧͕̱̲ͨ͛̀̑ͮ̃ͥ̑̄ͤ̅ͧ̚̚v͈̪̥͐̏ͯ̓̇̕ o̱͕̲̾ͨ͆̈̓̇͋̓͐̎̒̀͢k̴ͫ̀͊̈́͒̀̕ ̟͖̥͔̠e̸̥̦̒̀̿ͬͪ̓̃ͨ̄ͬ̉̕ ̡̣̮̥͎͕͈̣̘ͤ͐ͦͥ͌̂͗́̓ͣ̐ͥͫ̿̆͢͡tͧ͋̈͊̓͐̏͛̚ ̵̨̣̦̗̟̦̹̯̠̗̦h̷̵̪̠̪͖̗̥͆̀ͩ͂͝eͤ́ ̵ͮ̐̋̓͐͋҉̭̲ ̡̲̦͖ͨ̆̆ͤ̃ͤ̈́̋ͦ̆̎̾̚͞h̢͆̊͆́̈́ͪͦͧ̈́̂̌͒̇͡ ̲̯͕͕̮͎͕̘i̍̏ͨ̂ͣͦ̽̇ͨ͆̇̇̉̅҉̸̷̧͔̮͎ ̗̣̪v̨͈͔̟̥̲̗̘̗̌ͭ̓͐̂̚̕eͬͣ̇̑̈́̈́ͭ̚ ̢̹̪͈́̔̐̈́͆͡-̷̢̲̭̥͎͔̭̋ͤ̾̋ͫ́̈́̈́̑͐̄ m̧̨̹̯̭̤̮̟̪̲͔̜̏̊̎ͬͩ̐̎̀ī͆̃ͫ̈́̆ ̧̠̜̦̭͕̦̟̘̜̲ͪͧ̀ṅ̢̜̇̀ͪ̐ͮͪ͒̂͛͆ͤ̚͘ ̭̲̯̜͔̟͕d̴̵̪͈̭͖̣͖̱̤ͩͧ̆̃͘͢ ̵̧̡̥̥͈̣͋ͪͨ̃ͩͪ̔ͭͨ̕͢ȓ͎̦̹͔̈́̽͗̓̍ͣ̾̐̚̕͞ ͔̲͔͔͖͔e̵͎͎͎̲̣ͧͥͯͥ̕p̾̔̓̃ ̸̧͖̜̠̱̤͔̟̗̹͝r̵̢̿̾̐̑̇̌̌ͭ̑́͡ ͔̣̘͖̤̦͎̹͈è̴̸͎̹̗͕̤ͨ́̅͂ͤ̋͐͡͞ ̟̹s̷̢̏̌̆ͣ̀̇̇ͭ̍̃̏ͯͤ͞҉̣̟̜̥͖̪̥e̓ ̴̦̘̲̭͖̲̉ͭ̓ͫ̈́͋̃ͤͯ̌̈́̍͞ņ̧̱̣̮̠̱̍̔̈̽̕̕̕ ̘͈̦̲ẗ͈̮͎̗̱͖̮̘̗͕́͌ͦ͆͑͞i̊ͮ̍̇̇̿͑ ̧̢̗̟̠̱̓̏̇̃̄͡ņ̵̤̗͖͕ͨͣ͊ͫ̀ͪ͒͛̀͢gͭͧ ́̇̃ͧ̒̾̍ͭͦ̓̄̀͞҉̪̪͖̥̥ ̄ͤ̌ͤͨ̈ͩ̍ͭͧ͒̔ͮ̄͋҉̸̯̟͔̹͈̭͎̹͕̮cͪͨ̎
User avatar #81 to #80 - zzRedzz ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
Hello?
#82 to #81 - darealsnooki (12/29/2013) [-]
**darealsnooki rolled a random image posted in comment #48 at this gives me the chills ** Fondle my anal cavity, and my name shalt be Nock
User avatar #41 - maddmarkk (12/29/2013) [-]
Why is my name dark blue?
User avatar #53 to #41 - alexanderthefunny (12/29/2013) [-]
The older the account is the bluer the name appears check for yourself
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User avatar #43 to #41 - jacksipian (12/29/2013) [-]
because youre the cooliest guy on the whole site

its because youre an oldfag, the longer youve been here, the bluer the name.
#60 to #41 - yodaddysofat ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
Because admin has given you secret powers to command over his dominion????
#42 to #41 - melllvinnn (12/29/2013) [-]
Because your face is old.
#45 to #44 - melllvinnn (12/29/2013) [-]
no but seriously its because your account is logged since 2009.
User avatar #47 to #45 - Darianvincent (12/29/2013) [-]
That wasn't me that asked. o.o Of course I knew that you filthy light blue.
#50 to #47 - melllvinnn (12/29/2013) [-]
your names are impossible to read, and your names are the same length. I inferred you two were the same people.
User avatar #51 to #50 - Darianvincent (12/29/2013) [-]
It aint easy being blue.
#66 to #45 - rdobet (12/29/2013) [-]
I missread that as logged in since 2009 at first
User avatar #26 - konradkurze (12/29/2013) [-]
dude at least do the schnizel
pay out the couple grand to buy a realistic posable sex doll like Schnizel did
User avatar #93 to #26 - schnizel (12/29/2013) [-]
fug y chaos pig
User avatar #94 to #93 - konradkurze (12/29/2013) [-]
*slaps Schnizels flabby belly*

whats that santa? you want more cookies?
User avatar #95 to #94 - schnizel (12/29/2013) [-]
no ***** im on a diet
User avatar #96 to #95 - konradkurze (12/29/2013) [-]
seriously Schniz, you have less meat on you than a KFC drumstick....
if you farted you'd actually lift off the ground
User avatar #97 to #96 - schnizel (12/29/2013) [-]
lel
im a rock not a scout
User avatar #98 to #97 - konradkurze (12/29/2013) [-]
seriously
Youre Schnizorexic

so what if you have muscle, being skinny with muscle will just make you look like madonna
User avatar #99 to #98 - schnizel (12/29/2013) [-]
well im not skinney nor fat nor a body builder but something in betwen
User avatar #100 to #99 - konradkurze (12/29/2013) [-]
army boy fit?
User avatar #101 to #100 - schnizel (12/29/2013) [-]
ye
User avatar #102 to #101 - konradkurze (12/29/2013) [-]
time to send Schnizy to join the Marines and become a man
User avatar #103 to #102 - schnizel (12/29/2013) [-]
i will make my own army
with banners and ****
#104 to #103 - konradkurze (12/29/2013) [-]
SNIZ MAREENZ
User avatar #105 to #104 - schnizel (12/29/2013) [-]
awww yeah
User avatar #106 to #105 - konradkurze (12/29/2013) [-]
i actually knew a kid, who in the gaming store....actually took some dark angels marines with robes, and modelled kkk hoods onto them to blend in with the robes

the staff didnt like it but technically there was nothing they could do since one of the legit store figures in stock had a pointed helmet like that

the problem happened when some kid painted a tank grey and tried to add the nazi flag on the turret....he got kicked out real fast
User avatar #108 to #106 - schnizel (12/29/2013) [-]
its a hindu symbol lel
#109 to #108 - konradkurze (12/29/2013) [-]
yeah
i was in a store run by indians.....they had the hindu symbol up on the wall behind the counter....some black guy walks in...sees it. glares at the indian guy at the counter, and says "the **** . you a nazi or something?"

< the guy at the counter plus several people of different races all just stared at the black guy for a few seconds till he got the hint and went on his way
User avatar #110 to #109 - schnizel (12/29/2013) [-]
hehe
User avatar #112 to #110 - konradkurze (12/29/2013) [-]
what
Schniz is a ******* GINGER

you have no soul bruh
User avatar #123 to #112 - schnizel (12/29/2013) [-]
ave mua
User avatar #121 to #112 - schnizel (12/29/2013) [-]
hehe wish me luck
User avatar #122 to #121 - konradkurze (12/29/2013) [-]
HEIL SCHNITLER
User avatar #119 to #112 - schnizel (12/29/2013) [-]
playing rome 2 with 2 mods
#120 to #119 - konradkurze (12/29/2013) [-]
quote Schnizel
"cant talk, cant sleep,. must invade world"
#111 to #110 - konradkurze (12/29/2013) [-]
**konradkurze rolled a random image posted in comment #130 at Gingers **
this is schnizel's race
User avatar #117 to #111 - schnizel (12/29/2013) [-]
nice nice
User avatar #118 to #117 - konradkurze (12/29/2013) [-]
*sprays Schnizel wit ha fire extinguisher*

dude are you chatting while half asleep?
User avatar #115 to #111 - schnizel (12/29/2013) [-]
wink wink
User avatar #116 to #115 - konradkurze (12/29/2013) [-]
**konradkurze rolled user tkfourtwoone **
Schnizel will kill this person using his mind
User avatar #113 to #111 - schnizel (12/29/2013) [-]
lel
#114 to #113 - konradkurze (12/29/2013) [-]
Schniz has no soul
he is a culexus assassin here to kill people by frying their brains
User avatar #107 to #106 - schnizel (12/29/2013) [-]
lel
#25 - veinyfourincher (12/29/2013) [-]
**** you steve
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